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Chuck Norris

Stone Bridges
29-01-2006, 07:28
What is with this obession with Chuck Norris?
Colodia
29-01-2006, 07:32
Guns don't kill people,
Chuck Norris kills people.
Zarathoft
29-01-2006, 07:37
go to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com and you'll see why. It's bloody brilliant.
Xanthal
29-01-2006, 07:41
The eyes of the ranger are upon you, bitch.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Chuck Norris is the ultimate action hero, even if he does only fight in hilariously improbable situations. My personal favorite was Norris vs. Nursing Home Employees.
Mavisconia
29-01-2006, 07:42
these chuck norris quotes are quite humorous but its just a rip off of the classic SNL sketch BILL BRASKY!!!!!!!!
Mondoth
29-01-2006, 07:53
Chuck is nothing

Mr. T (http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty)is where it's at foo's
Pedestriana
29-01-2006, 07:53
All your base are belong to chuck norris!
Morvonia
29-01-2006, 08:01
go to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com and you'll see why. It's bloody brilliant.



ROAFLMAO!!!!
Dragons with Guns
29-01-2006, 09:34
What is with this obession with Chuck Norris?

We can basically assume Stone Bridges is now dead from making such a comment. Fools to question the almighty roundhouse kick.