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Which is the best Clark?

Drunk commies deleted
28-01-2006, 22:42
Which Clark do you prefer?

Dick Clark
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b7/Tv_abc_dick_clark_newyears.jpg/200px-Tv_abc_dick_clark_newyears.jpg

A type of vampire who maintains his youth by draining the life force of teenagers as they dance.

Richard Clarke
http://undergroundclips.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/richardclark_pic.jpg

Counterterrorism expert and author

Clark Bar
http://www.economycandy.com/store/images/ClarkBar1.75oz.JPG

A tasty treat
Fass
28-01-2006, 22:49
Peanut butter, yuck!
Cannot think of a name
28-01-2006, 22:50
You forgot Wesley Clarke and Clark Pest Control!



Clark! We need you!
Kzord
28-01-2006, 22:50
Clark Kent.
Cannot think of a name
28-01-2006, 22:54
Hehe, it's two Dicks and a stick...hehe...




I'll just show myself out...
Ashmoria
28-01-2006, 23:05
pssssst

dick clark must have passed the ring on to his nephew. he has been trying to recover from a debilitating stroke for the past year.
Harlesburg
28-01-2006, 23:11
You forgot Wesley Clarke and Clark Pest Control!



Clark! We need you!
Clark Kent
Mark Clark
Helen Clark
Helen Clarke
Micheal Clark
Simon Clark
Ancient Valyria
28-01-2006, 23:11
Clark Kent.
aye
Drunk commies deleted
28-01-2006, 23:13
Ok, who voted "Stop spamming, moron"?
IDF
28-01-2006, 23:13
JOHN CLARK

See Tom Clancy books to know who I'm talking about. Read "Without Remorse."
Drunk commies deleted
28-01-2006, 23:14
JOHN CLARK

See Tom Clancy books to know who I'm talking about. Read "Without Remorse."
I'm kind of a Tom Clancy fan. Clark's a bad mofo.
The Doors Corporation
28-01-2006, 23:17
I hate em. hate em all. But if I had my choice. It would be Clark Kent.
Harlesburg
28-01-2006, 23:17
Ok, who voted "Stop spamming, moron"?
If you don't know, make a better poll next time.
The Doors Corporation
28-01-2006, 23:26
I did.
Drunk commies deleted
28-01-2006, 23:49
I did.
That's it, you're on the list. Harlesburg is too.
Smunkeeville
28-01-2006, 23:51
Clark Kent!!!!!!!!! Everyone needs a dork who can sweep you off your feet and would take a bullet for you.............
The Doors Corporation
28-01-2006, 23:51
Wait - what list? The VIP list? Saweeet. The VIP list to anal rapage room? No thank you.
Harlesburg
28-01-2006, 23:52
That's it, you're on the list. Harlesburg is too.
You are old enough to know how to make a poll.
I shouldn't have to hold your hand or wipe your bum.
Drunk commies deleted
28-01-2006, 23:54
You are old enough to know how to make a poll.
I shouldn't have to hold your hand or wipe your bum.
I didn't ask you to do either of those things. Now you're no longer on the list, you're on notice.
Peechland
29-01-2006, 00:04
All the posts in this thread make me laugh. I love funny people.


I'm going with Clark Bar because I just had Chinese and now I need something sweet.
Harlesburg
29-01-2006, 00:17
I didn't ask you to do either of those things. Now you're no longer on the list, you're on notice.
It was blatantly obvious you needed help you were making a mess of the carpet.
Libertas Veritas
29-01-2006, 00:37
Joe Clark
Vittos Ordination2
29-01-2006, 00:40
It's Clark Griswold, asshole.
Super-power
29-01-2006, 01:22
You forgot Wesley Clark
Harlesburg
29-01-2006, 01:24
You forgot Wesley Clark
Clark Gable too
Harlesburg
29-01-2006, 02:18
Clark Gayford as well.
Peechland
29-01-2006, 02:22
that was such bullshit. those threads getting moved. there are threads that are ten times more spammy than that left in General.

/rant.


Clark Crisco.
[NS:::]Vegetarianistica
29-01-2006, 02:32
Clark Gable.
Harlesburg
29-01-2006, 02:33
that was such bullshit. those threads getting moved. there are threads that are ten times more spammy than that left in General.

/rant.


Clark Crisco.
Never heard of him.
[NS:::]Vegetarianistica
29-01-2006, 02:34
It's Clark Griswold, asshole.

oh yeah. i change mine to Clark Griswold.. definitely!
JuNii
29-01-2006, 02:37
voted for the candy bar...


I'm hungry.
Tonissia
29-01-2006, 03:51
Jimmy Clark

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Clark_%28racing_driver%29
Cromulent Peoples
29-01-2006, 04:04
I want to say:

Arthur C. Clarke

But I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
Bakamongue
29-01-2006, 04:23
JOHN CLARK

See Tom Clancy books to know who I'm talking about. Read "Without Remorse."

You got there before me (though technically that's his assumed name, and I also don't think they did him any credit in the Clear and Present Danger film[1])


I was going to read the rest to see if anyone mentioned Arthur C., as well, but seeing as you've already spoilt one of my suggestions, someone'll have gotten the other... [Yes, someone just did...]



[1] To Chavez, after the black [ops] recruitment assessment: "For a minute there, I thought you had spotted me..."... ;) While I liked Chavez's "burger wrapper" bit in the film, there were things lost.

Also, from the books, the time he had to sneak up on the generals at the top of the hill. ("Have you got a light sir?")
Megaloria
29-01-2006, 04:53
WENDEL!

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/hdic2004/gfx/clark_wendell_0402.jpg

He's had TWO songs written about him.
Harlesburg
29-01-2006, 11:41
What is in a Clark Bar?
Lunatic Goofballs
29-01-2006, 11:44
What is in a Clark Bar?

A clark bar is basically another version of a 5th Avenue and a Butterfinger.

In order of yumminess it goes;

5th Avenue -Yummiest
Clark Bar- Less yummy.
Butterfinger -Least yummy.
BackwoodsSquatches
29-01-2006, 11:50
A clark bar is basically another version of a 5th Avenue and a Butterfinger.

In order of yumminess it goes;

5th Avenue -Yummiest
Clark Bar- Less yummy.
Butterfinger -Least yummy.

This man knows his snacks.


Heres a toughie...

What was the name of the 3 layer chocolate snack cake, made in the 90's, my Hostess?

*it was vaguely twinkie-like
Lunatic Goofballs
29-01-2006, 11:54
This man knows his snacks.


Heres a toughie...

What was the name of the 3 layer chocolate snack cake, made in the 90's, my Hostess?

*it was vaguely twinkie-like

Choco-licious. Pity it never took off.

It was replaced by the inferior Zingers.
Squornshelous
29-01-2006, 11:58
How about Clark Kent!

http://members.shaw.ca/brycon/clark.jpg
BackwoodsSquatches
29-01-2006, 11:59
Choco-licious. Pity it never took off.

It was replaced by the inferior Zingers.


Wow...yer like...the Dahli-Lama of DevilDogs...
..
hmmm...
Orange...or chocolate hostess cupcakes?
ChAnarchy
29-01-2006, 15:44
Will Clark, and I feel he deserves to make it into the hall of fame. That's gonna be tough, though; especially since failing to qualify for the next ballot. D'oh!
Wildwolfden
29-01-2006, 16:32
Other Clark Kent AKA Superman
Harlesburg
03-02-2006, 12:40
Linda Clarke-A Radio New Zealand Host.
Harlesburg
03-02-2006, 12:42
A clark bar is basically another version of a 5th Avenue and a Butterfinger.

In order of yumminess it goes;

5th Avenue -Yummiest
Clark Bar- Less yummy.
Butterfinger -Least yummy.
I know Mars Bar and Snickers.
http://70.85.81.229/3630/189/emo/beater.gif
Lunatic Goofballs
03-02-2006, 12:48
Wow...yer like...the Dahli-Lama of DevilDogs...
..
hmmm...
Orange...or chocolate hostess cupcakes?

In orger of yumminess;
Chocolate
Golden
Orange

...


...


...


Bottom of the list: Snoballs. Marshmallow and coconut covered cupcakes. Really hideous. *bleah*
Lunatic Goofballs
03-02-2006, 12:50
I know Mars Bar and Snickers.
http://70.85.81.229/3630/189/emo/beater.gif

You need to broaden your candy horizons.

Try a 5th Avenue. They're delightful. Or if you can find one, A Wonka Bar. *nod*
Pantygraigwen
04-02-2006, 09:12
Clarke Kent.
Harlesburg
04-02-2006, 12:02
You need to broaden your candy horizons.

Try a 5th Avenue. They're delightful. Or if you can find one, A Wonka Bar. *nod*
Would it requireing me to order it from some foriegn country?
Cause that would cost to much.

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There wa also a Clarke in the Cricket team i played against, you forgot him too.