NationStates Jolt Archive


In response to the "Chuick Norris Facts"

Terecia
28-01-2006, 03:00
I don't know if this has been posted already, but I was curious what Chuck thought about being revered as a God. This came from his offical website:
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

Yep. Chuck Norris is so awesome, when revered as a God he simply remained a humble roundhouse kicker.

Don't you love how he snuck in the advert?
Novoga
28-01-2006, 03:07
Chuck Norris is a pussy
Pepe Dominguez
28-01-2006, 03:15
I don't know where those Chuck Norris "facts" came from, but they sure caught on quick. I was reading a completely non-Chuck Norris related sports article this morning..

( http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5272818 )

that used one of them... I was pretty surprised at how quick those jokes apparently travelled..
Dinaverg
28-01-2006, 03:24
Chuck Norris is a pussy

And before Novoga gets the chance to add a period, he is killed by a fatal roundhouse kick.


I assume.
New Rafnaland
28-01-2006, 03:28
And before Novoga gets the chance to add a period, he is killed by a fatal roundhouse kick.


I assume.

And his head hitting the "Enter" key is what allowed it to be posted?
Dinaverg
28-01-2006, 03:30
And his head hitting the "Enter" key is what allowed it to be posted?

Nah, Chuck Norris' sheer awesomeness made his post flee in terror and the only place it could go was to the internet, be fore the computer exploded due to his presence.

I'm stretching it now...
I Love Oranges
28-01-2006, 12:29
I don't know where those Chuck Norris "facts" came from, but they sure caught on quick. I was reading a completely non-Chuck Norris related sports article this morning..

( http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5272818 )

that used one of them... I was pretty surprised at how quick those jokes apparently travelled..

where was the chuck norris joke in that?
Pepe Dominguez
28-01-2006, 12:48
where was the chuck norris joke in that?

"Times you hear a reference to Chuck Norris: 1
(FYI: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.)"

Near the bottom of the page.
Harlesburg
28-01-2006, 13:02
Chuck Norris is E grade.
E for Crap.
OntheRIGHTside
28-01-2006, 19:26
http://www.4q.cc
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
28-01-2006, 19:36
Don't you love how he snuck in the advert?
Subtle like a rhinoceros.
Culaypene
28-01-2006, 19:59
i love how the internet can make a semi-washed up b-list celebrity suddenly en vogue again.
Heron-Marked Warriors
28-01-2006, 20:05
i love how the internet can make a semi-washed up b-list celebrity suddenly en vogue again.

The internet is truly awesome