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Good news! Crack is no longer a problem!

Silliopolous
27-01-2006, 21:05
Yep. It's true!

After all, if Ann Coulter says so, it MUST be true!

Of course, she also thinks that even with Alito the Supreme Court will have to many Liberals, and so she thinks that the remaining liberal judges should just be assassinated (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060127/ap_on_re_us/brf_coulter_stevens) during GW's tenure so you can be assured of good Conservatives being nominated to replace them....


Conservative commentator Ann Coulter, speaking at a traditionally black college, joked that Justice John Paul Stevens should be poisoned.

Coulter had told the Philander Smith College audience Thursday that more conservative justices were needed on the Supreme Court to change the current law on abortion. Stevens is one of the court's most liberal members.

"We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee," Coulter said. "That's just a joke, for you in the media."

Coulter has made a career of writing and lecturing on her strongly conservative views.

At one point during her address, which was part of a lecture series, some audience members booed when she cut off two questioners. "I'm not going to be lectured to," Coulter told one man in a raised voice.

She drew more boos when she said the crack cocaine problem "has pretty much gone away."


Of course, she may be right. But then again, replacing crack with the cheaper and even more addictive meth crap that's out there now is hardly an improvement IMHO.
Cahnt
27-01-2006, 21:13
I find it strange that the college didn't insist that she took her medication before starting her lecture.
Lunatic Goofballs
27-01-2006, 21:18
I find it strange that the college didn't insist that she took her medication before starting her lecture.

'Medication'? Is that what they call drowning puppies nowadays? :p

If she wanted to poison Stevens, she should marry him. He'd poison himself. :D
Cahnt
27-01-2006, 21:20
'Medication'? Is that what they call drowning puppies nowadays? :p

If she wanted to poison Stevens, she should marry him. He'd poison himself. :D
I just feel the woman should be on antipsychotics. Or some sort of hugely powerful central nervous system depressant: heroin, perhaps. That'd shut her up.
Dakini
27-01-2006, 21:21
Words fail when attempting to describe the stupidity of that woman.
Peechland
27-01-2006, 21:22
I read an article the other day where a crack dealer was arrested because he had business cards printed up and the cops called him up and made an appointment to buy crack. Turns out that wasnt a very good idea ay?
Lacadaemon
27-01-2006, 21:22
She's really quite smart for a skeleton. Everytime she dangles the bate, people rise to it without fail. And money rolls in.

You have to respect that. (Inasmuch as you can ever respect an anorectic ex-smoker with a dandruff problem).
Hoos Bandoland
27-01-2006, 21:27
She's really quite smart for a skeleton. Everytime she dangles the bate, people rise to it without fail. And money rolls in.

You have to respect that. (Inasmuch as you can ever respect an anorectic ex-smoker with a dandruff problem).

She didn't look anoxeric in the picture of her they showed on Yahoo. In fact, I find her strangely attractive. :fluffle:
Sdaeriji
27-01-2006, 21:30
"We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee," Coulter said. "That's just a joke, for you in the media."

We need somebody to run over Ann Coulter with a tank and then sodomize her husband with a telephone pole. That's just a joke, for you in the media.
Lacadaemon
27-01-2006, 21:31
Ann Coulter looking anorexic (http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/3239.jpg)

I don't think there is much doubt.

Really, we should pity the woman, not mock her. She obviously has 'issues.' Or something.
Ginnoria
27-01-2006, 21:31
She didn't look anoxeric in the picture of her they showed on Yahoo. In fact, I find her strangely attractive. :fluffle:

Strange ... is it just me or does she look like a man? It looks like she has an Adam's apple ...
Lunatic Goofballs
27-01-2006, 21:32
She didn't look anoxeric in the picture of her they showed on Yahoo. In fact, I find her strangely attractive. :fluffle:

Be careful. Her vagina has teeth. :)
The Black Forrest
27-01-2006, 21:32
Best thing you can do is to ignore her.

The trogs that listen to her will believe anything no matter what.....
The Black Forrest
27-01-2006, 21:52
I wonder what would be the reaction if somebody "joked" about poisoning Judge Alito?
Dodudodu
27-01-2006, 21:53
Of course, she may be right. But then again, replacing crack with the cheaper and even more addictive meth crap that's out there now is hardly an improvement IMHO.

Nope, black people don't have to worry about meth... thats white boy crack:p
Xenophobialand
27-01-2006, 21:57
She didn't look anoxeric in the picture of her they showed on Yahoo. In fact, I find her strangely attractive. :fluffle:

Dude, she looks like Skeletor's niece, and I honestly don't think the principle of charity applies to her. I've read her in the past, and I don't think it's possible for her to string a coherant, logical argument together at all. I know the axiom of "crazy in the head, crazy in bed", but I don't think she's worth the risk.
Hoos Bandoland
27-01-2006, 22:48
Ann Coulter looking anorexic (http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/3239.jpg)

.

Wow! Great pic! I think I'm in love! :fluffle:
Stoned Ninjas
27-01-2006, 23:23
You want crack to be a problem again?
Send me $2.6 Million...
Newtsburg
27-01-2006, 23:36
I don't really understand why anyone would do crack or meth.


Cocaine (snorted) has a better effect, and the rolled up dollar bill (or the little silver spoon) is way cooler anyway.
Cahnt
27-01-2006, 23:38
I don't really understand why anyone would do crack or meth.


Cocaine (snorted) has a better effect, and the rolled up dollar bill (or the little silver spoon) is way cooler anyway.
You don't burn your fingers, either.
Saint Curie
27-01-2006, 23:52
Dude, she looks like Skeletor's niece, and I honestly don't think the principle of charity applies to her.

Let's get a bunch of old "Evil-Lynn" action figures from the old "Masters of the Universe" toy line; we'll slap a little vinyl dress on 'em, hot glue some barbie hair on there, give it a pull-string mechanism that says "The crack problem has pretty much gone away".

We'll sell 'em at the GOP convention.
Dragons with Guns
27-01-2006, 23:55
I think we can safely come to the conclusion that ann coulter is destined to be the USA's next president.
Cahnt
27-01-2006, 23:57
I think we can safely come to the conclusion that ann coulter is destined to be the USA's next president.
She's a honky, so she probably has a better chance than Condolezee Rice.
Santa Barbara
27-01-2006, 23:58
Of course, she may be right. But then again, replacing crack with the cheaper and even more addictive meth crap that's out there now is hardly an improvement IMHO.

I think she may have been talking about her own, particular crack cocaine problem.

This whole thing is just a misunderstanding.
Verdigroth
28-01-2006, 06:28
Anyone have a German Schaiza video with Ann and Rush Limbaugh? I think I would enjoy the crap going into their mouths as opposed to it coming out all the time.
Teh_pantless_hero
28-01-2006, 06:32
Ann Coulter looking anorexic (http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/3239.jpg)
Oh, that is why Ann is saying crack is no longer a problem, she wants to throw people off the trail so they don't notice she is hording it all.
Ekland
28-01-2006, 06:58
Words fail when attempting to describe the stupidity of that woman.

Stupidity? Certainly not, it takes talent and shrewd judgment to draw as much ire, disgust and hatred from so many people. Or more specifically, from the right people.
Bobs Own Pipe
28-01-2006, 07:56
I find it strange that the college didn't insist that she took her medication before starting her lecture.
What, his estradiol - I mean, "her" erm, ahh...
Undelia
28-01-2006, 07:58
Crack is no longer a problem. It never was. A person has the right to decide what they put into their own body.
The Black Forrest
28-01-2006, 08:25
Stupidity? Certainly not, it takes talent and shrewd judgment to draw as much ire, disgust and hatred from so many people. Or more specifically, from the right people.

You never saw her interview in Canada?

She was talking about Canada's support through the years and how they sent troops to Viet Nam. He said they didn't and she argued that he was wrong.

She said she would double check and get back to him. He later smirked and said he still hasn't recevied a call......
New Rafnaland
28-01-2006, 08:39
We need somebody to run over Ann Coulter with a tank and then sodomize her husband with a telephone pole. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Ann Coulter is unmarried.

When asked about whether or not she was a virgin, she declined to answer.

I know this because she spoke at my college once. I will say this about her: she may be a facist dog, but she knows exactly which buttons to push to make her opponents look like fools.
The Black Forrest
28-01-2006, 08:43
Ann Coulter is unmarried.

When asked about whether or not she was a virgin, she declined to answer.

I know this because she spoke at my college once. I will say this about her: she may be a facist dog, but she knows exactly which buttons to push to make her opponents look like fools.

No not really.

When I was sick and wide awake one night I saw her on Bill O'Reilly. She was spouting off about what a maligned person McCarthy was and the fact he was a true hero.

Bill simply smiled at and kept saying "I'm not buying it" and she looked like she wanted to murder him.
New Rafnaland
28-01-2006, 08:45
No not really.

When I was sick and wide awake one night I saw her on Bill O'Reilly. She was spouting off about what a maligned person McCarthy was and the fact he was a true hero.

Bill simply smiled at and kept saying "I'm not buying it" and she looked like she wanted to murder him.

Obviously, she couldn't find his button. But based on the questions she was asked by otherwise intelligent, polite Minnesotans, I'd have to say that she knows most of the buttons. The key is not to bite. As O'Reilly amply proved.
Free State of Darian
28-01-2006, 08:53
'Medication'? Is that what they call drowning puppies nowadays? :p

If she wanted to poison Stevens, she should marry him. He'd poison himself. :D


Said lady Astor to Churchill: "if you were my husband I'd poison your drink!"

He looked her up and down and said

"if you were my wife, I would drink it!"
RomeW
28-01-2006, 08:56
I read an article the other day where a crack dealer was arrested because he had business cards printed up and the cops called him up and made an appointment to buy crack. Turns out that wasnt a very good idea ay?

LOL...I think he deserves a "Stupid Criminal" award.
RomeW
28-01-2006, 09:06
No not really.

When I was sick and wide awake one night I saw her on Bill O'Reilly. She was spouting off about what a maligned person McCarthy was and the fact he was a true hero.

Bill simply smiled at and kept saying "I'm not buying it" and she looked like she wanted to murder him.

I don't know much about Ann Coulter, but from what I'm gleaming, shouldn't her and O'Reilly really be on the same page?
New Rafnaland
28-01-2006, 09:08
I don't know much about Ann Coulter, but from what I'm gleaming, shouldn't her and O'Reilly really be on the same page?

Apparently O'Reilly isn't a dog of the Republican Party.
BackwoodsSquatches
28-01-2006, 09:19
Apparently O'Reilly isn't a dog of the Republican Party.

Yes he is, hes just not as radically nutbag, as Coulter is.
I dont care what anyone says, hes a republican.

O'Reilly may be a douche, but Coulter makes him look like Edward R. Murrows.
Bobs Own Pipe
28-01-2006, 09:23
All things considered, does simply "not buying" into McCarthy's supposed "hero" status make O'Reilly a political moderate in the eyes of some?
New Rafnaland
28-01-2006, 09:28
All things considered, does simply "not buying" into McCarthy's supposed "hero" status make O'Reilly a political moderate in the eyes of some?

It makes him left of Coulter... not nessesarily moderate, but more moderate than Coulter.