NationStates Jolt Archive

In a Real Life (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4653200.stm) case we have smug athiests-
... Mr Cascioli says he hopes to use the case "to denounce the abuse that the Catholic Church commits by profiting from its prestige to present historical facts as if they are real when they are only inventions".

and Christians using the '100 million Elvis Fans' defense-
The priest has countered that millions around the world have long believed in the evidence of the Gospels as well as thousands of other religious and secular writings.
There is even the snarkyness-

"If Casciolo does not see the sun in the sky at midday, he cannot sue me because I see it and he does not," he has said.

And some people say forums aren't the 'real world'...

I'd say its more like art imitating life, but really, its Life..imitating crap.

In many ways the NS General forum is better. Here, dipshits like Pat Robertson can get forum banned. In the real world, they just get on CNN. :p

Who's to say those people live in the real world either?

That is a great court case though.:)

Who's to say those people live in the real world either?
Don't be the stoned hippie guy who biked to the party that no one remembers inviting who's sitting by the pipe like a conversation venus fly trap..."Like, what is 'real,' man. I mean, like, real is what we think it is, but how do we know that what we think is real is real, man? You gonna pack that?"






I know that's not really what you meant, I just wanted to do that...

In many ways the NS General forum is better. Here, dipshits like Pat Robertson can get forum banned. In the real world, they just get on CNN. :p
No, Pat would be one of those guys who's constantly on the edge who occasionally just says something totally batshit but some of the casual observers don't understand why some people think he's totally off his rocker. Fred Felps would have a series of nations on his way to a DoS...and everyone would think that he was Drunk Commies parrot...I mean puppet...

Don't be the stoned hippie guy who biked to the party that no one remembers inviting who's sitting by the pipe like a conversation venus fly trap..."Like, what is 'real,' man. I mean, like, real is what we think it is, but how do we know that what we think is real is real, man? You gonna pack that?"

...


Hey....my 20's called..they want me to tell you to GET OUT OF OUR HEAD."

They also want to know if your gonna eat that twinkie.

Don't be the stoned hippie guy who biked to the party that no one remembers inviting who's sitting by the pipe like a conversation venus fly trap..."Like, what is 'real,' man. I mean, like, real is what we think it is, but how do we know that what we think is real is real, man? You gonna pack that?"

I know that's not really what you meant, I just wanted to do that...
Whoa, dude, you just, like, totally opened up my mind to, like, the... stuff...

... What was I saying?

Ooh, look, a squirrel.

... Hehehe...


Yeah, me too. I think it's contagious. Like some sort of... freeloadin' hippy virus.

Scary thought.

Hey....my 20's called..they want me to tell you to GET OUT OF OUR HEAD."

They also want to know if your gonna eat that twinkie.

Yay twinkies! :)

Yay twinkies! :)


Beware of any Twinkie-Like snack cake with Charlie Browns picture on it, for it is NOT a twinkie, but a simliar creme filled sponge cake of evil.

The Anti-Twinkie....as it were.

Hey....my 20's called..they want me to tell you to GET OUT OF OUR HEAD."

They also want to know if your gonna eat that twinkie.
No, but to get it you have to listen to my long rambling global conspiracy theory about how twinkies are being used to soften our brains, but at the point where the story would connect all the dots I'll make a total left turn by making an ackward cross between construction worker cat call and creepy bohemian intellectual who calls his wife "lover" comment about a girl then explain for 45 minutes the kind of relationship I'd prefer that for some reason involves a lot of things with the adjective 'organic.'

Beware of any Twinkie-Like snack cake with Charlie Browns picture on it, for it is NOT a twinkie, but a simliar creme filled sponge cake of evil.

The Anti-Twinkie....as it were.

Was it a Mrs. Freshleys?

Beware of any Twinkie-Like snack cake with Charlie Browns picture on it, for it is NOT a twinkie, but a simliar creme filled sponge cake of evil.

The Anti-Twinkie....as it were.
Dude! I totally forgot about those cakes....crapneck, what the hell where they called? Dolly Madisons! (thank you magic information box, or 'internet'...)

Kick ass.

Was it a Mrs. Freshleys?


Worse....it bore the name of a former First Lady.

Dude! I totally forgot about those cakes....crapneck, what the hell where they called? Dolly Madisons! (thank you magic information box, or 'internet'...)

Kick ass.


Bah!

We do not speakses its names!

No, Precious!

Worse....it bore the name of a former First Lady.

Betty Ford? Those alcoholics will eat anything. :p

Betty Ford? Those alcoholics will eat anything. :p


See?

I set em up..you keep knocking knockin em down.

Its like Martin and Lewis...only Im a bit more sober....and Ive never heard you exclaim "Hoiven!", or "Nice lady!"

See?

I set em up..you keep knocking knockin em down.

Its like Martin and Lewis...only Im a bit more sober....and Ive never heard you exclaim "Hoiven!", or "Nice lady!"

And the French hate me. :)

And the French hate me. :)


Dont take it personal, they hate everyone.
After all, you cant be effite, and friendly.

Dont take it personal, they hate everyone.
After all, you cant be effite, and friendly.

Aww, leave the Frecnh be, they rule:)

See?

I set em up..you keep knocking knockin em down.

Its like Martin and Lewis...only Im a bit more sober....and Ive never heard you exclaim "Hoiven!", or "Nice lady!"


Can I be Sammy Davis Junior?

/not Black
//nor Jewish
///not talented either
////but at least I have two eyes

Can I be Sammy Davis Junior?

/not Black
//nor Jewish
///not talented either
////but at least I have two eyes


Done!

Now, we just need an overated singer with more arrogance than Sting, and a very over-rated actor, with political ties.

Done!

Now, we just need an overated singer with more arrogance than Sting, and a very over-rated actor, with political ties.
Oh oh! I want to be the Joey Bishop! It's really only fitting that I be the rat packer who no one remembers the name of!

Considerably surpasses real life, since I get to meet new, interesting people on NS general:p

Oh oh! I want to be the Joey Bishop! It's really only fitting that I be the rat packer who no one remembers the name of!


Done!

Especially since I had completely forgotten him!

Apparently, he couldnt think of a name either.

Done!

Now, we just need an overated singer with more arrogance than Sting, and a very over-rated actor, with political ties.

Don't forget Peter Lawford! :eek: Although it's really better to..

Then life is crazier than even I thought.

Don't forget Peter Lawford! :eek: Although it's really better to..


Had him covered with "Very over-rated actor with political ties".

Married a Kennedy, dontcha know.

Had him covered with "Very over-rated actor with political ties".

Married a Kennedy, dontcha know.

Aha.. my 4 A.M. reading skills at work again I guess. :p

Though I still vote for Pete as Least Remembered.

In a Real Life (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4653200.stm) case we have smug athiests-


and Christians using the '100 million Elvis Fans' defense-

There is even the snarkyness-



And some people say forums aren't the 'real world'...
One reason ...
le sprit l'escalier.
I think you know what i'm typing about.
*nods*

Wait ... this isn't real life? DAMNIT!

Wait ... this isn't real life? DAMNIT!
Shhhh .... don't let on. A lot of paradigms will crumble ...
:eek:

One reason ...
le sprit l'escalier.
I think you know what i'm typing about.
*nods*
I'm going to pretend I do, and that I didn't have to look it up. ;)
And yeah, sounds about right...

I'm going to pretend I do, and that I didn't have to look it up. ;)
And yeah, sounds about right...
I'll use my own post as an example ... ;)

I'll use my own post as an example ... ;)
Hehe, appropriately enough that took me a second...

Hehe, appropriately enough that took me a second...
WooT! It's a catch-all excuse for me. That's why i use it as the discernment between hither & tither ... Verdigroth says it's my "superego", but i kinda lost track of what he was saying after that. ;)
In all honesty, i need a little give time to look sh*t up sometimes. *nods*

The forum is not real life.

the forum is the devil.

(+2 above) ^ ^
Ergo, the devil is not real life.


...
Hmmm, something new everyday! :)