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Will. . .Not. . .Make. . .Bush. . .Joke.

Gymoor II The Return
27-01-2006, 07:16
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?chanID=sa003&articleID=00005438-F938-13D7-9FCA83414B7FFE87

Now, if only more humans were this sensible.
New Rafnaland
27-01-2006, 07:19
People make me laugh. Sometimes they make me cry. But mostly they make me laugh. And cry.
Keruvalia
27-01-2006, 07:22
People make me laugh. Sometimes they make me cry. But mostly they make me laugh. And cry.

I love Lou Reed lyrics.
Gymoor II The Return
27-01-2006, 07:26
People make me laugh. Sometimes they make me cry. But mostly they make me laugh. And cry.

I love Lou Reed lyrics.

Both of you get instant cool points (just add water.)
New Rafnaland
27-01-2006, 07:26
Both of you get instant cool points (just add water.)

Wow. I wish I knew what I did to deserve those... that way I could keep on doing it!
Durhammen
27-01-2006, 07:27
This is funny. And sad. Aren't we supposed to be the most evolved primates?
New Rafnaland
27-01-2006, 07:28
This is funny. And sad. Aren't we supposed to be the most evolved primates?

As most scientists will tell you: There is no such thing as being "more evolved". Evolution is not a mountain, but a continuum. Set on a barren plain. In Colorado.
Durhammen
27-01-2006, 07:31
As most scientists will tell you: There is no such thing as being "more evolved". Evolution is not a mountain, but a continuum. Set on a barren plain. In Colorado.

Touche.
Bogmihia
27-01-2006, 08:12
Speaking of Bush...

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After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still
alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own
handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line
of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he emailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and
her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to
the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's
MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down." :D

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P.S. I'm not anti-Bush, anti-American etc. I simply like that joke. If it's been posted before, sorry.
Durhammen
27-01-2006, 08:14
I hadn't heard that one before. It's pretty funny.
New Rafnaland
27-01-2006, 08:15
Speaking of Bush...

----------------------

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still
alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own
handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line
of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he emailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and
her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to
the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's
MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down." :D

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P.S. I'm not anti-Bush, anti-American etc. I simply like that joke. If it's been posted before, sorry.

You forget that Mi.6 would have had to send it to Mossad before it could relay the messege back to Bush. :p

Only God knows everything. And He works for Mossad.