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The pain!!!!

OntheRIGHTside
27-01-2006, 04:32
I got tabasco sauce on my finger, and accidentally rubbed it in my eye!!!


Gaaa!!!!!!!!


Yes I've washed it out with water. It sucks though.
The South Islands
27-01-2006, 04:34
Dumbass.
Colodia
27-01-2006, 04:34
Good stuff. I remember my friend got me to get a whole fingerfull of this super hot sauce.

The bottle said it could also be used to get grease out of the driveway. Jesus.

Well, I had a good amount. Needless to say it was hot.
OntheRIGHTside
27-01-2006, 04:37
Dumbass.

It was by accident, I was eating food which needed more kick, and the sauce got me without me noticing. It wasn't enough to see, but easily enough to feel.
The South Islands
27-01-2006, 04:38
It was by accident, I was eating food which needed more kick, and the sauce got me without me noticing. It wasn't enough to see, but easily enough to feel.

Dumbass.
Willamena
27-01-2006, 04:39
LOL!!!

I can't believe you did that.
PasturePastry
27-01-2006, 04:42
I got tabasco sauce on my finger, and accidentally rubbed it in my eye!!!


Gaaa!!!!!!!!


Yes I've washed it out with water. It sucks though.

Yeah, I did that once too, except instead of Tabasco, it was Dave's Insanity Sauce. I was pretty sure by the time I was able to actually open my eyelids, there was going to be a smoking hole behind them.
Luporum
27-01-2006, 04:46
Yeah, I did that once too, except instead of Tabasco, it was Dave's Insanity Sauce. I was pretty sure by the time I was able to actually open my eyelids, there was going to be a smoking hole behind them.

Holy shit that stuff could strip paint from a car. I had a drop once and I wanted to puke/cut my tongue off.
OntheRIGHTside
27-01-2006, 04:53
Hot sauce has another nearly as effective use as a poison. Too bad that it'd be very easily traceable and noticable, since even though it does do serious damage in far smaller amounts than most things, you need a lot more than a couple drops.


A small glass is enough to give you pretty nasty stomach damage.
Bobs Own Pipe
27-01-2006, 04:54
*laughs*




*points and laughs*




What a dumbass.




*laughs again*
King Pest
27-01-2006, 04:57
Yeah, I did that once too, except instead of Tabasco, it was Dave's Insanity Sauce. I was pretty sure by the time I was able to actually open my eyelids, there was going to be a smoking hole behind them.

i had that stuff, took a bottle of it to school, and was suspended for a week after having it confiscated.

that fucking sucked.
Imperial Evil Vertigo
27-01-2006, 04:59
Dumbass.
Tru dat.
Dumbass.
PasturePastry
27-01-2006, 05:01
i had that stuff, took a bottle of it to school, and was suspended for a week after having it confiscated.

that fucking sucked.

Confiscated? What did they think you were going to do with it?

I usually keep a bottle at work in the breakroom to put on food for lunch. It's pretty much a given that nobody else is going to use it any more than once.:D
OntheRIGHTside
27-01-2006, 05:03
Is this insanity sauce, like, nearly pure capascin or something?




There is a sauce which is pure capascin, but drops of it can kill you if you have asthma, and it comes in very tiny bottles. Not to mention the vapors from you would make your eyes HURT (not water, not sting, HURT) and it would just smell really really horrible.



Needless to say, it's expensive and rare.
King Pest
27-01-2006, 05:04
Confiscated? What did they think you were going to do with it?

I usually keep a bottle at work in the breakroom to put on food for lunch. It's pretty much a given that nobody else is going to use it any more than once.:D

i was talking all the "toughest, coolest" guys to try.. well.. alot. several people went home sick. it was fun while it lasted.

that was much more confusing when i misread "breakroom" as "bathoom."
PasturePastry
27-01-2006, 05:09
Is this insanity sauce, like, nearly pure capascin or something?




There is a sauce which is pure capascin, but drops of it can kill you if you have asthma, and it comes in very tiny bottles. Not to mention the vapors from you would make your eyes HURT (not water, not sting, HURT) and it would just smell really really horrible.



Needless to say, it's expensive and rare.

No, it's not that bad. It's a bit more than 50k scoville units, which is a bit less than a habanero pepper (200-300k). For comparison, a jalepeno is rated at around 5,000 scoville units. Pure capsaicin is 16 million scoville units.
Kaykami
27-01-2006, 05:10
That was a good laugh *wipes tear from eye*. I doubt that I'm THAT dumb!:p
OntheRIGHTside
27-01-2006, 05:10
No, it's not that bad. It's a bit more than 50k scoville units, which is about the same as a habanero pepper. For comparison, a jalepeno is rated at around 5,000 scoville units. Pure capsaicin is 16 million scoville units.


And, for everyone else, not that bad, in this case, still means ridiculously horrible.

That's hot O.O
Newtsburg
27-01-2006, 05:17
Confiscated? What did they think you were going to do with it?

I usually keep a bottle at work in the breakroom to put on food for lunch. It's pretty much a given that nobody else is going to use it any more than once.:D

I put some on a hotdog and put it in the 'fridge at work once. (By "some" I mean it was dripping off the thing.) Needless to say, everyone knew who was stealing our lunches. :)