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Ok i have just seen underworld and i am certainly going to see the new one that just came out. Its been on my mind, would you rather be a lycon or vampire?

This is for anyone who hasnt seen underworld, if youve seen it then you can skip this part.

Lycon=wherewolf. In the movie underworld, wherewolves can change when ever they want, whether theres a full moon out or not. Vampires do not sleep in coffins and use alot of guns and dress like the guys in the matrix. Both are really fast and really awsome, but if u ask me, lycons all the way!

The hybrid, purely for Kate Beckinsale out of her leather suit...... *drools*

Vampires are for lames.

Just saw Underworld tonight...

Vampire. So much cooler.

yeah im probly gonna see the 2nd movie this weekend

It is an awesome film, absolutely. Quality fight scenes.

Incredible movie, but I have to go with the Lycons

hells yeah

Lycon, defintely. Before I'd ever heard of the movie I'd want to be a Lycon.

Well, technically, I wanna be a lycanthrope, but, eh, same idea, works for me.

Lycan.

hells yeah(im gonna say this everytime some1 posts about choosing a lycon)

Get ready to say Hell Yeah again cuz I'm pickin werewolf... er... "lycon"

Ok i have just seen underworld and i am certainly going to see the new one that just came out. Its been on my mind, would you rather be a lycon or vampire?

This is for anyone who hasnt seen underworld, if youve seen it then you can skip this part.

Lycon=wherewolf. In the movie underworld, wherewolves can change when ever they want, whether theres a full moon out or not. Vampires do not sleep in coffins and use alot of guns and dress like the guys in the matrix. Both are really fast and really awsome, but if u ask me, lycons all the way!

Lycons = all dudes
Vampires = includes really hot chicks

I think I'll vote for Vampires, that and they aren't dirty animals. Vampires = pwnzor.

Lycans are awsome man, when i saw the begining of the first movie when the vamps. followed the lycons down into the subway and the lycans just stop and turn around and start shooting i could just see myself being one of em and pulling out 2 mp5s and unloading on the vamps.

Lycons = all dudes
Vampires = includes really hot chicks

I think I'll vote for Vampires, that and they aren't dirty animals. Vampires = pwnzor.

As a guy, VERY GOOD OPINION, but you cant add the fact that the vamps. have all the hot chicks, thats just not fair.

As a guy, VERY GOOD OPINION, but you cant add the fact that the vamps. have all the hot chicks, thats just not fair.

Why? It's true. Who's ever seen a female Lycan? Apart from [Insert your own butch woman's name here].

And vampires have the cool history, the cool looks, and the kick ass technology. Their fuel-air grenades in the second film - they rock.

i know i know, but say a vampire is stuck in close qaurters with a lycan and they dont have any weopons. what happens?

Examples: (subway with the lycan and the vampire when they jumped out of the back of the train.)

(end of first movie when the one vapire has those razor ropes against the same lycan as above, they didnt do shit.)

Well, i must go, cya everyone, mybe this will still be active tomorow.

having seen both movies-Lycan

Lycan ftw

Vampires are too soft and tactical in my opinion. I'd rather have raw power than a delicate grace. Plus sucking blood is just a gentle method compared to ripping something apart.

Plus I love wolves. :D

Just a little FYI

The vampires in the movie are 'Lycans', not Lycons. Short for lycanthrope, the proper name of 'were' animals, including wolves.

While I haven't seen the second movie, using the first as well as common mythology, a vampire would cream a werewolf in single combat any day.

Aside from that, vampires are sauve, sophisticated, highly graceful and intelligent, and far from least immortal. However, there is a feral aspect to vampires, characterized by the uncontrolable lust for blood.

Werewolves are beastial, primal creatures that represent all the animalistic instincts people have brought into the fore.

Vampires are sissies in modern mythology--eurotrash. I'd rather have the raw power of the werewolf anyday.

Having not seen the movies, I choose:

Whichever one allows me greater access to Kate Beckinsale's booty.

(looooooved her in "Much Ado About Nothing")

((hated Keanu in same))

The hybrid, purely for Kate Beckinsale out of her leather suit...... *drools*
Joinis in drooling. She looked best in Van Helsing I thought...
I would be a lycon I guess, cuz it would be closest thing to Vampire Hunter... which should be an option even thought they werent in the first movie (havent seen the second, cuz of gay Texas laws)

You Spelled Lycan Wrong. Frankly, I Think Underworld Is Full Of Crap. Any Self-Respecting Occult Researcher Knows Vampires Can't Transform Into Massive Creatures.

You forgot the "Kate Beckinsale's underpants option." Had that been included, I am sure it would have been by far and away the most popular choice.

You forgot the "Kate Beckinsale's underpants option." Had that been included, I am sure it would have been by far and away the most popular choice.
agreed.

I didn't much like the movie, but I'd choose Vampire.

Vampire. Every time. Though, I truly detest how vampires have been turned into some sort of modern goth/punk trend. Wearing leather and shooting guns? Pfft. By taking away their limitiation, they’ve just become less interesting.

Dracula, now there was real vampire. Sophisticated, wealthy and intelligent.

I also hate how a mangled version of lycanthropy has caught on amongst this same group as well. A werewolf is either a poor victim, doomed to kill or a pervert who sought the disease out.

Just a little FYI

The vampires in the movie are 'Lycans', not Lycons. Short for lycanthrope, the proper name of 'were' animals, including wolves.

Not "proper" just Greek.

In old German were means man (where we get the word verile) and wolf is some sort of wild dog-like creature. Like a jakal, but bigger and more social.

Lycos is greek for wolf, and anthropos is greek for man.

Since werewolves are a Germanic myth, I don't see what's so proper about the Greek word.

While I haven't seen the second movie, using the first as well as common mythology, a vampire would cream a werewolf in single combat any day.

Werewolves can be killed by silver. Vampires can be killed by having their heads torn off. A human might need an axe and a fencepost, but the werewolves from the movie just need close quarters and a minute.


Aside from that, vampires are sauve, sophisticated, highly graceful and intelligent, and far from least immortal. However, there is a feral aspect to vampires, characterized by the uncontrolable lust for blood.

Not to mention they can't eat anymore. I'm not sure that hot chicks is worth all that much when you've got no sexdrive (undeath is kind of a bummer that way) and steak still smells so damn good.


Werewolves are beastial, primal creatures that represent all the animalistic instincts people have brought into the fore.

Funny though, that vampires were always solitary in mythology, though wolves are social creatures. In the movie, the wolves act more like cats who fight all the time, but will still hang out together in the backyard of the old lady who leaves bowls of kibble lying around. But the vampires have this strict hierarchy of unquestionable leaders and loyal followers.

Amazing the way Bram Stoker managed to color vampires so much when they had been nothing more than zombies for so many centuries before Stoker needed a euphamism for sex.

Vampire. Every time. Though, I truly detest how vampires have been turned into some sort of modern goth/punk trend. Wearing leather and shooting guns? Pfft. By taking away their limitiation, they’ve just become less interesting.

Dracula, now there was real vampire. Sophisticated, wealthy and intelligent.

I also hate how a mangled version of lycanthropy has caught on amongst this same group as well. A werewolf is either a poor victim, doomed to kill or a pervert who sought the disease out.

The christianized version of the myth has it that way. But there are a lot of older myths that recognize admirable qualities in wolfs' behavior, insofar as animal behavior can be equated with human behavior.

A lot of cultures have practically diefied wolves. A lot of Native Americans are big on that. The Vikings had a shamanic practice of communing with bear and wolf spirits. A lot of negative figures in European myth are just positive figures viewed through christian gossip.

I agree with you about the vampires though.

Joinis in drooling. She looked best in Van Helsing I thought...
I would be a lycon I guess, cuz it would be closest thing to Vampire Hunter... which should be an option even thought they werent in the first movie (havent seen the second, cuz of gay Texas laws)

I thought the Supreme Court overturned Texas' Gay Laws? :confused:

I thought the Supreme Court overturned Texas' Gay Laws? :confused:
I ment the law that you have to be with someone over 18 to see a rated R movie...

The christianized version of the myth has it that way. But there are a lot of older myths that recognize admirable qualities in wolfs' behavior, insofar as animal behavior can be equated with human behavior.

A lot of cultures have practically diefied wolves. A lot of Native Americans are big on that. The Vikings had a shamanic practice of communing with bear and wolf spirits. A lot of negative figures in European myth are just positive figures viewed through christian gossip.
I’m well aware of that. I just always liked the idea that they are some sort of evil hell-spawn better, Probably due to my unhealthy fascination with Morrowind,

Interesting thing about that game, though. In the expansion “Bloodmoon” there is a group of Viking like peoples that revere bears and wolves, and werewolves are seen as some sort of perversion of their bond with them.

Historical parrallelism is common to that game.

I ment the law that you have to be with someone over 18 to see a rated R movie...
That’s not just Texas, dude.

That’s not just Texas, dude.
In Illinois, your parents just had to buy you the ticket. Here the ticket taker said my parents had to sit with me. Instead I saw the producers which was good too.

The christianized version of the myth has it that way. But there are a lot of older myths that recognize admirable qualities in wolfs' behavior, insofar as animal behavior can be equated with human behavior.

A lot of cultures have practically diefied wolves. A lot of Native Americans are big on that. The Vikings had a shamanic practice of communing with bear and wolf spirits. A lot of negative figures in European myth are just positive figures viewed through christian gossip.

I agree with you about the vampires though.

The romans spring to mind when it comes to wolves.

The romans spring to mind when it comes to wolves.

and the Romulans. :D

Why can't I be a half-demon? With dog ears and silver hair?

There's the bestial quality I like about the lycanthrope myths.

And getting back on topic...

Hybrid. Best of both. Plus they're blue. My favourite color.

Aside from that, vampires are sauve, sophisticated, highly graceful and intelligent, and far from least immortal. However, there is a feral aspect to vampires, characterized by the uncontrolable lust for blood.

Werewolves are beastial, primal creatures that represent all the animalistic instincts people have brought into the fore.

Werewolves all the way. No question.

And getting back on topic...

Hybrid. Best of both. Plus they're blue. My favourite color.

The topic should be Kate Beckinsale's pants. They were clearly the most interesting part of the movie.

Vampire


The hybrid, purely for Kate Beckinsale out of her leather suit...... *drools*

*drools also*

I would be a vampire hands down, the Lycans are too angry and animalistic, they can't control their hunger. The vampires are sofisticated, they take blood by cloning it, never killing out of hunger (at least in Underworld). Also, are lycans immortal also? If I had to choose my favourite would be Alexander Corvinus.

And getting back on topic...

Hybrid. Best of both. Plus they're blue. My favourite color.


*having never seen either movie*

They're blue? Like....A Vampire and a Lycon....make something blue? Does it look like a Smurf?

Vampires are cooler but they can't move around at day.

Now, if I led the lycans I'd find the vampire base, wait till midday then blow holes in it, then watch the suckers burn.

hmmm.. pro's for Vampires:
1) can hibernate for a LOOOONG time.
2) liquid diet.

cons for Vampires
1) sunburns
2) will always look like a Goth.


Pros for Lycan
1) can walk among humans
2) no time restrictions.
3) cold, wear a fur coat.

Cons for Lycans
1) Fleas...
2) Leash laws
3) do lycan's ever go bald?

hard to choose.

wow, this thread is starting to get big, kick ass! Yeah id still be a lycan, being able to still walk around in daylight with humans, being able to turn into a big ass wolf and still control myself, and purley owning a vampire in close quarters, admit it, every vampire(exept saline and the vampire lords) got pwned by the lycans when they were only a few feet away.

vampire definitly

though knowing me i'd probably be the ripping heads off and draining the blood that fountains out rather then the seduction biting kind

I would be a vampire hands down, the Lycans are too angry and animalistic, they can't control their hunger. The vampires are sofisticated, they take blood by cloning it, never killing out of hunger (at least in Underworld). Also, are lycans immortal also? If I had to choose my favourite would be Alexander Corvinus.

You say the lycans cant control their hunger? prove it, i know i have only seen the first movie but i do know the lycans dont nomally hunt humans(why kate was so worried) and the only other time they were feeding was when they were on the train with the council, however that was more for the purpose of getting revenge and making sure the council will never get up again then lust for food. Yes they hunt, but its what wolves do, they arnt forced to by some unholy power, they just get hungry sometimes. I guess the vamps are more civilized because they clone the blood, but what did they do before they had the technolagy?

oh damn, i must go again, well ill be back in a couple hours, cya everyone, hope this thread lasts.

vampire. why?
sex. seduction. get to stay up all night. sleep during day.


never werewolf, why?
big brute beast, no seduction power except what I was born with. what am I gonna do as a beast? just flipping live life like normal. but as a vampire I can fricking seduce anyone, and gain power. Think about it this way as well...vampires are just badass humans. werewolves are freaks of nature. If a vampire guy tried to take over the mofia, and some guards caught him while he was sucking the life from the last boss, they would well...bow to him. A werewolf? pffff they'd kill it.

More like they'd shit themselves seeing their boss get torn into pieces by a large terrifying werewolf, and then get their heads ripped off.

Yeah I choose Lycan. Screw immortality if it turns me into a whiney Goth who does nothing but lounge around and act all "I'm a Vampire I wear expensive clothing and look kewl OMG the Lycan is killing me!!!!" I want to, you know, enjoy the sun and all. Besides, Fight Club + Werewolf form = teh shit:D

Why can't I be a half-demon? With dog ears and silver hair?

I guess no one got that.

Foiled again!

Ok i have just seen underworld and i am certainly going to see the new one that just came out. Its been on my mind, would you rather be a lycon or vampire?

This is for anyone who hasnt seen underworld, if youve seen it then you can skip this part.

Lycon=wherewolf. In the movie underworld, wherewolves can change when ever they want, whether theres a full moon out or not. Vampires do not sleep in coffins and use alot of guns and dress like the guys in the matrix. Both are really fast and really awsome, but if u ask me, lycons all the way!

i agree,plus i am a dog guy anyhow.

i also like the sunlight,and tanned girls,so that pretty much rules out the vampire thing.

being a wolfman,puts new meaning to the term "animal sex"

I wouldn't pick either. Werewolves in mythology were uniformally either poor, tortured souls or horrible monsters who inflicted the pain and damnation of lycanthropy upon themselves. Vampires were uniformally soulless monsters who lived only to kill and drain, starting first with the people they knew and loved in life. I wouldn't want either life.

If you mean purely in terms of the Underworld universe, probably Lycan. The vampires in those movies weren't cool: they were a bunch of aristocratic pansies who didn't know what to do with their time except lounge around and apparently use up their line of credit at South Beach leather. In combat, unless you're an elder or Selene, you're just a walking bag of dog food. Finally, I can go out in the sunshine when I want to as a Lycan, while I can't as a Vampire. The Lycans by contrast are solitary, but absolutely vicious combat machines.

As a side note, I thought it kind of funny that one of Alexander's sons took the form of the bat, and one of the wolf after they were bitten. Imagine the possibilities if Alexander had made them raise a hamster.

vampyr cos i get to be all gothy and stuff. at the very least i can listen to cool music and have a flashy car

I guess no one got that.

Foiled again!

What? Inuyasha or something?

What? Inuyasha or something?

Yay!

You win!

What do you win?

The hell if I know!

But you win!

Bleh sick of all the anti-therianthropic propaganda as of late. Vampires are the incarnation of what humans do best suck the life out of things. Instead of sucking the life out of the land and everything around them Vampires suck the life out of humans.

Therianthropes include the well known lycanthrope but include and are not limited to vulpanthropes [werefoxes], ursathropes [werebears], felianthorpes [werecats], herpithropes [werelizards]. As a Kitsune we have good relations with Were-foxes as we are often mistaken for them at times and they for us at times. At least we know the balance... We've been guardians of humanity for millenia sometimes seen as gods to some civilizations. We live among your kind and as your kind even during times of the full and new moon when holding the beast within is more difficult, especially for teenagers. A first shift can result in them becoming feral as all the emotions and sensations rush through their bodies. Sometimes they go on rampages... or just chase their tails till they pass out from dizzyness or puke... or both

Bleh sick of all the anti-therianthropic propaganda as of late. Vampires are the incarnation of what humans do best suck the life out of things. Instead of sucking the life out of the land and everything around them Vampires suck the life out of humans.

Therianthropes include the well known lycanthrope but include and are not limited to vulpanthropes [werefoxes], ursathropes [werebears], felianthorpes [werecats], herpithropes [werelizards]. As a Kitsune we have good relations with Were-foxes as we are often mistaken for them at times and they for us at times. At least we know the balance... We've been guardians of humanity for millenia sometimes seen as gods to some civilizations. We live among your kind and as your kind even during times of the full and new moon when holding the beast within is more difficult, especially for teenagers. A first shift can result in them becoming feral as all the emotions and sensations rush through their bodies. Sometimes they go on rampages... or just chase their tails till they pass out from dizzyness or puke... or both

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(I feel like I should add more to the post, but that about conveys everything I'm feeling right now...)

The hybrid, purely for Kate Beckinsale out of her leather suit...... *drools*

Amen.... but hybrid wasn't a choice LYCHONS ARE THE SHIT!!!

It's spelt Lycan, from Lycanthropy, the study of werewolves.

And it's werewolf.

Yeah I choose Lycan. Screw immortality if it turns me into a whiney Goth who does nothing but lounge around and act all "I'm a Vampire I wear expensive clothing and look kewl OMG the Lycan is killing me!!!!" I want to, you know, enjoy the sun and all. Besides, Fight Club + Werewolf form = teh shit:D

DMAN RIGHT !:D

Vampire. More classy, dont live in sewers, aren't close to the primalness of a lycan.

Lycon

You say the lycans cant control their hunger? prove it, i know i have only seen the first movie but i do know the lycans dont nomally hunt humans(why kate was so worried) and the only other time they were feeding was when they were on the train with the council, however that was more for the purpose of getting revenge and making sure the council will never get up again then lust for food. Yes they hunt, but its what wolves do, they arnt forced to by some unholy power, they just get hungry sometimes. I guess the vamps are more civilized because they clone the blood, but what did they do before they had the technolagy?
In Underworld Evolution it's explained that the first lycons could never take human form ever again, they were cursed in a never ending rage to hunting and killing, they were simply wild animals. It was the later generations of lycons that were able to channel their animal instincts, take humans form etc? But if they dont feed even the more evolved lycons will kill and eat humans out of pure animal instinct, Selene told Michael that if he didn't take blood he would attack humans and he wouldn't be able to control it. I prefere vampires just because of that control issue.

I would take Lycan rather than a vampire. Why? Two main reasons.

1) I get to go out in the sunlight. Now, This would be a big plus. Not only would I be able to talk to my friends instead of say, phoning them in the middle of the night, but I could also buy things from stores I like, most of them open in the day, and not fail school or get fired from work.

2) No one would dare piss me off, and I would be king of the Fight Clubs. Think about it. Feral abilities, amazing agility and strength? Hell yeah, I would definitely be a werewolf. Screw immortality. I would rather die a violent and kickass life than live forever on a shitty planet rotting away in boredom looking like a goth.

What happened to Wizards Of the Coast trying to sue the film company for ripping the plot off from a sharecrop novel?

Ok i have just seen underworld and i am certainly going to see the new one that just came out. Its been on my mind, would you rather be a lycon or vampire?

This is for anyone who hasnt seen underworld, if youve seen it then you can skip this part.

Lycon=wherewolf. In the movie underworld, wherewolves can change when ever they want, whether theres a full moon out or not. Vampires do not sleep in coffins and use alot of guns and dress like the guys in the matrix. Both are really fast and really awsome, but if u ask me, lycons all the way!
The vampire broads are sexier and less hairy then the werewolf lassies.

The vampire broads are sexier and less hairy then the werewolf lassies.
Surely the film makes it clear that it's feasible for werewolves to date them as well as the vampires, though?

The vampire broads are sexier and less hairy then the werewolf lassies.

Any oral relations with a vampire would be out of the question though...

I don't know if anyone's pointed this out yet, but vampires suck. Also all male vampires are gay, so the hot female vampires are useless to them except to draw in guys for them to suck on.

Any oral relations with a vampire would be out of the question though...
Well, I hear they are realy good with their mouths. So it might be worth considering.

Any oral relations with a vampire would be out of the question though...
She wouldn't object to you going down on her: she probably doesn't get that if she normally dates other vampires, after all.

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(I feel like I should add more to the post, but that about conveys everything I'm feeling right now...)

The phrase you're looking for is "Deluded furries"

I'd prefer to be a vampire, I find gothic girls quite attractive ;)

She wouldn't object to you going down on her: she probably doesn't get that if she normally dates other vampires, after all.

Yeah but the other way around could lead to some nasty puncture wounds.

Vampires are dependent on blood, making them overglorified leaches, while werewolves have shapeshifting powers and animal strength, so I'd say werewolves are cooler.

Yeah but the other way around could lead to some nasty puncture wounds.
True, but you'd probably be even warier about putting it in a werewolf's mouth...

True, but you'd probably be even warier about putting it in a werewolf's mouth...

Only if they transform which would lead to some wild fun :p

I saw the second one yesterday. There's very little plot, but it's made up the amount of lubricious deaths. In no particular order: someone gets their head knocked clean odd, a person having their head cut in two, lots of impaling on wings, A werewolf getting the entire top of their head ripped off, someone putting their hand clean through someone else, someone getting impaled on a spike, and someone getting thrown backwards into a spinning helicopter blade. Fantastic.

As for the question, I'd be the huge bat guy. All of the vampires should have looked like him. That would have been badass.

Hands down Lycan FTW!

As for the question, I'd be the huge bat guy. All of the vampires should have looked like him. That would have been badass.
Bruce Wayne?

Whatever the heck Alexander Corvinus was.

There is a far more fearsome toothy fur bearing wild beast underground.

Impervious to all weapons save hand lobbed shrapnel devices... fear the LAGOMORPH!

holy crap my thread has grown, LOOK AT MY CREATION!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA, well anyway yeah i just saw the 2nd movie, its kick ass! Im still going with lycan though.

I prefer vampires, seeing as how I roleplay as one more often than not.

That and Selene is just SO HOT! That and she kicks ass as a TRUE vampire. The others weren't. You're only a TRUE vampire if you can stand the sunlight without discomfort.

I prefer vampires, seeing as how I roleplay as one more often than not.

That and Selene is just SO HOT! That and she kicks ass as a TRUE vampire. The others weren't. You're only a TRUE vampire if you can stand the sunlight without discomfort.

I admit, selene was hot but when did she prove herself a true vamp by being in the sun and not being in discomfort? and if your talking about the end, the reason she wasnt buring was because she became imortal after drinking Alexanders blood.

Only if they transform which would lead to some wild fun :p

One hell of a BJ!

I don't know if anyone's pointed this out yet, but vampires suck. Also all male vampires are gay, so the hot female vampires are useless to them except to draw in guys for them to suck on.

I always believed it was a given on all counts.

Vampires are dependent on blood, making them overglorified leaches, while werewolves have shapeshifting powers and animal strength, so I'd say werewolves are cooler.

Seconded!

There is a far more fearsome toothy fur bearing wild beast underground.

Impervious to all weapons save hand lobbed shrapnel devices... fear the LAGOMORPH!

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch FTW!!! I thought it was a Vorpal Rabbit

Also an interesting thought
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I ment the law that you have to be with someone over 18 to see a rated R movie...

both Underworld movies are MA in Australia.

Vamp all the way.

And to point out a few things, only the older lycans (that's how you spell it damnit) can change at will. All others have to wait for the moon. Who the hell wants to turn into a rabid bloody dog anyway?

Vampires have super strength and senses, they maintain their mental capacities and they can use all sorts of weapons.

And if you've seen what happened to Selene at the end of UW2, then you'll know things can even get better.

Vamp all the way.

And to point out a few things, only the older lycans (that's how you spell it damnit) can change at will. All others have to wait for the moon. Who the hell wants to turn into a rabid bloody dog anyway?

Vampires have super strength and senses, they maintain their mental capacities and they can use all sorts of weapons.

And if you've seen what happened to Selene at the end of UW2, then you'll know things can even get better.

Lycanthropes are not the "rabid bloody dogs" as you claim. Natural born lycanthropes are able to control their form normally, infected lycanthropes will have that problem but learn to control their forms.

Underworld again is just a continuation of the Bulls**t vampires are good line that people are going with (I blame the Goths). It seems that vampires have hired good spin-doctors/lawyers who are the vampires of the business world (they feed on $$ not blood!).

I wonder if other creatures will get positive facelifts in the movies soon. Succubi and Incubi anyone?

The very first lycans in Underworld could not even change back to human form. It was only after centuries they learned some control.

Pay attention to the movie and don't bring in other sources.

Anyway, personally I'd prefer not to turn into a dog when I can keep my natual form and still get some nifty powers... :D

Vampire for me but Underworld and other "van helsing" MTV style ripp off anime, bullshit market to the little kiddies movies just suck shite.


So suck on that teenagers!

Rich

Werewolf. Lets face it; I hate everything about vampires, whatever the mythos. For that matter, I'm seethingly despise the so-called 'mystical' werewolf (Damn you World of Darkness), but the Lycans from Underworld are no bullshit 'guardians of nature', they're just wicked killing machines. All the cunning, viciousness and malice of a human coupled to the raw power of the beast... so totally sweet.

Plus, even when you're not a wolf you're probably still stronger, faster and possess more senses and stamina than a normal human. If I was bitten, my mates would be so in on it. We'd have a pack in no time, then we'd take over the crime web in our area and become untouchable ("Thinks he's a big man cos he's got a gun?" *BLAM* "heh... nice shot. Ooh, pretty shiny moon! *GROWL*").

I just know, as well, that in Britain, you'd get Chav vampires. Whole damn estates being slowly corrupted one tower at a time, with the living becoming terrified slaves to the undead. Even without the whole "the vampires enslaved us" war thing, that sort of vileness would need to be destroyed!

Vampires are the shit.

I'm a human. I use assault rifles and elephant guns to poach both Lycans and vampires into extinction.

The very first lycans in Underworld could not even change back to human form. It was only after centuries they learned some control.

Pay attention to the movie and don't bring in other sources.

Anyway, personally I'd prefer not to turn into a dog when I can keep my natual form and still get some nifty powers... :D

If I recall this isn't just completely about Underworld. Therefore My arguement stands unfettered by that movie.

"Metamorphosis, Lycanthropy, Poissant...Inquam!
Metamorphosis, Lycanthropy, Poissant...Inquam!"

-Glenn Danzig, Halloween II.

Vampires.
They're sexier and dress better.:D

If I recall this isn't just completely about Underworld. Therefore My arguement stands unfettered by that movie.

Read the first post.

Vampires are the shit.

You have an extra word in there, buddy. :)