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We all have had someone we like, want to get to know better without actually going to the effort of asking them. So we use furtive methods to find out more about them.

Who have you stalked?

(I'm stalking one of you.)

Ohh.....well....*ahem*...Well....there is this one girl....who's class schedule I know....without having to ask her, or see it....


Of course, it's not too hard with a student directory to find out certain info about kids, like adresss, home phone, parents names, siblings, Middle initial...

Ohh.....well....*ahem*...Well....there is this one girl....who's class schedule I know....without having to ask her, or see it....


Of course, it's not too hard with a student directory to find out certain info about kids, like adresss, home phone, parents names, siblings, Middle initial...
Dang... with Intranet, it's a lot easier than when I was a young stalker.

We all have had someone we like, want to get to know better without actually going to the effort of asking them. So we use furtive methods to find out more about them.

Who have you stalked?

(I'm stalking one of you.)
*phew*
I thought for a second you had seen me

*phew*
I thought for a second you had seen me
LOL!!

i'm stalking several people right now. All on NS. I must be good at it cause none of them have any idea.

muhahahahahaha!

(I'm stalking one of you.)
I guess your success might depend on the methods you employ ... ;)

And at this point, i'm not stalking anybody for personal one-on-one relationships .... there's other things i do that are a bit preoccupatory and admittedly hyperanalytical, but no one i wake up thinking about who i could mess up with my personality.

i'm stalking several people right now. All on NS. I must be good at it cause none of them have any idea.

muhahahahahaha!
I must not be as good at it LOL.

I guess your success might depend on the methods you employ ... ;)

And at this point, i'm not stalking anybody for personal one-on-one relationships .... there's other things i do that are a bit preoccupatory and admittedly hyperanalytical, but no one i wake up thinking about who i could mess up with my personality.
Oh, golly ..even for the stalker, "do no harm" can be a policy.

Heh, not really, but I have stalked myself before just to see if I could do it. It was disturbing how much I could find out.. :D

I've been stalked before but I've never done the act myself. The worst I ever did was sneak into my friend's house, steal his EQ password, and ruin his characters :D

I gave his stuff back after a while..

I think Jane from "Coupling" had the right idea:

"Friendship’s more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking."

i'm stalking several people right now. All on NS. I must be good at it cause none of them have any idea.

muhahahahahaha!

Um, suddenly I am very nervous.

*looks around in terrified paranoia*

Um, Peechie...is that you? Hello? Come out from there! I have a gun...I mean it...

*runs to well lit public area*

Um, suddenly I am very nervous.

*looks around in terrified paranoia*

Um, Peechie...is that you? Hello? Come out from there! I have a gun...I mean it...

*runs to well lit public area*


*puts down her night vision goggles*

oh hi....havent seen you in a while.

I think Jane from "Coupling" had the right idea:"
That show sucked.

That show sucked.

Are you talking about the US or UK version? I rather like the UK one.:fluffle:

Well, Umm.... If I Say Yes... Will You Call The Cops?

Well, Umm.... If I Say Yes... Will You Call The Cops?
I won't if you promise to stop talking in Caps.

I won't if you promise to stop talking in Caps.
Sorry. Well, I Won't Say Anything Then.

We all have had someone we like, want to get to know better without actually going to the effort of asking them. So we use furtive methods to find out more about them.

Who have you stalked?

(I'm stalking one of you.)

Stalking is probably not the best line of action to take when you like a girl :). If the girl found out you were stalking her, chances are that she will become wary of you, and perhaps dislike you. Although some girls may be flattered.

I would suggest getting to know the girl. Actually try talking to her sometime, although I know that is not easy for some people.

If you walk home along the same route, if she walks alone, I would suggest trying to talk to her. Try to find something that you both have in common.

And I hope to God that you are not stalking me ;)

That show sucked.

Well, I wasn't watching it with the idea of pleasing you by doing so.:p

Are you talking about the US or UK version? I rather like the UK one.:fluffle:
UK one. Actually was watching it on DVD. Own season one now.

Anyway....back to the topic...

Who have you stalked?

I am currently stalking myself. It's not working out.

Oh, golly ..even for the stalker, "do no harm" can be a policy.
Hmmm. I'm gonna have to root through my photos and clippings to see if you're right, if there's some kind of pattern i wasn't already aware of ....

well I wouldn't consider it stalking..but whatever

I am currently stalking myself. It's not working out.
...too clever/quick for yourself, or not enough to keep your interest? ;)
Don't dismiss outsourcing. Seriously, there's plenty of robust candidates to choose from on this forum alone!

...too clever/quick for yourself, or not enough to keep your interest? ;)
Don't dismiss outsourcing. Seriously, there's plenty of robust candidates to choose from on this forum alone!
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oh oh! pick me!

...too clever/quick for yourself, or not enough to keep your interest? ;)
Don't dismiss outsourcing. Seriously, there's plenty of robust candidates to choose from on this forum alone!

If I weren't an ocean away, I'd soooo stalk Pure Metal and possibly Tink ...

Maybe both.

Though the travel would get expensive and I'm sure the British would hate to have me in their mix.

I am currently stalking myself. It's not working out.

I did that a lot when I was younger. Like yesterday.

According to http://wordsmith.org, stalker = talkers, so why not just say "hi". Worst case, you go to jail, or get beat up.

I've Googled a few people... but that's about it...

Definitely stalked myself a Kanabia in my time....turned up mostly fruitless. Y'know, Australia is just big enough to really REALLY annoy me into submission. Well, that and.....I just get so distracted with all those other Australian guys around. It's hard to keep on topic. Unless I'm wandering the streets muttering "Kanabia....must find Kanabia...." it's so very easy to fall for a by-passer's charm.
*drools over the whole of Australia's charming young gentlemen*

Hell yes I am. One hint on an online forum sometimes is all you need..

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oh oh! pick me!
Well, you're HIGH on my list, being a fellow Alaskan and all!!
WooT!

Simonist']Definitely stalked myself a Kanabia in my time....turned up mostly fruitless.
I#m told to be pretty good at it. Kanabia sounds like a good target, now that I half-lost mine. I accept offers in my TG box.

I#m told to be pretty good at it. Kanabia sounds like a good target, now that I half-lost mine. I accept offers in my TG box.
What good would it do if YOU'RE good at it? I'm the one who got wasted, hassled, and totally blew about $2K in Australia and didn't even make it to goddamn Melbourne because I got distracted by a pretty smile at every street corner.
*sigh* I shall resume my search in the summer months.....you can come, if you want.

If I weren't an ocean away, I'd soooo stalk Pure Metal and possibly Tink ...

Maybe both.

Though the travel would get expensive and I'm sure the British would hate to have me in their mix.
Well, the Brits of late seem to not be too keen on civil rights either, so i wouldn't let THAT be a deterrent.

Simonist']What good would it do if YOU'RE good at it? I'm the one who got wasted, hassled, and totally blew about $2K in Australia and didn't even make it to goddamn Melbourne because I got distracted by a pretty smile at every street corner.
*sigh* I shall resume my search in the summer months.....you can come, if you want.
That has to be one of the coolest hooks i've ever seen.

Simonist']What good would it do if YOU'RE good at it?
The offers in my TG box would of course be for passing on information. Don't play all thick on me here.
you can come, if you want.
that's lovely, but I think I'll have another country to go to. First come, First serve even applies to stalk victims.

that's lovely, but I think I'll have another country to go to. First come, First serve even applies to stalk victims.
Fine by me. At least there'll be no splitting of the *ahem* plunder. That means both Kanabia, when I track his jive ass down, and all the other booty I'll probably be getting on the journey.

Simonist']Fine by me. At least there'll be no splitting of the *ahem* plunder. That means both Kanabia, when I track his jive ass down, and all the other booty I'll probably be getting on the journey.
Does my being lesbian help? I'll only claim the booty you don't want, IIRC.

It's far too easy to do it in my high school. Just about every girl has a myspace account.

Hell, I get free pics of them.

But it's always just an extension of what I know about them. That's all it is.

Does my being lesbian help?
Oh, well, when you put it that way.....no inappropriate touching of me in the hotel hot tubs, and maybe we can work something out :D

Simonist']Oh, well, when you put it that way.....no inappropriate touching of me in the hotel hot tubs, and maybe we can work something out :D
work..out..yes, that sounds good. deal.

Q'aplah!

That show sucked.
The US version sucked.

The original British version was the greatest thing on TV.

[NS]Simonist, stop stalking me!!!!!:sniper:

I find people-where they live, work, go to school. Their car, bank accounts, etc...Its what I do for a living.
I dont think its categorized as stalking, though. There is no personal interest, aside from succeeding to make a good living.

Simonist']didn't even make it to goddamn Melbourne

good, melbournes boring. Im stalking Czardas, or I was, I think hes avoiding me.