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Oh my! Talk about nice dreams!

Eutrusca
27-01-2006, 02:17
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/5022/cheerleadersguns4ar.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Girls & Guns

"CAMP FALLUJAH, Iraq -- The Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders all held weapons as they posed for Marines to take their pictures at the 2nd Military Police Battalion's working area. The ladies took time to talk with many individuals answering any questions the Marines had for them."
Bobs Own Pipe
27-01-2006, 02:18
What a turn-off. I stand well below half-mast.
Europa Maxima
27-01-2006, 02:19
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/5022/cheerleadersguns4ar.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Girls & Guns

"CAMP FALLUJAH, Iraq -- The Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders all held weapons as they posed for Marines to take their pictures at the 2nd Military Police Battalion's working area. The ladies took time to talk with many individuals answering any questions the Marines had for them."
Now, if those were actually female marines, that could be cool. Cheerleaders are dull and dumb.
AlanSmithee
27-01-2006, 02:20
Keeping your pimp hand strong, eh?


~Alan Smithee
Puppet of [Censored]~
Psychotic Mongooses
27-01-2006, 02:24
Now, if those were actually female marines, that could be cool. Cheerleaders are dull and dumb.
Agreed :p
I'm suprised one of them hasn't shot the one next to them.
*remembers Simpsons episode with Homer's gang as vigilantes* :p
Dinaverg
27-01-2006, 02:24
I'm with Eut on this one. (b^_^)b
The Doors Corporation
27-01-2006, 02:30
hot, very hot.
Undelia
27-01-2006, 02:32
I’ll never understand what the deal is with chicks holding guns. Why is that hot?
Rotovia-
27-01-2006, 02:33
"That's just disrespectful to our Islamic hosts!" -The Simpsons
Dinaverg
27-01-2006, 02:34
I’ll never understand what the deal is with chicks holding guns. Why is that hot?

Get reincarnated with a Y-chromosome, you'll understand.
Undelia
27-01-2006, 02:44
Get reincarnated with a Y-chromosome, you'll understand.I can assure you that I have a Y chromosome, and a chick holding a gun is just a turnoff.
Meh, must be some sort of phallic hang-up you people have. The fact that the OP called it a dream makes it even more deliciously Freudian.
Dinaverg
27-01-2006, 02:50
I can assure you that I have a Y chromosome, and a chick holding a gun is just a turnoff.
Meh, must be some sort of phallic hang-up you people have. The fact that the OP called it a dream makes it even more deliciously Freudian.

Oh....Why are you a cabbage patch girl?


Anyways, don't mind us, some people find certain things atractive, others don't *shrug* whatever floats your boat.
Undelia
27-01-2006, 02:55
Oh....Why are you a cabbage patch girl?
You see that title under your name that says “member” when you get enough posts, that name will change to something ridiculous for some reason. Something you have no control over. Some of the titles are feminine.
Anyways, don't mind us, some people find certain things atractive, others don't *shrug* whatever floats your boat.Fair enough.
The Doors Corporation
27-01-2006, 02:58
pfffff fricking cabbage girl. what you doing in a man's thread? :p
Rotovia-
27-01-2006, 03:17
pfffff fricking cabbage girl. what you doing in a man's thread? :p
There's no shame in being a Cabbage Patch Girl....

*hugs Undelia*

:p
Greyflood
27-01-2006, 03:21
Cabbage Patch Girl NATION!!!

I dont know. Honestly, a woman with a gun scares me. If you were to give my girlfriend a gun I would run for my LIFE. And I mean, I would get in my car and drive until I was out of gas, and then run until my legs caved, and then crawl as far as I could on whatever energy is left.
Dinaverg
27-01-2006, 03:25
Cabbage Patch Girl NATION!!!

I dont know. Honestly, a woman with a gun scares me. If you were to give my girlfriend a gun I would run for my LIFE. And I mean, I would get in my car and drive until I was out of gas, and then run until my legs caved, and then crawl as far as I could on whatever energy is left.


Well then, don't do anything to your girlfriend that might give her the idea to do some unpleasant things with a gun to you, eh?
Greyflood
27-01-2006, 03:26
Even then the very thought is terrifying.
Rotovia-
27-01-2006, 03:29
Cabbage Patch Girl NATION!!!

I dont know. Honestly, a woman with a gun scares me. If you were to give my girlfriend a gun I would run for my LIFE. And I mean, I would get in my car and drive until I was out of gas, and then run until my legs caved, and then crawl as far as I could on whatever energy is left.
As funny as that thought is, the trick is to never arm your girlfriend with anything other then her tiny, inconsequential, fists.
Megaloria
27-01-2006, 03:33
Still not as sexy as a girl with a hockey stick.
Dodudodu
27-01-2006, 03:34
I disagree; the sexiest thing ever would have to be a girl presenting you (assuming you're the guy) a box of condoms. Thats worth a lot right there.
Kibolonia
27-01-2006, 08:04
Tommy Shaw (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=%22Tommy+Shaw%22+%22Girls+with+Guns%22) has this all sorted out.
Mariehamn
27-01-2006, 08:08
I've never seen a cheeleader, that I know of, hold a gun.
But every other female I've seen hold has been sexy while doing it.

Crap! That red rash on my neck is showing! Ahh!
*runs to bathroom*
Umbrella Corp Inc
27-01-2006, 08:10
Now, if those were actually female marines, that could be cool. Cheerleaders are dull and dumb.

Agreed.
Kanabia
27-01-2006, 08:10
I can assure you that I have a Y chromosome, and a chick holding a gun is just a turnoff.
Meh, must be some sort of phallic hang-up you people have. The fact that the OP called it a dream makes it even more deliciously Freudian.

Agreed.
Durhammen
27-01-2006, 08:11
I'm not big on guns in general... but the women are hot.
THE LOST PLANET
27-01-2006, 08:17
Meh... big deal...



I once saw a video featuring naked women firing automatic weapons....


I remember thinking when I saw it that no matter how weird your fetish, somebody's been there first...


If that sort of thing turns you on E, I can check if I can still get a copy of it... :D
Saint Curie
27-01-2006, 08:17
The outfits are a bit understated, likely due to some policy or tip of the hat to tastefulness. I prefer the UNLV cheerleaders, although they usually just arm themselves with straightrazors and a cadre of bulked out frat hoplites.

EDIT: Coincidentally, Peter Griffin just bought a big gun on [Adult Swim]. Small world.
Durhammen
27-01-2006, 08:36
Straight razors are AWESOME.
Keruvalia
27-01-2006, 08:53
Yeah! Objectifying women! Hooray!

Let's make our daughters hold up a gun and show their legs! Hoorah! That's good for the troops!

Ooh look ... how about some tight t-shirt! Yeah! God Bless America! God Bless Titties! Our troops fight for the rights of titties!

[This sarcasm was brought to you by some letter and maybe a number somewhere]
New Rafnaland
27-01-2006, 08:54
Women don't need a firearm to be sexy. That's why the CCW was invented!
Kanabia
27-01-2006, 08:55
Yeah! Objectifying women! Hooray!

Let's make our daughters hold up a gun and show their legs! Hoorah! That's good for the troops!

Ooh look ... how about some tight t-shirt! Yeah! God Bless America! God Bless Titties! Our troops fight for the rights of titties!

[This sarcasm was brought to you by some letter and maybe a number somewhere]

Keru.

You. Are awesome. :D
Keruvalia
27-01-2006, 08:57
Keru.

You. Are awesome. :D


Yeah well ... as a man with 3 daughters, I look at this kind of crap as ... well ... crap ....
Kanabia
27-01-2006, 09:03
Yeah well ... as a man with 3 daughters, I look at this kind of crap as ... well ... crap ....

You don't need daughters to realise that. :)
Keruvalia
27-01-2006, 09:06
You don't need daughters to realise that. :)

I know ... you just need to love and respect women. :)
The ancient Republic
27-01-2006, 10:34
Those guns sure where sexy...

Guns with girls normally is a bit sexier tough...but just a bit.

:sniper: