NationStates Jolt Archive


Border smugglers going underground.

Lunatic Goofballs
26-01-2006, 20:42
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/26/mexico.tunnel/index.html

Still think a fence will help? :)
Vetalia
26-01-2006, 21:02
The answer is clear: Build a fence underground!
Lacadaemon
26-01-2006, 21:07
Bah, if we were all allowed to grow our own weed this wouldn't be a problem.
The Infinite Dunes
26-01-2006, 21:21
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/26/mexico.tunnel/index.html

Still think a fence will help? :)
Oh, you mean they're burrowing under the fence. I thought you mean that smuggling had become an underground activity, as in illegal, not as in below the surface of the earth.

I wouldn't listen to me anyway, I'm not too bright. I spent a couple minutes trying figure why I couldn't log in. I eventually noticed a little green light below the words 'Caps' on my keyboard >.>
Teh_pantless_hero
26-01-2006, 21:22
Tunnels kick ass.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-01-2006, 21:23
Oh, you mean they're burrowing under the fence. I thought you mean that smuggling had become an underground activity, as in illegal, not as in below the surface of the earth.

I wouldn't listen to me anyway, I'm not too bright. I spent a couple minutes trying figure why I couldn't log in. I eventually noticed a little green light below the words 'Caps' on my keyboard >.>

That's okay. Dumb friends are fun to mess with. :)
The Infinite Dunes
26-01-2006, 21:29
That's okay. Dumb friends are fun to mess with. :)But wouldn't noticing the double entendre make me the clever one? Meh, I'm just a dramatic underachiever. I under achieve in style... I hope. Otherwise I'd just a lazy git who doesn't like working
The Lone Alliance
26-01-2006, 21:59
Dig a 20 foot trench, put landmines in sideways', put metal over it then bury it.
Carnivorous Lickers
26-01-2006, 23:03
send in the trunk monkeys with satchel charges.
As soon as they encounter a drug smuggler, they are trained to pull the pin and hand it to him.
Randomlittleisland
27-01-2006, 11:56
But will we be allowed to call them Murlochs?
Pepe Dominguez
27-01-2006, 13:18
Reminds me of watching the John Stewart show after they put up the fence in Israel... he made a gag out of it, said it wouldn't work, and that anyone with a ladder could get over it.. but a year or so later, it's an undeniable success, even if it's not 100%. Lots of people alive today that wouldn't have been otherwise, on both sides. :)
Gassputia2
27-01-2006, 13:18
Fence Power
Delator
27-01-2006, 13:23
I always thought the plan for a fence on the Mexican border was to include seismic sensors to try and detect such tunnels as they are dug...did I hear wrong? :confused:
Cannot think of a name
27-01-2006, 13:24
They're going to accompany the fence with the "Albuquerque Re-Director," causing the tunnel diggers to make a left turn at Albuquerque and redirecting the tunnelers to the middle east to fight what have been code named 'Hassan,' known for his chopping...
The blessed Chris
27-01-2006, 13:27
Inventive and revolutionary no? Wonder if the Womble's could comprise an elite counter-insertion uniyt?
BackwoodsSquatches
27-01-2006, 13:36
They're going to accompany the fence with the "Albuquerque Re-Director," causing the tunnel diggers to make a left turn at Albuquerque and redirecting the tunnelers to the middle east to fight what have been code named 'Hassan,' known for his chopping...


Im rich, Im rich....Im a happy little miser!
Newtsburg
27-01-2006, 13:39
**Starts loading shovels in the back of his truck for his trip to Mexico**
Harlesburg
28-01-2006, 11:16
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/26/mexico.tunnel/index.html

Still think a fence will help? :)
Yes build it deep and electrify it.