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You could take all the homeless people... or a lot of them anyway...


And turn their bodies in to housing, that way, you get a lot of homeless people removed, and all the rest live in structures created by the homeless people!



It's perfect!!!


I dunno, that idea just popped in to my head and I had to share it.

You could take all the homeless people... or a lot of them anyway...


And turn their bodies in to housing, that way, you get a lot of homeless people removed, and all the rest live in structures created by the homeless people!



It's perfect!!!


I dunno, that idea just popped in to my head and I had to share it.
Just me or would it be better to let them build lov cost housing:rolleyes:
Never the less, morbit idea, living in a corps made house, something like sleeping in a coffin, think there was this one guy who did that

Usually, sharing is considered a virtue. In this instance, I am not so sure.;)

Well...technically...


Or, you could have them turned into diamonds, then sell them and use the money to biuld more homeless shelters

You could take all the homeless people... or a lot of them anyway... And turn their bodies in to housing, that way, you get a lot of homeless people removed, and all the rest live in structures created by the homeless people!

tell me more! could this be a do-it-yourself project, or what all would be involved here? dry them out, bake them, or what?

I prefer the 'Soylent Solution'. Yummy!

You could take all the homeless people... or a lot of them anyway...


And turn their bodies in to housing, that way, you get a lot of homeless people removed, and all the rest live in structures created by the homeless people!



It's perfect!!!


I dunno, that idea just popped in to my head and I had to share it.

Do you adhere to neo-Keynesian school of economics?

I have a better idea. Take all homeless people in the world, and ship them to an island in the middle of nowhere. Eventually they will form a sort of country, and we can laugh at them.

make a law, that demands for everybody to be given a house. kind of like the minimum wage law, that way everybody will have his own house!
tell your representative and senator to vote for such a law.

Vegetarianistica']tell me more! could this be a do-it-yourself project, or what all would be involved here? dry them out, bake them, or what?


Ok, first, take all the ones you want to use and dump them in Anarctica. (No, I don't care about my spelling of the least used continent on earth right now). Come back in a month or so.


By this time, the homeless people should be frozen. Now they can be chopped up in to workable bricks and turned in to housing. You will need some sort of plaster to hold the homeless bricks together. Best use water, it'll freeze quickly, and hydrogen bonds own. The advantage of using human flesh in this process is that it is a better insulator than just ice, and is also less dense. However, this form of housing could be in danger in a couple hundred years if global warming extends to such a point that Antartica defrosts.

But anyway.

That's how you make the houses.

It must be noted that this form of free housing may also make homeless people work way, way harder at getting jobs and normal homes, since they don't want to freeze their asses off in houses of petrified flesh.

"OnTheRIGHTside", this topic of conversation is entirely too crass, not to mention inhumane, to be tolerable on the NationStates forums.

~ Tsar the Mod.