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Rotovia, the next John Galt?

Neo Kervoskia
26-01-2006, 02:09
The South Islands and Neo Kervoskia present
An Old Gringo Production

Have you had any bad experienes with women? Not necessarily sexual, but in the Seinfeld way. She had huge hands, or turned out to be a man or she was completely and utterly insane.
The South Islands
26-01-2006, 02:19
Note: I cowrote this thread. Thank You.

On topic...I wish i had a woman. :(
Neo Kervoskia
26-01-2006, 02:21
So does every other person here.
The South Islands
26-01-2006, 02:22
Except Fass...
Megaloria
26-01-2006, 02:22
My last girlfriend saw ghosts all the time.

ALL the time, guys.
Neo Kervoskia
26-01-2006, 02:25
My last girlfriend saw ghosts all the time.

ALL the time, guys.
Was she spiritual, religious, or just crazy?
M3rcenaries
26-01-2006, 02:27
My last girlfriend was a control freak who didnt like me watching baseball or playing xbox. Hence ex. Bitch.
The South Islands
26-01-2006, 02:32
My last girlfriend was a control freak who didnt like me watching baseball or playing xbox. Hence ex. Bitch.
You're too young to know what a real girlfriend is...
Europa Maxima
26-01-2006, 02:32
Except Fass...
Umm yeah, coz he is the only gay guy here :rolleyes:
Undelia
26-01-2006, 02:33
My last girlfriend saw ghosts all the time.

ALL the time, guys.
Ok, but was she hot?
The South Islands
26-01-2006, 02:34
Umm yeah, coz he is the only gay guy here :rolleyes:
Well, he's the most well known gay guy here.
M3rcenaries
26-01-2006, 02:34
You're too young to know what a real girlfriend is...
Yes but us highschoolians tend to think we are so cool:p
NERVUN
26-01-2006, 02:34
Have you had any bad experienes with women? Not necessarily sexual, but in the Seinfeld way. She had huge hands, or turned out to be a man or she was completely and utterly insane.
Psyco Ex-girlfriend was just totally insane. It was a long distance relationship and when she came over, she would insist that I sleep in the next room, with the doors shut and locked, and that she had her own roll of toilet paper in case I acidently get her pregnant from her using the same roll as me. She also would go into a panic if she was a day late thinking that she was pregant, even though we had never had any sexual contact.

I think the best was after we broke up and she found another boyfriend, she called me in a panic to say she was 3 days late and was convinced she HAD to be pregnant. I asked her if they had sex, no they had. I asked her why she felt she was pregant then. Her reply, "We were hugging really close and I felt something down there"

Turns out this was when they were both fully clothed, in jeans. :rolleyes:
Europa Maxima
26-01-2006, 02:35
My last girlfriend was a control freak who didnt like me watching baseball or playing xbox. Hence ex. Bitch.
Funny. Men who force their wives to stay at home and fulfil their "naturally ordained role in life," depriving them of any opportunity to become their own individuals, are often seen as real men, whereas when a woman adopts this behaviour she is a bitch. Go figure.
The South Islands
26-01-2006, 02:35
Yes but us highschoolians tend to think we are so cool:p

What are you, a Freshman?
Europa Maxima
26-01-2006, 02:36
Well, he's the most well known gay guy here.
I suppose so, but there are others :p
M3rcenaries
26-01-2006, 02:38
What are you, a Freshman?
which meens are relationships are 1. go to movie 2. make out at movie 3. talk on aim 4. eat with them at lunch 5. hang out at their house.
The South Islands
26-01-2006, 02:39
which meens are relationships are 1. go to movie 2. make out at movie 3. talk on aim 4. eat with them at lunch 5. hang out at their house.

No sex for you. Pity, really.
M3rcenaries
26-01-2006, 02:40
No sex for you. Pity, really.
Theres a time and a place for everything and its called college.
Well actually more like senior yr but I had to incorporate a south park quote.
Vegas-Rex
26-01-2006, 02:40
Funny. Men who force their wives to stay at home and fulfil their "naturally ordained role in life," depriving them of any opportunity to become their own individuals, are often seen as real men, whereas when a woman adopts this behaviour she is a bitch. Go figure.

Men like that are more often seen as abusive than as "real men". Compared to that being simply called a bitch is barely significant.
Vegas-Rex
26-01-2006, 02:42
No sex for you. Pity, really.

It's odd. Most of my more promiscuous friends started as freshmen.
The South Islands
26-01-2006, 02:44
It's odd. Most of my more promiscuous friends started as freshmen.
But we were only freshman...
Undelia
26-01-2006, 02:48
Funny. Men who force their wives to stay at home and fulfil their "naturally ordained role in life," depriving them of any opportunity to become their own individuals, are often seen as real men, whereas when a woman adopts this behaviour she is a bitch. Go figure.Who the fuck sees an abusive guy as a real man?
What are you, a Freshman?
Freshman!!!
Europa Maxima
26-01-2006, 02:49
Who the fuck sees an abusive guy as a real man?
Traditionalists and people who believe a woman's place is in the house. I never said abusive, at least not physically.
The South Islands
26-01-2006, 02:54
Freshman!!!


I remember when I was but a Freshman...*nostalgia*
M3rcenaries
26-01-2006, 02:57
I remember when I was but a Freshman...*nostalgia*
So far I have learnd to life skills in my freshmen year.
1. procrastination
2. rationalization
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
26-01-2006, 03:17
Theres a time and a place for everything and its called college.
Well actually more like senior yr but I had to incorporate a south park quote.

Hey now, quoting South Park on a daily basis is MY thing.
Europa Maxima
26-01-2006, 03:18
BTW, how does Rotovia's name fit into this all? :p
The South Islands
26-01-2006, 03:24
BTW, how does Rotovia's name fit into this all? :p

Not at all. That's what makes it nice.
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
26-01-2006, 03:26
Not at all. That's what makes it nice.

And John Galt's name was dropped to get Bottle, Can not think of a name, myself, and every other libertarian in here, right?
Boonytopia
26-01-2006, 03:28
I had a bit of bad break-up with my first serious girlfriend. Amongst other things; she grabbed my glasses from my face (I'm extremely short sighted & can barely see more than a couple of metres without them), broke them in half & then kicked me in the arse as I scrabbled around on the ground groping blindly for them.

I can laugh about it now, but it was pretty humiliating at the time.
Straughn
26-01-2006, 03:28
Except Fass...
...Lovely Boys...
The South Islands
26-01-2006, 03:30
...Lovely Boys...

Gimmie a break...
Europa Maxima
26-01-2006, 03:31
...Lovely Boys...
And yours truly :eek:
Straughn
26-01-2006, 03:31
But we were only freshman...
We never talk of lasting relationships, and now we're guilt-striken, sobbing, with our heads on the floor.
We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip.
Myotisinia
26-01-2006, 04:46
Long time ago, I was with a woman who had a drinking problem, which ultimately caused us to break up, because when she was drunk, she was also frequently unfaithful, and most anytime of the day, and on any day of the week you care to choose, she was drunk. Obviously an impossible situation to continue to put up with, for me, at least. After some months, I'd run into her again, when she had told me that she had finally given up drinking, and wanted to rekindle the relationship. I was skeptical, but set up a day date, and decided to go hiking with her in a local state park. This was significant, because, though I had taken her to this same park in the past, I couldn't get her away from the beer cooler long enough to do any hiking, so I was quite surprised when she said yes. So we took off, and grabbed some KFC on the way there, ate and had a very nice day indeed, hiking and catching up on old times. I began to hope that she was telling the truth for once. Later, I took her home, when I began to get quite ill. Food poisoning. A wonderful experience. I don't recommend it. I got quite weak and nauseous and asked if I could lie down to try to recover enough to drive home. She took me to her bedroom and put me to bed, and tucked me in, and left.

Time passed. I slept.

At some indeterminate time at night, the door to the bedroom opened, and her youngest daughter, stood silhoutted there, said something in a low voice, then a much larger figure entered the room. I sat up bolt upright, immediately alarmed. Because my ex-girlfriend was still lying in bed next to me, sleeping. Whomever this was, it damn sure wasn't my ex-girlfriend. The figure approached the bed, and sat down heavily. Next, a hand caressed my thigh, and I got out of bed, and went to the lightswitch and turned it on. and there seated at the foot of the bed was a large burly, hairy beast of a man, who was also quite naked. I went to the bed, and shook the ex-girlfriend to wake her up. "Leave me alone.....", she mumbled, and turned back over to go back to sleep. I persisted, saying "Oh, no. You have to be awake for this..." . Whereupon, she rolled over, took a look at the naked man, who had now passed out said "Oh." and tried to roll back over again to attempt to go back to sleep. Eventually, I had managed to get her attention sufficiently to discuss the matter almost coherently, at least as close as she was able to come to that staggering feat. When she had finally understood that I had a small problem with starting up our relationship anew while she had a naked ex-boyfriend in her bed (while I had slept, she had gone out to the corner bar for a few beers, and to shoot some pool, where she had encountered the hairy beast, whom apparently still had a key to the house), she began to get angry. At me. I insisted that one or the other of us must go, and she began to yell at me, saying "I can't believe you are putting me through this sh*t!" So I told her again (redirect! focus!) that either he needed to go, or I did, so which was it to be? She then burst into tears, said she couldn't make that decision. So I said, "Well, I'll make the decision for you." And left.

Never saw her again.

Definitely the weirdest night I had ever spent. And the only time a naked man had ever grabbed my thigh, to say the least.

End of story. :)
The South Islands
26-01-2006, 04:53
We never talk of lasting relationships, and now we're guilt-striken, sobbing, with our heads on the floor.
We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip.
Sorry. That's the only part of the song I know. :(
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
26-01-2006, 04:55
Sorry. That's the only part of the song I know. :(
Poseur!
The South Islands
26-01-2006, 04:56
Poseur!

Word, F-unit!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
26-01-2006, 05:06
Word, F-unit!
For that, you will suffer. Or at least, you would if I weren't too busy listening to Sharron Kraus right now. Call me weak, but I am completely unable to pull myself away from lyrics like I've seen a mother rape her son and a daughter kill her father. It's just so goddamn uplifting and wonderful.
Smunkeeville
26-01-2006, 05:09
I don't personally have any "ex-girlfriend" stories, but that's because I have never had a girlfriend.

My husband though, had a girlfriend shortly before we got together who was psychotic (and not in a good way) they broke up after she chased him out of his own apartment throwing lamps and vases at him the whole way........I remember thinking when he told me that story "damn, what did you do to her?" but have heard from other (possibly more objective people) that she really was just crazy, she worked at a funeral home and used to threaten him that she could kill him and get rid of the body and never get caught, and like 3 weeks after they broke up she emailed him and said "I was going to have your baby, but I killed it" which was all kinds of wrong, since she knew he was pro-life, and really wanted children anyway, and btw it was just crude..........anyway, if I ever see her, I might get violent........
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
26-01-2006, 05:10
For that, you will suffer. Or at least, you would if I weren't too busy listening to Sharron Kraus right now. Call me weak, but I am completely unable to pull myself away from lyrics like I've seen a mother rape her son and a daughter kill her father. It's just so goddamn uplifting and wonderful.

Wow...those lyrics are so inspiring. A little too "Sound of Music" happy for me, though.
The South Islands
26-01-2006, 05:11
For that, you will suffer. Or at least, you would if I weren't too busy listening to Sharron Kraus right now. Call me weak, but I am completely unable to pull myself away from lyrics like I've seen a mother rape her son and a daughter kill her father. It's just so goddamn uplifting and wonderful.

Care to dance?
Straughn
26-01-2006, 05:13
Sorry. That's the only part of the song I know. :(
I fell in love with the tune when i heard it, acoustic.
I would've put it on that current thread about songs that move people, ya know, but like i'd said there, there's too many. I'm still oriented around music.

Unfortunately, i'd read later that the guy(s) from that band made it up, almost all of it. *grrr*
Very cool song though.
Straughn
26-01-2006, 05:14
Gimmie a break...
I could be wrong. I don't have any proof that ANYONE here is who or what they say they are. This could be the proving ground for the next great actors and politicians of the world :D

EDIT:Except for Verdigroth and Cobbleism. And maybe a few others who i almost never see here.

--
Also, i've probably got a few interesting horrible relationship stories but i have to arrange my repressions a bit. I'm currently distracted by Celtic singers on PBS and my fire.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
26-01-2006, 05:28
Care to dance?
Why of course, my sweet.
I'm going to blow my brains away cos I don't love life anymore

Anyway, we are distressingly off-topic, and dis dress is a fucking disaster (Note: Pun). So, I'll bring us back to the matter at hand by lying and saying that a girlfriend introduced me to Sharon Krauss shortly before she slit my wrists with a paper clip.
The South Islands
26-01-2006, 05:35
Why of course, my sweet.
I'm going to blow my brains away cos I don't love life anymore

Anyway, we are distressingly off-topic, and dis dress is a fucking disaster (Note: Pun). So, I'll bring us back to the matter at hand by lying and saying that a girlfriend introduced me to Sharon Krauss shortly before she slit my wrists with a paper clip.

*dances tango with fiddles*

Well, that was nice. Care for a Scotch?
Cobbleism
26-01-2006, 06:04
Had a girlfriend, we started going out. Then she stopped talking too me. Anytime we hung out it was great, except if other people were around, then she was sort of sketchy-ish. Maybe embarrassed or just nervous, never could tell. Ostensibly we were going out for about a year, we went on a total of 3 dates I think, including the one I broke up with her. I guess that makes me the asshole by default. I don't think she likes me much. I never had a problem being her friend, we were great friends. Then we dated and stopped talking. Sad really.

*Edit* Another girlfriend used me to get her boyfriend (ex??) jealous. I was aware. I didn't end it because it made her feel really guilty to "take advantage of my friendship." I let it continue to make her feel guilty, that was fun. For that I am a bastard, but at least I admit it.
The South Islands
26-01-2006, 06:40
Wow. We all need lives here. Where can you get one?
M3rcenaries
26-01-2006, 06:42
Wow. We all need lives here. Where can you get one?
I hear they are hard to come by these days.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
26-01-2006, 06:45
Wow. We all need lives here. Where can you get one?
I prefer to take lives, buying is ever so common.
Straughn
26-01-2006, 06:57
Had a girlfriend, we started going out. Then she stopped talking too me. Anytime we hung out it was great, except if other people were around, then she was sort of sketchy-ish. Maybe embarrassed or just nervous, never could tell. Ostensibly we were going out for about a year, we went on a total of 3 dates I think, including the one I broke up with her. I guess that makes me the asshole by default. I don't think she likes me much. I never had a problem being her friend, we were great friends. Then we dated and stopped talking. Sad really.

*Edit* Another girlfriend used me to get her boyfriend (ex??) jealous. I was aware. I didn't end it because it made her feel really guilty to "take advantage of my friendship." I let it continue to make her feel guilty, that was fun. For that I am a bastard, but at least I admit it.
Four posts!! WooT!
Straughn
26-01-2006, 06:59
Wow. We all need lives here. Where can you get one?
$.
Or humility and/or patience and/or inquisitiveness.
So whatcha got more of ?
Fass
26-01-2006, 07:17
Umm yeah, coz he is the only gay guy here :rolleyes:

No to worry, I won't be around for much longer, then you'll have the place all for yourself.
Straughn
26-01-2006, 07:22
No to worry, I won't be around for much longer, then you'll have the place all for yourself.
What's all this, then, Amen?
:confused:

Are you leaving us for ... for ... ANOTHER forum? :eek:


BTW - is that Tom Jones singing the theme song to Thunderball?
I wonder if he got panties thrown up on stage at him for singing that one.
Rotovia-
26-01-2006, 07:25
Who's John Galt...?
Stone Bridges
26-01-2006, 07:46
My last gf was back when I was a senior in High School. So that was during the 2001-2002 school year. Everything started out ok, we went on a few date. She then started becoming more controlling. She would ask for money and not repay me, have her cousin call me and put me through test. She had a cousin that dressed slutty and basically was a slut. I mean every friday night we would end up at her cousin's house (She was living with her aunt and uncle), and her cousin would always come home with a diffrent guy. Anyways, one of her test had me answear question about this cousin. Well my policy is always be honest. Ahhh boy did that get me into trouble. Anyways, she was manipulative, controlling, always taking my money and never repaying me. Then everything just went to hell. In the spring semester I had to go to California for ear reconstruction surgery. Now I didn't have any of my friends "watch" her, because I don't think that's right. I mean I could've, I have enough friends to start my own CIA. Anyways I was out of the state, and on the other side of the country for two weeks. When I got back, my long time best friend pulled me aside and told me that she went out with this Blimpie Guy (A subway sandwich shop), and that he intercepted a note which said "I don't know how I'm going to be able to control myself when (my name) leaves. That guy at Blimpie is hot. Wow... I was speechless. However the final nail in the coffin was the senior prom. I have spent on the prom, $100 for her dress $40 for two tickets $60 for dress shoes and $20 for a rental tux. Well, what does she do? Backs out at the last minute! That's right ladies and gentlemen, a week before the prom, and AFTER I spent the money she decides to back out. So I went to the prom alone. However, I didn't walk away empty handed. My brother and I rushed into her house, went into her closet, siezed the dress and I sold it on Ebay for about $90. It was funny hearing her cussing at us and shaking her fist. Me and him just laughed.

Also, a year later, when it was time for her senior prom. THE SAME THING THAT SHE DID TO ME, HAPPENED TO HER! Oh man when she called me up to tell me about this. I just DIED laughing. That was the last time I spoke to her.

I've been single ever since.
Rotovia-
26-01-2006, 07:55
My last gf was back when I was a senior in High School. So that was during the 2001-2002 school year. Everything started out ok, we went on a few date. She then started becoming more controlling. She would ask for money and not repay me, have her cousin call me and put me through test. She had a cousin that dressed slutty and basically was a slut. I mean every friday night we would end up at her cousin's house (She was living with her aunt and uncle), and her cousin would always come home with a diffrent guy. Anyways, one of her test had me answear question about this cousin. Well my policy is always be honest. Ahhh boy did that get me into trouble. Anyways, she was manipulative, controlling, always taking my money and never repaying me. Then everything just went to hell. In the spring semester I had to go to California for ear reconstruction surgery. Now I didn't have any of my friends "watch" her, because I don't think that's right. I mean I could've, I have enough friends to start my own CIA. Anyways I was out of the state, and on the other side of the country for two weeks. When I got back, my long time best friend pulled me aside and told me that she went out with this Blimpie Guy (A subway sandwich shop), and that he intercepted a note which said "I don't know how I'm going to be able to control myself when (my name) leaves. That guy at Blimpie is hot. Wow... I was speechless. However the final nail in the coffin was the senior prom. I have spent on the prom, $100 for her dress $40 for two tickets $60 for dress shoes and $20 for a rental tux. Well, what does she do? Backs out at the last minute! That's right ladies and gentlemen, a week before the prom, and AFTER I spent the money she decides to back out. So I went to the prom alone. However, I didn't walk away empty handed. My brother and I rushed into her house, went into her closet, siezed the dress and I sold it on Ebay for about $90. It was funny hearing her cussing at us and shaking her fist. Me and him just laughed.

Also, a year later, when it was time for her senior prom. THE SAME THING THAT SHE DID TO ME, HAPPENED TO HER! Oh man when she called me up to tell me about this. I just DIED laughing. That was the last time I spoke to her.

I've been single ever since.Here's my advice. For my Senior Formal (prom) I went with my ex-girlfrend -who I already commited to- and another girl -with really nice tits.

That was the best night of high school.
Stone Bridges
26-01-2006, 07:57
Here's my advice. For my Senior Formal (prom) I went with my ex-girlfrend -who I already commited to- and another girl -with really nice tits.

That was the best night of high school.

Eh, I went alone, stayed for about an hour or two, and then left. I then went to the airport and just watch planes land and take off. That was a sucky night for me. Ah well, at least Karma kicked her ass a year later.
Rotovia-
26-01-2006, 08:01
Eh, I went alone, stayed for about an hour or two, and then left. I then went to the airport and just watch planes land and take off. That was a sucky night for me. Ah well, at least Karma kicked her ass a year later.
Mine was a sucky night to. But the good kind...
Stone Bridges
26-01-2006, 08:02
Mine was a sucky night to. But the good kind...

3some?
Rotovia-
26-01-2006, 08:06
3some?
Yup.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
26-01-2006, 23:21
Psyco Ex-girlfriend was just totally insane. It was a long distance relationship and when she came over, she would insist that I sleep in the next room, with the doors shut and locked, and that she had her own roll of toilet paper in case I acidently get her pregnant from her using the same roll as me. She also would go into a panic if she was a day late thinking that she was pregant, even though we had never had any sexual contact.

I think the best was after we broke up and she found another boyfriend, she called me in a panic to say she was 3 days late and was convinced she HAD to be pregnant. I asked her if they had sex, no they had. I asked her why she felt she was pregant then. Her reply, "We were hugging really close and I felt something down there"

Turns out this was when they were both fully clothed, in jeans. :rolleyes:

:D *wipes tears from eyes* Aaaah, fucking brilliant.

Oh, and I have nothing to contribute to this thread, nothing.
Europa Maxima
27-01-2006, 01:19
No to worry, I won't be around for much longer, then you'll have the place all for yourself.
How come? :confused: It would be a shame if you left.