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Some strange hormonal thing, perhaps. Why else would he have this chip on his shoulder about nations that are led by men with beards?

Some strange hormonal thing, perhaps. Why else would he have this chip on his shoulder about nations that are led by men with beards?
He doesn't seem to have a problem with Saudi Arabia, so I guess your theory is wrong.

He doesn't seem to have a problem with Saudi Arabia, so I guess your theory is wrong.

But, they do supply us with oil. :p

But, they do supply us with oil. :p
They supply us with hatefull theology and terrorism too. You can't have a war on terror without someone to bring the terrorism. It's like a superbowl party without any chips.

More like a Superbowl party without beer.

More like a Superbowl party without beer.
No, that's a bad analogy for this. A superbowl party without beer is much worse. It's analogous to the end of the world.

No, that's a bad analogy for this. A superbowl party without beer is much worse. It's analogous to the end of the world.

Nah, that'd be a Super Bowl party with milk and beer. You don't want any of that "action".

He doesn't seem to have a problem with Saudi Arabia, so I guess your theory is wrong.
Condolezee Rice is dealing with the Saudis so that Bush doesn't have to see their beards, though.

Condolezee Rice is dealing with the Saudis so that Bush doesn't have to see their beards, though.
Come on, they're friends of the Bush family. They're becomming as close to the house of Bush as they became to the Wahab family a few hundred years ago. You know that they occasionally show up for weddings and other family gatherings. W gets to see Saudi beards on a regular basis I'm betting.

Heres a secret... *The saudis all have fake beards on*

Nah, that'd be a Super Bowl party with milk and beer. You don't want any of that "action".
Fuck. That would infact be quite nasty.

"Whenever you find two groups of people that hate eachother, they almost always wear different kinds of hats. Pay attention to that, it might be important." -George Carlin.

Gotta be the hats. *nod*

But, they do supply us with oil. :p
And he does walk around holding hands with the princes on the White House lawn and a few other places.
The trick here is getting the Michael Jackson angle.

Some strange hormonal thing, perhaps. Why else would he have this chip on his shoulder about nations that are led by men with beards?
I think the drinking and coke-snorting coupled with a barrage of infantile decisions have left him stunted in the areas of physiology (sans height), psychology, judgment, culpability, and emotion.
But otherwise, maybe there's just not enough of the right hormone, like you'd said.

I think the real issue is that bush knows that some certain middle eastern leaders( coincidentally with beards) have bigger...weapons of mass destruction...and that gives him a national insecurity mindset...And thats why we don't care to much about the asians...we all know their wmds aren't that big...but the middle easterners....now thats a diff story:p

I think the real issue is that bush knows that some certain middle eastern leaders( coincidentally with beards) have bigger...weapons of mass destruction...and that gives him a national insecurity mindset...And thats why we don't care to much about the asians...we all know their wmds aren't that big...but the middle easterners....now thats a diff story:p
So you're inferring some strange type of MassDestructionPenisEnvy? One where the assumption is that the asians have smaller ones? Hmmm.
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So you're inferring some strange type of MassDestructionPenisEnvy? One where the assumption is that the asians have smaller ones? Hmmm.
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I do believe so :)

He can grow facial hair, and body hair. he can because he is in fact a monkey,a well trained monkey, but a monkey none the less. The truth is he has a special team come in everymorning to shave it off. It helps makes him more human.

He can grow facial hair, and body hair. he can because he is in fact a monkey,a well trained monkey, but a monkey none the less. The truth is he has a special team come in everymorning to shave it off. It helps makes him more human.
I guess when you're THAT rich you can afford such interesting subterfuge.
I never really could reconcile that issue - the whole
http://www.smirkingchimp.com
in looks and behaviour thing ... YET without the telltale hair.
Perhaps you're onto something.