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Have you ever seen those posters that say "When you ride along, you ride with Hitler"? Well make your own version.

http://school.discovery.com/lessonplans/images/activities/wartimeposters/ridealone.jpg

I loved that one poster. I used it for so many projects...

When you fart you smell like Hitler :confused:

But when you eat commerical eggs they're already checked and checked again to prove that they haven't any fetusseeessssssss gah!

And cows are bred so that they always produce milk! If they didn't get milked they would be very full of milk and be extremely uncomfortable! It isn't stealing, goddamnit!

Sorry, had to get that out somehow.




When you support emo music, you support really, really bad hair.

Have you ever seen those posters that say "When you ride along, you ride with Hitler"? Well make your own version.

http://school.discovery.com/lessonplans/images/activities/wartimeposters/ridealone.jpg

Yeah, we've seen them before because it's like infamous propaganda used in obviously, World War II.

Duh. :D

When you support public schools, you support stupid posters like that one.

When you eat bread, you're eating grass fetuses, and supporting the murder of yeast.

When you support public schools, you support stupid posters like that one.
If you think this is stupid, then read my other threads. You'll kill yourself after just one.

I think eggs are actually closer to chicken periods - being unfertilized - than fetuses.

When you touch yourself, the Saints cry.

When you touch yourself, the Saints cry.
Then they're crying like bitches right now. :D

When you support large breasts, you support trouser tents :p

I always liked this particular ditty on the part of the Nazis.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/Fiddlebottoms/Ja.jpg
It makes me feel all warm inside.

When you vote Bloc Québécois you vote for Union pour un Mouvement Populaire and Union pour la Majorité Présidentielle.

Aside from all the hate, Nazis weren't that bad of a political party.

Aside from all the hate, Nazis weren't that bad of a political party.
And I understand that, aside from all the bathing in the blood of virgin girls, Elizabeth Bathory could throw one Hell of a party.

But, meh, the reason I like that picture is that one can spend hours trying to figure out what, exactly, does der Führer agree with? Or is he just so goddamn pleased to still be in public decades after he snuffed himself, that he is willing to agree with anything?

Every time someone spells it "foetus" or "fœtus", God kills a puppy.

Everytime you drink alcohol, you drink the piss of millions of microscopic creatures, you sick bastard.

I always found it hilarious when someone would tell me that buying pot was supporting terrorism. I always respond "No, the government taking away our ability to grow it ourselves is!"

Here's a nice diddy - When you have anal sex, your stopping an abortion!

When you don't like me, you suck. :)

When you don't like me, you suck. :)
Goes both ways. "When you suck, it means you must like me!" ;)

Goes both ways. "When you suck, it means you must like me!" ;)
*applauds*

When you are eating honey, you are eating bee vomit

I mean, really, think about it: how do bees make honey? They go out, collect pollen, eat it, digest it, and throw it back up.

When you are eating honey, you are eating bee vomit

I mean, really, think about it: how do bees make honey? They go out, collect pollen, eat it, digest it, and throw it back up.
not pollen, nectar.

not pollen, nectar.

Ok, nectar. It's still bee vomit.

Those little black flaky bits on the organic mushrooms really is shit.

When you make a "when you..." poster, you inspire a thread on a forum.

With the exception of fruit, everything you eat is killing something. We live by eating dead bodies.

Every time someone spells it "foetus" or "fœtus", God kills a puppy.

foetus
foetus
foetus
foetus
foetus
foetus


(Did I ever mention that I HATE puppies?)

I always liked this particular ditty on the part of the Nazis.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/Fiddlebottoms/Ja.jpg
It makes me feel all warm inside.

Whenever Fascists pose, I can't help but think "Fashism". I'am resisting the urge to photoshop that...

When you touch yourself, the Saints cry.

...sobs...

Christ, I thought I had clinical depression....

But when you eat commerical eggs they're already checked and checked again to prove that they haven't any fetusseeessssssss gah!
People call a several weeks-old cell-cluster a human being, I can call an egg a fetus.

And cows are bred so that they always produce milk!
Wrong, IIRC. I remember my biology teacher telling us that they (have to) impregnate [correct word for animals?] cows every then and again in order for them to produce milk.

When you ride alone, you get better gas mileage and can put on whatever the hell music you want.

When you ride alone, you don't have to wear pants.

And no one complains when you fart.

And no one complains when you fart.
Unless you let a fetus fart.
Because that requires you complain to yourself like this:
"[your name here], that fetus fart is nasty!"

Worse than beans, Thai, and kraut all thrown together!

"When you buy modern country music, you support inbreeding!"

I think eggs are actually closer to chicken periods - being unfertilized - than fetuses.

I was about to say that.

Eggs are chicken periods.

Kind of like this?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/dr_dan2/communism.jpg

I'm kind of surprised we got to the third page and no-one posted it yet.

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8357/forgery0tn.jpg

lovely pic

You talking to me? I have no idea who originally made that picture as if you GIS it it appears from about 50 different sources so i couldnt credit it.

You talking to me? I have no idea who originally made that picture as if you GIS it it appears from about 50 different sources so i couldnt credit it.
anyway, it's plagerism, not forgery.:rolleyes:

You talking to me? I have no idea who originally made that picture as if you GIS it it appears from about 50 different sources so i couldnt credit it.
It wasn't at anyone i was just looking for somewher to place it.
I didn't make the pic either.

forgery is faking someone elses signature. :p

It wasn't at anyone i was just looking for somewher to place it.
I didn't make the pic either.

Ah, I didnt get that because you're pic didnt seem like it had anything to do with the thread topic. Nevermind.

I was about to say that.

Eggs are chicken periods.


Bleugh... I was more comfortable thinking it might have been a fetus.

Bleugh... I was more comfortable thinking it might have been a fetus.

You'll never look at eggs the same way again. :D

You'll never look at eggs the same way again. :D

Look on the bright side: at least eggs don't have little strings hanging out of them.:D

Look on the bright side: at least eggs don't have little strings hanging out of them.:D

*puts down spoon*
*pushes away chicken period*

*puts down spoon*
*pushes away chicken period*

Breakfast time here, I'm thinking of a nice big plate of chicken periods. :D

Most eggs are fertilized because it stimulates the hen to continue laying eggs instead of going into molt. A molt is a time where the hen quits laying and usually sheds feathers and grows new ones. A hen lays one egg per day, a little over 300 per year. If you look carefully, and the yolk lands in the pan with the fertilized side up there will be a small white string. That's the semen. Eggs remain fertile for some time before they need to stimulated into developing into a chick. The stimulation is proper heat level. Some birds begin the process with the first egg, Then chicks are born one at a time and the older will survive, the younger will probably die. Others (including chickens) wait until they have a nest of eggs. Then all the chicks are born at the same time. (21 days in the case of chickens)

Happy eating.

only if fertilised

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/9/O/osama_billmaher.jpg

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle588.jpg

Just wanted to post this pic again.

When you eat an egg, you're eating a fetus.

Then thats some tasty fetus. :D

my girlfriend calls eggs "chicken abortions"

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle588.jpg

Just wanted to post this pic again.
Hippies make baby Hitler cry? :confused:

Then thats some tasty fetus. :D

my girlfriend calls eggs "chicken abortions"
It's more like chicken menstruation... :eek:

It's more like chicken menstruation... :eek:

Do chickens menstruate?

No wonder my eggs are all runny. :\

Do chickens menstruate?

No wonder my eggs are all runny. :\


chunky sometimes too. it's the baby chunks.

Mmmm Chicken stem cells. I feel healthier already.

BTW, 7000th post! Never got this far without being deleted.

Mmmm Chicken stem cells. I feel healthier already.

BTW, 7000th post! Never got this far without being deleted.
Celebratory posts make the mods be Hitler

Mmmm Chicken stem cells. I feel healthier already.

BTW, 7000th post! Never got this far without being deleted.


and never a more fashionable way to get your 7K then by talk about chicken stem cells. :)


congrats

and never a more fashionable way to get your 7K then by talk about chicken stem cells. :)


congrats
Hey, what can I say? I'm a classy guy.

Hey, what can I say? I'm a classy guy.
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5539/motivator420c85805761e401851e9.jpg

People call a several weeks-old cell-cluster a human being, I can call an egg a fetus.



That is the most inane logic I have heard this month...

WTF? :confused:


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that was a great thread. did it die?

that was a great thread. did it die?
Probably just fell off the first page.... you can look for it if you want, but I'm gonna have dinner in a little while

Everytime you tune into conservative talk radio, God sends Christ to Hell for another three days.

When you touch yourself, the Saints cry.
I always thought he killed the kittens! :eek:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/RideAlone.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/AutoBahn.jpg

The changed left original makes a nice combination with the right Autobahnen poster from before the war.

(I'll definitely refrain from going anywhere near Hitler and chipping in gas money when car-pooling... :eek: )

Whenever Fascists pose, I can't help but think "Fashism". I'am resisting the urge to photoshop that...
You should, I think Hitler would enjoy the added Street Cred.
Wouldn't you Hitler?
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/Fiddlebottoms/NS%20Comments/Jasmall.jpg

See? He'd love it.

Hehehe. You got the Führer agreeing to you.

Strange thing though: The pic on the right is unedited and yet in English...