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Recently, I saw a preview of a film from 1973, called "The Godmonster of Indian Flats", on a two hour preview disc made by Something Weird Video.
What I saw, was short clips of the worst monster in a monster movie, Ive ever seen.

"I MUST own this film", I says.

So, yesterday, it arrived in the mail.

TRhe only review I read about it, claimed that this film was as bad as anything Ed Wood ever did.

Not true.

However, This is truly a stinker of a film, but fortunately, one so bad, its hilarious.

The "Godmonster" looks like TV's Alf, and Snuffleluffagus had a retarded love child, and it learned to occasionally belch out orange gas.
Theres two plots that run independantly of each other, until the end, where they are tied together, in a chaotic, and confusing ending.

The monster is created, when a sheepherder, in a historic Nevada town, is baboozled out of his money by cheap floozies, and returns, drunken, broke, and dejected...to his sheep.

Theres a confusing love scene...wherein the sheep-buggerer in question has a vision of the godmonsters birth, probably brought on by the strange toxic gases escaping out of the ground, nearby.

The "Godmonster", is born minutes later.

If you love cheesy films...check this out.
Its worth it for the special features alone.

The full feature length movie.

Two government service announcement movies from the 50's, one about rat control, with a lot of actual rat killing, and one about fly control, that solves its issue, by spraying toxic pesticides EVERWHERE.

An "oddball" clip, of a musical number made by E. Kerrigan Prescott, called "You cant fart around with Love"
THIS was worth the price I paid for the movie alone.

Another "oddball" short movie called "The Geek".
When a group of hippies goes on an nature hike, they encounter a sasquatch, who is a guy in a VERY bad suit, that has no crotch, so his doodler hangs out....well..they learn about sex life of the sasquatch, wich turns out to be "raping" the female hippy camper...although its the most willing rape you've ever seen.

and finally...

A TRUE contender for Ed Woods title, called "Passion in the Sun".
Its plot is thin, and hard to follow, so suffice it to say a "rubinesque" stripper is kidnapped for no apparent reason, and finds herself with a briefcase of money...we assume...while her clothes are taken away, or randomly discarded.

Apparently, this woman, (Josette Valague) is inable to resist frequently shedding her clothes, and frolicking, even while being persued.

Did I mention an escsaped carnival geek?
He shows up, and starts chasing her too....
Also, interspaced in the movie, are 60's strippers, who appear on a stage, whenever the plot gets REALLY thin....wich it does, with regularity.

THIS film made "Godmonster", look like Lord of the Rings, or Citizen Kane, by comparison.
THIS movie, is nearly as bad as anything Ed Wood ever did.

Want to see one of the worst films ever made....check out "Passion in the Sun"., 1964.

Phewee!

*Takes notes*

Rented one... called The BOUNTY HUNTRESS.

It did answer a couple of nagging questions.

"What happens with you get a porno film and remove all the sex scenes?"
"Are Prono films staring Actors/actresses that F@#k, or F@#kers who Act?"

and yes, the film was longer than 20 minutes...

*Takes notes*

Rented one... called The BOUNTY HUNTRESS.

It did answer a couple of nagging questions.

"What happens with you get a porno film and remove all the sex scenes?"
"Are Prono films staring Actors/actresses that F@#k, or F@#kers who Act?"

and yes, the film was longer than 20 minutes...


Ah yes, the "Nudie-drive in films."

Lots of these made in the 60's and 70's, scant acting talent, and hairy women generally shaking thier stuff for a couple of hours, and maybe a monster.

Some of these are among the worst films ever to be screened.
In fact, the film I tout so often "Orgy of the Dead" by Ed Wood, is one such picture.

If ya got a cheesebone...check em out!

Anyone else got some classic golden turds to share?

Ah yes, the "Nudie-drive in films."

Lots of these made in the 60's and 70's, scant acting talent, and hairy women generally shaking thier stuff for a couple of hours, and maybe a monster.

Some of these are among the worst films ever to be screened.
In fact, the film I tout so often "Orgy of the Dead" by Ed Wood, is one such picture.

If ya got a cheesebone...check em out!

Anyone else got some classic golden turds to share?except this really was a Porno film with the sex edited out. the scene would start with the typical kissing and stripping then *snip* they're in bed with cigs and talking about whatever the plot was about... and not the 60's/70's stuff but 90's and later.

except this really was a Porno film with the sex edited out. the scene would start with the typical kissing and stripping then *snip* they're in bed with cigs and talking about whatever the plot was about... and not the 60's/70's stuff but 90's and later.


Wow.

That is bad.