NationStates Jolt Archive

The object of this thread is to say it with a Bible verse. If you want to post in this thread you must use a Bible verse. My commentary follows beneath these Bible verses from


Proverbs

10:13. In the lips of him that hath understanding wisdom is found: but a rod is for the back of him that is void of understanding.

13:24. He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

22:15. Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

23:13. Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

26:3. A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.

29:15. The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame.

20:30. The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

Ok I think we can gain this sacred insight from the Bible. In order to properly raise a child we she beat him many times with a rod and leave wounds and stripes. Hitting people with a rod makes them smarter.

Now it's your turn. I'll post a new one nightly if I have to kinda my own eternal bump.

I'll be right...

Barry 16:23 : 'Then Jesus said unto Moses.. "takes one to know one"'

Reagen 11:22 Mr Gorbachev, teareth down thy wall.

Gorbachev 33:44 Okayeth

Barry 16:23 : 'Then Jesus said unto Moses.. "takes one to know one"'


LOL...

Mercilessly spam thy enemies,
with bullets of apathy,
so that confusion is sewed in your footsteps,
and their meaning lost.

Such is they way of the ronin.

- The Book of Astranged Chinese-Ninja Warriors: 3: 7-13

Genesis 2

21. And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
22. And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
23. And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
24. Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

Here is a little oddity. It seems surgery was something known to the people who wrote this. Also what happened when Adam woke up? Did he immediately count his ribs? Had he had this habit before the operation? Did he start this habit after words? Who was there to write all this stuff down as it happened? What is this one flesh crap?



1. Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
2. And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
3. But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
4. And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
5. For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
6. And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
7. And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
8. And they heard the voice of the Lord God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the Lord God amongst the trees of the garden.
9. And the Lord God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?
10. And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.
11. And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?
12. And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.
13. And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.
14. And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
15. And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
16. Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
17. And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
18. Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;
19. In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
20. And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.
21. Unto Adam also and to his wife did the Lord God make coats of skins, and clothed them.
22. And the Lord God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
23. Therefore the Lord God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.
24.So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.

I know it's long but there are several things to learn here.

1.You shouldn't trust talking snakes.
2.You shouldn't trust God. As you can see they ate of the tree and didn't immediately die. You will notice also that in the garden was the tree of life that granted immortality. Adam and Eve would have needed to have eaten it in order to live for ever so there was no special death curse they received when they ate of the forbidden tree.
3.Now we know why snakes slither on their belly. One of them pissed a god off.
4.Adam and Eve screwed nudism
5.Snakes eat dust.
6.The reason snakes bite people and why people step on the heads of snakes is because God made people and snakes hate each other.
7.God made men the ruler over their wives
8.God made it hurt to give birth not just for Eve but for every women that followed. Because God is into punishing people who did no crime.
9.God turned people into farmers and not hunter gatherers as they used to be and God made farm work sorrowful
10.Bread making was introduced by God as well.
11.This is where we get the saying dust to dust.
12.Man nearly became a God in the Garden of Eden all Adam needed to do was eat of the tree of immortality and mankind would have been set.
13.Some where on earth is a magical flaming sword made by God.

I'd rather call this a spam game.

I call it a simple read and weap your stupid book sucks game.

All I need to do is show Bible verses and any one intelligent enough to read them will know that the book is just a fairy tale book.

2 Timothy 4

4. And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.

I call it a simple read and weap your stupid book sucks game.
oh. so you're trolling then.... nice. :rolleyes:

Oh ok I give up.

Your right I'm trolling

Oh ok I give up.

Your right I'm trolling

Proverbs 1:
20 Wisdom calls aloud in the street,
she raises her voice in the public squares;

21 at the head of the noisy streets she cries out,
in the gateways of the city she makes her speech:

22 "How long will you simple ones love your simple ways?
How long will mockers delight in mockery
and fools hate knowledge?

23 If you had responded to my rebuke,
I would have poured out my heart to you
and made my thoughts known to you.

24 But since you rejected me when I called
and no one gave heed when I stretched out my hand,

25 since you ignored all my advice
and would not accept my rebuke,

26 I in turn will laugh at your disaster;
I will mock when calamity overtakes you-

27 when calamity overtakes you like a storm,
when disaster sweeps over you like a whirlwind,
when distress and trouble overwhelm you.

28 "Then they will call to me but I will not answer;
they will look for me but will not find me.

29 Since they hated knowledge
and did not choose to fear the LORD,

30 since they would not accept my advice
and spurned my rebuke,

31 they will eat the fruit of their ways
and be filled with the fruit of their schemes.

32 For the waywardness of the simple will kill them,
and the complacency of fools will destroy them;

33 but whoever listens to me will live in safety
and be at ease, without fear of harm."

Wisdom is a chick! :)

Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass.