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Does anyone actually find Carrot Top funny? I don't. I think he's actually pretty annoying.

I would find him funny if he got kicked in the balls by a horse. But other than that....no.

I would find him funny if he got kicked in the balls by a horse. But other than that....no.

LOL! That would be funny!

He's one of those comedians that's not funny, but thinks he is, so it's laughable that he thinks he's funny.

Yeah, I don't really go for that sort of humor either.

I like carrot top. I like him enough to make my liking pale in comparison to how much Bush likes pro-choice advocates.

I would find him funny if he got kicked in the balls by a horse. But other than that....no.
lmao.

HEs funny when he is parodied in shows...
Like the ginger episode of south park

Does anyone actually find Carrot Top funny? I don't. I think he's actually pretty annoying.
I've only seen him on Sout Park(I think) and one of those Collect call adds.:p

I think Carrot Top needs to have a violent run-in with Gallagher's Sledge-O-Matic.

Does anyone actually find Carrot Top funny? I don't. I think he's actually pretty annoying.

Hell no... he has no talent whatsoever and is so damn annoying.

Anyone ever seen that movie where he inherits a relative's huge company? (sort of like Longfellow Deeds)

He was doomed from the start. He relied too much on props. One can never find enough props to keep your material fresh. And each joke only works once.

The Monica Seles tennis racket with the rear-view mirror cracked me up though. And the Martina Navritilova tennis racket with two heads...so it can swing both ways.

To make it on the long-term in comedy, you have to keep evolving.

Unless you're Gallagher. People never tire of exploding produce. :)

He was doomed from the start. He relied too much on props. One can never find enough props to keep your material fresh. And each joke only works once.

The Monica Seles tennis racket with the rear-view mirror cracked me up though. And the Martina Navritilova tennis racket with two heads...so it can swing both ways.

To make it on the long-term in comedy, you have to keep evolving.

Unless you're Gallagher. People never tire of exploding produce. :)
Watermelons have a purpose you know...

Watermelons have a purpose you know...

Course they do, anything can be shot or hit with a wooden hammer...

Course they do, anything can be shot or hit with a wooden hammer...
what about steel mallets... cold, sleek and not so effiecent.

It takes talent and imagination to be funny as a prop comic, and Carrot Top has niether. IMO Bill Hicks is among the top 5 of funniest people who ever died, though now that Richard Pryor has finally kicked it that will be a contentious distinction indeed.

I'd like to beat Carrot Top with a tennis raquet untill he had detached retinas. Now THAT would be funny.

Watermelons have a purpose you know...


Yes, they have a sinister purpose.

Watermelons seek global domination through terrorism at the produce store.
Every year, thousands, maybe hundreds, of people are injured in melon-ralted "accidents".
The government is attempting to cover this up.

Thankfully, R. Lee Ermey is on the job.
Why every week you can see him fighting "The Enemy", in normally succsessful missions of brave, and educational natures.

God Bless you, Gunny!

Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
-R. Lee Ermey

Hehehe Carrot Top is so funny I love his material.
:sniper:

Does anyone actually find Carrot Top funny? I don't. I think he's actually pretty annoying.
That man has never been funny.
Its like paying to be annoyed.
I've only seen him on TV while I've fumbled for the remote.