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(Plz dont include sex)
Mine is to win the Men's NCAA basketball tournament (playing for either Duke or Oklahoma with a stepback fadeaway three at the buzzer to beat Texas. That would be awesome

Having sex.

Not includng sex.

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Does that include potential sources of orgasm, or just consentual relations with another living human being?

I ask merely to avoid confusion for my fellow posters.

*shifts uncomfortably*

Be the center for the Carolina Panthers and help them win the Super Bowl!

Not includng sex.

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Does that include potential sources of orgasm, or just consentual relations with another living human being?

I ask merely to avoid confusion for my fellow posters.

*shifts uncomfortably*

Woah.

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Woah.

http://www.clifford.at/funpic/bluescreen.jpg

*presses any key* :)

I dream of becoming the Anti-Christ and crushing the world in my iron fist. Trust me, Revelations hasn't got shit on what I've got planned.
And then, after overthrowing all that is good and holy in the world and instituting my reign of terror for a 1,000 years, then I will have sex.

To suddenly find out I am the heir to an incredible fortune that will put me into the top ten richest people on earth- the celebrity, the TV appearances, the supermodels and actresses who will fight each other to get naked with me and... oh, nevermind.

I'm easy....winning the Mega Millions Lottery

Somehow finding myself in possession of wealth beyond the dreams of avarice.

Which one's the any key?

Damn, that was a lot of replies in about ten seconds.

Mine I find very simple. To have a novel published and then have a complete stranger come up to me on the street and say "I hated/loved your book."

While having sex I would slowly.... oh, not involving sex? Make the question difficult.

Finding 1 million dollars under my pillow.

I hope to one day have sex. That's all I want. Please?
Why can't I ever get what I want? :(

Mine I find very simple. To have a novel published and then have a complete stranger come up to me on the street and say "I hated/loved your book."

Apparently, you never read 'Misery'. :p

*presses any key* :)Hehe. Wouldn't you just start pressing EVERY key you could? :D

I can't give you all the details but it involves nanobots, A.I. and capturing the human soul in a machine.


shhhhhhhhh

Hehe. Wouldn't you just start pressing EVERY key you could? :D

Depends how the system responds. If necessary, yes. I will press other keys. Repeatedly if necessary. I'll even insert my program into the disk drive if it'll help. *nod*

But I'm still waiting for clarification so I can think about my wildest fantasy.

I need to give it some thought.

To be really, truly happy.

To be really, truly happy.
By that you must mean sex with me, correct?

I can't give you all the details but it involves nanobots, A.I. and capturing the human soul in a machine.


shhhhhhhhh


i am sorely disappointed in you .....

By that you must mean sex with me, correct?
Clearly :p

i am sorely disappointed in you .....

Yeah I'm given a perfect opening and I ruin it! But that was just too easy and besides, if I did give the details of my wildest sexual fantasy I would be banned.

Yeah I'm given a perfect opening and I ruin it! But that was just too easy and besides, if I did give the details of my wildest sexual fantasy I would be banned.


true enough.

My wildest fantasy is that New-Lexington would stop making these types of threads. ;)

I want ban religion, and then do something with the virgin mary, mmmm virgins

As Calvin once pointed out, it's better to have money, because with that, you can buy power and women. Therefore, I am tempted to say that I'd like to find out that Oprah Winfrey leaves all her money to me.

However, what I would really like is a burrito right now. Because as Hobbes pointed out, it's easy to fulfill that wish.

Clearly :p
As I suspected, no Woman/Man/Animal/Microbe/Other can resist me!

Wildest fantasy that doesn't involve sex? Getting dressed up in a Godzilla costume, rampaging through a scale model of Tokyo and having it filmed for posterity.:D

As I suspected, no Woman/Man/Animal/Microbe/Other can resist me!
Your suspicions are confirmed ;)

Your suspicions are confirmed ;)

Just wondering, which one are you?

Scoring a goal in the Stanley Cup finals.

Just wondering, which one are you?
Now that would be telling :)

Should it be a remotely possible wild fantasy?
Or can I just go with conquering the world, shapeshifting, dreamwalking (i.e. have the ability to enter and control other peoples dreams (just imagine the secrets one could learn, and I could give certain obnoxious people a few more nightmares) ), flying (without a plane or other construct) etc?

a frequent fantasy of mine is to be interviewed, sometimes even on a tv chat show, about 'my latest novel' like i'm some brilliant, best-selling writer. haha nieve i know... if only i could write :(

and then i tend to wake up from the daydream and everything around me is the same as it always is, and the same pressures are on, the same people are about (or not about), and its just the same as yesterday and nothing like my dreams. and then i get depressed.... so i try to not daydream about stuff like that anymore.

Wildest fantasy? Without sex? What would make it wild, then???

1. A threesome with 2 girls from NS
2. A role in "the Hobbit" (if someone will make a movie from the book ) maybe Thorin or Bilbo
3. Climbing the Alp d´Huez with a bike
4. A foursome with 3 girls from NS

Wildest fantasy? Without sex? What would make it wild, then???Polar bears?

Polar bears?

A wild fantasy about polar bears???


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No, doesn't work for me. ;)

A wild fantasy about polar bears???


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No, doesn't work for me. ;)

I think he means : Sex on the fur of a polar bear in front of a fireplace

I just want three things

1. A bank account that never runs out, so long as all expenses are travel related.

2. A passport/ID that lets me into anywhere at any time...AND grants me diplomatic immunity.

3. A comfy backpack.

I then leave this forsaken tundra, and travel the world. Odds are, I won't stop.

:)

I simply want to be invisible. then I would travel around the world no need for passports etc. and of course getting on planes ships etc. without paying. staying in the best hotel rooms or in rich people's houses, (:D :D even in Buckingham Palace) eating whatever I want. and watching celebrities taking bath... opportunities are unlimited.
holiday holiday holiday...:D

I want to be able to slow down time! It would be so cool if you could stretch out the first five minutes of the day until each minute lasts an hour, then you could just lay in bed until you want to get up rather than having to listen to your alarm clock. It could also have other uses like saving the world or sneaking past customs for that free holiday mentioned earlier.

(I can't seem to get it to print out my signature. :mad: )

I want to be a human!

I want to be a human!Why in blazes would you want that?

Why in blazes would you want that?

Opposable thumbs

To actually have a fantasy that is intersting enough to post here.

to live where no one WANTS to tell everyone else how to do ANYthing, nor to beat each other over ther head. where dust beneath our hindpaws is held sacred. where there is lots of tecnology but all of it harmoniously compatable with nature's diversity and cycles of renewal.

to never have to worry about food, shelter, mobility, or even means of creative gratification.

where no one enters without being invited, nor takes anything from, where anyone is obviously living, but otherwise there are few fences and no locks or keep out signs

where there is no concept of poverty or wealth but the only prestige is earned by creating and shairing beauty

what would be really cool of course is lotts of little people sized trains winding through the trees and gardens going everywhere, and no pavement wider then a 'sidewalk'

and no chauvanism of any kind, but then i already said that in the first paragraph.

combustion never used to generate energy nor power transportation, as i've hopefully already implied something of the sort as well.

really that's about it. my fantasy isn't about me (other then being alive to live in it and enjoy doing so). it's about the kind of world i would, more then you could ever possibly begin to immagine, rather be living in.

=^^=
.../\...

Opposable thumbs

The experience is overrated... then again, a species that can roll its tongue can't be all bad.

The experience is overrated... then again, a species that can roll its tongue can't be all bad.

I just know that it's really hard to type with this beak.

I just know that it's really hard to type with this beak.

Have you tried hopping on the keyboard yet?

Have you tried hopping on the keyboard yet?

**tries that now**

uiorty;'#asd bnmioprty rtyghjASRTY FGHIOPIOPSDF

;)

I dream of becoming the Anti-Christ and crushing the world in my iron fist. Trust me, Revelations hasn't got shit on what I've got planned.
And then, after overthrowing all that is good and holy in the world and instituting my reign of terror for a 1,000 years, then I will have sex.

Silly Fiddlebottoms. There is only one anti-christ and you're one step behind.

**tries that now**

uiorty;'#asd bnmioprty rtyghjASRTY FGHIOPIOPSDF

;)

Ok, we're halfway there. Now, send that to Dan Brown, he'll make a book of it telling us all what you meant by that, and that you really are the guardian of that ancient, long-lost religious widom of the Holy Church of Herons, you'll both be rich and Discovery gets to make a few documentaries about how you're both wrong and this was actually just a bird on a keyboard which would-be intellectuals will watch to consequently post about them here.....
*draws deep breath

:D

Ok, we're halfway there. Now, send that to Dan Brown, he'll make a book of it telling us all what you meant by that, and that you really are the guardian of that ancient, long-lost religious widom of the Holy Church of Herons, you'll both be rich and Discovery gets to make a few documentaries about how you're both wrong and this was actually just a bird on a keyboard which would-be intellectuals will watch to consequently post about them here.....
*draws deep breath

:D

LMAO

:D

Having sex under a waterfall on a tropical island with my wife

Being the Emperor of China ...

hmmm... Finding the woman of my dreams and marrying her. then going to vegas for a honeymoon and winning the Megabucks when it's at 21+ Million Dollars.