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The South Islands and Neo Kervoskia present
An Old Gringo Production

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Where everybody know's your [screen]name.
And they're (occasionaly) glad you came.

General can be like Cheer's sometimes. Okay that was a lie. You and I both know it. You have to admit, even though we all fight, yell, and act like complete assgoblins, there is still a tiny amount of forum comradery. Let's all sit down and have a drink, and then get completely smashed and end up in jail for the rest of the night or day. Talk about good times, or the mostly annoying times where some poster makes ten goddamn threads about the same topic that had just appeared on the entire frontpage the previous day and you want to call him all sorts of name that would make even baby Hitler weep.

;)

Whatever happened to baby Hitler anyway?

*raises a tall one to that*

Whatever happened to baby Hitler anyway?
He died in the great Andorran War of Mercy decades ago.

Well, lets see how much drinking we can do before WWIII!

TSI, I challenge you to a drinking contest!

Alcohol is a crutch.

*trips* OW! I sprained my ankle! Quick, hand me some crutches! :D

Alcohol is a crutch.

*trips* OW! I sprained my ankle! Quick, hand me some crutches! :D
*hands LG a jello shot*

*hands LG a jello shot*
*shoots LG a jello hand*

...
Definitely feeling some effects.

*chugs pitcher*

*pops off the beer bottle cap with her belt buckle*

lets toast! to Grave N idle......*in John Wayne voice*....who never met a religious thread he didnt like!

To a long lost poster!

To Skapenroe!

To SPAM and to the Spam Forum, may we be relegated there with merciful speed!

*cheers*

lets go out with a bang ;)

shit I'm doing it again

I'll drink to that.

*sits down*

hey woody, a pint of... whatever the devil it is you people drink in here (yeah, i guess i'll be frasier.... woot for the spinoff show though! ;) :D)


if we're going to reminisce, i miss the old days when TIN, peechie, Tink and oksana were all regulars :(

*cheers*

lets go out with a bang ;)

shit I'm doing it again
Doing what?

I'm sure that LG could loan us some explosives for that purpose, and if he's being tight I think I know how to make black powder.

*sits down*

I'll take a lager. Anyone up for darts?

*cheers*

lets go out with a bang ;)

shit I'm doing it again




see....you just cant resist

Doing what?

I'm sure that LG could loan us some explosives for that purpose, and if he's being tight I think I know how to make black powder.



he means the other kind of "bang" ;)

*sits down*

I'll take a lager. Anyone up for darts?

Darts with neuklear weapons? Kool.

Doing what?

I'm sure that LG could loan us some explosives for that purpose, and if he's being tight I think I know how to make black powder.

I'm more of a thermite fan. Great for fusing dumpsters shut. :)

Experimenting with explosives cost me all my good G.I. Joe toys when I was younger. :(

The South Islands and Neo Kervoskia present
An Old Gringo Production

http://www.naturalbeefatbigsky.com/images/cow-head-pic1.gif

Where everybody know's your [screen]name.
And they're (occasionaly) glad you came.

General can be like Cheer's sometimes. Okay that was a lie. You and I both know it. You have to admit, even though we all fight, yell, and act like complete assgoblins, there is still a tiny amount of forum comradery. Let's all sit down and have a drink, and then get completely smashed and end up in jail for the rest of the night or day. Talk about good times, or the mostly annoying times where some poster makes ten goddamn threads about the same topic that had just appeared on the entire frontpage the previous day and you want to call him all sorts of name that would make even baby Hitler weep.

;)
God, that would be nice! I can get into the getting smashed, but I'm too old to spend a night in jail. I'd probably be very disrespectful to the gentlemen and ladies of the law and wind up being put in the same cell with Bruno, the molester! :D

Darts with neuklear weapons? Kool.
Hey! Is that anything like the Nuclear Hand Grenade of Antioch? :p

God, that would be nice! I can get into the getting smashed, but I'm too old to spend a night in jail. I'd probably be very disrespectful to the gentlemen and ladies of the law and wind up being put in the same cell with Bruno, the molester! :D

My name's not Br... oh. You were...ah...

awkward.

*orders a Long Island*

hey, is there any porn in this place?

*hiccup*

Doing what?

I'm sure that LG could loan us some explosives for that purpose, and if he's being tight I think I know how to make black powder.

beign a pervert

I think all his explosives are already tied up in pastries.


mmm esploding cream pies

see....you just cant resist


no... I certainly ****

I'm more of a thermite fan. Great for fusing dumpsters shut. :)

Experimenting with explosives cost me all my good G.I. Joe toys when I was younger. :(
Hey, LG! Did you ever see that video of the GIs blowing up a washing machine with a hand grenade? :D

My name's not Br... oh. You were...ah...

awkward.
Ut oh! * GULP * [ backs away slowly ] ;)

Hey, LG! Did you ever see that video of the GIs blowing up a washing machine with a hand grenade? :D

I don't believe I have. Great way to get the tough stains out. Eh? Hehehe.

Let's get this party started.

*Serves Warp Core Breaches to everyone.*

Warp Core Breach recipe

1/2 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey

Pour the goldschlager into a 1 1/2 ounce shot glass. Layer the tequila on top, followed by the jack daniels. Shoot.

Let's get this party started.

*Serves Warp Core Breaches to everyone.*


damn sweetheart...you dont play around. i'll take two with a vodka chaser.

*hands her keys to Eutrusca*

ahmen, we should be chums, now get me a sam adams

ahmen, we should be chums, now get me a sam adams
Get your own damn beers, babe!

Let's get this party started.

*Serves Warp Core Breaches to everyone.*
Naw, if you're going to do Trek drinks, you have to do Romulan Ale.

Let's see, 2/3s Everclear, 1/2 Vodka, a bit of limewater, electric blue food dye, and a wee bit of dry ice (at least I hope there was dry ice in it, or else the damn thing was actually eating the glass ;) ).

*hands her keys to Eutrusca*
*Snatches keys*
He can't drive, he'll end up as drunk as the rest of you simply on the fumes. No, it is better if I take everyone's keys so as to get your respective vehicles to the chop sho- er, I mean, your homes as safely as possible.

Naw, if you're going to do Trek drinks, you have to do Romulan Ale.

Let's see, 2/3s Everclear, 1/2 Vodka, a bit of limewater, electric blue food dye, and a wee bit of dry ice (at least I hope there was dry ice in it, or else the damn thing was actually eating the glass ;) ).you mean this?
*breaks out...*
http://trailtale.com/uploads/romulan_ale.jpg

seen too many variants of that drink tho. ;)

Naw, if you're going to do Trek drinks, you have to do Romulan Ale.

Let's see, 2/3s Everclear, 1/2 Vodka, a bit of limewater, electric blue food dye, and a wee bit of dry ice (at least I hope there was dry ice in it, or else the damn thing was actually eating the glass ;) ).


lol and be sure not to swallow that bit of dry ice

*Snatches keys*
He can't drive, he'll end up as drunk as the rest of you simply on the fumes. No, it is better if I take everyone's keys so as to get your respective vehicles to the chop sho- er, I mean, your homes as safely as possible.


true enough.

you mean this?
*breaks out...*
http://trailtale.com/uploads/romulan_ale.jpg

seen too many variants of that drink tho. ;)
*lol* Works for me.
*Grabs a bottle and pops it open* かんぱーい!

you mean this?
*breaks out...*
http://trailtale.com/uploads/romulan_ale.jpg

seen too many variants of that drink tho. ;)
*points*


GEEK

I don't believe I have. Great way to get the tough stains out. Eh? Hehehe.
Heh! I suppose.

It was awesome! I'll post it sometime for ya if you like.

damn sweetheart...you dont play around. i'll take two with a vodka chaser.

*hands her keys to Eutrusca*
Mwahahahaha! Oh ... I mean ok! :D

*Snatches keys*
He can't drive, he'll end up as drunk as the rest of you simply on the fumes. No, it is better if I take everyone's keys so as to get your respective vehicles to the chop sho- er, I mean, your homes as safely as possible.
Gimmie dem damn thangs, boy! [ snatches keys from Fiddle's hand, adding a cautionary Jap-slap! ] :D

*points*


GEEK
*shouts back*
WHAT!

Hey if anyone here is drunk enough to tell me who Smokey the NSer is....I might give them a table dance. I gotta know who he is. Or she.

Gimmie dem damn thangs, boy! [ snatches keys from Fiddle's hand, adding a cautionary Jap-slap! ] :D
Fine, suit yourself.
*makes mental note to steal everyone's keys and wallets after they've passed out*

Hey if anyone here is drunk enough to tell me who Smokey the NSer is....I might give them a table dance. I gotta know who he is. Or she.
sure...
*walks up and whispers in her ear.*
Noah I. Dheer
*kisses her cheek* :D
edited with a better answer.

*gets naked*

sure...
*walks up and whispers in her ear.*
Noah I. Dheer
*kisses her cheek* :D
edited with a better answer.


aww...:)


i guess i'll never know.:(

aww...:)


i guess i'll never know.:(
well, when [s]he comes in, we can always force a keg o beer down his/her throat and shave that puppy untill we find out.

well, when [s]he comes in, we can always force a keg o beer down his/her throat and shave that puppy untill we find out.


lol.....thats a great idea!

anyone for a game of scrabble?

yes i said scrabble.

lol.....thats a great idea!

anyone for a game of scrabble?

yes i said scrabble.
can we use Naughty Words?

Fine, suit yourself.
*makes mental note to steal everyone's keys and wallets after they've passed out*
LOL! :D

can we use Naughty Words?

sure....but if naughty is in, then so are words in other languages .:D

Kinky Kinky...

Kinky Kinky...
Indeed.

*strips*

Are we dead yet?

Are we dead yet?

Ummm...I don't think so. But I have been wrong before.

Fine, suit yourself.
*makes mental note to steal everyone's keys and wallets after they've passed out*
*knocks out H N Fiddlebottoms VIII and takes all his possessions*

Thanks for doing all the work for me.

*knocks out H N Fiddlebottoms VIII and takes all his possessions*

Thanks for doing all the work for me.
You call that "knocking out"?
Gimme my shit, bitch!
*Pimp slaps Ragbralbur and takes his stuff back*
I've got a thicker skull than that.

You call that "knocking out"?
Gimme my shit, bitch!
*Pimp slaps Ragbralbur and takes his stuff back*
I've got a thicker skull than that.
It's on.

*Mortal Kombat theme plays in background*

Are You Ready To Ruu-umble!

Alcohol is a crutch.

*trips* OW! I sprained my ankle! Quick, hand me some crutches! :D

Alcohol ain't a crutch. A crutch helps you walk :p

::pulls up a seat for the impending smack down::

>, >, A

Get over here!

Are You Ready To Ruu-umble!
*Starts taking bets.*

To prepare for nuclear war, you only need to locate a suitable manhole, and get yourself a crowbar so you can lift the lid just before the attack comes.

Keep a bag of marshmallows and wooden skewers handy.

When the sirens start wailing, and the people on CNN start panicking, run out to the manhole, lift the lid, and climb down inside.

Next, put a marshmallow on a stick, and poke it through one of the holes in the lid.

Now wait until the marshmallow is toasted. Enjoy!

To prepare for nuclear war, you only need to locate a suitable manhole, and get yourself a crowbar so you can lift the lid just before the attack comes.

Keep a bag of marshmallows and wooden skewers handy.

When the sirens start wailing, and the people on CNN start panicking, run out to the manhole, lift the lid, and climb down inside.

Next, put a marshmallow on a stick, and poke it through one of the holes in the lid.

Now wait until the marshmallow is toasted. Enjoy!

nice

::gets tired of waiting for the fight to start, starts throwing back vodka shots, one after the other::

Whatever happened to baby Hitler anyway?
Baby Jesus strangled him with a diaper.

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I kinda hate to say this....but that's one of the cutest fuckin things I've ever seen

::gets tired of waiting for the fight to start, starts throwing back vodka shots, one after the other::*starts catching all the vodka shots Katzistanza is throwing behind him.* :D

I kinda hate to say this....but that's one of the cutest fuckin things I've ever seen
Yeah, but that breed's more trouble than it's worth when it grows up. They get kinda vicious.

Darts with neuklear weapons? Kool.


darts with nukes it is. everytime you miss you drink a beer...

*starts catching all the vodka shots Katzistanza is throwing behind him.* :D

Hey! You give me back my vodka!

Hey! You give me back my vodka!
dhen shtop trowling dhem afway *hic*

dhen shtop trowling dhem afway *hic*

::attemps to get my alcohol back directly from JuNii's bloodstream::

Give me your vodka-soaked blood!


.....wait, itd be easyer just to get some more vodka.

::gets a bottle of vodka, drinks right from the bottle::

*makes self a Grateful Dead*

Yeah, but that breed's more trouble than it's worth when it grows up. They get kinda vicious.
A rolled up news paper to the snout or a little spritz of water in the face puts them right back in line.


Grateful dead:
1/2 oz lt. rum
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz tequilla
Razzamataz
Blue Curacao
sour mix

fill pint glass with ice. pour rum, vodka, gin, and tequilla. Fill with sour mix. shake. pour back into glass. lace one side with razz, other side with curacao.

the red and blue will drip down to look like tie dye, and the drink tastes like smarties