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Envisage a riot situation wherein all law and order have devolved into irrelevancies, and one can essentially act as one's capacity and inclination dictates. What would you do? Help those who needed it? Defend your home and family? Go looting and freeloading?

(inspired by NO I am aware, butfascinating psycho-analysis all the same:) )

Envisage a riot situation wherein all law and order have devolved into irrelevancies, and one can essentially act as one's capacity and inclination dictates. What would you do? Help those who needed it? Defend your home and family? Go looting and freeloading?

(inspired by NO I am aware, butfascinating psycho-analysis all the same:) )
Die, probably.

I would find the largest vehicle I could , stuff it full of as much ammunition, weaponry, food, and water as I could find, as well as possibly a water filter if I could get one, and head for the nearest forest/mountains.

Envisage a riot situation wherein all law and order have devolved into irrelevancies, and one can essentially act as one's capacity and inclination dictates. What would you do? Help those who needed it? Defend your home and family? Go looting and freeloading?

(inspired by NO I am aware, butfascinating psycho-analysis all the same:) )

First, I'd probably have a few drinks to celebrate my plan succeeding.

Then I'd probably found my own Roving Band of Maniacs. You have to start these things early so you get your pick of maniacs. You don't want to be left with the scrub maniacs.

Once my roving band of maniacs was up to full strenth, we would, as the name suggests, wander around looking for a good time. Mostly at other people's expense. :)

I would find the largest vehicle I could , stuff it full of as much ammunition, weaponry, food, and water as I could find, as well as possibly a water filter if I could get one, and head for the nearest forest/mountains.
Dude, its just a riot, not the apocalypse. Outside the city everything is still cool.

Anyways, in a riot situation I'd defend me and mine as well as possible. If any outsiders came by, I might be willing to offer them protection and food in exchange for a reasonable rent and assistance in defense.

Dude, its just a riot, not the apocalypse. Outside the city everything is still cool.
I wouldn't want to take the risk of just sitting there. If stuff like that starts happening, I'm gonna get the hell out of there and make sure i have enough supplies to wait it out.

1) Try an gather together a community and make plans to escape the city.
a) Give speech about community spirit and banding together and mention the poem by Pastor Niemoeller.
b) Plan and execute raids on petrol stations, supermarkets and a library.
c) Escape by car to farm outside of the city. Offer the farmer and family to set up a cooopertative explaining the situtation that we will need food and shelter and he will need labour when the gas for his combine harvester runs out.
d) Concentrate on developing the farm into a sustainable community (wells, clothing production, food, defense and housing expansion).
e) Get out my copies of books parlor games, Novels, Plays and Non-fiction books and use for entertainment. Maybe go back into the city and raid a sports shop.
f) Live it up in the anarchist haven that I have created. Maybe try and establish links with any neighbours and see if we want to trade anything.
g) Make future raids into London to recover books from the British Library and try and save as much of the history and culture of the civilisation that has just collapsed.
h) Get on with my work for tomorrow's seminar. >.<

1) Try an gather together a community and make plans to escape the city.
a) Give speech about community spirit and banding together and mention the poem by Pastor Niemoeller.
b) Plan and execute raids on petrol stations, supermarkets and a library.
c) Escape by car to farm outside of the city. Offer the farmer and family to set up a cooopertative explaining the situtation that we will need food and shelter and he will need labour when the gas for his combine harvester runs out.
d) Concentrate on developing the farm into a sustainable community (wells, clothing production, food, defense and housing expansion).
e) Get out my copies of books parlor games, Novels, Plays and Non-fiction books and use for entertainment. Maybe go back into the city and raid a sports shop.
f) Live it up in the anarchist haven that I have created. Maybe try and establish links with any neighbours and see if we want to trade anything.
g) Make future raids into London to recover books from the British Library and try and save as much of the history and culture of the civilisation that has just collapsed.
h) Get on with my work for tomorrow's seminar. >.<

Good. My roving band of maniacs will need a place to raid occasionally for homemade whiskey and women. :)

I wouldn't want to take the risk of just sitting there. If stuff like that starts happening, I'm gonna get the hell out of there and make sure i have enough supplies to wait it out.

Nutter.

I'd find a quiet corner to wait it out.

I would be the one looting all the beer, pizza , and porn shops.


Loot Party at my house!

Good. My roving band of maniacs will need a place to raid occasionally for homemade whiskey and women. :)We'll be waiting. We shall force you into bondage and make you do.... uh... stuff.... maybe put on a play or something :confused:

Have sex with the hottest guy I could find.

We'll be waiting. We shall force you into bondage and make you do.... uh... stuff.... maybe put on a play or something :confused:

For whiskey and women? Happy to. We may be a roving band of maniacs, but as they will be hand-picked by yours truly, we will be able to put on one hell of a performance. :)

For whiskey and women? Happy to. We may be a roving band of maniacs, but as they will be hand-picked by yours truly, we will be able to put on one hell of a performance. :)
Fair enough. But you only get the women if your performance is good enough to make them swoon over you. But no penis puppetry! It's not big and it's not clever.

Fair enough. But you only get the women if your performance is good enough to make them swoon over you. But no penis puppetry! It's not big and it's not clever.

Not to worry. I'm all balls.

I would join LG's Roving Band of Maniacs, and enjoy what may turn out to be the most randomly amusing time of my life!

I would join LG's Roving Band of Maniacs, and enjoy what may turn out to be the most randomly amusing time of my life!

I'll need references and an audition video.

I would brak into a a womens dress shop, and live out my live lonf secret dream of wearing a gown, and womens lingerie...:D

I would brak into a a womens dress shop, and live out my live lonf secret dream of wearing a gown, and womens lingerie...:D

Tried it. Didn't like it.

But it's certainly one of those life experiences everyone ought to have. *nod*

Not to worry. I'm all balls.Space Balls? *looks hopeful*
...
*elopes with Mel Brooks* Some may say his humour is becoming outdated, but I still love it! Suck, suck, suck, scuk!

Put on some old hockey equipment and S&M gear, weld a motorcycle to a monster truck, give myself a wild mohawk and then proceed to tear around the countryside looking for "go-juice" to power my machine of death and destruction.

Man I missed these forums. Formerly, I was Eastern Skae...but that one got deleted, and I couldn't make it come back, so I made a new nation. Anyway, I would gather up my family, pets, and other valuables and get the hell out until things subsided. Because I'm a selfish little bitch.:p

Tried it. Didn't like it.

But it's certainly one of those life experiences everyone ought to have. *nod*I experience it annually... every year this family have a xmas party and have a game of charades after the meal. The objective is take an obscure phrase, film, book and then make up the most obsure way of getting across the charade, preferably syllable by syllable. And then cross dress for most of it. Or at least run around only in your underwear, or other things that aren't generally socially accepted.

In my view it's the only thing that makes Xmas bearable.

I'll need references and an audition video.


I don't have that, but i do have a truckload of beer and a million dollars will that do?

Tried it. Didn't like it.

But it's certainly one of those life experiences everyone ought to have. *nod*

So how does it feel?
I have never tought of doing for real it but have to ask, would you recomen it

I don't have that, but i do have a truckload of beer and a million dollars will that do?

Deal. :)

It better not be Busch Lite.

So how does it feel?
I have never tought of doing for real it but have to ask, would you recomen it

The panty hose certainly felt interesting. The rest is just a hassle.

The panty hose certainly felt interesting. The rest is just a hassle.
where did you do it? and with whos lingerie/gown

Deal.

It better not be Busch Lite.


I would never steal...er..I mean attain Busch Lite. Tastes like slaughterhouse backwash.

where did you do it? and with whos lingerie/gown

In college. I lost a drunken bet. The items in question were purchased by a friend's girlfriend for the occasion.

Bets and their aftermath have gotten me into so much trouble in college...

I would never steal...er..I mean attain Busch Lite. Tastes like slaughterhouse backwash.

Good description. I refer to it as rat's drool. :)

Good description. I refer to it as rat's drool. :)


Natual ice is probably the worst though

well then theres steel reserve

In college. I lost a drunken bet. The items in question were purchased by a friend's girlfriend for the occasion.

Bets and their aftermath have gotten me into so much trouble in college...
Maybe I'll get drunk and do it to, well had to ask dought, guess its one of those experiences you want to have, but don't want other to know of, or whatever...

Or better still, if there is a riot, i'll do it

Natual ice is probably the worst though

well then theres steel reserve

*bleah*

I'll settle for Sam Adams. or Killian's Irish Red.

Or better. But no worse. *nod*

Maybe I'll get drunk and do it to, well had to ask dought, guess its one of those experiences you want to have, but don't want other to know of, or whatever...

Or better still, if there is a riot, i'll do it

Mass riots are one of those times when you get to try all the things you would never have the guts to try otherwise; like steal televisions.

Unfortunately for me, there is little that I won't try. So the only thing left for me to do is recruit others. :)

*bleah*

I'll settle for Sam Adams. or Killian's Irish Red.

Or better. But no worse. *nod*


Im a Yuengling fan myself. Killian's is good though.

Failing at an attempt to be a hanger-on of LG's roving maniacs, I would have no choice but to find a discarded bucket of KFC and a pint of root beer, and eat until the pain went away.

I'd got beat the shit out of my republican neighbor with a 2x4 (no he doesn't own any guns, he told me himself while ranting about my Kerry sticker on my car), then set fire to everthing bearing the letter W for starters. ;)

Organize a gang and then make a faction by federating with other gangs.

grab my hunting rifle, and if someone even looked at my car the wrong way I'd shoot them dead.

I would wave my arms helplessly and dance around the edges of the excitement making distressed noises. When that didn't work, I would find a six-pack of Blue Moon Belgian Wheat Ale, pay for it, and go somewhere else.

Mass riots are one of those times when you get to try all the things you would never have the guts to try otherwise; like steal televisions.

Unfortunately for me, there is little that I won't try. So the only thing left for me to do is recruit others. :)

I once at my last year in junior high, gave all the other kids the idea, and tryed to organize a massive snach and run at the mall. I said that if there were 300 of us, we would just snach things, and run...

All sorts of things, I mean like clothes, televisons, beer, toys even[and then give them to children we passed on the street] and drugs that we could sell to other people...

BUt they didn't want my diea, fucking assholes:mad:

I'd load up my rifle/shotgun & pistol, find someone else thats armed, and challenge them to a duel, then promptly take offence to the acceptance and pump a slug into his chest - One of those things you wanna do..:) Then I'd prob. go looking for Sel or LG's bands to waste away the time.

I'd wander the city with a sign reading "I don't want to die a virgin!".

I'd wander the city with a sign reading "I don't want to die a virgin!".


LOL

riot 1 is back :)

then the mods can go and kill riot 2 that i made couse i didn't fine this one

anywaysm except for my idea of wearings womens lingerie, and dress/gown..

what oter sick things are there to do, ah yes, I would eat a lot of junkfood, and die of it in a short time, or I would steel a huge truck and drive against ongoing trafick on the highway....



Or I would, I know I would, torch all the scools I had gone to, and I would try to find and kill ppl that had been avil towards me....

riot 1 is back :)

then the mods can go and kill riot 2 that i made couse i didn't fine this one

anywaysm except for my idea of wearings womens lingerie, and dress/gown..

what oter sick things are there to do, ah yes, I would eat a lot of junkfood, and die of it in a short time, or I would steel a huge truck and drive against ongoing trafick on the highway....



Or I would, I know I would, torch all the scools I had gone to, and I would try to find and kill ppl that had been avil towards me....


riot1 was never gone you just have to look for it.

riot1 was never gone you just have to look for it.
I did, and I liked the I don't want to die a virgin sign idea :D

I would organize gangs of urban Girl Scouts -- or "troops" as they call themselves. The urban Girl Scouts are much smarter and tougher than Boy Scouts (who are just cult trainees these days anyway) or those pathetic, countrified 4H farm-nerds.

I would send my little Brownies and Cadets out to collect every brick, piece of masonry, length of rebar, case of whiskey, and pack of pantyhose they can find, which we would trade to LG's maniacs for things they don't value -- like food, guns and bullets.

Armed and supplied, we would then eradicate our enemies (4H!!) and consolidate Girl Power.