People are dirty...
Minoriteeburg
23-01-2006, 18:05
Especially the Hiltons
Hiltons get down and dirty
January 23, 2006
Paris Hilton's mom shocked revellers by going out clubbing with her breasts exposed. 46-year old Kathy went partying with daughter Nicky wearing a see-through black top much to the astonishment of other club goers.
Meanwhile, a Hawaiian cab driver claims Kathy's other daughter Paris urinated on the backseat of his cab. According to America's National Enquirer magazine, the sexy heiress and socialite didn't even notice because she was so drunk.
Taxi driver Harden Jamison claims he picked up Paris, and her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, after they'd been at a party in Maui. He was left stunned after discovering a wet patch on the seat after the pair got out.
However, the quick thinking cabbie mopped the mess up with a towel which he claims he has kept as DNA evidence of Paris' peeing.
Neo Kervoskia
23-01-2006, 18:09
...that's just wrong.
Lazy Otakus
23-01-2006, 18:11
...that's just wrong.
Yeah, he should have washed the towel!
He'll probably be able to sell the towel on ebay.
Eutrusca
23-01-2006, 18:12
He'll probably be able to sell the towel on ebay.
ROFLMAO!! Probably. What will you be offering for it? :D
Why doesn't God send hurricanes to hit them? I can't think of a person in the world that would be disappointed if they were killed...
Cheese penguins
23-01-2006, 18:19
ROFLMAO!! Probably. What will you be offering for it? :D
hmm 2 camels!!
ROFLMAO!! Probably. What will you be offering for it? :D
Not telling. You'll just snipe me...
Lunatic Goofballs
23-01-2006, 18:25
I hope my pee is that famous one day...
Carnivorous Lickers
23-01-2006, 18:28
I dont exepect the Hilton sisters to use any sort of good judgement. I'm not sure why the mother seems so ignorant too.
I dont really know much about them ,nor do I care to. The little I've seen doesnt impress me. A man has a tremendous fortune and has a family of people acting poorly.
People without names
23-01-2006, 18:29
He'll probably be able to sell the towel on ebay.
gives me an idea,
want to buy a towel that was used to dry up the pee of jesus?, or even mary?(for all you catholics),
just dont do any dna testing
People without names
23-01-2006, 18:32
I dont exepect the Hilton sisters to use any sort of good judgement. I'm not sure why the mother seems so ignorant too.
I dont really know much about them ,nor do I care to. The little I've seen doesnt impress me. A man has a tremendous fortune and has a family of people acting poorly.
well the thing is these people have never had to work a day in their life, they live on their dads/husbands money, i doubt either of them barely have to wipe their own ass.
Basicly, they dont understand that there are other people in the world, they see it all as a game, and see the world as being theirs.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
23-01-2006, 18:47
well the thing is these people have never had to work a day in their life, they live on their dads/husbands money, i doubt either of them barely have to wipe their own ass.
Basicly, they dont understand that there are other people in the world, they see it all as a game, and see the world as being theirs.
Seeing life as a game isn't a problem. I see this whole mess as a game/joke, and I get on fine most of the time.
The problem is that they have discovered the cheat codes, and for that I say we boot them from our server . . .
With an axe.
Eutrusca
23-01-2006, 18:49
Not telling. You'll just snipe me...
ROFL! NOT! :p
Now if she offered something like three days alone with her ...! :D
Stone Bridges
23-01-2006, 19:05
If I was the cabby, I would jack up the rates and get a large amount of cash from them.
Harlesburg
23-01-2006, 19:12
Ive hated the bitch for a long time.
Minoriteeburg
23-01-2006, 19:38
I hope my pee is that famous one day...
same here. imagine the press if she took a number 2
Minoriteeburg
23-01-2006, 19:46
drew barrymore has been dirty again...but its not like the old coked up drew we once knew.
Rocker Fabrizio Moretti and girlfriend Drew Barrymore were left red-faced recently when they were caught having sex in the bathroom at a New York opera house.
The Strokes drummer, 25, and Charlie's Angels star Barrymore, 30, decided to find another way to entertain themselves after becoming bored watching the show.
Moretti tells Jane magazine, "I had sex in the bathroom at the opera a little while ago, in New York.
"We went to La Boheme and it was wicked boring. So we decided to go to the bathroom, and we got caught, and it was embarrassing."
"If we'd gone to the men's room, people would've heard it and said, 'Good on you, man.'"
"But we were in the ladies' room, and when we heard an old woman start to tinkle, we couldn't help but crack up."
"I guess she told the security guy - he came in and was, like, 'Just go.'"