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Personally, I find it erotic. The role-reversal just turns me on. Of course, I've yet to find a girl willing to engage in such activity as most girls are submissive... :(

This is Pegging -- Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_%28sexual_practice%29)

...ok

Seeing as I am gay, nah. :p But if I was a woman, I'd have no qualms of doing that to a guy XD

Ok I thought I knew most perversions but WTF is "pegging"

As to most being submissive? You are looking in the wrong places. Try a Sicilian (my wife is one)! :D

Seeing as I am gay, nah. :p But if I was a woman, I'd have no qualms of doing that to a guy XD

I think you have a TG.

"I'm a 'tard who loves answering polls without contributing! "


Really though, not my cup of tea, but to each their own...

I think you have a TG.
Transgendered? lol No. I detest the idea of that. But I am saying, if I was a woman I would be up to using sex toys to teach him an unforgettable lesson ;)

Transgendered? lol No. I detest the idea of that. But I am saying, if I was a woman I would be up to using sex toys to teach him an unforgettable lesson ;)

No, a Telegram (TG).

*points* N00b!!

No, a Telegram (TG).

*points* N00b!!
Sorry, not fluent in geek! :p

K, saw it now :)

No thanks.

Sorry, not fluent in geek! :p

K, saw it now :)


Good. Reply to him. He will be expecting you...

Good. Reply to him. He will be expecting you...
Will do. How very cult like ;p

No, a Telegram (TG).

*points* N00b!!

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Don't do teh hax, noob -- for all you noobs out there.

Preferably, not.

Don't do teh hax, noob -- for all you noobs out there.

The first person to understand it. How interesting.

Personally, I find it erotic. The role-reversal just turns me on. Of course, I've yet to find a girl willing to engage in such activity as most girls are submissive... :(
As a Star Trek fan your name still insults me.

Furthermore, if you read the Wikipedia article you linked, being the one doing the penetrating does not make you dominant and being penetrated does not make you submissive.

Furthermore, most girls are submissive because, like most boys, they don't know what they're doing yet. Wait until you find women who know what they're doing and are sexually confident and then you'll just have to stfu and realize that your generalizations based on inexperience suck.

As a Star Trek fan your name still insults me.

Furthermore, if you read the Wikipedia article you linked, being the one doing the penetrating does not make you dominant and being penetrated does not make you submissive.

Furthermore, most girls are submissive because, like most boys, they don't know what they're doing yet. Wait until you find women who know what they're doing and are sexually confident and then you'll just have to stfu and realize that your generalizations based on inexperience suck.
Agreed. The whole thing is a lot more complex than just who does the penetration. Also agreed on the second bit.

Ewww, no. No no no no no no Noooooo. My anus has an OUT traffic only. It's a one way street.

No thank you. Shit comes out Shit doesn't go in. That's what I always say.

Man, I thought, and was hoping, you were talking about getting a peg leg.

Agreed. The whole thing is a lot more complex than just who does the penetration. Also agreed on the second bit.

True; I have a friend who is considered a 'bottom' but is the dominant one when it comes to sex - for me, I'm quite happy to be the bitch for my big man <girly squeal> <skips away in a girly way>

True; I have a friend who is considered a 'bottom' but is the dominant one when it comes to sex - for me, I'm quite happy to be the bitch for my big man <girly squeal> <skips away in a girly way>

Does the bitch want a Shirley Temple?

:p

Man, I thought, and was hoping, you were talking about getting a peg leg.

I don't think I'd get a peg leg.

I don't think I'd get a peg leg.

Why not, it would be cool. You could have an amazing story attach to it!

SO there I was, face with those dirty Arabs....

Does the bitch want a Shirley Temple?

:p

Na, I'd prefer a Big Ben :)

Why not, it would be cool. You could have an amazing story attach to it!

SO there I was, face with those dirty Arabs....


After I sawwed off my own leg, half of which was trapped in the ice with my comb while buried under all that snow in the avalanche. That was one crazy trip to Missouri.


I would also have some sort of gun attachment to it.

I don't think I'd get a peg leg.
But everyone wants a peg leg.

After I sawwed off my own leg, half of which was trapped in the ice with my comb while buried under all that snow in the avalanche. That was one crazy trip to Missouri.


I would also have some sort of gun attachment to it.

Mine would involved one too many Jack Daniels and a wood chipper.

I don't think I'd get a peg leg.

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Mine would involved one too many Jack Daniels and a wood chipper.


Another scenario would be I was drugged and strapped to a chair. Nothing in the room but a television which only plays Julia Roberts movies. only after watching pretty woman, and mona lisa smile did i get all the straps loose except one; my right leg. i tried to free myself but just couldn't. then the worst thign happened. Erin Brockovich came on. Drastic times call for drastic measures, so i chewed my own leg off to escape...


or something like that.

I looked on the linkie ... they mention Savage ... that guy on conservative talk radio? Funny book cover BTW.

Funny story - my mom in law's bf is one of the local urban legends who gave it a shot, didn't stay lubed or wet enough ..... got stuck, yep. Made it to the hospital for removal.
Of course, he's gone WAY overboard since to try and prove he prefers women, but some reputations are harder to outrun, always just a little bit behind.

Meh. Try anything once. Might enjoy it.

Except Goatse. That's just out.

Have you any idea the kind of physical damage your doing to your intestine when you do something like that.. its enough to make any physican cring! Personally I intend to keep all of my bowels in place and intact for life.

Meh. Try anything once. Might enjoy it.

Except Goatse. That's just out.
The guy made a good public service by providing emergency cover for broken fire hydrants.

. . .

*backs away slowly*

Have you any idea the kind of physical damage your doing to your intestine when you do something like that.. its enough to make any physican cring! Personally I intend to keep all of my bowels in place and intact for life.
Naked Lunch:
"I walked the streets in a daze...
like a man with a light concussion.

I would have destroyed myself ....

But a wise old queen-
'Bobo', we called her-
taught me that I had a duty...
to live and to bear my burden
proudly for all to see.

Poor 'Bobo' came to a sticky end.
He was riding in the Duc de Ventre's Hispano-Suiza...
when his falling hemorrhoids
blew out of the car...
and wrapped around the rear wheel.

He was completely gutted,
leaving an empty shell...
sitting there on the giraffe-skin upholstery.

Even the eyes and the brain went...
with a horrible 'schlupping' sound.

The duke says he will carry that ghastly
schlup with him to his mausoleum."

. . .

*backs away slowly*
Probably a keen method of escape, in my estimation. :D

The guy made a good public service by providing emergency cover for broken fire hydrants.
Jesus...

I've thought about it. I'm not in any way sexually attracted to guys, but there's the mythical 'male g-spot' of the prostate that one day i'd like to try out. Course, I suppose society is still overall disaproving of males being penetrated, homosexual or no, so I doubt many females are willing to go ahead with it.

Ow.

Ow!, Ow!, ow!, ow!

Nay.

Voted, should contribute... here goes:

No. Because the anus is an icky place where the excrement resides.

no.

I'll pass, I think.

"Pegged"? I'm thinking this involves a strap on and alot of lube. If so that is ghey! :P

Jesus...
Nope, i'm just one of the many who do dry cleaning "for" "him".
Seriously, though, have you ever seen Goatse? :eek:

I'll pass, I think.
Yes indeedy, all pun intended.

Nope, i'm just one of the many who do dry cleaning "for" "him".
Seriously, though, have you ever seen Goatse? :eek:

No, I don't think I even want to know what that is...

No, I don't think I even want to know what that is...
It's funny where loose fingers and a lack of coherent psychological discrimination can lead a person on the internet these days .... ;)

Like many, i'm sure, i was at a friend's house, waiting to load sh*t up from Napster, and he'd set his desktop theme to one of Goatse's "Gaper Capers". He was spewing brew with laughter, but i wasn't as impressed as he wanted me to be. *shrug*
To add, btw, he was a participatory act in circulation. No fingernails .... :eek:
After the repulsion and nausea, well, there's a bit more ... but when you can dissociate yourself or anyone you know and respect from the imagery, it's not quite so bad. Makes a good passer-on, kinda like an irritating and humiliating VD that is easily taken care of with a painful shot and some short-lived social-circle pariahship.

i doubt it.

lol, you guys should all check www.urbandictionary.com

ahahaha

Nope, i'm just one of the many who do dry cleaning "for" "him".
Seriously, though, have you ever seen Goatse? :eek:
No and dont intend to. I head it was removed or something.

I already engage in pegging.

I play Cribbage.

No and dont intend to. I head it was removed or something.
Nah, that cat'll never hork its last hairball. There's some true believers out there.
You might not get it on Yahoo but i'm sure it's only a keystroke or two just outta your monitor's warm basking glow.

I already engage in pegging.

I play Cribbage.
There you go w/the teasing again ... ;)

I am the pegger, not the peggee.

I am the pegger, not the peggee.
That's a significant archetype.

Hang onto it, dude.

That's a significant archetype.

Hang onto it, dude.

I can't hang onto intangibles. I'll have to keep it in a jar.

I can't hang onto intangibles. I'll have to keep it in a jar.
Jar... Skull... The freezer in your refrigerator... it doesn't matter, so long as it has meaning for you!

don't forget to squeeze tight in this thread.

Jar... Skull... The freezer in your refrigerator... it doesn't matter, so long as it has meaning for you!

I think I have some skulls in the closet, thanks for the reminder!

I looked on the linkie ... they mention Savage ... that guy on conservative talk radio? Funny book cover BTW.
Sorry, but the guy in the article was Dan Savage, and the big talk radio guy is Michael Savage. It would have been pretty funny though.

Sorry, but the guy in the article was Dan Savage, and the big talk radio guy is Michael Savage. It would have been pretty funny though.
Heh. ;)
You know, Savage isn't that guy's real name anyway.
It's Weiner.
There's some funny stuff online about his correspondance with Allen Ginsburg back in the mushroom-pickin' "nutrition" days. Something about taking pics of the anal tracts of people or something like that.

Neither one Clark Savage... (/me pulls an obscure and unrelated reference from the past)..
nevermind.

Neither one Clark Savage... (/me pulls an obscure and unrelated reference from the past)..
nevermind.
No, do tell, do tell.
This thread is kinda losing its "adventure" angle, so go ahead!

Would you need to take a laxative before hand or somethin' and get it cleaned out? Still, the anus is not a hole designed for said purpose, so YUCK. I don't see the draw of it.

No, do tell, do tell.
This thread is kinda losing its "adventure" angle, so go ahead!
Well, then, Clark Savage (http://www.urbin.net/EWW/SF/PULP/docfaq.html) can only restore it....

(I retain most of his books.)

But everyone wants a peg leg.

"If I want directions, I'm not asking a man with one tooth. I'm asking a man with one leg. Because he definitely knows the easiest way to get there. If there's a shortcut, that one-legged fucker knows it. And you won't be jumping over any fences either." -Dave Attel.

Well, then, Clark Savage (http://www.urbin.net/EWW/SF/PULP/docfaq.html) can only restore it....

(I retain most of his books.)
Hmmm, the Man of Bronze ... someone here can run with that angle, given the topic. I'm tapped at the moment though so it ain't me.

How 'bout Adam Savage from Mythbusters?
To employ a horribly overused stereotype ... he IS from the SanFran area ... and he doesn't give enough flirt to Kari *drool*
(NOTE: yes i know he's married. But he's still male, right?)

Or Fred Savage, who disappeared for quite a while after the Cooper girl incident, then turned up with a mole-mole-mole.

Or, closest yet, what about "Macho Man" Randy Savage?
In those kinda outfits, those kinda outbursts ... doesn't that just scream,
"Peg me! Peg me!"

;)

Hmmm, the Man of Bronze ... someone here can run with that angle, given the topic. I'm tapped at the moment though so it ain't me.

How 'bout Adam Savage from Mythbusters?
To employ a horribly overused stereotype ... he IS from the SanFran area ... and he doesn't give enough flirt to Kari *drool*
(NOTE: yes i know he's married. But he's still male, right?)

Or Fred Savage, who disappeared for quite a while after the Cooper girl incident, then turned up with a mole-mole-mole.

Or, closest yet, what about "Macho Man" Randy Savage?
In those kinda outfits, those kinda outbursts ... doesn't that just scream,
"Peg me! Peg me!"

;)
*pshaw... you didn't read.

Adam Savage is cool, though.

"If I want directions, I'm not asking a man with one tooth. I'm asking a man with one leg. Because he definitely knows the easiest way to get there. If there's a shortcut, that one-legged fucker knows it. And you won't be jumping over any fences either." -Dave Attel.


LMAO:D

Dave Attel kicks ass.