NationStates Jolt Archive


What is your Religion?

Stuff91
22-01-2006, 05:20
?
Bloopa
22-01-2006, 05:21
Jewish
Neo Kervoskia
22-01-2006, 05:22
How many of these godforsaken threads do we need?
Stuff91
22-01-2006, 05:22
Catholic
Stuff91
22-01-2006, 05:23
How many of these godforsaken threads do we need?

I havent seen one in months so just dont complain here or your spamming
Dinaverg
22-01-2006, 05:23
Other (or lack thereof, preferably)
Pacitalia
22-01-2006, 05:23
Eastern Orthodox Christian. :)
Anti-Social Darwinism
22-01-2006, 05:23
Recovering Catholic-agnostic. Those 12-step programs are very helpful.
Dinaverg
22-01-2006, 05:24
I havent seen one in months so just dont complain here or your spamming

umm....how have you been here for months exactly?
Neo Kervoskia
22-01-2006, 05:24
I havent seen one in months so just dont complain here or your spamming
Months? We get these threads at least once a week.
Stuff91
22-01-2006, 05:26
umm....how have you been here for months exactly?

This is my third nation so far. Been here since 2003
Dinaverg
22-01-2006, 05:27
Okay....so why another one of these threads? Do we need a quarterly checkup on religion?
Abbalovers
22-01-2006, 05:31
Okay....so why another one of these threads? Do we need a quarterly checkup on religion?

If we get so many of these why do u come in and read them? Im Catholic
GoodThoughts
22-01-2006, 05:33
Baha'i!
Neo Kervoskia
22-01-2006, 05:34
If we get so many of these why do u come in and read them? Im Catholic
Protest.
Abbalovers
22-01-2006, 05:35
Protest.

You call it protest Ill call it spam.
Economic Associates
22-01-2006, 05:35
Protest.

Thats it man you fight the power.
IDF
22-01-2006, 05:36
Jewish, way to not list us.
Bloopa
22-01-2006, 05:36
that's two jews!
The South Islands
22-01-2006, 05:38
You call it protest Ill call it spam.
I call it amusing.
Thomish Kingdom
22-01-2006, 05:39
Jewish, way to not list us.

Well there is maybe 10million jews in the world. 1billion muslums almost 2billion christians and about 80million buddists. Something like that id quees.
The Portal
22-01-2006, 05:39
Agnostic. More like an absence of religion...... :confused:
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-01-2006, 05:39
Okay....so why another one of these threads? Do we need a quarterly checkup on religion?
Sure, why not? Every three months you should chekc your oil, change your underwear, and figure out what you've spent the past 3 months worshipping.
Me? I've become an Atheist, though I still regularly have little chats with Jesus and Satan. Satan makes better conversation, especially since lately all Jesus wants to do is stare at me in creepy silence (either he is upset, or he is undressing me with his eyes) until I have to invent some reason to leave the room.
Neo Kervoskia
22-01-2006, 05:39
You call it protest Ill call it spam.

Spam is in the eye of the beholder.

As is dissension.

Every single religion thread ever to come out of NS has turned into a flame war of epic proportions. I would prefer that not happen.



1)Thou Shalt Not Concern Thyself with God. He probably doesn't care about whether he exists or not and if he does he certainly wouldn't come here to read about it. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=464525)
Thomish Kingdom
22-01-2006, 05:41
Spam is in the eye of the beholder.

As is dissension.

Every single religion thread ever to come out of NS has turned into a flame war of epic proportions. I would prefer that not happen.

Besides, only n00bs ask about religion.

Nerds ask about religion. But just let them be. Ill also answer the questions though! I love all polls to show my supprt
Dinaverg
22-01-2006, 05:43
Nerds ask about religion. But just let them be. Ill also answer the questions though! I love all polls to show my supprt

Well, most polls maybe, but when your "other" option has a majority of the votes....
Thomish Kingdom
22-01-2006, 05:44
Well, most polls maybe, but when your "other" option has a majority of the votes....

If this was a real poll the christian and muslums would be leading. NS is very diverse compared to the rest of the world.
Monkeypimp
22-01-2006, 05:45
I have no religion.
Micronanta
22-01-2006, 05:47
Religion: Pentecostal, however, I'm a Christian, so I don't believe in Religion. I believe in a personal relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ.

Which is not a religion, per se.

LoL
The South Islands
22-01-2006, 05:48
I have no religion.
I follow Monkeypimpism.
Dinaverg
22-01-2006, 05:49
If this was a real poll the christian and muslums would be leading. NS is very diverse compared to the rest of the world.

I'm just saying, it's not even like they're obscure ones being left out, what ever happened to Judaism?

And I'd say we aren't so much diverse as we are.....above the mean...Other is probably mostly fueled by jews agnostics and atheists (Take note of the word mostly, if you're someone else, you don't have to point that out to me)

It's not that it isn't a real poll, we just aren't an accurate reprsentation of the world...
Anti-Social Darwinism
22-01-2006, 05:51
Well there is maybe 10million jews in the world. 1billion muslums almost 2billion christians and about 80million buddists. Something like that id quees.

Actually, it's more like 2 billion Buddhists and 80 million Christians. I do wish Christians would realize that 1) they are not in the majority and 2) Christianity is not the fastest growing religion in the world. In the U.S., whether Christians like it or not, Paganism is the fastest growing religion. Elsewhere, I think it's Islam and Buddhism.
Thomish Kingdom
22-01-2006, 05:53
Actually, it's more like 2 billion Buddhists and 80 million Christians. I do wish Christians would realize that 1) they are not in the majority and 2) Christianity is not the fastest growing religion in the world. In the U.S., whether Christians like it or not, Paganism is the fastest growing religion. Elsewhere, I think it's Islam and Buddhism.

Are you joking? 1.9 million christians and im going to get it in fact terms for you
Tocrowkia
22-01-2006, 05:54
Atheist.
Neo Kervoskia
22-01-2006, 05:55
Sigh.

What did I just say! I said this was going to turn Debate like! And no one listens! No one ever listens to poor old Neo-K!

*storms away from thread*
Syrvania
22-01-2006, 05:56
Yay.....I'm agnostic! Don't care for Religion, but it'd be nice if there was a higher thingee......aliens and whatnot, but if not, whatever
Thomish Kingdom
22-01-2006, 05:56
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity


Go here and read how many christans are in the world, I was actually wrong its not 1.9billion its 2.3 billion in the world. READ
Thomish Kingdom
22-01-2006, 05:56
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity


Go here and read how many christans are in the world, I was actually wrong its not 1.9billion its 2.3 billion in the world. READ
Thomish Kingdom
22-01-2006, 05:59
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddist
Buddism has more than I thought but still less than christianity READ AGAIN
The South Islands
22-01-2006, 06:00
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity


Go here and read how many christans are in the world, I was actually wrong its not 1.9billion its 2.3 billion in the world. READ
It's being sarcastic, dear. The poster was making the point that Judaism has more influence and should've been in the poll.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-01-2006, 06:07
I follow Monkeypimpism.
Bah, Monkeypimpism is inferior to the Church of Pimp Jesus.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/Fiddlebottoms/PJ05.jpg
Yeah, bitch.

Above image mercilessly lifted from piratejesus.com, a webcomic that might be funny if the guy doing it didn't take himself so goddamn seriously, so yeah, he is now properly accredited for his work. Stealing is bad, mmkay?
The South Islands
22-01-2006, 06:08
Bah, Monkeypimpism is inferior to the Church of Pimp Jesus.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/Fiddlebottoms/PJ05.jpg
Yeah, bitch.

Above image mercilessly lifted from piratejesus.com, a webcomic that might be funny if the guy doing it didn't take himself so goddamn seriously, so yeah, he is now properly accredited for his work. Stealing is bad, mmkay?
...Hail the Almighty Pimp Jesus!
Thomish Kingdom
22-01-2006, 06:09
:) It's being sarcastic, dear. The poster was making the point that Judaism has more influence and should've been in the poll.

I wasent even talking to you dear and jediusm might have more influence in america dear but not in Ireland and definetly the Uk dear.
Thomish Kingdom
22-01-2006, 06:11
It's being sarcastic, dear. The poster was making the point that Judaism has more influence and should've been in the poll.

What poster? I was talking to Anti-social, Dear;)
The South Islands
22-01-2006, 06:17
:)

I wasent even talking to you dear and jediusm might have more influence in america dear but not in Ireland and definetly the Uk dear.But they control the media and the Illuminati. How could you not include them? They could call upon their army of spies and destroyers to kidnap you in the dead of night...be warned.
Dark Shadowy Nexus
22-01-2006, 07:33
Hierophant religion
Ham-o
22-01-2006, 07:36
i beleive that i am god. selfdeism?


however, i strongly support judaism
Katzistanza
22-01-2006, 07:50
Greek Orthodox.

Opa, bitches!
Chikiuwalanuwanus
22-01-2006, 08:01
Muslim:) not muslum:cool:
Lovely Boys
22-01-2006, 08:02
But they control the media and the Illuminati. How could you not include them? They could call upon their army of spies and destroyers to kidnap you in the dead of night...be warned.

Oh, I thought it was the grand alliance of homosexuals, gays and communists?

Or am I Jewish without knowing it?
Cotland
22-01-2006, 08:09
Church of Norway (State religion, default religion for all newborn kids in Norway)
Revasser
22-01-2006, 08:34
Oh, there hasn't been an out and out "TELL US YOUR RELIGION" thread in quite some time, despite the recent wave of religious debate threads.

I'm Kemetic. Voted other (obviously).
The King of Antarctica
22-01-2006, 08:55
Eastern Orthodox (Orthodox Church in America)
BackwoodsSquatches
22-01-2006, 09:52
N/a
Imperial Dark Rome
22-01-2006, 09:53
Religion:Traditional Satanism (Church of Lucifer), and I preach Philosophical Satanism.

~Satanic Reverend Medivh~
Imperial Dark Rome
22-01-2006, 09:56
i beleive that i am god. selfdeism?


however, i strongly support judaism

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."~Peter O'Toole

~Satanic Reverend Medivh~
Lord Schizo
22-01-2006, 10:10
Deist

enjoy :cool:
Cidhe
22-01-2006, 10:54
Pagan :p
There are many different traditions under that umbrella term, personally I guess I'd be an ecclectic witch or wiccan.
Cromotar
22-01-2006, 11:10
Pagan :p
There are many different traditions under that umbrella term, personally I guess I'd be an ecclectic witch or wiccan.

What he said.
Monkeypimp
22-01-2006, 11:27
Bah, Monkeypimpism is inferior to the Church of Pimp Jesus.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/Fiddlebottoms/PJ05.jpg
Yeah, bitch.

Above image mercilessly lifted from piratejesus.com, a webcomic that might be funny if the guy doing it didn't take himself so goddamn seriously, so yeah, he is now properly accredited for his work. Stealing is bad, mmkay?


Jesus did it for the chicks.

All hail.
Lovely Boys
22-01-2006, 11:58
Jesus did it for the chicks.

All hail.

Not before he nailed and filled them with his holy spirit :)
Harlesburg
22-01-2006, 12:34
How many of these godforsaken threads do we need?
Catholic.
Gassputia
22-01-2006, 14:58
Agnostatic:D
If there is a God he will understand me for not joining one of his strange rital fan klubs
Grysonia
23-01-2006, 01:31
Just to let you know, Muslim (or how you spelled it Muslum) isn't a religion. Its like saying Jewish is a religion.
Tweedlesburg
23-01-2006, 01:37
Catholic
Mirkana
23-01-2006, 01:39
Judaism. Why?
Well, I was born Jewish. I stay because I like it, and because we own anyone in debates;) .
Shlarg
23-01-2006, 01:41
None. No belief in the supernatural. No scientific evidence to give credibility to the supernatural.
M3rcenaries
23-01-2006, 01:52
Judaism. Why?
Well, I was born Jewish. I stay because I like it, and because we own anyone in debates;) .
You guys do seem pretty wise...
Lesser Russia
23-01-2006, 02:31
Lutheran, Missouri Synod. The Dark Christians. :p
Keruvalia
23-01-2006, 02:35
Muslim

You have a 0.02% chance that I am a terrorist. Good luck.
[NS:::]Prolificacy
23-01-2006, 02:57
Polytheistic Apathetic Agnostic.

(They all might exist, but it doesn't bother me)
Unogal
23-01-2006, 02:58
daoism
Cidhe
23-01-2006, 03:48
What he said.
She ;)
The Archregimancy
23-01-2006, 04:09
Eastern Orthodox (Orthodox Church in America)

Well, including another nation I know, and counting the other Orthodox nations in this thread, that apparently makes at least five of us.

Now let's start our own Orthodox thread so we can spend hours arguing over minor jurisdictional disputes to the complete bemusement and incomprehension of the non-Orthdox majority on NS

(Moscow Patriarchate myself, btw)


[and incidentally, never mind the Jews - as silly as it was to leave them off the poll, where on earth are the Hindus?]
The King of Antarctica
23-01-2006, 07:16
Well, including another nation I know, and counting the other Orthodox nations in this thread, that apparently makes at least five of us.

There is an Orthodox region, actually. "000Orthodox Christians" I'm a regional advisor there. You're welcome to join if you like, though we're still fairly small.
Zyxtel
23-01-2006, 07:30
I make it a habit to worship at least one new god every day, just to be sure I have all my bases covered in the afterlife.
Dissonant Cognition
23-01-2006, 07:34
Empiricism
Abayastan
23-01-2006, 07:35
I am a " catholic":p :p :p
Ulfhjorr
23-01-2006, 08:21
I'm a godless Heathen. People think I'm joking when I tell them that, though...Oh well.
MeNaya
23-01-2006, 08:38
Shouldn't there be a "no religion" option?

Other could mean either another religion, or atheism.

I worship Aslan and I'm a Jedi.
Callisdrun
23-01-2006, 09:31
Unitarian Universalism, a non-christian religion.
Zorpbuggery
23-01-2006, 10:23
In the normal sense of the word (and the sense of the poll) it'd be Christian. The differences between Anglican and C of E etc. to me are negligable and people just figeting around and being pedantic. The only major difference is probably between Catholic and Protestant. Out of the two I'm probably clsoer to Protestantism.

But in the non-normal sense of the word, It'd be science or maths. (Not maths as in the subject you do at school, but theoretical maths and science that cn prove the existence of a God or higher being.
Hullepupp
23-01-2006, 10:26
nothing i leave the catholic church at the age of 20
Mariehamn
23-01-2006, 10:27
If there is a God he will understand me for not joining one of his strange rital fan klubs.
So, you're a theist without an institution of faith then.

Theist here. Christian by tradition.

I am a "catholic".
Tee-hee.

But you don't need the quotation marks. The word "catholic" isn't a proper noun, and has nothing to do with the Catholic Church.
Tibgrad
23-01-2006, 11:02
flying spagetti monsterism
Rotovia-
23-01-2006, 11:14
Catholic come Atheist
Tintullavar
23-01-2006, 11:15
Elementalist
ChAnarchy
23-01-2006, 11:30
D'oh! The poll is a little weak... There are a few major religions (that include a third of the world's people) that would have to get lumped into 'other'. Three choices are quite nearly the same; (there's an H in Buddha); and what about Hinduism & Taoism? As each of those is more than 4000 years old, aren't they worth mentioning specifically; or are they so old that we can take them for granted~~as some theosophical Hindus say, "Everybody is a Hindu!" After ten years of studying world religions, I'm inclined to think that a bit more education on this subject would not only do almost everyone some good but also do away with a lot of intolerance. As Alan Watts once said, (and trust me, he was smarter than both you and I), "Zen Buddhism represents the most mature and intelligent developments in the recorded histories of human thought." True, that.
Mariehamn
23-01-2006, 12:27
"Zen Buddhism represents the most mature and intelligent developments in the recorded histories of human thought." True, that.
Which is why most Buddhists I've spoken with don't call their practice a religion.

They say its a philosphy. And also why I do somethings they do without doubting my faith and whatnot.

There's no dogma in Buddhism. I've heard the same thing from other people, that Buddhism is a religion. But, I'd rather believe the Buddhists. They know it best. After all, they're Buddhist.

My 0.02 American.
Peisandros
23-01-2006, 12:39
Non-practising Catholic. Don't really know what that means. I don't really care. Meh!
ChAnarchy
23-01-2006, 12:39
Buddhists will also be quick to point out the irrelevance of semantics.

Religion...philosophy....shut up and eat your rice! ;-)

"The Buddha-mind is none other than your own." ~sutras

"I asked the great Buddha-lord to perfect me, and I said, 'what are the requisites?' And he said, 'you are perfect already'." ~Kerouac
Mariehamn
23-01-2006, 12:45
Religion...philosophy....shut up and eat your rice! ;-)
Well, I do like rice.
*eats*
*realizes how rude I'm being*
Have some rice!
*throws some rice at ChAnarchy*
You can have some soy, too, if you're into that. I'm not.
*puts soy bottle in plastic bag, because those things always leak, and chucks it ChAnarchy's way*
You wanna a chop-sticks or a fork? I like forks, but those are hard to throw good.
:p
Scipii
23-01-2006, 12:47
Cathar (Gnostic Christian)