NationStates Jolt Archive


Fabio must fall!

The South Islands
22-01-2006, 01:38
Fabio pisses me off more than a loud child sitting behind me on the bus. He makes other men look bad to lonely housewives and girls with their heads filled with ideas of a loving family, money, and a man with a six-pack. What's wrong with being overweight, incoherrent, and dominant? What's world coming to. *shakes head*
Neo Kervoskia
22-01-2006, 01:41
I agree.

DOWN WITH FABIO! LONG LIVE THE PROLETARIAT!
Naturality
22-01-2006, 01:41
I've never gotten the "thing" about Fabio. I do not find him sexy.
Neo Kervoskia
22-01-2006, 01:42
I've never gotten the "thing" about Fabio. I do not find him sexy.

That's because you're not a woman, nor are you gay.
Naturality
22-01-2006, 01:44
That's because you're not a woman, nor are you gay.


UMM.. I am a woman.. a 31 year old woman.. wtf are you talking about. Or were you meaning that I'm an alien or some other sarcastic comment?
Minoriteeburg
22-01-2006, 01:45
i thought he got into some accident and his face got disfigured or something. or did he get surgery?
Neo Kervoskia
22-01-2006, 01:46
UMM.. I am a woman.. a 31 year old woman.. wtf are you talking about. Or were you meaning that I'm an alien or some other sarcastic comment?
No. We all know that there are no women on teh internets. Silly rabbit.

And ou very well could be an Alien, for all I know. *shiftyeyes*
Naturality
22-01-2006, 01:48
Oh.. yeah.. I must have been away from the MMORPG world for too long. No one here is a woman.

I sometimes feel like an alien in anycase.
Neo Kervoskia
22-01-2006, 01:53
In teh internets...

Woman=Alien to be examined and probed
Harlesburg
22-01-2006, 01:54
Oh.. yeah.. I must have been away from the MMORPG world for too long. No one here is a woman.

I sometimes feel like an alien in anycase.
MMORPG????
Que?
OMG U R AN ALIEN SPEAKING JIBBERISH!:eek: I know
Neo Kervoskia
22-01-2006, 02:25
As I said, Woman=Alien
Europa Maxima
22-01-2006, 02:31
Umm, who is Fabio? :confused:
Kzord
22-01-2006, 02:38
Umm, who is Fabio? :confused:

Seconded.
Harlesburg
22-01-2006, 02:40
Umm, who is Fabio?Seconded.
I can't believe it's not Butter ring a bell?
Europa Maxima
22-01-2006, 02:41
I can't believe it's not Butter ring a bell?
Err no. Should it?
Neo Kervoskia
22-01-2006, 02:42
Umm, who is Fabio? :confused:

:eek:

Dern yung'ns, not knowing who Fabio (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabio_Lanzoni)is.

Sigh.
Harlesburg
22-01-2006, 02:43
Err no. Should it?
How about a largish guy with long blonde flowing hair tanned skin and on many a womens novel(You know the ones)

*Gets all hot and bothered*
Europa Maxima
22-01-2006, 02:44
:eek:

Dern yung'ns, not knowing who Fabio (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabio_Lanzoni)is.

Sigh.
Ugh not my type...not blonde enough, not cute enough, not hot enough...oh well.
Europa Maxima
22-01-2006, 02:44
How about a largish guy with long blonde flowing hair tanned skin and on many a womens novel(You know the ones)

*Gets all hot and bothered*
Hmm now we're talking :p
Harlesburg
22-01-2006, 03:48
Hmm now we're talking :p
:)
On March 30, 1999, Fabio made news after being hit by a low-flying bird while riding the roller coaster Apollo's Chariot at Busch Gardens, Virginia. The bird, which one park guest claimed to be a goose, slammed into Fabio's face during a 210-foot drop, leaving an inch-long laceration on the model's nose. After the ride ended, he was rushed to Williamsburg Community Hospital where he was promptly treated and released.

He had long claimed to have been born in 1961, but it was discovered by People magazine in 2001 that he had been fabricating his age.

The name Fabio means bean farmer in Italian.
I remember the Bird incident.
Bean Farmer.:p
Neo Kervoskia
22-01-2006, 03:52
I wonder if he has any perminant scarring?