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1) Thou Shalt Not Concern Thyself with God. He probably doesn't care about whether he exists or not and if he does he certainly wouldn't come here to read about it.

2) Thou Shalt Not Shit on My Parade.

3) Thou Shalt not Covet thy neighbour's threads. For the love of spam, seeing four hundred threads about guns, Bush, and Euro-Ameri centrism gets boring.

4) Thou Shalt Not Have Cybersex on every thread. This isn't Athar. It's General and we're not slutty, just deprived.

5) Sarcasm is only funny when it works. Not everyone can be as dry and sardonic as Fass. Although you may want to be, you'll probably always be working the lounge.

6) The moderators have lives too. Unlike most of us, they have to work. If they didn't work they would end up like me and live in a basement.

7) Posting drunk is good for a laugh...up until the point you slap Eut's ass and ask for a lap dance.

8) Posting IN ALL CAPS, does get people's attention. I mean, its human nature to stare at special people.

9) A post with smileys isn't a sufficient reply. It's like masturbating to a clock; there's no rhyme or reason to it, it's just easy to do.

10) If you just joined a week ago and you tell someone to go fuck yourself, it means you have a small penis. I'm sorry, but that's the truth.

If those rules were properly applied, this place would be empty.

You, of all people, have no right to talk of such things.

*points to Commandment 4*

1) Thou Shalt Not Concern Thyself with God. He probably doesn't care about whether he exists or not and if he does he certainly wouldn't come here to read about it.
If I were God, I'd definitely read NS. Really, what else could I do with my infinite time? Watch every episode of South Park simultaneously? Run the Universe?
Where's the fun in that?

If I were God, I'd definitely read NS. Really, what else could I do with my infinite time? Watch every episode of South Park simultaneously? Run the Universe?
Where's the fun in that?
He's probably heard it all before...

10) If you just joined a week ago and you tell someone to go fuck yourself, it means you have a small penis. I'm sorry, but that's the truth.

Even the lady-noobs?

Even the lady-noobs?
There are female n00bs?! :eek:

There are female n00bs?! :eek:

There are Females! :eek:

There are Females! :eek:

On the Internet?? :eek:

There are Females! :eek:
Cabra West and assorted others.

Cabra West and assorted others.

No? Really?

Lies! There are no women on the Internet! There are especially no women moderators!!!

Lies! There are no women on the Internet! There are especially no women moderators!!!

It's an Illumini/NWO/Rotovian conspiracy!

Lies! There are no women on the Internet! There are especially no women moderators!!!
I call conspiracy.

I call conspiracy.

*points to above post*

*points to above post*
So I see.

So I see.

My conspiracy is better.

It's an Illumini/NWO/Rotovian conspiracy!
Note to Self: Have Free Masons kill Neo K...

The best part is the way I threadjacked in a thread where one of the complaints is threadjacking. That's a skill...

Note to Self: Have Free Masons kill Neo K...

The best part is the way I threadjacked in a thread where one of the complaints is threadjacking. That's a skill...
Kill Neo K? But, but....

Kill Neo K? But, but....
You're right, we can't just have NK killed. He needs to be horribly tortured and raped by a polar bear first.

You're right, we can't just have NK killed. He needs to be horribly tortured and raped by a polar bear first.


Hmmm...I always had a thing for big hairy schlongs.

*winks at TSI*

Hmmm...I always had a thing for big hairy schlongs.

*winks at TSI*
Your raunchy humor and lazy acronyms can't save you now, NK. We're coming, and nothing will stop we, er . . . us.

Your raunchy humor and lazy acronyms can't save you now, NK. We're coming, and nothing will stop we, er . . . us.

That's what you think...

*prepares grammar army*

There are Females! :eek:
Where! Where!

4) Thou Shalt Not Have Cybersex on every thread. This isn't Athar. It's General and we're not slutty, just deprived.


I'm afraid that I've found a rather significant error in this commandment.

4) Thou Shalt Not Have Cybersex on every thread. This isn't Athar. It's General and we're not slutty, just depraved.


That's better. :D

I'm afraid that I've found a rather significant error in this commandment.



That's better. :D

...Boo.

Keo K, Hvae I ever told how much I lov... *hits NK with fish*

Keo K, Hvae I ever told how much I lov... *hits NK with fish*

Ouch. That fish was rather hard.

*hits rotovia with whale*

5) Sarcasm is only funny when it works. Not everyone can be as dry and sardonic as Fass.

How about rule number 11, stop kissing Fasss' ass?

A post with smileys isn't a sufficient reply. It's like masturbating to a clock; there's no rhyme or reason to it, it's just easy to do.


:rolleyes:

Ouch. That fish was rather hard.

*hits rotovia with whale*
*eats whale*

Why won't you die, damn it! By which I mean, how are you best buddy best pal?

*projectile vomits whale blubber at NK*

Yeah, that's sexy...

How about rule number 11, stop kissing Fasss' ass?
A little secret: if you look closely at NK, you'll see a bunch of little wires attached to his limbs, and if you follow those wires, you'lll see that they connect to a wooden X that is clutched firmly in the hand of a certain Swede, who shall remain name- *coughFasscough*, ahem . . . nameless.
Not that this should surprise anyone (unless they were really easy to surprise), 97% of NS is just Fass puppets. He pretends to have a life beyond, but in reality he just sits in a basement somewhere and argues with himself about politics and religion, watching and laughing to himself as real people tumble into his whirlpool of illusion and drown.
Of course, he'll deny everything if pressed about it, and the fact that he will almost certainly ignore my claims is further proof of a conspiracy, which means that I must be right.

*eats whale*

Why won't you die, damn it! By which I mean, how are you best buddy best pal?

*projectile vomits whale blubber at NK*

Yeah, that's sexy...

*points to article 4*

*points to article 4*
You keep pointing like that and you'll put someone's eye out, young man.
Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

You keep pointing like that and you'll put someone's eye out, young man.
Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

I point, therefore, I am.

I point, therefore, I am.
I would posit that a point can exist without a pointer to point it. Therefore, if a point can exist independently of a person, your argument for your exisitence is faulty. As a result, you don't exist.
Now, away with you, collective figment of the human imagination.

I would posit that a point can exist without a pointer to point it. Therefore, if a point can exist independently of a person, your argument for your exisitence is faulty. As a result, you don't exist.
Now, away with you, collective figment of the human imagination.

Take that!!! (http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html)

*points to article 4*
I see your article and raise you a convention!

I see your article and raise you a convention!

You can take your "Conventions" and shove them into a pillow. These are perfect! They need no change!

Take that!!! (http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html)
I have seen that video before (Hell, I downloaded it), which means that not only am I immune to such clumsy assaults, but it also means that you still have done nothing to prove your existence.
It may well be that my own subconcious dregged up the memory and replayed it, to continue the illusion of your existence.

I have seen that video before (Hell, I downloaded it), which means that not only am I immune to such clumsy assaults, but it also means that you still have done nothing to prove your existence.
It may well be that my own subconcious dregged up the memory and replayed it, to continue the illusion of your existence.

It's oddly soothing...

It's oddly soothing...
Try putting it in the background and letting it loop 4-5 times while you do something. It puts a whole new perspective on life.

NOTE: Just because I am carrying on an amicable conversation with you doesn't mean that I have acknowledged your existence yet. I have had conversations with greater length and depth with ceiling fans.

Try putting it in the background and letting it loop 4-5 times while you do something. It puts a whole new perspective on life.

NOTE: Just because I am carrying on an amicable conversation with you doesn't mean that I have acknowledged your existence yet. I have had conversations with greater length and depth with ceiling fans.

Yes. It is. When I study, I do that often. Makes me concentrate.

And I do exist. Really.

And I do exist. Really.
You would say that, wouldn't you? I still have no concrete or philosophical basis on which to base your existence.

NOTE: Ceiling fans and I often have quite detailed discussions on the meaning of life. Though they always tend towards the nihlistic, due to their predicament, they do tend to back up their points much better than other NSers.

You would say that, wouldn't you? I still have no concrete or philosophical basis on which to base your existence.

NOTE: Ceiling fans and I often have quite detailed discussions on the meaning of life. Though they always tend towards the nihlistic, due to their predicament, they do tend to back up their points much better than other NSers.

I think, therefore, I am.

At least, I think I think...Or do I?

I think, therefore, I am.
That has been disproven already, a thought (much like a point) can exist without a person.
At least, I think I think...Or do I?
Which further unbalances your argument, you don't know for certain that you exist, so how cann you convince me of something that you yourself don't know?

NOTE: The ceiling fans never got excited or bored either. We'd talk for hours and hours.

Does anything exist? That is the question.

It's just blowin my mind, man!

*takes acid tab*

I would posit that a point can exist without a pointer to point it. Therefore, if a point can exist independently of a person, your argument for your exisitence is faulty. As a result, you don't exist.
Now, away with you, collective figment of the human imagination.

Technically, if he exists as a figment of imagination, then that's an existence of a sort, isn't it? To perceive or be perceived implies existence? Though it is still perfectly reasonable to accuse him of not being a separate entity from our imagination, capable of independent thought.

Technically, if he exists as a figment of imagination, then that's an existence of a sort, isn't it? To perceive or be perceived implies existence? Though it is still perfectly reasonable to accuse him of not being a separate entity from our imagination, capable of independent thought.
He transcends what can be logically understood, to venture to discover his nature is to look past reality and bend it to form an enigma that can never, and will never, be undone.

Reality does not exist.

Reality does not exist.
*Dons black coat and sunglasses and eats whichever colour of pill it was*

*Dons black coat and sunglasses and eats whichever colour of pill it was*
*starts looking around for an archaic dial-up phone*

*starts looking around for an archaic dial-up phone*

Reality does not exist, but the spoon does. Exept it's a spork.

Sorry.

Reality does not exist, but the spoon does. Exept it's a spork.

Sorry.
No no no, there is no spork. Then you'll see, it is not the spork that bends, only yourself.

(What a raving failure I be, knowing the quote and all)

Simonist']No no no, there is no spork. Then you'll see, it is not the spork that bends, only yourself.

(What a raving failure I be, knowing the quote and all)
If I were to sig this, you would forever be disgraced.

If I were to sig this, you would forever be disgraced.
*chants*
Do it! Do it! Do it!

And Simonist, you are posting in the presence of some who has quoted deSade, Hitler, Jesus, and The Usual Suspects from memory; it makes remembering what some bald kid said appear damn normal, doesn't it?

vote "Yea" on siggage.

How about rule number 11, stop kissing Fasss' ass?

But I so enjoy it when someone does! :)

Kissing Fass' ass is kind of like a forum ritual.

Kissing Fass' ass is kind of like a forum ritual.

I just got *the* weirdest image - crazy druidic rituals involving Generalites in white robes gathered around a stone altar upon which is Fass, and... well - I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this.

This needs to be stickied...

I call conspiracy.
I wanna call Conspiracy also.




Got her number?

I wanna call Conspiracy also.




Got her number?
Yep, it's 968-5437. Try predictive text.

Conspiracy is a skanky whore.

Conspiracy is a skanky whore.
And she's out to get you :eek:

1) Thou Shalt Not Concern Thyself with God. He probably doesn't care about whether he exists or not and if he does he certainly wouldn't come here to read about it. this commandmant has been bothering me for a long time and I finally sat down and thought about it...

"Probably?" so you don't know if he actually does peek into the forums once in a while.

now, if you changed that to being.... "You won't convince anyone of his exisitance or lack thereof by posting on a Forum. so don't waste your time trying."

Then I'll agree to it.

He might. Remember, he's all powerful. He might just have the power to make Jolt not crash for a week!

Cabra West and assorted others.
She violates rule #4 almost by her very presence on this board.

This crap is confusing SO:
I'm gonna make a new religion:
My god: Jimmy
10 Commandments:
1.) Jimmy owns.
2.) Jimmy is happy!
3.) Pray to jimmy and you will be free of most of your ignorance.
4.) Ignorance is the main evil, as all evils stem from it. (Really, ALL EVILS, THINK ABOUT IT) so if you are ignorant you will die in whatever way Jimmy wants you to die.
5.) Thoust shall like Bob Dylan.
6.) Ignorance makes Jimmy unhappy!
7.) As stated in #1, when jimmy is unhappy, he will kill you.
8.) Smile! Jimmy loves you!
9. Unless your ignorant.
10.) All the commandments stated in the beginning of this thread.

Thats even more confusing but at least their no possible way of getting conspiricy out of that.

Everyone! Join my religion and worship Jimmy!

4.) Ignorance is the main evil, as all evils stem from it. (Really, ALL EVILS, THINK ABOUT IT) so if you are ignorant you will die in whatever way Jimmy wants you to die.


I am firm believer in this because well, think about it. ALL EVILS ARE RELATED TO OR STEM FROM IGNORANCE OR A RESULT OF IGNORANCE.

Feel free to knock this down ppl.

This needs a stickey.

1) Thou Shalt Not Concern Thyself with God. He probably doesn't care about whether he exists or not and if he does he certainly wouldn't come here to read about it.

A-hem.

This needs a stickey.

Indeed. . .

The First Commandment of the Book of Mod;

Thou Shalt Not Spam.

It's not quite a sticky, but I can give you a lock for free.

~ Tsar the Mod.