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One time i got arrested at a Bush/Kerry rally for hitting a Kerry supported who cursed out Bush lol, a proud moment for me, although now i hate Bush and Kerry. Well anyway there was a police officer behind me and saw me hit the guy, he yanked my arms back pretty quickly and cuffed me. (Handcuffs Hurt!!)Searched my pockets and every other area. I had to sit on a stupid sidewalk for 15 minutes while he waited for another officer to get there with a car. I stayed in jail for 1 night, payed the guy's medical bill then i was in the clear after some community service.

No, but I have detained people. Several times, actually.

Good story, though.

R u a police officer?

R u a police officer?
I used to be a security officer at a theme park. We had our own police force there, so security was granted partial police powers.

akward lol

I have been temporarily imprisoned under false accusations of planning to bomb the Triangle Town Center mall, here in Raleigh NC.

Needless to say, it was all cleared up.

Once a policeman took me and my friends to the station for kicking out streetlights (if you hit them in the electronics they can sometimes go out).

But he just wanted to scare us (we were like 13 years old) and let us go without taking details or anything.

A few times I ran from the police when there were fights between me and my friends (who really hated NeoNazis) and local skinheads. People would just see gangs of youths bash each other and call the police.
Then you heard a siren and everyone vacated the place...

the worst part is the mugshot, i hated pictures b4 that 2 lol

I was considered held under a special police powers act for the duration of a G7 conference (this dates me somewhat, I know) being held in my city, although I was released to house arrest after signing an affidavit I wouldn't enter the "conference zone" (basically, the entire downtown core) while all those heads-of-state loitered in my (figurative)backyard for a week.

I have been temporarily imprisoned under false accusations of planning to bomb the Triangle Town Center mall, here in Raleigh NC.

Needless to say, it was all cleared up.
Hey ive been there i live in SC so not that far away

Several times I have gone to Republican/Democratic conventions and jerked off onto some of the convention goers there!

I love being part of the Constitutional Party!

constitution party= Michael Peroutka presidential candidate?

constitution party= Michael Peroutka presidential candidate?
who cares, they wont even get enough votes to be ballidated.
I like taht word. Ballidated.

who cares, they wont even get enough votes to be ballidated.
I like taht word. Ballidated.

You might see me at your next convention! You might be the one I jerk off onto! noob!

You might see me at your next convention! You might be the one I jerk off onto! noob!
I can't wait. :)

Several times I have gone to Republican/Democratic conventions and jerked off onto some of the convention goers there!

I love being part of the Constitutional Party!
I love being part of the Libertarian Party!

I can't wait. :)

Only TSI...

*sigh*

I love being part of the Libertarian Party!

The Libertarian party is hypocritical and oxymoronic. They are too extreme to appeal to any real voters. Their plans are ineffectual and dangerous at worst. They don't advocate a slow phase-out of welfare; instead, they propose an instant elimination of the system, which would lead to massive riots.

God deems the Constitution to be the greatest asset to any government. We must return to the time of the framing of the Constitution. Our Founding Fathers would be disgusted at the size and omniprescence of our government today, both economically and socially.

The Libertarian party is hypocritical and oxymoronic. They are too extreme to appeal to any real voters. Their plans are ineffectual and dangerous at worst. They don't advocate a slow phase-out of welfare; instead, they propose an instant elimination of the system, which would lead to massive riots.
Nice way to alienate the Contitutional party from future allies (I hope you're talking about the Constitutional Party; as opposed to those whackjobs in the Constitution Party).

God deems the Constitution to be the greatest asset to any government. We must return to the time of the framing of the Constitution. Our Founding Fathers would be disgusted at the size and omniprescence of our government today, both economically and socially.
I support my Constitution as much as the next originalist, but where does God actually come down as say 'Thou shalt follow the Constitution?' I think that might be your loose constructionism coming out! :eek:

Nice way to alienate the Contitutional party from future allies (I hope you're talking about the Constitutional Party; as opposed to those whackjobs in the Constitution Party).

Perhaps when the Libertarian party gets a firm grasp on what can and cannot be realistically achieved, they will find allies in the Constitutional Party. You cannot be blind to their flaws, can you?


I support my Constitution as much as the next originalist, but where does God actually come down as say 'Thou shalt follow the Constitution?' I think that might be your loose constructionism coming out! :eek:

God wills it!

Perhaps when the Libertarian party gets a firm grasp on what can and cannot be realistically achieved, they will find allies in the Constitutional Party. You cannot be blind to their flaws, can you?
Which is why (I failed to mention this in my 'I love the LP post') I am actually a little-l libertarian who doesn't like to affiliate myself with the party. Unfortunately it gets too cumbersome to make the distinction time after time, and it's not like that many people know of the difference.

God wills it!
So you just admitted to loose constructionism in your previous statement? Heretic :eek: :eek: :eek:

Which is why (I failed to mention this in my 'I love the LP post') I am actually a little-l libertarian who doesn't like to affiliate myself with the party. Unfortunately it gets too cumbersome to make the distinction time after time, and it's not like that many people know of the difference.

Indeed, libertarians are much preferrable to Libertarians. Worry not, I can make the distinction between the two.


So you just admitted to loose constructionism in your previous statement? Heretic :eek: :eek: :eek:

Indeed, I did.

I was traveling east from utah with all my possessions in my car with some friends. In my trunk were some grow lights and 47 jars of mycelium that when put in a humid environment will sprout psychedelic mushrooms.

we just packed up and left for an adventure and I had never been east so it sounded like fun.

I was stopped at a gas station in Warsaw, Indiana and a fight had broken out at a house next to the gas station.

I stood by my car and watched as teh police came up and told everyone to knock it off. It was a small town and everyone knew each others name.

The cops took one look at me and decided I must be one of them hippies from teh grateful dead concert that had rioted or some shit (I like like 2 GD songs and had never been to a concert) because I had long hair.

He asked to search but I said no but he did it anyway and found the stuff (oh yeah there were bongs o'plenty). I wouldnt co-operate and talked lotsa shit to them.

I was in county jail for 2 weeks and I was everyones hero because of why I was in there and I taught them how to grow shrooms.

I also made the front page in Warsaw! w00t! I was at $100,000 bail.

They thru me out on the street after two weeks (saying to get out of town or I would be arrested as a vagrant and I can't hitchhike cuz that is illegal) and as I tried to get my car back I found out that they already sold it before I was ever found guilty of anything. I spent 3 days on the streets while I tried to get money from a friend in another state to get a bus ticket out of town.

The public defender I had was in way any help whatsoever. e looked like he was defeated for life in a hopeless little redneck town.


ahh those were the days.

I was traveling east from utah with all my possessions in my car with some friends. In my trunk were some grow lights and 47 jars of mycelium that when put in a humid environment will sprout psychedelic mushrooms.

we just packed up and left for an adventure and I had never been east so it sounded like fun.

I was stopped at a gas station in Warsaw, Indiana and a fight had broken out at a house next to the gas station.

I stood by my car and watched as teh police came up and told everyone to knock it off. It was a small town and everyone knew each others name.

The cops took one look at me and decided I must be one of them hippies from teh grateful dead concert that had rioted or some shit (I like like 2 GD songs and had never been to a concert) because I had long hair.

He asked to search but I said no but he did it anyway and found the stuff (oh yeah there were bongs o'plenty). I wouldnt co-operate and talked lotsa shit to them.

I was in country jail for 2 weeks and I was everyones hero because of why I was in there and I taught them how to grow shrooms.

I also made the front page in Warsaw! w00t! I was at $100,000 bail.

They thru me out on the street after two weeks (saying to get out of town or I would be arrested as a vagrant and I can't hitchhike cuz that is illegal) and as I tried to get my car back I found out that they already sold it before I was ever found guilty of anything. I spent 3 days on the streets while I tried to get money from a friend in another state to get a bus ticket out of town.

The public defender I had was in way any help whatsoever. e looked like he was defeated for life in a hopeless little redneck town.


ahh those were the days.


I call bullshit.

I call bullshit.


that's what I said. it was pure bullshit.

but anyway, why don't you believe it? When I feel up to it I will dig out the front page story and scan it in for proof.

Yes I have been temporarily detained for disordorly conduct.

that's what I said. it was pure bullshit.

but anyway, why don't you believe it? When I feel up to it I will dig out the front page story and scan it in for proof.

Just a noobish story.

Arrested for tearing a stop sign out of the ground with my bare hands. What really happened was that the road salt from the previous winter had eroded the base of the pole, and it fell over when I smacked it with my hand. They didn't believe me, so I stole a quarter from the back of the cop car.

Just a noobish story.
I've heard worse.

When I drove the Chevy I was pulled over about once a week if I was lucky and the car was searched pretty much every time. One time I had three saxophones pulled out and the instrument tech I rented them from called. I would get bullshit answers to why I was being pulled over ("I saw that crack in your window, the two inch one under the lip of the hood as you passed by at 45 mph me sitting at a stand still in the middle of the night," or "We had a description of a white sedan used in a robbery 1/2 hour ago 45 minutes away if you're speeding so I decided to pull over your yellow coupe."). Problem is, if you're pulled over enough eventually they'll tag you for something. And if you don't know what you're doing trying to clear it up you can end up in jail. Apparently. Because I did what I was told to do and when I showed up to explain why I was doing what I was told they put cuffs on me, which do indeed hurt. What I was told to do, as far as I can tell, was just some BS that a clerk fed me to save them some time at 5pm on a Friday and get me out of there. Fucker. (11 days. A lot had to do with not taking care of things and not realizing what was going on, which admittedly is my responsibility. I did do some fucking up, but the problem was exasperated by indifferent clerks when I did try and fix things.)

I almost ended up again in that kind of trouble when a Highway Patrol officer decided that the tag on my VW wasn't mine despite my having registration papers. ("You can get these in the mail." Yeah, from the DMV...jackass) Why he didn't run it to find out I don't know. Because I went to the DMV a half hour later and they said, "That guy doesn't know his job." and gave me a new sticker. I should have pressed the issue with wrongful something-or-other, but it was the young me and not the older me so I didn't.

But in my life I've answered the following questions a great deal:
Where are you going? ("Your momma's house")
Where are you coming from? ("From your wife.")
Got any warrants?
Can I search your car? ("Can I search yours?")

No, but on Tuesday I was sent to the principal's office for violating my school's highly oppressive, sexist dress code. When asked to wear a jacket/return home to change, and told the teacher that I refused to confirm to a policy that violated my human rights. Which should have been the right thing to do, considering the teacher had recently participated in an illegal job action, and set a precedent for all students.

Note: Some of you may wonder what I was wearing. It was, in fact, my favourite high-heeled shoes, my mildly low-cut but loose jeans (no underwear showing), and a shirt that revealed approximately one inch of my mid-drift. Not exactly obscene.

Note: Some of you may wonder what I was wearing. It was, in fact, my favourite high-heeled shoes, my mildly low-cut but loose jeans (no underwear showing), and a shirt that revealed approximately one inch of my mid-drift. Not exactly obscene.

Hawt.

Hawt.

It was. But I can't wear it to school anymore, which depresses me.

Should have heaps of times. But I always seem to talk may way out of really bad situations.

Should have heaps of times. But I always seem to talk may way out of really bad situations.

You're black. You should have been arrested a dozen times by now.

Your police forces are really slacking off...

One time i got arrested at a Bush/Kerry rally for hitting a Kerry supported who cursed out Bush lol, a proud moment for me, although now i hate Bush and Kerry. Well anyway there was a police officer behind me and saw me hit the guy, he yanked my arms back pretty quickly and cuffed me. (Handcuffs Hurt!!)Searched my pockets and every other area. I had to sit on a stupid sidewalk for 15 minutes while he waited for another officer to get there with a car. I stayed in jail for 1 night, payed the guy's medical bill then i was in the clear after some community service.

One time i got arrested at a Bush/Kerry rally for hitting a Kerry supported who cursed out Bush lol, a proud moment for me, although now i hate Bush and Kerry. Well anyway there was a police officer behind me and saw me hit the guy, he yanked my arms back pretty quickly and cuffed me. (Handcuffs Hurt!!)Searched my pockets and every other area. I had to sit on a stupid sidewalk for 15 minutes while he waited for another officer to get there with a car. I stayed in jail for 1 night, payed the guy's medical bill then i was in the clear after some community service.

I've been arrested(charged) officially three times.

The first time was three charges 1. for trespassing 2. for assualt and 3. for assualt with intent to resist arrest.

Sadly I the judge stated I was convicted of the trespasing and assault (which I didn't do...) (which she openly lied during the verdict reading.

At that arrest I was peppersprayed and dragged to a cruiser long story I was held burning in a cell for a few hours at which time they tried to let me go but I was pissed off and refused to go.. which led to the court stuff... (the two witnesses and the arresting officer purgered at the trial)

The second time was as a result of the judges verdict, I went to the court house and read a human rights declaration against corruption of justice. (I had layed an information but it was rejected prior to this, during the trial there were a bunch of lies told to me etc.. withholding case material etc..)

I was dragged out of the courthouse and pushed to the curb and told to leave without given a reason for my ejection. I stepped back on the property to get an expination and was tackled to the ground by two officers (hitting my head on cement in the process) the result of this was 4 or so days of starvation leading to over a month of forced druggings without legal appeal. (I was charged with trespassing and breach of probation) the charges were later dropped

Finally I was arrested 9 months later for utter death threats against the doctor and the staff of the hospital I was held and drugged at via electronic communcation. I was held for a month in a detention center awaiting tria then 1 month for mental assement which resulted in me being found fit to stand trial and criminally responsible.. however a couple months later the charges were dropped) I was put through an even longer starvation period this time, and tortured via food torture, misfeeding and lies about my diet.

I was vegan at the time.

(that arrest and detention was uttering death threats and breach of probation)


Sadly my criminal record of conviction stands for two things that I didn't do.
One being for a fine and another being assualt in an instant that I did't touch the said 'victim' rather she touched me and I stated she had assaulted me but I didn't press charges.

Total bs and it has altered my life signifigantly. I had a probation term of 1 year which has since elapsed but I cannot apply for a pardon (if I did, which I do not plan to for a couple more years)

this effectively bars me from travel to the us without paying a huge fee, which I do not plan too. Total bs.

Where exactly was this?

I've been detained at 4 different protests, three of which were un-permitted on federal grounds (so I had it coming), the fourth was a bullshit charge that I got dropped. None of those have turned into convictions or even overnight detention.

I was also placed in custody for tresspassing last year at school. I'd had a bad night and my friend offered to take me out for a drive, which usually translated to "You pick a direction and we'll drive that way until you decide to turn back". It was Friday night, so I had nothing to lose. We ended up in a field off the highway somewhere near the Kansas/Oklahoma border. Well. Wrong damn field. No charges came of that, either, however -- apparently the farmer in question was satisfied with two terrified college students swearing upon their ancestors' graves that they thought it was a county road.

A few times.

Once for dropping eggs off an overpass onto passing cars.

Once while trying to run home naked one night.

Once for a fight I was in.

No convictions. :)

Once.

I was driving home from work one day, and decided to go around the block an extra time, becuase I was listen to Black Sabbath, and wanted to finish a song.
I got pulled over , becuase my tail light was out.
Since it wasnt my car, (mothers) I didnt worry about it, and assumed she would take care of it.

I soon found out that your drivers liscense, is suspended, after fourteen days, if you do not respond to a traffic ticket.

15 days later, I was driving my van, wich also had a broken tail light.
This van was a rusted out shitbox, and attracted cops like dead on Elvis.
I get pulled over, and politely gave my information to the officer.
He comes back a few minutes later, and says, "Mr.******, did you know your liscense has been suspended?"

My jaw dropped like Paris Hiltons morals.

Me: "Uh...no, I didnt. Whats this mean?"

Officer: "It means you get to come downtown with me?"

Me: "You mean, like..to jail?"

Officer Thisiskindafunnynow : "Im afraid so."

So, I got to go downtown, and get my picture taken, and finger printed, and placed in the county drunk tank.
I also got to make a phone call to my mother, at 3:00 AM.

Collect.

The phone system will call any number you dial, and a message will ask the person who answers if they wish to accept the charges, from the County Jail.

My mother, apparently chose to do so.

Me, nervous, embarrased, and shamed,: "Hi...Mom?'

Mom : "What did you do!"

Me, really ashamed "Um...I got caught driving on a suspended liscense...they say I need $150 dollars to get out."

Mom :" Aww Jesus *******. (full first name withheld.) I dont have the money. I'll see what I can do."

So, I got to spend eleven and one half hours in the County drunk tank, and two meals, until my mom could borrow the money from my grandparents
to get me out of jail.

It was a fairly harmless crime, but Ive never felt like such a complete shitbird.

You're black. You should have been arrested a dozen times by now.

Your police forces are really slacking off...
My trick is to explain I'm not aboriginal.;)

Spent several times a night in a police cell after I was drunk in public. And no, I'm not proud of it you wannabe gangsters.

Nope, not yet.

I have never been detained because I usually give false information, run away or had someone throw an egg at the police officer so he chased them (my buddy got away so everyone’s a winner)

I have been "detained" until my parents could come get me more times than I can count. (fighting in junior high mostly)

I have only been arrested twice, and only ended up getting charged with anything once. It's all been expunged though. :D

God yes, two kids who bullied me in primary school attempted to "happy slap" me (for those who don't know, it involves running up to a person, hitting them ridiculously hard, and recording it.... depraved I know), and I might have fought back, just might have broken two noses, knocked out some teeth, and "accidently" left one on the floor in his own blood.

They deserved it for what they did to me, but apparently my response was unjustified:p

Yeah, I've been arrested several times. Drugs, concealed weapons (charges downgraded to harassment in court), and once for drunk driving.

when i got arrested it was like this:
(Punch)
Guy I Punched: WTF!!!
Officer: Hey Hey Hey
Me: Ya want more u liberal cracker??
(Punch)
Guy I Hit: ****
Officer: Hey hey (grabs me throws me on the ground)
Me: What seems to be the problem officer?
Officer: Give me your hands
ME: FINE
(Cuff Cuff)
Officer: Sit over there
Me:whatever

"Ever been arrested/temporarily detained?"

Yes. :headbang:

It didn't help when I kept saying, "But it was the one-armed man, I tell ya!" LOL!

Only for driving with a suspended liscense. The officer had no sense of humor. I kept joking with him as he was taking me in. I think he was constipated. Jail was cold and boring. Slept for seven hours. Went to court. Paid money.
Went home.

Oh, there was the time I slit my wrists. They took me to the ER to get sewn up. I talked them into letting me step outside for a cigarrette after the social worker saw me. I was waiting for transport to the wacky ward. I started wondering what would happen if I just walked off, since no one was watching me. So I walked off.
Turns out they send someone after you. He drove up behind me as I was walking down the highway. Put cuffs on me in spite of the bandages and made me walk back to the hospital while he drove behind me. Some people really have no sense of humor.

Once, for grafiti, detained pretty shortly, I got out the same night.
Didn't get busted at any demonstration, just too friggin good :p

Just a noobish story.


lol - do you know what noob means?

and on that note... WOW I've been here two years now apparently! Damn - it seems like 3.

Had a few cautions for general beingaprickinpublic, erm ran from police once or twice on a friday night when been upto no good, but never hauled into the cells :D

no

Only for driving with a suspended liscense. The officer had no sense of humor. I kept joking with him as he was taking me in. I think he was constipated. Jail was cold and boring. Slept for seven hours. Went to court. Paid money.
Went home.

Oh, there was the time I slit my wrists. They took me to the ER to get sewn up. I talked them into letting me step outside for a cigarrette after the social worker saw me. I was waiting for transport to the wacky ward. I started wondering what would happen if I just walked off, since no one was watching me. So I walked off.
Turns out they send someone after you. He drove up behind me as I was walking down the highway. Put cuffs on me in spite of the bandages and made me walk back to the hospital while he drove behind me. Some people really have no sense of humor.
Why the heck did u slit ure wrists??

Why the heck did u slit ure wrists??

Not too personal a question at all there...:rolleyes:

2 DUI's (low B.A.L. each time, almost legal) 2 probations, 1 month house arrest
Possession of Marijuana (beat it in court, illegal search)
Vandalism when I was 14 ($147,000 in damage, insurance company missed deadline for suing by 1 day) 1 year probation
Underage Drinking (downgraded to disorderly conduct for being honest to the cop. NEVER lie to cops! They aren't dumb! ($130 dollar fine, 90 day license suspension when I turned 16)
Skipped out on probation for a year, running from constable. Never caught me till the day after it was cleared up (I let him since it was cleared up). He was pissed. Apparently they dont get payed if they don't catch you.
Shoplifting when I was 14 (no charges, just a pissed off mom)


NEVER been in jail! OOOHHH RRRAAAHHH! :D

Twice.

First time I was 16 and on a double date. My friend parked illegally which drew the attention of the police who arrested us all because my date was too drunk to answer any questions.
We were all underage but the others were bible thumpers. They begged me to take the blame off of them and say it was all mine and I was bad influence etc. etc. I told my parents the plan before they got an earful from the pissed off parental units which saved me some lockdown time. My girlfriend had to stop seeing me. So sad. I found another one just like her a few days later.

Second time I had a few too many and decided to pass out on a friends couch like I had done numerous times before.

I knocked on her door (I knew she was home because I could hear music.). Nothing. I knocked louder. Nothing (music gets cut off). I banged on the door and announced who I was. Nothing.

I was about to bang on the door again when this scrawny Nordic type opens the door and says in broken English that Kathy didin't want to see me. I told him I wanted to hear that from Kathy and he slammed the door on me.
By this time the cops are pulling into the lot. I even went down to the security gate to let them in.

So the cops knock on the door and Mr. Aryan answers and tells them that Kathy is afraid of me (which was BS because I had spoken to her earlier in the evening and we were going out together later in the week.) The cops tell me to leave or go to jail. So I started to leave and that smart ass Swede flips me off, so I flipped him off and the cops thought I was flipping them off and they arrested me for public intoxication.
We're still friends, BTW. Kathy and I, not the Nazi wet dream. Seems I had facilitated coitus interruptus.

While I was in the holding tank I picked up a piece of paper off of the floor and read it and dropped it. It fluttered to the ground and partially landed on the shoe of the man sitting next to me. He had a black eye already and he was handcuffed (nobody else was). He called me out and started kicking at me but he was drunk and kept falling down. Everybody, including me, was laughing at him and he finally gave up and started crying on the floor.

They put me in the drunk tank on the floor. The guy above me on the bottom bunk was freaking out. Whimpering mostly then out of nowhere he would yell out insane things like "give it back" or "please leave me alone". Turns out he was pulled over for DWI but had dropped several tabs of acid before the cops could find it. I spent most of the time trying to keep him calm in between my vomiting fits.

Sheesh, you people are all such bad influences.

<Takes notes.>

Nope, never been. Cops, or at least those I deal with, like me, and I don't normally break the law. Okay I break the law all the time, but it's always in my own residence and for the most part you're cop free once you're in your own pad. Muwahahaha. Take that, cops, take that.

no, but a few close calls with being caught with baggies of weed tho (and other people with other things *cough* that i didn't know about, really)

been detained several times in several countries.

One time in oregon for fighting with another group of guys in seaside over one of my buddies talking to a girl. We were maybe 19 at the time.

Pulled over in Mexico for drunk driving out in the middle of Baja on the way to some small Mexican village that had good fishing. That was also when I was young. We spent 3 days with Mexican authorities on that one. Took a bit of cash to get out.

Actually arrested and then released in Portugal over a road rage incident. The other driver was the rager. I wasn't driving either. Still was detained and then let go after they figured out what was going on.

Ran from the police countless times for various things. Nothing major though.