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http://rankings.big-boards.com/?p=3

Wow number 3! They havent detected it is still up but still
I had not seen this reported here and thought everyone would get a kick out of it

Your title for the thread makes it seem ...less impressive.

Your title for the thread makes it seem ...less impressive.

Taking into consideration the size of the internet, and ammount of forums out there?

Very cool.. Kinda weird looking at the ones above & below us though.

Taking into consideration the size of the internet, and ammount of forums out there?

Very cool.. Kinda weird looking at the ones above & below us though.
Agreed

I guess I am too used to the massive size

The fact that we are in single diggets amazes me lol

Thanks to NS especially!

Gaia Online is number one eh? I've been there, encountered many extreemely rude teenagers who never heard of common decency and left abruptly.

That must explain the somewhat random cardiac arrests this forum suffers now and then.

I guess I am too used to the massive size
Agreed.

But being massive increases chances of suffering from heart attack, so maybe its not all good.

Bah! Let's get to number one, eveyone quick make ten more e-mail accounts and ten more user accounts on the forum!

EDIT:

Wait, Jolt's on page three. Not number three. Never mind then. :p

woohoo

we're just below the nsync fan club and the italian car and bike tuning group

what a coup

Thanks to NS especially!

Gaia Online is number one eh? I've been there, encountered many extreemely rude teenagers who never heard of common decency and left abruptly.

Several people in my animation course last year frequented this Gaia thing. They tried to get me involved but the bright lights and cutesy anime pseudoculture made me gag and spit, so I went back to Nationstates and Seibertron.

I guess I am too used to the massive size

0_0;; Yeah.. 11 threads..

hey my old login still works at gaia - yeah it isnt all that great - crazy that it's so huge!

And you never get to know anyone.

General is like a Podunk town. People come and go, but the same core of posters can always be seen, debatin crap, and spittin in the tobacco tin.

Those other massive ones are like LA. You see one guy, and you never see him again.

Gaia is terrible. I dare anyone to make a thread that there isn't some sarcastic loser who tries to put you down.

I mean really. Make a thread about the letter "K" and see what you get.

Gaia is terrible. I dare anyone to make a thread that there isn't some sarcastic loser who tries to put you down.

I mean really. Make a thread about the letter "K" and see what you get.

Er...and General isn't full of sarcastic people?

(we are not losers)

Gaia is terrible. I dare anyone to make a thread that there isn't some sarcastic loser who tries to put you down.

I mean really. Make a thread about the letter "K" and see what you get.


exactly!

and regarding NS jolt - I was starting to get paranoid liek Eut and thought perhaps Jolt was the victim of some DoS attack by right wingers because we pwn them so hard :p

Er...and General isn't full of sarcastic people?

(we are not losers)

Trust me, the Gaia crowd is the Worst of several worlds. Like mixing terrible Emo music with Anime Fanboy/girl interests and you get these people. They should rename the whole phenomenon "Anemo"

Trust me, the Gaia crowd is the Worst of several worlds. Like mixing terrible Emo music with Anime Fanboy/girl interests and you get these people. They should rename the whole phenomenon "Anemo"
Oh My God...

*explodes from loser overload*

Er...and General isn't full of sarcastic people?

(we are not losers)
At least we're sarcastic about stuff that makes sense.

Scratch that.

At least our per capita sarcasm isn't through the roof like theirs. Yeah that's it.

EDIT: I accidently used "theres" instead of "theirs." I would've been flamed for that in Gaia.

EDIT: I accidently used "theres" instead of "theirs." I would've been flamed for that in Gaia.

Damnit, now I have to try that. Anyone care to join me?:p

At least we're sarcastic about stuff that makes sense.

Scratch that.

At least our per capita sarcasm isn't through the roof like theirs. Yeah that's it.

EDIT: I accidently used "theres" instead of "theirs." I would've been flamed for that in Gaia.


NS, make sense?

What the hell you smokin, boy?

Damnit, now I have to try that. Anyone care to join me?:p

I'm not going in there. Flame wars I can handle, but the next time an american chick with a screw loose asks me to call her by some japanese fictional character's name...Megaloria's gonna hafta choke a bitch.

*comes back horrified* Fuck.. jesus fucking christ.. what the hell is wrong with those people?

Links, guys. Links.

Jesus fucking Christ
Man, somedays I wish I could do that to myself. The Son of God always gets to have the most fun. :(

*comes back horrified* Fuck.. jesus fucking christ.. what the hell is wrong with those people?
I was going to go try visiting the Christian forums (they are like ranked 6th or something like that)

But I guess their forum is not firefox and or *nix friendly

I open the page and firefox startes eating up 95+ percent of my cpu and all my ram and just sits there

Basterds I have never seen anything like it before

They must know only athiests use Linux lol :p

My lord... those Gaia forms are hard on the eyes.

quality over quantity argh :mad:

http://rankings.big-boards.com/?p=3

Wow number 3! They havent detected it is still up but still
I had not seen this reported here and thought everyone would get a kick out of it
I don't get a frakking "kick" out of it! It's totally undeserved! Jolt frakking SUCKS! Motha-frakkers! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! :headbang:

And a Dutch site in 9th place! Considering that not that many people around the world speak Dutch, I think that's pretty impressive.

My lord... those Gaia forms are hard on the eyes.
Fuck..
Fuck yes.

Woot! And we make up at least half of Jolt's traffic.

awesomeness :D
we rule, they suck, yadda yadda *nods*


oh and yay for the forums finally being back up (lets hope it holds this time) :)


edit: wow the IMBB i used to post on is lowly down at #789, heh

and it would seem the old forums were #400-something
http://www.big-boards.com/highlight/100/

interesting...


(the link given in info page is http://www.nationstates.net/forum/i..
and it says powered by phpBB when jolt is vBullitin, is it not?
http://www.big-boards.com/board/100/)

I...

Jesus H Christ. The Gaia forums are...nasty. Imagine the Jolt Spam forum. Then multiply by one hundred. Then add in a bout of depression we've never even imagined. Add in a large spoonful of racism, and a lorry-load more of depression, and you've got the General forum of Gaia. The prosecution enters Peoples Evidence 1 and 2:

1: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=2&sid=30c20ea0b5edcd536458993ad6519c72

2:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11861016

Fuck, I can't get over it. The Gaia forum is nasty.

I pretend you love me, and touch me. and kiss me softly

Sad.. So very sad, and it seems she was serious too?

wow. Gaia sucks.
seems to be nothing more than a congregation of whiney teenagers moping about pointless relationship issues which, if they had a collective spine between them, wouldn't even be a problem.
or, at least, that was my first impression. ;)

and to think i made an avatar there once and was going to post... what a fool i'd have been. NS > Gaia *nods*

My God. Who the hell let depressed teens have their own site?

I was in a kind of bad/depressed mood, then I saw the Gaia forums, I feel better now.

And the Dutch Fok.nl coming on number 9:D

My f'ing GOD!

Those Gaia forums..... can they even be qualified as forums? Can a forum be called a forum when such un-forum-like discussion is discussed in such a manner such as that? Whoa.

We'd be doing better if these servers started working properly. :D

My f'ing GOD!

Those Gaia forums..... can they even be qualified as forums? Can a forum be called a forum when such un-forum-like discussion is discussed in such a manner such as that? Whoa.
Are you high? "Un-fourm-like discussion is discussed"... jesus, Darwin & the easter bunny...

we have a long way to catch up with stinking Gaia...

us + jolt (of which we constitute approx 51%): 8,441,057
Gaia: 506,187,979 posts :eek:

so.... much.... crap...

we have a long way to catch up with stinking Gaia...

us + jolt (of which we constitute approx 51%): 8,441,057
Gaia: 506,187,979 posts :eek:

so.... much.... crap...
They probably do like.. 'One letter post' threads. And stupid shit like that.
"See how long you can draw out really pointless bullshit".

Are you high? "Un-fourm-like discussion is discussed"... jesus, Darwin & the easter bunny...No not at all, just a severe lack of sleep.

I've had 3 hours of sleep in the last 144 hours.

They probably do like.. 'One letter post' threads. And stupid shit like that.
"See how long you can draw out really pointless bullshit".
*cough* (http://s13.invisionfree.com/Athar/index.php?showtopic=198&st=30)

*shiftyeyes*




but going by that, Athar should be up to #1 in no time :D
NS is quality over quantity (thanks to the moddys *smooches* ;))

1: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=2&sid=30c20ea0b5edcd536458993ad6519c72

2:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11861016
right, time to take to those forums and it's users with a flamethrower. would anyone like to join me?

They probably do like.. 'One letter post' threads. And stupid shit like that.
"See how long you can draw out really pointless bullshit".
Jeez, Gaia sucks ass. Not so much the posting, my mind blanked that out, but the Goddamn COLOUR SCHEME!!1!:headbang:

However, many times jolt crashes a minute, it still is preferable; nay, infinitely preferable, to Gaia. *feels unclean for even looking at it*

Jeez, Gaia sucks ass. Not so much the posting, my mind blanked that out, but the Goddamn COLOUR SCHEME!!1!:headbang:

However, many times jolt crashes a minute, it still is preferable; nay, infinitely preferable, to Gaia. *feels unclean for even looking at it*
for some reason after looking at it i get the urge to see if i can get banned from them.
i doubt it's actually possible and even if it is, it would be to show them how dodgy they are

A lot of those forums are dedicated to just video games, and part of Jolt is too.

Jeez, Gaia sucks ass. Not so much the posting, my mind blanked that out, but the Goddamn COLOUR SCHEME!!1!:headbang:

However, many times jolt crashes a minute, it still is preferable; nay, infinitely preferable, to Gaia. *feels unclean for even looking at it*
Their things.. Move. Movement on a forum hurts my eyes.

Their things.. Move. Movement on a forum hurts my eyes.
what kind of a computer user are you if you can't take staring at weird and unusual moving patterns on screen?

what kind of a computer user are you if you can't take staring at weird and unusual moving patterns on screen?

Definitely not a computer gamer. :)

what kind of a computer user are you if you can't take staring at weird and unusual moving patterns on screen?
Extraordinarily lacking in sleep.

Definitely not a computer gamer.
Well, I used to play a lot of games.. I was addicted to some even..


Being so tired, I prefer peace (aka NS forum) to movement and strange colouring (Gaia).

Definitely not a computer gamer. :)
or a mac user, though even they have problems with stuff like that despite how the dock works. i know mac users who can't sleep because of the glowing standby mode button

Extraordinarily lacking in sleep.


Well, I used to play a lot of games.. I was addicted to some even..


Being so tired, I prefer peace (aka NS forum) to movement and strange colouring (Gaia).
how about sleep?
wait, as a true geek i should never suggest such a thing, only more caffeine :D

how about sleep?
wait, as a true geek i should never suggest such a thing, only more caffeine :D
Exactly haha. I'm more lacking in caffeine than sleep I guess.

Sleep is for the weak. Which I just might become soon.

Exactly haha. I'm more lacking in caffeine than sleep I guess.

Sleep is for the weak. Which I just might become soon.
no, you must fight it! you know what keeps me awake and interested? coding in DLX assembly. it's coding in assembly, but at least it's not as confusing as IA32 or one of the 64 bit assemblies

no, you must fight it! you know what keeps me awake and interested? coding in DLX assembly. it's coding in assembly, but at least it's not as confusing as IA32 or one of the 64 bit assemblies
Yip, you lost me.
I'm not quite that geek :(

Yip, you lost me.
I'm not quite that geek :(
tsk, tsk. can't even code in assembly. admittedly i only learnt DLX last year and i know almost nothing of IA32 but still. any man must know some assembly by the age of 20, it's the real mans programming language

tsk, tsk. can't even code in assembly. admittedly i only learnt DLX last year and i know almost nothing of IA32 but still. any man must know some assembly by the age of 20, it's the real mans programming language
Four years to go :). I'll get there.

Four years to go :). I'll get there.
fair enough, assembly is basically a human readable form of machine code, the 1s and 0s that computers work on. higher level programming languages get turned into assembly code, then machine code. you get to learn some of the easier stuff about it in second year at uni, or at least in australian unis

My God. Who the hell let depressed teens have their own site?

Hear hear! :D

Im glad of being part of this....

now is there a gift involved? something that makes a funny sound would appease me.

Their things.. Move.
:D Heh. They do indeed. And they're awfully colorful and big, too - did you see the size of those sigs? Ugh. And what's up with the posts being wrapped in those silly speech bubbles?


But you have to admit nobody can beat this for a thread starter (quoted directly from the evidence entered upthread on behalf of the People):
I often pretend that I am in command of a group of Lesbian submarine pirates. We're all American for the most part, but we speak in Russian accents. It's amusing. And why not?
Yeah, why the hell not?

Ya we beat American Idol! YA! alright! woho! Ya! We kick ***

Anyone notice how we'd be #138 all on our own, just NationStates?

No not at all, just a severe lack of sleep.

I've had 3 hours of sleep in the last 144 hours.
Ah yes. Nothing does your mind good, like forcing it stay awake for long periods.

Ah yes. Nothing does your mind good, like forcing it stay awake for long periods.
I blame this on you.