The Groin Gun.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-01-2006, 12:06
Here's a brainstorming challenge:
What would it take to develop a projectile weapon whose projectiles specifically sought out and struck the crotch of it's target?
Yukonuthead the Fourth
18-01-2006, 12:09
Heat seeking bullets with fins for maneouvering. Perhaps a small A.I. chip and a camera.
Agreeable societies
18-01-2006, 12:19
Here's a brainstorming challenge:
What would it take to develop a projectile weapon whose projectiles specifically sought out and struck the crotch of it's target?
I've always found a ladys foot/knee to be the most accurate and devastating.
... perhaps we could launch them from some sort of cannon?
:eek:
Perhaps we could develop a odor-seeking projectile.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-01-2006, 12:29
I've always found a ladys foot/knee to be the most accurate and devastating.
... perhaps we could launch them from some sort of cannon?
:eek:
Ladies, or just their knees?
Divine Imaginary Fluff
18-01-2006, 12:33
Ladies, or just their knees?
Just their knees. That way, you get two shots for every woman.
Agreeable societies
18-01-2006, 12:33
@lunatic Goofballs
Which ever fits better!
We could get four projectiles if we used both knees and both feet
Murderous maniacs
18-01-2006, 12:52
Here's a brainstorming challenge:
What would it take to develop a projectile weapon whose projectiles specifically sought out and struck the crotch of it's target?
we could just make a psychological weapon that makes you think it happened.
possibly a modified orgasmatron :p
Lunatic Goofballs
18-01-2006, 12:54
we could just make a psychological weapon that makes you think it happened.
possibly a modified orgasmatron :p
What, like manipulation of neural impulses?
Here's a brainstorming challenge:
What would it take to develop a projectile weapon whose projectiles specifically sought out and struck the crotch of it's target?
We could call it a penis.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-01-2006, 12:58
We could call it a penis.
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Christz/Christz_pillepalle.gif
Mariehamn
18-01-2006, 12:59
We could call it a penis.
ROFL! :p
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ROFLMAO! :D
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Christz/Christz_pillepalle.gif
You've been into smilies lately.
Murderous maniacs
18-01-2006, 13:04
What, like manipulation of neural impulses?
something like that, possibly we could also acheive something by overstimulatting the optic nerves with various flashing lights and colours if we can't do the former
Lunatic Goofballs
18-01-2006, 13:26
You've been into smilies lately.
I've always been into smilies. But I use them sparingly. Long ago, they nearly got banned from NS for overusage. I don't want to start a smilie revival.
We could call it a penis.
...almost fell off my chair laughing. Thanks!!