NationStates Jolt Archive

I was at the Dockside Comedy Bar another night and bore witness to an interesting course of a events.

An illfortuned comic began his routine to thunderous applause only to state the one line no entertainer should ever say in the Labour State "Now personally I'm a fan of Bush".

Assuming sarcasm, sporadic laughter ensued. Then, he made his second mistake.

"No seriously..." He went on to deliver the praise of Bush and condemnation of the entire leftist movement.

Needless to say, a culmination of either the "Boooooooooo Get off the f*cking stage!" or hailstorm of liquor bottles lead him to vacate the premises.

Coupled with an interesting event on the train this week, in which a security guard asked me what I thought of the war in Iraq and the entire train joined in on a Mao-era denunciation of Bush, I've concluded... people really hate bush...

And his supporters...

George W. Bush has united the World. ...against him. :D

George W. Bush has united the World. ...against him. :D
We have a new addition to my sig, congrads.

This just goes to show that it indeed is practical to carry tomatoes with you to these things. Liquor bottles are for yobs.

This just goes to show that it indeed is practical to carry tomatoes with you to these things. Liquor bottles are for yobs.
I live in Australia. The yobbo:culture ratio is so grande, you point is moot...

How can any comedian possibly like Bush openly? What was he doing, trying to convert people with humour? Man, what a stupid person!

I live in Australia. The yobbo:culture ratio is so grande, you point is moot...

I forget.

How can any comedian possibly like Bush openly? What was he doing, trying to convert people with humour? Man, what a stupid person!

I find his views quite hilarious, actually. :D

I find his views quite hilarious, actually. :D

Well... Yeeeaah!

I was at the Dockside Comedy Bar another night and bore witness to an interesting course of a events.

An illfortuned comic began his routine to thunderous applause only to state the one line no entertainer should ever say in the Labour State "Now personally I'm a fan of Bush".

Assuming sarcasm, sporadic laughter ensued. Then, he made his second mistake.

"No seriously..." He went on to deliver the praise of Bush and condemnation of the entire leftist movement.

Needless to say, a culmination of either the "Boooooooooo Get off the f*cking stage!" or hailstorm of liquor bottles lead him to vacate the premises.

Coupled with an interesting event on the train this week, in which a security guard asked me what I thought of the war in Iraq and the entire train joined in on a Mao-era denunciation of Bush, I've concluded... people really hate bush...

And his supporters...

Are you sure you were at a comedy bar and not a party political conference?

Are you sure you were at a comedy bar and not a party political conference?
I was pretty drunk... But the fact everything -including the tickets- read Dockside Comedy Bar I am reasonably certain I wasn't at the Liberal* Party Conferance...


*The Australian Liberal Party has been conservative since Howard assumed control for reasons that confound the mind and molest all reasonable logic

Haha, what an asshole.

I'll see your tomatoe Fass and raise you an exploding rose.

Doesn't anybody throw dung anymore??? :confused:

Haha, what an asshole.

I'll see your tomatoe Fass and raise you an exploding rose.
What ever happened to you Xippy?

*The Australian Liberal Party has been conservative since Howard assumed control for reasons that confound the mind and molest all reasonable logic
What? I thought this was in the States!

*]...the Labour State...
I believed that this was a state's nickname I didn't know!

The situation back home is the same then? What's going on? Are people waking up enough that entire crowds hate Bush? Ahh!

*pulls hair out of head*

Doesn't anybody throw dung anymore??? :confused:
Not since we evolved sentiency, no.

Not since we evolved sentiency, no.

Pity. Few things send as powerful a message as a handful of cow poo.

Pity. Few things send as powerful a message as a handful of cow poo.

And that my friend is why nobody fucks with monkeys.

What ever happened to you Xippy?

:confused: I only had like 100 posts when I got Deleted.

The Atheist Haven[the region I've been in since I started here] was doing a mock invade&boot. The region we invaded was formed and ran by The Noble Men's puppet nation( The Noble Men founded and runs -with the council- Atheist Haven ). We booted his puppet, the mods lost it, deleted three+ of us. :rolleyes:

And that my friend is why nobody fucks with monkeys.
Hm, I always attributed that phobia to the movie where the monkey picks his ass..

Pity. Few things send as powerful a message as a handful of cow poo.
What about a spork to a head?

And that my friend is why nobody fucks with monkeys.

YAY Monkeys! :D

What about a spork to a head?

Depends on the velocity of the spork.

:confused: I only had like 100 posts when I got Deleted.

The Atheist Haven[the region I've been in since I started here] was doing a mock invade&boot. The region we invaded was formed and ran by The Noble Men's puppet nation( The Noble Men founded and runs -with the council- Atheist Haven ). We booted his puppet, the mods lost it, deleted three+ of us. :rolleyes:


Hm, I always attributed that phobia to the movie where the monkey picks his ass..
Sux to be you... I used to be Rotovia, until a Mod-related-incident...

Sux to be you... I used to be Rotovia, until a Mod-related-incident...

*snickers*
Care to share?

What about a spork to a head?

Perhaps a brick? Not much more powerful then a brick, when considering things people can lob...

Perhaps he was talking about Kate, not the chimp?
She has a new album out, after all.

*backstage*
"Rough crowd tonight?"
"Kin'ell, Bruce, they must prefer Tori Amos round here."

*snickers*
Care to share?



Perhaps a brick? Not much more powerful then a brick, when considering things people can lob...
I posted a thread entitled "Anyone I haven't Offended Bi*atch?!". Which everyone, including a Mod, realised as satire got me deleted.

How about a thermo-nulcear warhead? If you hit someone with those just right, you can do some serious damage...

I posted a thread entitled "Anyone I haven't Offended Bi*atch?!". Which everyone, including a Mod, realised as satire got me deleted.

How about a thermo-nulcear warhead? If you hit someone with those just right, you can do some serious damage...

A scoop of anti-matter. That'll mess him up. *nod*

How about a thermo-nulcear warhead? If you hit someone with those just right, you can do some serious damage...
:P


I posted a thread entitled "Anyone I haven't Offended Bi*atch?!". Which everyone, including a Mod, realised as satire got me deleted.


O.o Seems... *searches dictionary for the word* ah! Tha's it! Redundant!

When you consider that, during the course of browsing General for any prolonged time you will be offended; regardless of race or religious beliefs[or lack of]. Poking fun at simple facts shouldn't get you deleted... :confused: Ah well..

George W. Bush has united the World. ...against him. :D
Well, he did say he was a uniter...

We have a new addition to my sig, congrads.
I like that one, too!:sniper:

If it was possible to cast this assclown in the most positive light, I would say he probably thought he was being a "Performance Artist" like Andy Kaufman.

Of course Andy Kaufman was only funny when he was on Taxi.

Hmm yeah, everyone is against Bush... now. Oh sure, hop on the bandwagon... when it's too late. Where were all these righteously indignant people last two presidential elections? Oh yeah, they were voting for Bush. Assholes.

Hmm yeah, everyone is against Bush... now. Oh sure, hop on the bandwagon... when it's too late. Where were all these righteously indignant people last two presidential elections? Oh yeah, they were voting for Bush. Assholes.
It's possible some of them only became indignant after it was decided that what Florida voted was completely irrelevant because the state is full of queers and wetbacks back in 2000?