NationStates Jolt Archive


England: Your tax dollars at work.

Gothamique
18-01-2006, 03:27
Heh. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1981218,00.html)

Oh, so many things to make fun of... Maybe it's just a case of misdiagnosed gender identity disorder? Since some transexuals prefer exorbinant titles like "shir" instead of "sir," or "hemale" instead of "female," what do you call this guy? Heshehemale? And I bet you guys thought your money was going towards education or to maintain the roads. Nope, part of your paychecks go towards an attempted murderer's double sex change operations. Heh.
Achtung 45
18-01-2006, 03:30
haha, you brits can't waste money like us Americans!

we're the pros at that (http://nationalpriorities.org/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=182)
Gothamique
18-01-2006, 03:40
haha, you brits can't waste money like us Americans!

we're the pros at that (http://nationalpriorities.org/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=182)

Wow. From transexuals to Iraq in one post, nicely done. Just curious, if I make a post about the Olsen twins, how would you tie it in to how Bush is hiding the cryogenically frozen corpse of Osama bin Laden until his approval numbers hit the twenties?
Achtung 45
18-01-2006, 03:44
Wow. From transexuals to Iraq in one post, nicely done.Thank you, compliment accepted. :D
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
18-01-2006, 03:45
Wow. From transexuals to Iraq in one post, nicely done. Just curious, if I make a post about the Olsen twins, how would you tie it in to how Bush is hiding the cryogenically frozen corpse of Osama bin Laden until his approval numbers hit the twenties?
Quite easily. Their exists a Nazi version of the Olsen Twins called Prussian Blue. George Bush is a Nazi. None of the people mentioned thus far have any life left in their spent careers, Osama bin Laden's frozen corpse is dead.

There you go, Merry Fucking Christmas.
Gothamique
18-01-2006, 03:49
Quite easily. Their exists a Nazi version of the Olsen Twins called Prussian Blue. George Bush is a Nazi. None of the people mentioned thus far have any life left in their spent careers, Osama bin Laden's frozen corpse is dead.

There you go, Merry Fucking Christmas.

Three words: Shock. And. Awe. :eek:
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
18-01-2006, 03:52
Three words: Shock. And. Awe. :eek:
Never issue a challenge you don't want some smart ass taking up.
The South Islands
18-01-2006, 03:56
Quite easily. Their exists a Nazi version of the Olsen Twins called Prussian Blue. George Bush is a Nazi. None of the people mentioned thus far have any life left in their spent careers, Osama bin Laden's frozen corpse is dead.

There you go, Merry Fucking Christmas.
It took you that many words to get from A to B to C to F? :eek:
Mythotic Kelkia
18-01-2006, 03:58
And here I was thinking the country I live in was called "The United Kingdom" and that our currency was "the pound sterling".
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
18-01-2006, 04:04
And here I was thinking the country I live in was called "The United Kingdom" and that our currency was "the pound sterling".
Silly foriegner and your non US-centrism. Won't you ever learn? All is as USians say, the rest of the universe is our bitch. Yes, even the Traxlaezians.
Chellis
18-01-2006, 04:13
And here I was thinking the country I live in was called "The United Kingdom" and that our currency was "the pound sterling".

England is valid, if its actually in england... if not fully proper.

As for the currency, spot on.
Gothamique
18-01-2006, 04:15
Silly foriegner and your non US-centrism. Won't you ever learn? All is as USians say, the rest of the universe is our bitch. Yes, even the Traxlaezians.

Stupid punk assed Traxlaezians, with their socialized healthcare, flying around in their galaxy class starcrushers. Grr.

Pounds sterling, dollars, United Kingdom, England, whatever. Whoever you are and whatever your currency is, it's going to a double sex change for an attempted murderer.
The South Islands
18-01-2006, 04:16
Stupid punk assed Traxlaezians, with their socialized healthcare, flying around in their galaxy class starcrushers. Grr.

Pounds sterling, dollars, United Kingdom, England, whatever. Whoever you are and whatever your currency is, it's going to a double sex change for an attempted murderer.
Socialized healthcare? I thought it was National Healthcare Service. Oh well.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
18-01-2006, 04:22
Socialized healthcare? I thought it was National Healthcare Service. Oh well.
No, the Traxlaezians have "Socialized Healthcare." Basically, you go to your doctor during a social event and start asking him detailed and disgusting medical questions just as he starts eating his ice cream. Eventually, he shoots with a death ray just to get some peace, and as your body is reduced to component atoms, all your diseases are destroyed.
Gothamique
18-01-2006, 04:22
Socialized healthcare? I thought it was National Healthcare Service. Oh well.

Holy blood blubbering vagina, Batman, there's a lot of pompous one upping on this board. Fine, I'll join in.

The Traxlaezians are an entire race that populate an entire planet. So it's GLOBAL Healthcare Service. D'oh.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
18-01-2006, 04:30
Holy blood blubbering vagina, Batman, there's a lot of pompous one upping on this board. Fine, I'll join in.

The Traxlaezians are an entire race that populate an entire planet. So it's GLOBAL Healthcare Service. D'oh.
Actually, since their off world colonies beyond their solar systems developed permanent populations a few decades ago, they now have an INTERSTELLAR Healthcare Service.
Somewhere
18-01-2006, 05:01
Heh. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1981218,00.html)

Oh, so many things to make fun of... Maybe it's just a case of misdiagnosed gender identity disorder? Since some transexuals prefer exorbinant titles like "shir" instead of "sir," or "hemale" instead of "female," what do you call this guy? Heshehemale? And I bet you guys thought your money was going towards education or to maintain the roads. Nope, part of your paychecks go towards an attempted murderer's double sex change operations. Heh.
As appalling as it is, it's hardly a surprise. British governments (Particularly the current one) are always obsessed with pacifying society's whingers.
UpwardThrust
18-01-2006, 05:40
At least it did not happen in america ... I am awfull tired of hearing that "only in america" BS phraze
Avika
18-01-2006, 05:48
The UK has that.
The US has:
The USAF(United States Air Force) spent a couple thousand dollars to see whether air craft noise bothered pregnant horses. They came up with maybe.
I'll try to find some more.
Lacadaemon
18-01-2006, 05:57
Bloody 'new' Labour.
Daft Viagria
18-01-2006, 11:37
Heh. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1981218,00.html)
attempted murderer's double sex change operations

**Putting on jodhpurs and stiff upper lip
**So, how does a double sex change work then?
[NS:::]Elgesh
18-01-2006, 12:12
**Putting on jodhpurs and stiff upper lip
**So, how does a double sex change work then?

Messily, I presume... <grue...>

Lot of fuss about not very much (I'd say it was making a mountain out of a molehill, but this John/Jane/John Pilley character might take that the wrong way...:p) Did you see on the link the numbers of folk who have sex changes a year in the UK? A few hundred out of 60 million. The number who have it done on the NHS instead of privately? Even fewer. The number of prisoners? The journalist was able to find 2 in total. Over the past 14 years :rolleyes:
Nadkor
18-01-2006, 13:05
It's possible, of course, that he was endlessly taunted in the women's jail (after all the article does say "but after living in the female jail has decided to become a man again"), which was something he didn't get in the men's jail. So he's decided it was just easier in the men's jail, because his life there was easier, so he's going to go back to being a man. Just because it's easier, not because it's what he feels he is.

And meh, he lives in the UK, he gets NHS treatment like anybody else. No big deal, really.
Anarchic Conceptions
18-01-2006, 15:16
Heh. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1981218,00.html)


Yep, the how many millions of pounds they are planning to waste of the ID card rubbish just pales in comparison doesn't it...
Nag Ehgoeg
18-01-2006, 15:19
And here I was thinking the country I live in was called "The United Kingdom" and that our currency was "the pound sterling".

"Oh man burn! That is a burn dude! Burn!"
Laenis
18-01-2006, 15:46
Damn those pasty limeys with their evil socialised system of health care! Every time I think of one of their poor opressed buisnessmen who earn a mere £100,000 a year after the big evil government has stolen from them, I shed a tear.

What's worse is that it helps keep those scummy, sub-human children who dared to be born into a poor family alive! If it were up to me, anyone born to a family that earned under £20,000 a year would be assigned to one of those perfect and blessed corporations as a slave - the more power they have and the less governments have, the better off we'll all be, right?
Eruantalon
18-01-2006, 19:55
England: Your tax dollars at work.
1. Why can Americans never say Britain? England is only a part of it.

2. Brits use pounds, not dollars, you redneck. ;)

3. Why should prisoners get free sex-change operations?