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I'm thinking of ways to piss off P.E.T.A. I've got 2 good ideas.

1. Wear my leather gloves to one of their conventions.

2. Form "People Eating Tasty Animals" Our goal would be eat 3 animals for every animal they don't (God bless Maddox).

Anyone know what PETA actually stands for?

3. Adopt a pet from the animal shelter.

4: Have KFC cater their social events. :)

5. Make love to a goat

Just being me seems to be enough to piss them off. My love of beef rivals Romee and Juliet's love for each other.

In fact, I'd kill myself for a t-bone, if only I could eat it after I was dead.

Anyone know what PETA actually stands for?
People for erotically touching animals?

Those are good, but I'm looking for something that will really drive it home to them...tell them "Shut the hell up, I don't care, stop sending me mail!"

Those are good, but I'm looking for something that will really drive it home to them...tell them "Shut the hell up, I don't care, stop sending me mail!"
Take a dozen puppes, beat them with a heavy, blunt object, then drown them and fry them to a crisp. Serve the meat to homeless people and then sell the homeless people to Southeast Asian pimps.

Those are good, but I'm looking for something that will really drive it home to them...tell them "Shut the hell up, I don't care, stop sending me mail!"

Bathe daily in the blood of sea otters. *nod*

Those are good, but I'm looking for something that will really drive it home to them...tell them "Shut the hell up, I don't care, stop sending me mail!"
Kill some kittens ;)

I'm thinking of ways to piss off P.E.T.A. I've got 2 good ideas.

1. Wear my leather gloves to one of their conventions.

2. Form "People Eating Tasty Animals" Our goal would be eat 3 animals for every animal they don't (God bless Maddox).

Anyone know what PETA actually stands for?
Interesting that you hate them and yet don't know what the acronym means. It means:
People for the
Ethical
Treatment of
Animals

Bathe daily in the blood of sea otters. *nod*
It does wonders for you complection.

Take a dozen puppes, beat them with a heavy, blunt object, then drown them and fry them to a crisp. Serve the meat to homeless people and then sell the homeless people to Southeast Asian pimps.

HOly shit... theres this chinese place near my cousin's in Florida (Palm Beach I think), and they got shut down for using racoons in their General Tsou's chicken.

Best chicken I've ever eaten.

It does wonders for you complection.

Yes, but you develop an uncotrollable urge to eat your food while floating in the ocean. :p

HOly shit... theres this chinese place near my cousin's in Florida (Palm Beach I think), and they got shut down for using racoons in their General Tsou's chicken.

Best chicken I've ever eaten.

By the way, I have no problem with chinese restaurants that serve cat, dog, raccoons, etc. Doesn't phase me in the least. As long as they call it what it is. You know:

Sweet and Sour Cat.
Moo Goo Dog Pan.
Raccoon Fried Rice.

No problem. I have a problem, however, with them serving me cat and calling it 'chicken'. :mad:

Yes, but you develop an uncotrollable urge to eat your food while floating in the ocean. :p
But the super-happy, go-go pills make everything better.

By the way, I have no problem with chinese restaurants that serve cat, dog, raccoons, etc. Doesn't phase me in the least. As long as they call it what it is. You know:

Sweet and Sour Cat.
Moo Goo Dog Pan.
Raccoon Fried Rice.

No problem. I have a problem, however, with them serving me cat and calling it 'chicken'. :mad:

So as long as they honestly present it to you, its all good?

3. Adopt a pet from the animal shelter.

Ahm? Ok. They are not a topic I tend to follow.

How would this piss them off?

Sweet and Sour Cat.
Moo Goo Dog Pan.
Raccoon Fried Rice.
Lunatic Goofballs your genius strikes again!

So as long as they honestly present it to you, its all good?

I expect to get the animal I order!

I expect to get the animal I order!

Yeah, we actually had a situation like that up in Mentor...a Chinese buffet was selling goat that it actually slaughtered on site as beef and chicken.

I expect to get the animal I order!

I agree. Instead of "People eating tasty animals,"
it should be "People embracing the accurrate representation of animals on menues."

Yeah, we actually had a situation like that up in Mentor...a Chinese buffet was selling goat that it actually slaughtered on site as beef and chicken.

What we had was these guys would open their garage, then put leftovers and scraps in it. Then when the raccoons came in, they caught, killed and slaughtered them on site.

Still was great tasting.

Yeah, we actually had a situation like that up in Mentor...a Chinese buffet was selling goat that it actually slaughtered on site as beef and chicken.

What annoys me most is that it's really good! Cashew Cat is delightful. But people are so shocked and repulsed to find out that it isn't Cashew Chicken, that they don't take the time to remember just how tasty it was.

But I remember. *nod*

One could always show up at a meeting with a big bag and shouting "cats! I take your cats!"

One could always show up at a meeting with a big bag and shouting "cats! I take your cats!"

I've got it!!! www.bonsaikitten.com

Its so brilliant. I'll get one of these and tote it to a PETA convention. It'll be like a kitty pouch thing.

Shout "You killed an endangered animal that looked like a dog." at them.
Where a shirt that says"I belong to the Prevention of Ethical Treatment for Animals, otherwise known as PETA."
Go to a meeting and bring a hamburger. Also a great way to get the members arrested for assault.

Go to a meeting and bring a hamburger. Also a great way to get the members arrested for assault.
Better yet, take a cow and start making it hamburger right there!

Buy a whole bunch of Hamburgers and Meat Lover Pizza and just start handing them out. Hell set up a Pinic area right there!

Where a shirt that says"I belong to the Prevention of Ethical Treatment for Animals, otherwise known as PETA."


Thats not bad...
I'm thinking bigger than shirts... billboards, bumper stickers, Corn mazes.... something that you can read from an airplane. Maybe not a bumper sticker...

I've got it. I'll make a giant sign across 3 midwestern states out of cheese-whiz.

Ahm? Ok. They are not a topic I tend to follow.

How would this piss them off?
PETA believes pet ownership is tantamount to slavery, like plantation slavery with black slaves going around saying "Yes, mas'ah."

Thats not bad...
I'm thinking bigger than shirts... billboards, bumper stickers, Corn mazes.... something that you can read from an airplane. Maybe not a bumper sticker...

I've got it. I'll make a giant sign across 3 midwestern states out of cheese-whiz.

Bacon strips. Make it out of bacon strips and sausage links. :)

PETA believes pet ownership is tantamount to slavery, like plantation slavery with black slaves going around saying "Yes, mas'ah."

It's true!

My cat owns me. :eek:

Bacon strips. Make it out of bacon strips and sausage links. :)

Italian, or breakfast sausages?

Italian, or breakfast sausages?

Both, silly. :p

Both, silly. :p

Of course... should I throw some eggs and maybe a few hashbrowns in there too?
Hell...lets make it visible from the space station!

It's true!

My cat owns me. :eek:

Same here...and she doesn't let me forget it.

What I want to understand of PETA is this: If I order a Meat Lover's pizza and eat it, I am horrible, but if I feed it to my dog, is that OK?

PETA believes pet ownership is tantamount to slavery, like plantation slavery with black slaves going around saying "Yes, mas'ah."

They do?

Pulled from their site:

Obedience Training
PETA wholeheartedly supports humane, interactive training because it gives dogs greater freedom and a better understanding of our world. Untrained dogs are often constantly punished for their “improper” behavior and restrained so that they don’t “get into trouble.” Dogs should be trained only by their guardians; turning a dog over to someone else for training not only invites unseen abuse, it also does nothing to teach guardians how to communicate effectively with their animal companions.

Compassion, clarity, and consistency are the most important elements of dog training. Training should not include any activity that endangers animals or puts undue stress on them. Good books on the subject include Communicating With Your Dog: A Humane Approach to Dog Training, by Ted Baer; Dog Talk, by John Ross; and, for solving dog behavioral problems, Dogs Behaving Badly and The Dog Who Loved Too Much

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Could it be they have a few nut cases that belive that?

Do they actively discourage pet ownership?

I'm thinking of ways to piss off P.E.T.A. I've got 2 good ideas.

Open a science book in front of them.

Say that the chickens killed each year is in fact not as important as the jews killed in the holocaust. They believe to have other ideas.

PETA believes pet ownership is tantamount to slavery, like plantation slavery with black slaves going around saying "Yes, mas'ah."
So what do they want? For all the animals to be released? Domesticated cats gone feral are some of the most destructive animals around. They eat everything and can survive in all sorts of conditions.

X. Throw a steak cookout in front of thier headquarters. (Yes, i know people who are going to do this)

X. Throw a steak cookout in front of thier headquarters. (Yes, i know people who are going to do this)
If I could, I would join the festivities munching on beef jerky while walking around a domesticated pet. I probably would have some sort of leather gloves on as well. I would bring a girl who would be wearing fur.
And if they said anything, I would call them facists who are impeniding on my rights (if they like, tip over the bbq grill or try to release the dog)

If I could, I would join the festivities munching on beef jerky while walking around a domesticated pet. I probably would have some sort of leather gloves on as well. I would bring a girl who would be wearing fur.
And if they said anything, I would call them facists who are impeniding on my rights (if they like, tip over the bbq grill or try to release the dog)

Go over to www.peta-sucks.com and tell em you want to join in. Just join the forum and get the info, looks like around 10-15 of em so far.

Alas, I live in Texas, too far from PETA hq.:(

PETA believes pet ownership is tantamount to slavery, like plantation slavery with black slaves going around saying "Yes, mas'ah."

Wrong.

The Black Forrest beat me to the proof.

Interesting that you hate them and yet don't know what the acronym means. It means:
People for the
Ethical
Treatment of
Animals

Nothing says "Ethical Treatment of Animals" like:

- Lying to people about taking their beloved pets to find them a new home, when in reality those same pets are gassed in the back of their vans just outside the home so the corpses can be used for shock publicity.

- Killing animals and keeping their corpses in the freeze because it's a lot cheaper than actually taking care of them and finding good homes that will adopt them.

- Saying the Holocaust is insignificant compared to the "real tragedy" that is the daily slaughter of chickens for human consumption.

- Setting up a dummy group that impersonates physicians in order to spread blatantly false information about consuming animal products to children.

- Paying a convicted arsonist who just happened to target a lab where animal testing was being conducted.

- Attempting to buy controlling interests in restaurants so that they can bankrupt them with outlandish and expensive policy changes. Who cares if evil humans are unemployed when the oppressed cattle are finally free?

So what do they want? For all the animals to be released? Domesticated cats gone feral are some of the most destructive animals around. They eat everything and can survive in all sorts of conditions.

That's pretty much the concept of "Animal Liberation" in a nutshell. Nevermind that domesticated animals are incapable of surviving on their own in the wild and cause a lot of destruction in the meantime. Or that human civilization will suffer severely on many fronts without animals. PETA is a group of misanthropic attention whores who have duped many people (especially celebrities) into believing they really are about the ethical treatment of animals.

I'm thinking of ways to piss off P.E.T.A. I've got 2 good ideas.

1. Wear my leather gloves to one of their conventions.

2. Form "People Eating Tasty Animals" Our goal would be eat 3 animals for every animal they don't (God bless Maddox).

Anyone know what PETA actually stands for?

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

Find the nearest P.E.T.A. headquarters and walk in wearing a mink coat, and carrying a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken in one hand, your genitals in the other, and when someone asks you what you want, tell them that you're lost and just want some directions to Union Carbide where you intend to apply for lead man on the baby harp seal harvesting gang.

Then run like hell.

Sleep with their mothers.

PETA is a group of misanthropic attention whores who have duped many people (especially celebrities) into believing they really are about the ethical treatment of animals.

And in the process severely damaging that cause :(
Maybe one could explain that to them ?

Another way to piss off PETA, just go on a killing spree and kill animals in front of them.

Ignore them. They don't merit attention.

Take a dozen puppes, beat them with a heavy, blunt object, then drown them and fry them to a crisp. Serve the meat to homeless people and then sell the homeless people to Southeast Asian pimps.
Is that legal?

Anyone know what PETA actually stands for?

Don’t know as I'm not American. At a guess People Eating Tiny Animals?