NationStates Jolt Archive


What's the internet for?

Drunk commies deleted
17-01-2006, 16:52
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4446981554735098778

I hope this finally settles the debate.
Fass
17-01-2006, 16:53
This is sooooo old, it had even made its way onto IRC a month ago.
Drunk commies deleted
17-01-2006, 16:56
This is sooooo old, it had even made its way onto IRC a month ago.
Sorry. I didn't see it until Saturday.
Legless Pirates
17-01-2006, 16:57
Hehehehe :fluffle:
Fass
17-01-2006, 16:59
Sorry. I didn't see it until Saturday.

No apology needed. I just had to display how hip to the square and à jour with all the trends on the Internet I am, because that makes me, oh, so cool.
UpwardThrust
17-01-2006, 17:00
But seriously as sad as it is without a combination of porn and busniess advantages The internet in its entirety problably would not exist
ElkELKS
17-01-2006, 17:06
No apology needed. I just had to display how hip to the square and à jour with all the trends on the Internet I am, because that makes me, oh, so cool.

Other than making you look like a pathetic RL-deprived internet addict, of course.
Fass
17-01-2006, 17:09
Other than making you look like a pathetic RL-deprived internet addict, of course.

Oh, that's a boon that only boosts my cred, yo.
Pure Metal
17-01-2006, 17:09
*sings along*

"the internet is for porn...
grab your dick and double-click"

so true :p
(new to me)
UpwardThrust
17-01-2006, 17:10
Other than making you look like a pathetic RL-deprived internet addict, of course.
I like how you used "RL"

Thats a dead giveaway to your time spent online yourself :)
Turquoise Days
17-01-2006, 17:18
I like how you used "RL"

Thats a dead giveaway to your time spent online yourself :)
lol Pwned:p

Nice one Drunk Commies, haven't seen that before.
ElkELKS
17-01-2006, 17:23
Oh, that's a boon that only boosts my cred, yo.

Your cred. How could I forget that, with it being so noted. Excuse my n00bishness.
Fass
17-01-2006, 17:24
Your cred. How could I forget that, with it being so noted. Excuse my n00bishness.

You are excused. Grace just bumps my karma.
ElkELKS
17-01-2006, 17:30
I like how you used "RL"

Thats a dead giveaway to your time spent online yourself :)

Indeed it is. Having outed myself months ago I just am sort of sensitive to these junkie closet cases.
ElkELKS
17-01-2006, 17:34
You are excused. Grace just bumps my karma.

Then, do excuse me again. I was under the illusion softness would not suit your particular reputation.
Legless Pirates
17-01-2006, 17:36
Then, do excuse me again. I was under the illusion softness would not suit your particular reputation.
Sometimes Fass likes it soft..... :eek: :fluffle:
Fass
17-01-2006, 17:37
Then, do excuse me again. I was under the illusion softness would not suit your particular reputation.

Rigid tumescence is more up my alley, sure, but even I can entertain more flaccid forms of interaction.
Fass
17-01-2006, 17:38
Sometimes Fass likes it soft..... :eek: :fluffle:

Don't you know it.
ElkELKS
17-01-2006, 17:41
Sometimes Fass likes it soft..... :eek: :fluffle:
Strange, I did hear that opposites attract each other.
The Strogg
17-01-2006, 17:49
Was it ever in any doubt?

If the internet is 100,000 terabytes in size, and you removed all pornography from every host connected to the internet, then it would probably shrink to around 78 megabytes.

That's a real fact. I didn't just make it up with no evidence or statistics to base it on whatsoever. Honest.

Truth is overrated anyway. Sod off...
ElkELKS
17-01-2006, 18:06
Rigid tumescence is more up my alley, sure, but even I can entertain more flaccid forms of interaction.

Isn't it reassuring to know we have a man who knows how to juggle all balls in the fora?
Kevlanakia
17-01-2006, 18:13
This thread also demonstrates that the internet can be used to talk to funny men from Sweden.
Heron-Marked Warriors
17-01-2006, 19:07
This thread also demonstrates that the internet can be used to talk to funny men from Sweden.

But what you think we do after?

and before

and during

and because of

huh?
Heavenly Sex
17-01-2006, 19:28
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4446981554735098778

I hope this finally settles the debate.
Google video *stinks* big time, as they're blocking anyone not from the US :mad:

However, I know this video that shows the true purpose of the internet already :D

Here's a WoW parody of it:
http://www.wimp.com/wowporn/
Pure Metal
17-01-2006, 19:31
Google video *stinks* big time, as they're blocking anyone not from the US :mad:

uk here and it works just fine for me :confused:

edit: and that's the video again :p
Heron-Marked Warriors
17-01-2006, 19:31
Google video *stinks* big time, as they're blocking anyone not from the US :mad:


I'm not from the US and it didn't block me. Maybe it just hates germans?:p
Drunk commies deleted
17-01-2006, 19:35
Google video *stinks* big time, as they're blocking anyone not from the US :mad:

However, I know this video that shows the true purpose of the internet already :D

Here's a WoW parody of it:
http://www.wimp.com/wowporn/
Same video, bro.
Sinuhue
17-01-2006, 19:49
This is sooooo old, it had even made its way onto IRC a month ago.
What are you the 'internet joke age' police? Sheesh!
Jordaxia
17-01-2006, 20:12
What are you the 'internet joke age' police? Sheesh!

I think it's all part of his "cynical swede" job title. If he can't degrade and suavely mock everything, who can?
Fass
18-01-2006, 07:50
I think it's all part of his "cynical swede" job title. If he can't degrade and suavely mock everything, who can?

Precisely.
Fass
18-01-2006, 07:52
Isn't it reassuring to know we have a man who knows how to juggle all balls in the fora?

One does try ones best.
Amecian
18-01-2006, 08:07
Isn't it reassuring to know we have a man who knows how to juggle all balls in the fora?
No
Yes

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Hadn't seen that vid, but kind of expected that to happen. Watched "Cheat" When WoW came out and saw the people "dancing" for cash/items ext. and figured it would happen someday.
ElkELKS
18-01-2006, 09:49
One does try ones best.
One's. Try harder.
Fass
18-01-2006, 09:56
One's. Try harder.

I was using it as a possessive pronoun, and as we all know, possessive pronouns do not take the apostrophe (its, yours, ours &c.). Hence the lack of it. Somewhat archaic nowadays, I know, when most people choose "one's," but it is my prerogative to choose to be so.
ElkELKS
18-01-2006, 10:05
I was using it as a possessive pronoun, and as we all know, possessive pronouns do not take the apostrophe (its, yours, ours &c.). Hence the lack of it. Somewhat archaic nowadays, I know, when most people choose "one's," but it is my prerogative to choose to be so.
Not a volatile versatile, but a rock-steady all-around resource. I lift my beret to you.
Fass
18-01-2006, 10:08
Not a volatile versatile, but a rock-steady all-around resource. I lift my beret to you.

Au Jamie Hyneman! (http://www.m5industries.com/) Kudos.
Straughn
18-01-2006, 10:10
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4446981554735098778

I hope this finally settles the debate.
Well, link aside, for ME it's about research in all its facets.
Straughn
18-01-2006, 10:13
Rigid tumescence is more up my alley, sure, but even I can entertain more flaccid forms of interaction.
Terrible. Just terrible.
I would suggest shame to you for that joke, but we all know how that would go.
:D
Peisandros
18-01-2006, 10:30
I'm assuming this video has music.. But I can't listen to music because my computer is retarded. So alas, another funny little video thing I miss out on.. *cries* :(
Harric
18-01-2006, 11:01
WEll all know that the internet is for porn. :sniper: :fluffle: :fluffle: :sniper:
Wildwolfden
18-01-2006, 21:04
US Army first used it
Drunk commies deleted
18-01-2006, 21:05
US Army first used it
For porn?
Wildwolfden
18-01-2006, 21:06
For porn?
no for air strikes
Drunk commies deleted
18-01-2006, 21:08
no for air strikes
Well then they were misusing it. Check the link in the original post.
Wildwolfden
18-01-2006, 21:20
Well then they were misusing it. Check the link in the original post.
well it worked so why break it
ElkELKS
18-01-2006, 21:26
well it worked so why break it
What worked? Your habit of not reading original posts? That may be so, but you could still try breaking it.