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Steven Baldwin has decided to wage a one man war against a small business that is already threatened by competition from the internet. He's been harassing the workers and the customers because he doesn't want that business anywhere near his home. F Steven Baldwin. I will no longer watch any of his movies because of his assholery.

http://www.thejournalnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060114/NEWS03/601140304/1019

"Attention seeking younger sibling requires publicity to restart stalled career: will humiliate self for soft news coverage".

Poor boy...

Steven Baldwin has decided to wage a one man war against a small business that is already threatened by competition from the internet. He's been harassing the workers and the customers because he doesn't want that business anywhere near his home. F Steven Baldwin. I will no longer watch any of his movies because of his assholery.

http://www.thejournalnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060114/NEWS03/601140304/1019
Does anybody go OUT of their way to watch one of his movies.The movies in the store have higher production and acting standards than any of the muck he has ever churned out.He's just jealous.:D

I've been boycotting the Baldwins and the Arquettes for years. I thoroughly enjoyed their demise in the South Park movie.

What, are you going to not watch the latest Sci-Fi original movie, or Left Behind adaptation?

Steven Baldwin has decided to wage a one man war against a small business that is already threatened by competition from the internet. He's been harassing the workers and the customers because he doesn't want that business anywhere near his home. F Steven Baldwin. I will no longer watch any of his movies because of his assholery.
It is the nature of the business he protests, not the fact that it is 'small business'. I got the entirely wrong impression from reading your post.

Must be my bad.

The Baldwins are kinda like the Bush clan.Just when you think you seen them all another one pops up.How many Baldwin's are there??Mrs Baldwin must have a pussy like a machine gun..

Nyack nyack nyack...sounds like a Three Stooges movie!

But you didn't say he was boycotting porn...my goodness! I now fully support his endeavors. NIMBY applies to all porn outlets. Everyone knows that.

Since I can't legitimately call for his execution I called for a boycott. I know he's not making alot of movies. I know that most of what he's made is shit. That only makes him easier to boycott.

It is the nature of the business he protests, not the fact that it is 'small business'. I got the entirely wrong impression from reading your post.

Must be my bad.
I too was led astray by the original post. Then I got the joke. The poor, struggling small business, beset by internet competitors, further threatened by the mighty Baldwin...oh the humanity!

F Steven Baldwin. I will no longer watch any of his movies because of his assholery.

That is to say you actually watched his films before this? Oh, DCD... :(

I'm a bit disappointed in you now.

That is to say you actually watched his films before this? Oh, DCD... :(

I'm a bit disappointed in you now.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0114814/

He'll flip ya, flip ya for real.

He's no Adam Baldwin.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0114814/

He'll flip ya, flip ya for real.

Ugh. That's making some point?

Ugh. That's making some point?
Not a fan of The Usual Suspects? Oh Fass :(
I'm a bit disappointed in you now.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0114814/

He'll flip ya, flip ya for real.
Oh yeah...he's not the fat Baldwin...oh he's made some stinkers though. I liked him in the television series, "the Pony Express". He'd even be hot if he weren't so damn cheesy. I can't believe HE would be against porn. Seriously. Wasn't he in Threesome (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1800206651&cf=info) too? Yes, yes he was.

He's no Adam Baldwin.
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

Steven Baldwin has decided to wage a one man war against a small business that is already threatened by competition from the internet. He's been harassing the workers and the customers because he doesn't want that business anywhere near his home. F Steven Baldwin. I will no longer watch any of his movies because of his assholery.

http://www.thejournalnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060114/NEWS03/601140304/1019


Somebody should tell the owner of that business that all he has to do is tell Steven that he is located there because God told him too, and that would be the end of it...... After all, it was Steven that went to the RNC to show his support for GW because "I'm there to support the man I believe has the most faith. That's who I'm voting for," Baldwin told the New York Post. "I believe the next president should be a guy who is being led by God. I believe there is one guy, and that's the guy I want to vote for."

Or, every time he shows up, have all the employees tell him to go away as he's interrupting a group prayer.


And if all this does't work...... then just beat him with a stack of Bibles until he shuts the fuck up goes away.

Not a fan of The Usual Suspects? Oh Fass :(

I had the ending ruined for me, so it pretty much sucked from the get go.

I'm a bit disappointed in you now.

Oh, come now, you had ample opportunity to be a long time before this.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

Hairy chest, hairy chest, hairy chest! *drools*

I.e, that was "Alec" not "Adam."

Maybe the solution is to bus in Steven Baldwin fans (There have to be at least a few) and have them wait by the store to photograph him and harass him for autographs.

Hairy chest, hairy chest, hairy chest! *drools*

I.e, that was "Alec" not "Adam."
Frick! How many of these bastards are there? *runs away screaming*

Frick! How many of these bastards are there? *runs away screaming*

http://www.imdb.com/find?q=baldwin;s=all

Prepare to cower in a corner!

http://www.imdb.com/find?q=baldwin;s=all

Prepare to cower in a corner!
They are not all related. They can't be. Please tell me they are not all related?

They are not all related. They can't be. Please tell me they are not all related?

It would not surprise me one bit if they were.

It would not surprise me one bit if they were.
Haven't you folks heard the conspiracy theory? The CIA, concerned about the liberal leaning Hollywood celebrities, created a race of genetically enhanced actors that would do conservative things, like boycott porn shops. And so project Baldwin was born. They're cranking them out at the rate of ten per day in the secret bioengineering lab at area 51.

It's not simply small business.

When people found out he can't act worth crap; he found God and became a minister.

He is the anti-porn warrior from God now.

He is a hack and he wants attention. He hasn't acomplished much so don't give him air time.....

Haven't you folks heard the conspiracy theory? The CIA, concerned about the liberal leaning Hollywood celebrities, created a race of genetically enhanced actors that would do conservative things, like boycott porn shops. And so project Baldwin was born. They're cranking them out at the rate of ten per day in the secret bioengineering lab at area 51.

So Alec Baldwin is not just a sexy, hairy little bitch, but he's a test tube freak, too? Schwing!

Meh .... boycott one, another pops up in his stead. They're like kleenex.

I rarely take actors' political or religious views very seriously. It's why I've never called for a boycott on Charlton Heston. As long as the film is entertaining, I'm getting my money's worth.

Incidently, Stephen Baldwin is no relation to Adam Baldwin.

"The" Baldwins are Alec Baldwin, William Baldwin, Daniel Baldwin, Jane Sasso, and Elizabeth Keuchler.

No need to boycott an ignoramous who can't act his way out of a wet paper bag.

He's always struck me as feeble minded.

No need to boycott an ignoramous who can't act his way out of a wet paper bag.

He's always struck me as feeble minded.

Glass houses...;)

Glass houses...;)
I don't try to make a living pretending I'm an actor because my brother was successful at acting.

Glass houses...;)
Amazing how much venom two words can contain within them :p

I don't try to make a living pretending I'm an actor because my brother was successful at acting.
Really? What's he been in?:D I'm feeling literal minded today.

I don't try to make a living pretending I'm an actor because my brother was successful at acting.

You find validation in other ways, I'm sure.

He's no Adam Baldwin.

Woo! Animal Mother! :D

Amazing how much venom two words can contain within them :p

Not really. Deep Kimchi is a big boy. I know he can take it.

Really? What's he been in?:D I'm feeling literal minded today.
His "best" film was The Usual Suspects, but that's because he got to play his gestalt image.

Not really. Deep Kimchi is a big boy. I know he can take it.
Even a drop of a potent venom can bring down the mightiest of warriors ;)

Even a drop of a potent venom can bring down the mightiest of warriors ;)
Somehow I doubt it. I think that Fass is used to being top, and won't accept that I won't bottom today.

Even a drop of a potent venom can bring down the mightiest of warriors ;)

Deep Kimchi is only victim to his own actions and not to influence by others.

Somehow I doubt it. I think that Fass is used to being top, and won't accept that I won't bottom today.
Hah if you won't, I will ;p

Hah if you won't, I will ;p
Grease up, I'll be with you in a minute.

Somehow I doubt it. I think that Fass is used to being top, and won't accept that I won't bottom today.

Oh, how little you know me. I'm used to being very versatile - I bottom and top at the drop of a pair of pants.

Grease up, I'll be with you in a minute.
Yet I'm not sure if you're to my liking :p

Oh, how little you know me. I'm used to being very versatile - I bottom and top at the drop of a pair of pants.
So then I take it you'll be the one dropping the pants?

So then I take it you'll be the one dropping the pants?

Umm, that does tend to happen, either way, you know.

Umm, that does tend to happen, either way, you know.
Well someone has to initiate it. And not always necessarily ;)

Umm, that does tend to happen, either way, you know.
Well, in Scotland...

Well, in Scotland...

I don't do drag or sheep, sorry.

Well someone has to initiate it. And not always necessarily ;)

You'll see that pants drop even then.

You'll see that pants drop even then.
I dare not question thy knowledge on the matter :p

Although, to be honest, its better for some men to merely keep them on anyway.

Not really. Deep Kimchi is a big boy. I know he can take it.
Amazing how much innuendo can be crammed into such a small space:D

Amazing how much innuendo can be crammed into such a small space:D

"in my end-o"?

His "best" film was The Usual Suspects, but that's because he got to play his gestalt image.
Your brother ( http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10263031&postcount=34) was in the Usual Suspects?

Your brother ( http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10263031&postcount=34) was in the Usual Suspects?

No, Stephen Baldwin was in it.

He's gotten by because his brother is actually an actor.

No, Stephen Baldwin was in it.

He's gotten by because his brother is actually an actor.
You are ruining my joke on purpose. Bumhead.

You know, I make a nice, family-friendly thread about porn and it turns into a thread about angry gay sex. What's this world coming to?

What Baldwin is doing is blackmail. If I saw him stalking my car and taking a pic of my license plate, I'd slam him for blackmail/extortion.

You know, I make a nice, family-friendly thread about porn and it turns into a thread about angry gay sex. What's this world coming to?
A gay, gay, gay world? :D

He is the anti-porn warrior from God now.
"Psychics! Gargoyles!"

"I am a God warrior!"

Oops, sorry. That just brings back flashbacks of that scary woman.

You'll be happy to know I've been boycotting Stephen Baldwin for his entire career, and have no plans of stopping anytime soon.

And Adam Baldwin, thankfully not related to the other Baldwins, was in Firefly so he's good by me.

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Who the hell is Steven Baldwin?

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Who the hell is Steven Baldwin?

Exactly.

I dont care for any of the Baldwin brothers or their work.

I had the misfortune of sitting next to Alec Baldwin in church out in the Hamptons a few years ago. That is one sweaty man.

You'll be happy to know I've been boycotting Stephen Baldwin for his entire career, and have no plans of stopping anytime soon.




Me too.

Since I can't legitimately call for his execution I called for a boycott. I know he's not making alot of movies. I know that most of what he's made is shit. That only makes him easier to boycott.

The problem is, it's impossible to boycott something nobody wants. Although if they had rejected the presidential candidate that he endorsed then we'd probably all be a lot better off.