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I noticed something. There are only a handful of flavors for Ramen noodles. There's shrimp, oriental, beef, chicken and I believe that's it. It's time to move past those days of simple meat flavors. It needs some new style, something to really kick it up. I think hampster flavor would be rather tastey. What do you suggest?

Hobo-flavored.

For those of us with the urge.

Coffee.

For that extra kick-in-the-ass.

I noticed something. There are only a handful of flavors for Ramen noodles. There's shrimp, oriental, beef, chicken and I believe that's it. It's time to move past those days of simple meat flavors. It needs some new style, something to really kick it up. I think hampster flavor would be rather tastey. What do you suggest?

Are you suggesting that "oriental" is a type of meat?

There's shrimp, oriental, beef, chicken and I believe that's it. It's time to move past those days of simple meat flavors. What do you suggest?

You've obviously never seen Tom Yam (Thai curry type), normal curry, onion chicken, thai soup, vegetarian and duck flavors before in ramen haven't you?

Penis flavoured, so that I can give it to people I know and ask them what it tastes like. Those who say "This tastes like dick!" would be ready to join my inner circle.

Bratwurst flavored:D

What do you suggest?

I suggest you go to an asian grocery store, and check out real ramen, not this bastardized american stuff.

*slurps her kimchee noodles*

Elicere

Are you suggesting that "oriental" is a type of meat?

Not at all. What they do is go to the sweatshops that make ramen noodles, scrape the sweat off the workers, dehydrate it and put it into little seasoning packets. At least that sounds like a reasonable way to make Oriental-flavored seasoning.

Penis flavoured, so that I can give it to people I know and ask them what it tastes like. Those who say "This tastes like dick!" would be ready to join my inner circle.


Ask and you shall receive.

http://www.buygracefoods.com/site/product.cfm?id=cock_soup_env

Not at all. What they do is go to the sweatshops that make ramen noodles, scrape the sweat off the workers, dehydrate it and put it into little seasoning packets. At least that sounds like a reasonable way to make Oriental-flavored seasoning.
Why does oriental sweat taste so much better than mine?

Not at all. What they do is go to the sweatshops that make ramen noodles, scrape the sweat off the workers, dehydrate it and put it into little seasoning packets. At least that sounds like a reasonable way to make Oriental-flavored seasoning.

See, I used to date this Asian chick... well, lets just say... um... no.

See, I used to date this Asian chick... well, lets just say... um... no.

Did her sweat taste like peanuts?

I always guessed soy sauce.

I always guessed soy sauce.

Meh, close enough.

Can't seem to get my mind off of you
Back here at home there's nothin' to do
Now that I'm away
I wish I'd stayed
Tomorrow's a day of mine
That you won't be in

Braised Malard, Sundried Tuscan Tomatoes in a light vanilla and pomeganete sauce Flavour.

Perfect for Ramen Noodles.

I noticed something. There are only a handful of flavors for Ramen noodles. There's shrimp, oriental, beef, chicken and I believe that's it.

You've clearly not experienced the Cajun Chili flavor or Lime Chipotle that we have in local grocers around Texas.

There's a whole world of Ramen. Live it!

Honey Mustard.

Honey Mustard.
Mustard ?!? Have you taken leave of your senses ?

Mustard ?!? Have you taken leave of your senses ?
No, honey mustard. Like what you put on sandwhiches at Subway.

No, honey mustard. Like what you put on sandwhiches at Subway.

Sandwiches =/= Ramen Noodles

No, honey mustard. Like what you put on sandwhiches at Subway.
OK then. Honesy Mustard ?!? Have you taken leave of your sense ?

I have reached the state of actually being unable to touch mustard containing products. A hatred based on some "character building" experiences from my youth, but never the less.

One day i shall destroy mustard... all mustard, strike at its dark and evil rhetorical heart.

I suggest you go to an asian grocery store, and check out real ramen, not this bastardized american stuff.

*slurps her kimchee noodles*

Elicere
Then they would be MORE expensive then air rather then less

Sandwiches =/= Ramen Noodles
Correct Sandwiches >= Ramen Noodles

Correct Sandwiches >= Ramen Noodles
Agreed.

Sandwiches pwn Ramen Noodles, even asian sweat flavor.

Agreed.

Sandwiches pwn Ramen Noodles, even asian sweat flavor.
Agreed ... how do you feel on the Mac&Cheese VS Raman debate?

OK then. Honesy Mustard ?!? Have you taken leave of your sense ?

I have reached the state of actually being unable to touch mustard containing products. A hatred based on some "character building" experiences from my youth, but never the less.

One day i shall destroy mustard... all mustard, strike at its dark and evil rhetorical heart.
Never had honey mustard? It is not brown mustard or yellow mustard.

It is all an evil beyond imagining.

Swear off mustard today and receive a free gift of a place mat or carraige clock from god !

Agreed ... how do you feel on the Mac&Cheese VS Raman debate?
That, friend, would be the greatest debate OF ALL TIME!

Correct Sandwiches >= Ramen Noodles

Well if Sandwiches =/= Ramen Noodles, you can take away your equals sign there:

Sandwiches > Ramen Noodles

Well if Sandwiches =/= Ramen Noodles, you can take away your equals sign there:

Sandwiches > Ramen Noodles

As we said, Sandwiches pwn Ramen Noodles

That, friend, would be the greatest debate OF ALL TIME!
I would start the poll thread but afriad of being spammy

Well if Sandwiches =/= Ramen Noodles, you can take away your equals sign there:

Sandwiches > Ramen Noodles
Correct single checks are always computationally more efficient I apologize

I would start the poll thread but afriad of being spammy

When you look up SPAM in the dictionary, NS General is in the definition.

When you look up SPAM in the dictionary, NS General is in the definition.
Hmmm speeking of spam

Spam flavored Ramen!

Or a tri way debate Spam Vs Mac&Cheese Vs Ramen

Talking about food is like natures sleeping pill, except leave out nature. Well its a crappy analogy so discard it. But when ever i want to force myself asleep I look at picturres of food I would like to eat until I get so hungry I have to go to bed, or get a snack. But the staircase seems so big...

Talking about food is like natures sleeping pill, except leave out nature. Well its a crappy analogy so discard it. But when ever i want to force myself asleep I look at picturres of food I would like to eat until I get so hungry I have to go to bed, or get a snack. But the staircase seems so big...

...If only I had food Flashcards.

Sigh.

well I have flashcards for spanish...and I guess they have the same effect of making you sleepy. But they are mucho less desirable than food flash cards.

Did you know that they make organic Ramen Noodles? They're like 75 cents a package (vs. 20 cents a package for regular) but they're damn tasty. Healthy, too!

Did you know that they make organic Ramen Noodles? They're like 75 cents a package (vs. 20 cents a package for regular) but they're damn tasty. Healthy, too!
You could have almost 4 meals for that 75 cents! what a waste!

You could have almost 4 meals for that 75 cents! what a waste!

Indeed.

But they're good for you!

...except for that whole 50% "Daily Value" of sodium thing.

But they're good for you!

...except for that whole 50% "Daily Value" of sodium thing.
My hearts going to fail anyway. Might as well be from Ramen Noodles.

My hearts going to fail anyway. Might as well be from Ramen Noodles.
Yeah, you've got a point there. But it will last longer on the good noodles.

On a side note, why can't the organic ones have meat flavors? I've had organic chicken before, why not organic chicken-flavored ramen noodles?

The thing about noodles is that you're supposed to spice them up yourself. Add flavour, and veggies, add spice, add hamsters... It's just a base, not a meal in itself. ;)

I noticed something. There are only a handful of flavors for Ramen noodles. There's shrimp, oriental, beef, chicken and I believe that's it. It's time to move past those days of simple meat flavors. It needs some new style, something to really kick it up. I think hampster flavor would be rather tastey. What do you suggest?
There are more flavors than that. Like a cajun flavor I can occasionally find. Yum.

Nut-flavored.

Hm.

Are you suggesting that "oriental" is a type of meat?
It was for Jeffery Dahmer.

My favorite way to eat Ramen:

Get a pkg of Beef or Picante ramen. Crush the noodles while they're still in the package (put package on countertop and press down). Open the package and set the seasoning mix aside. Empty crushed noodles into a microwave dish, pour water on, cover and cook for about 5 minutes. Dump out the water.

Get a brick of hot Mexican Velveeta (or mild, if you're from up north). Slice off about 1/5 of the brick, cut it into pieces, sprinkle them on the noodles, and put back in the microwave, covered, for one more minute so the cheese will melt.

Stir in the seasoning and enjoy!

I love ramen. It's not good food. but it keeps me alive. It's what Bill Engvall called "broke food".

I noticed something. There are only a handful of flavors for Ramen noodles. There's shrimp, oriental, beef, chicken and I believe that's it. It's time to move past those days of simple meat flavors. It needs some new style, something to really kick it up. I think hampster flavor would be rather tastey. What do you suggest?


You poor deprived soul! Come visit me over here and I'll take you to my local supermarket that has about 100 variations. My favorites are the hot korean imports.

Then I'll take you to the Momofuku Ando Instant Ramen Museum (http://www.irma-world.com/public/cont024.htm) (dedicated to the man who invented the glorious food) to gaze upon the wall of instant ramen - a display of every single type of instant ramen ever produced by Ando-sama's company Nissin (over 1000 types, IIRC).