Boredom is bad for you.
Neo Kervoskia
17-01-2006, 04:26
It's 9:30 at night, and I'm out of ideas for amusement. I need ideas, before I explode from doing nothing!
Eutrusca
17-01-2006, 04:29
It's 9:30 at night, and I'm out of ideas for amusement. I need ideas, before I explode from doing nothing!
Um ... raw, wild, totally unrestrained sex? :D
Get a friend with you, and go to a place crowded with people, bring a water bottle with you. Go behind someone, and pour water in your hand. Fake sneeze, and throw the water against the back of the stranger's neck. Don't apologize, talk to your friend about how much snot was in that one
Neo Kervoskia
17-01-2006, 04:36
Um ... raw, wild, totally unrestrained sex? :D
Ti's not my cup o' tea.
Really.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
17-01-2006, 05:02
Um ... raw, wild, totally unrestrained sex? :D
The Animal Control Officers took his goats away last week. They would have tried him for Animal Cruelty, but it was ruled that explaining the exact details of the acts he committed would violate the Rights against "Cruel and Unusual Punishment" possessed by the jury.
PasturePastry
17-01-2006, 05:05
Um ... raw, wild, totally unrestrained sex? :D
I take it you mean he should use both hands at the same time?;)
Free Mercantile States
17-01-2006, 05:06
aaahhhhh teh horrible boredom everyone hide!
Lunatic Goofballs
17-01-2006, 05:08
Make a new friend. Here's how:
Pick out somebody who looks fun. Tackle him. I'm talking a wild, impressive flying tackle. As you start to get up, look at him startled and say, "Oh, shit! You're not Kevin!" Apologize profusely and offer him some first aid and buy him a few beers at the nearest bar. You just made a new friend. :)
P.S. Works pretty good with girlfriends too. :p
Neo Kervoskia
17-01-2006, 05:08
aaahhhhh teh horrible boredom everyone hide!
Normally, I would assail my boredom by chatting idly with TSI, but he seems to be absent at the moment.
Neo Kervoskia
17-01-2006, 05:12
Make a new friend. Here's how:
Pick out somebody who looks fun. Tackle him. I'm talking a wild, impressive flying tackle. As you start to get up, look at him startled and say, "Oh, shit! You're not Kevin!" Apologize profusely and offer him some first aid and buy him a few beers at the nearest bar. You just made a new friend. :)
P.S. Works pretty good with girlfriends too. :p
These "friends" seem rather expensive. Can't I just order one off teh Interweb?
Lunatic Goofballs
17-01-2006, 05:14
These "friends" seem rather expensive. Can't I just order one off teh Interweb?
Probably, but I can't vouch for the quality and there's a restocking fee if you return one. *nod*
Neo Kervoskia
17-01-2006, 05:18
Probably, but I can't vouch for the quality and there's a restocking fee if you return one. *nod*
Restocking? I'll just kill it if it is not up to my very low standards.
Restocking? I'll just kill it if it is not up to my very low standards.
*turns around*
M3rcenaries
17-01-2006, 05:21
Normally, I would assail my boredom by chatting idly with TSI, but he seems to be absent at the moment.
He is a good anti-boredom chatter. I spent too much time typing 80;s songs with him in completely unrelated threads...
Lunatic Goofballs
17-01-2006, 05:22
Restocking? I'll just kill it if it is not up to my very low standards.
Well, now we know why you're bored, don't we? :p
Neo Kervoskia
17-01-2006, 05:24
Well, now we know why you're bored, don't we? :p
I know. I engage in vicious homicide too often. Pity me.
The South Islands
17-01-2006, 05:24
I'm right here. Were you about to kill something defenseless without me? *sniffles*
I'm right here. Were you about to kill something defenseless without me? *sniffles*
*cocks his shovel*
I'm armed and dangerous baby!
(Why yes I DID just intrude!)
Neo Kervoskia
17-01-2006, 05:27
I'm right here. Were you about to kill something defenseless without me? *sniffles*
Sorry, TSI, the judge said we couldn't kill anything for a month. I know it's not right, but it's the law.
Lunatic Goofballs
17-01-2006, 05:28
I know. I engage in vicious homicide too often. Pity me.
Have the tales of my derring-do taught you nothing?!? You can only kill your friends once. But you can torment them over and over again!
M3rcenaries
17-01-2006, 05:29
homicide is for homicidal people. But thats just my opinion.
The South Islands
17-01-2006, 05:31
Sorry, TSI, the judge said we couldn't kill anything for a month. I know it's not right, but it's the law.
Then the law must be changed! I hereby announce my candidacy for the office of president.
homicide is for homicidal people. But thats just my opinion.
Racism, right there.
Homocide can be for all types of people. Suicidals, drunks, ignorants, and the Armenians.
Neo Kervoskia
17-01-2006, 05:32
Then the law must be changed! I hereby announce my candidacy for the office of president.
And I shall be your Secretary of Cracker-Shaped Hats!
Eutrusca
17-01-2006, 05:32
This thread is ... um ... well ... just wierd! Heh!
M3rcenaries
17-01-2006, 05:33
Uh-oh im racist against homicidal people :(
How could I forget the armenians! What with there war with that other country no one cares about, ah yes azebaijan. but thats over.
Lunatic Goofballs
17-01-2006, 05:35
This thread is ... um ... well ... just wierd! Heh!
You sound suprised. :p
Uh-oh im racist against homicidal people :(
How could I forget the armenians! What with there war with that other country no one cares about, ah yes azebaijan. but thats over.
You mean Jesusland.
Neo Kervoskia
17-01-2006, 05:35
This thread is ... um ... well ... just wierd! Heh!
What do you expect? This is Neo Kervoskia we're talking about here.
Eutrusca
17-01-2006, 05:37
You sound suprised. :p
Well, not really, but I kept reading the posts, hoping to find some common theme or something. Silly me, eh? :D
Eutrusca
17-01-2006, 05:38
What do you expect? This is Neo Kervoskia we're talking about here.
Well, DUH! But you're not nearly as wierd as you let on to be. :p
Neo Kervoskia
17-01-2006, 05:39
Well, not really, but I kept reading the posts, hoping to find some common theme or something. Silly me, eh? :D
Coherency is overrated.
M3rcenaries
17-01-2006, 05:41
You mean Jesusland.
they are neutral now and as Buhdada has vanquished their enemies.
they are neutral now and as Buhdada has vanquished their enemies.
Allah Akhbar everyone, God is great.
The Emperor Fenix
17-01-2006, 05:51
I can prove boredom is bad for you !
During a triple maths lesson the boredom got to such a level that i suddenly found some banal phrase hysterically funny.
Thusly i could not stop laughing for a good 5 minutes. I have never been the same since... that last part is a lie.
Ladamesansmerci
17-01-2006, 05:52
Coherency is overrated.
I hear you, man! That is my quote from now on. Do you know what else is overrated? Sanity. who needs sanity anyway, when you've got a big pile of machine guns and a world of 6 billion people?:mp5:
teehee
Lunatic Goofballs
17-01-2006, 06:03
Well, not really, but I kept reading the posts, hoping to find some common theme or something. Silly me, eh? :D
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. :D
Keruvalia
17-01-2006, 06:05
It's 9:30 at night, and I'm out of ideas for amusement. I need ideas, before I explode from doing nothing!
Whatever you do, do NOT watch Cube 2: Hypercube.
Worst piece of shit ever.
Instead, go to a pub and drink yourself into a stupor then wake up tomorrow with a black eye and a policeman banging on your door.
Neo Kervoskia
17-01-2006, 06:06
Whatever you do, do NOT watch Cube 2: Hypercube.
Worst piece of shit ever.
Instead, go to a pub and drink yourself into a stupor then wake up tomorrow with a black eye and a policeman banging on your door.
Any movie named "hypercube" that's not a porno is automatically on my blacklist.
It's 9:30 at night, and I'm out of ideas for amusement. I need ideas, before I explode from doing nothing!
Post here!:D
Or not... otherwise umm.... well you could ring someone... try out stupid pranks that have never worked but might make you laugh anyway...
I don't know... my imagination's gone... :(
M3rcenaries
17-01-2006, 06:39
Start a complex war in your head when your bored...
us escapists dont get bored easily, or we get bored so often we dont even realize it. Ach too much thinking.