Manowar!
Pompous world
16-01-2006, 18:38
Does anyone else think they are great for pure cheese value?
Revasser
16-01-2006, 18:49
Fuck yeah! I love Manowar. So incredibly cheesy.
I wouldn't tell them that to their faces, though. They'd beat the crap of you in the name of Metal, then write a song about how they defended Metal from your poser bullshit, complete with a kick ass solo and references to how fucking great they are for doing it.
The Black Forrest
16-01-2006, 18:49
And I thought this was about the race horse....
German Nightmare
16-01-2006, 19:14
I own all their studio albums. The cheese factor is very high indeed but I really love'em and there's little that ups my mood as good as Manowar can :D
(Probably for the same reason my neighbors must hate them, hehe! "Speakers explode...")
Lunatic Goofballs
16-01-2006, 19:18
And I thought this was about the race horse....
I thought it was about giant jellyfish. :(
Liskeinland
16-01-2006, 19:19
They're more cheesy than roquefort. In a good way, of course.
World wide allies
16-01-2006, 19:34
I thought it was about giant jellyfish. :(
.. dammit .. It's a frightning day when you realise you're thinking like LG .. :D
Lunatic Goofballs
16-01-2006, 19:38
.. dammit .. It's a frightning day when you realise you're thinking like LG .. :D
All part of my insidious plot. Wait til the next time you see mud. :)
Achtung 45
16-01-2006, 19:40
.. dammit .. It's a frightning day when you realise you're thinking like LG .. :D
indeed
The Elder Malaclypse
16-01-2006, 19:49
Manowar should have named themselves "the phantom carrot". Then i'd buy their shite.
Cheesy? They're TRUE METAL!!!
:p
Heh, they're okay I suppose.
The thing is...like the Dairy product...some things are just too cheesy....I remember it was ok to listen to them before I saw a picture of them in "Kerrang" and then the utter horror when I saw the furry briefs...the baby oil....I recorded over the tape I had.
Not for the faint of heart (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000005RF7.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif)
I had to listen to "Venom" for a week before I felt well again.
German Nightmare
16-01-2006, 23:12
Hehehe.
I still love me Manowar!
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/band.gif
Hands of doom are reaching out to crush all infidels who stray
Time to know the pain, no time to run within
And these hands you see before you will end the light of day
Your ashes will be cast into the wind
Your blood's upon the soil, your body fed to wolves
Not one of you will be left alive
Hear the sound pounding and the army of the night
By the hammer of Thor you now shall die
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Hullepupp
17-01-2006, 00:02
Hehehe.
I still love me Manowar!
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/band.gif
Hands of doom are reaching out to crush all infidels who stray
Time to know the pain, no time to run within
And these hands you see before you will end the light of day
Your ashes will be cast into the wind
Your blood's upon the soil, your body fed to wolves
Not one of you will be left alive
Hear the sound pounding and the army of the night
By the hammer of Thor you now shall die
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I have written this after the earthshaker last year :
Kings of Metal
They sing about Metal and the Blood of the Kings
About Hail to England and the Crown and the Ring
About Fighting the world, Black Wind, Fire and Steel
And about all their enemies, who should only kneel.
They sing about Thor, and the Sword in the Wind
About Violence and Bloodshed and about Battle Hymns
About Gates of Valhalla and the Triumph of Steel
They stand altogether and to no man they kneel
We wanna play harder , we wanna play loud
We wanna to kick the ass of our crowd
We wanna be warriors just as they are
The Kings of Metal….called Manowar
Joey on Bass , and Eric the voice
You love or you hate them, you´ve got the choice
All Metal warriors, who stand by their side
Will follow their brothers into glory ride
Scott pounds his drums, like the hammer of Thor
Karl plays his guitar, and tells us his lore
They ´re born to rock, to fuck and to drink
Forever and ever, they are the metal kings
We wanna play harder , we wanna play loud....
And as we open the gate,
Which lies behind our fate
Then all our brothers wait there
And raise their hands in the air
And after our dreams are fulfilled
To die on our own battlefield
And after a honorable fight
We´re proud to sit by their side
We wanna play harder , we wanna play loud....
unfortunally i cannot sing...but the music will rock
Sumamba Buwhan
17-01-2006, 00:11
Pretty much everytime I tried listening to Manowar I got annoyed, but then again most metal bugs the shit out of me. I miss the good old days of early Metallica.
German Nightmare
17-01-2006, 00:19
I have written this after the earthshaker last year :
Kings of Metal
(...)
unfortunally i cannot sing...but the music will rock
Wow! That's very creative and great indeed... If only I could sing :D
Heron-Marked Warriors
17-01-2006, 00:44
Pretty much everytime I tried listening to Manowar I got annoyed, but then again most metal bugs the shit out of me. I miss the good old days of early Metallica.
They have these funny things called CDs, where you can listen to old music
Sumamba Buwhan
17-01-2006, 00:58
They have these funny things called CDs, where you can listen to old music
which I do listen to - I just mean thats when metal was good and now it is crap... CRAP!
Hullepupp
17-01-2006, 07:38
Wow! That's very creative and great indeed... If only I could sing :D
if you want i can send you a TG with a link to download the music...
Mariehamn
17-01-2006, 07:40
Does anyone else think they are great for pure cheese value?
*insert rant about how great Man-O-Wars are in the CivIII: Conquerors expansion*
which I do listen to - I just mean thats when metal was good and now it is crap... CRAP!
www.stonerrock.com
The ancient Republic
17-01-2006, 12:45
Does anyone else think they are great for pure cheese value?
I think they're great, no cheese, just great.
Manowar, Manowar
living on the road
when we light up
speakers exlode.
-
The gods made heavy metal
and they saw that it was good
they said to play it louder than hell
and we promised that we would
When losers say it's over with
you know that it's a lie
the gods made heavy metal
and it's never gonna die.
I mean...come on, they wtfpwn anything on the charts today, I'm not saying they're the best ever, they'll never top AC/DC, Maiden, Black Sabbath or G&R but they are waaaaaay better than todays music...which suck.
Murderous maniacs
17-01-2006, 14:00
I thought it was about giant jellyfish. :(
the thread would probably be more heavily populated if it was about them.
they're great, just soooo cheesy :D
Pure Metal
17-01-2006, 14:09
Fuck yeah! I love Manowar. So incredibly cheesy.
I wouldn't tell them that to their faces, though. They'd beat the crap of you in the name of Metal, then write a song about how they defended Metal from your poser bullshit, complete with a kick ass solo and references to how fucking great they are for doing it.
lmao :p
not really into manowar.... their album covers have always scared me off for a start.
Monkeypimp
17-01-2006, 14:22
lmao :p
not really into manowar.... their album covers have always scared me off for a start.
phroar!!
http://porktornado.diaryland.com/images/manowar.jpg