Avika
16-01-2006, 06:16
Some of you know about my "America: Total War" thing on my older thread. Anyway, here's a description of it:
Uh on, Terrorland just sent suicide bombers to kill your citizens. What will you do? Will you hope they reconsider? Or will you bomb Terrorland and try to capture(in vain, but still in style) Osama Bin Evil. Sadaam Stupid just pissed you off. Will you just sit there and take it? Or will you bomb his ass? Just make sure you at least pretend to look for nukes. The UN won't like you if you went there just to free the people. They call Sadaam "Mr. Paycheck". What will you do if you hate some countries and they're threatening to kill your citizens with bombs, but you don't want to send out your troops? Make an ally in the region and give that ally the best damn military equipment in the world, of course. Now I call that killing assholes in style.
Coming soon: UN edition. Have a large, corrupt world beuracracy try to boss you around as it gets its money from Dictaroria. Watch as it condemns you for just about everything possible while it ignores the genocides happening in Africania. It's like America's political system went international. Based on an actual corrupt world body.
There you go. Help me come up with rules for it.
Uh on, Terrorland just sent suicide bombers to kill your citizens. What will you do? Will you hope they reconsider? Or will you bomb Terrorland and try to capture(in vain, but still in style) Osama Bin Evil. Sadaam Stupid just pissed you off. Will you just sit there and take it? Or will you bomb his ass? Just make sure you at least pretend to look for nukes. The UN won't like you if you went there just to free the people. They call Sadaam "Mr. Paycheck". What will you do if you hate some countries and they're threatening to kill your citizens with bombs, but you don't want to send out your troops? Make an ally in the region and give that ally the best damn military equipment in the world, of course. Now I call that killing assholes in style.
Coming soon: UN edition. Have a large, corrupt world beuracracy try to boss you around as it gets its money from Dictaroria. Watch as it condemns you for just about everything possible while it ignores the genocides happening in Africania. It's like America's political system went international. Based on an actual corrupt world body.
There you go. Help me come up with rules for it.