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The best ramen soup ive ever had... and bum beatings

Achtung 45
16-01-2006, 04:25
This, quite frankly, is the best bowl of ramen soup i've ever eaten. I let it boil for the recommended three minutes, put the seasoning packet in towards the end of the boiling session, then covered it, turned off the heat and let it sit for about 15 minutes, and damn is it good. All the broth soaked into the noodles, and the noodles themselves just melt in my mouth. Unlike anything I've ever experienced.

Anyways...i think these two kids should be stripped naked and then tied to the pillars that Muslims throw rocks at during the Hajj pilgrimage. I mean, this is just f*cked up. Then they should be slowly digested over the course of 10,000 years, and kept alive all the while, of course.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10834294/

the sad part is, is that this isn't too uncommon. What could possibly drive two people to beat other people senseless for no reason at all? It's not like the bums harmed them in any way. Two of the victims were still sleeping when these bastards attacked them.
Gymoor II The Return
16-01-2006, 04:29
Hmmm, I sense a subtle connection between the Flying Spaghetti Monster and morality/justice here.
Nadkor
16-01-2006, 04:36
I completely thought this thread would be about soup and something completely different from what it turned out to be.
Achtung 45
16-01-2006, 04:45
I completely thought this thread would be about soup and something completely different from what it turned out to be.
well, i needed the bum beating part, or some other relevant topic if i didn't want this to end up in spam
Neo Kervoskia
16-01-2006, 04:50
Those little cockbites, I say make them homeless and then let the other survivors beat the shit out of them. It would be only fair.
Danmarc
16-01-2006, 04:59
a two part critique:

1st the Ramen noodles..... a standby when normal food isn't around, but you have now made it sound so yummy, I may need to go get some after work tonight.. Delicious, so affordable... plenty of sodium..

2nd the bum beatings..... completely uncalled for. Nobody likes bums, but why beat/kill them? I can only imagine these little jackasses were unprovoked, and probably just bored, so decided to take it out on helpless bums...

3rd, kind of related, why does nobody say hobo anymore?
Lunatic Goofballs
16-01-2006, 05:03
One of the few flaws in the American Justice system...

These kids will be charged as adults. They will probably spend most of their adult lives behind bars for an act of criminal mischief that went too far. All to satisfy our need for 'humane punishment'.

But I'll bet you that a severe beating, 6 months in jail and a few years with a psychiatrist would straighten these kids up and make them productive members of the society.

SOmetimes you have to beat people up when they deserve it. :mad:

P.S.: Ramen is yummy. :)
Gymoor II The Return
16-01-2006, 05:29
Ramen is so cheap and so quick to prepare that usually I toss the flavor packet and go with some stir fried veggies, low sodium chicken or veggie stock and various flavors and seasonings of my own choice (garlic, onion, a touch of rice wine vinegar or, even better, sherry vinegar, fresh cilantro, etc..)

Read the ingredients in those flavor packets (shudder)
NERVUN
16-01-2006, 05:44
I used to love instant ramen, then I went to Japan and found out that instant is really crappy when comparied to the wonderful stuff at the ramen stands around here.

I fear that if I ever make it to China and try ramen there I shall never again be able to eat any type of instant.
PasturePastry
16-01-2006, 05:59
1. Sounds like your ramen would be a bit mushy for my personal tastes. I tend to pour hot water on it, nuke it for 3 minutes, dump the water out, sprinkle on the seasoning packet and eat it like spaghetti. Add some hot sauce to it and it's even better. Dave's Insanity Sauce would be the sauce of choice in this case.

2. Sounds like they would make good subjects for the Ludovico Treatment.