I Challenge God To Prove Anyone Exists
Super-power
16-01-2006, 03:49
Go on humor me :)
I thought I'd create this thread due to the recent anti-religious slant to the Forums and lighten the mood.
Greater Valia
16-01-2006, 03:49
*crickets chirp*
I think God is ignoring you! :D
New Sans
16-01-2006, 03:50
Go on humor me :)
I thought I'd create this thread due to the recent anti-religious slant to the Forums and lighten the mood.
Pssst you should probably include that there should be no inapropriate pictures. :p
Super-power
16-01-2006, 03:50
*crickets chirp*
I think God is ignoring you! :D
Oh no, I'm on God's Ignore List! :eek:
[NS:::]Prolificacy
16-01-2006, 03:50
Go on humor me :)
I thought I'd create this thread due to the recent anti-religious slant to the Forums and lighten the mood.
LOL.
"God is dead" - Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
Neo Kervoskia
16-01-2006, 03:57
*shits in box* First.
*wraps it in brown paper* Second
*sets on fire* Third
*gives to homeless man* Fourth
God exists.
"God, prove we exist."
God: "No"
Katganistan
16-01-2006, 04:34
Cogito, Ergo Sum.
Smunkeeville
16-01-2006, 04:37
impossible, stupid to try..........
CY30-CY30B
16-01-2006, 04:48
I love the smell of blashpemy in the morning... It smells like the burning of an infidel <Insert appropriate smiley or not so smiley icon>
Lunatic Goofballs
16-01-2006, 05:15
I love the smell of blashpemy in the morning... It smells like the burning of an infidel http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/alles_moegliche/mixed-smiley-006.gif
<inserted.> :D
Didn't you notice the giant sign on the moon saying "Hey Neil, get the eff off my front yard?"
CY30-CY30B
16-01-2006, 05:20
<inserted.> :D
lucky it was a "smiley" and not a "not so smiley"....
Lunatic Goofballs
16-01-2006, 05:40
You all exist insofar as there is some external stimulus called 'humanity' that entertains and annoys me.
On the other hand, you could all be a figment of my imagination. I doubt it, though. I'm sick and twisted enough, but I'd like to believe I'm far more creative than this. *nod*
Your not supposed to test God, why should He answer you? :/ He's not just gonna change His own Law to suit our own wants.....
Argyle and Englewood
16-01-2006, 05:56
"I refuse to prove that you exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, & without faith I am nothing."
Existing and god are very broad and open terms.
Btw poke yourself...haha I win the thread!
Straughn
16-01-2006, 06:01
"I refuse to prove that you exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, & without faith I am nothing."
It would be the last loving hurrah of god to do so, by this axiom ^
God indeed giving "his only begotten species in his image" by proving himself into oblivion.
"That's love. I don't care who you are, that's love right there." - Larry the Cable Guy (i think)
Straughn
16-01-2006, 06:07
Cogito, Ergo Sum.
Veni, vedi, queri.
Cogito, ergo credo.
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
16-01-2006, 06:08
Prolificacy']
"God is dead" - Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
I always love it when religious-types say this. The blatantly faulty logic involved just makes me smile.
And to the OP...you may think the forum is full of anti-religion/atheists as of late, but WE think it is full of crazy Christians bashing on US of late. So, in all likelyhood, there is just an excess of trolls on both sides recently.
The Spanish Crown
16-01-2006, 06:09
Blasphemous whore:mp5:
Veni, vedi, queri.
Cogito, ergo credo.
Veni filum, Vidi filum, Domivi
Straughn
16-01-2006, 06:10
It's been pretty well established that "god" and "humanity" are a pretty poor compliment of company .... they can't stand being in the same paradigm at the same time.
Or shouldn't.
Lunatic Goofballs
16-01-2006, 06:14
Blasphemous whore:mp5:
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/iq.gif
Smunkeeville
16-01-2006, 13:04
And to the OP...you may think the forum is full of anti-religion/atheists as of late, but WE think it is full of crazy Christians bashing on US of late. So, in all likelyhood, there is just an excess of trolls on both sides recently.
maybe I haven't been around much lately, but I don't remember any crazy Christans bashing anyone lately.
Heron-Marked Warriors
16-01-2006, 13:11
Go on humor me :)
I thought I'd create this thread due to the recent anti-religious slant to the Forums and lighten the mood.
how silly are you going to feel when i do... i mean, when he does
Forfania Gottesleugner
16-01-2006, 13:15
"Go online and type 'hot' in Google. You get porn right? Well click on that porn and tell me what you see. That's right it's people fucking! There is the proof and the reason you peons exist. I got tired of the selection of solo pornos filmed in my bathroom mirror at my local porn shop. Why else would you be in my image?" - God
"Go online and type 'hot' in Google. You get porn right? Well click on that porn and tell me what you see. That's right it's people fucking! There is the proof and the reason you peons exist. I got tired of the selection of solo pornos filmed in my bathroom mirror at my local porn shop. Why else would you be in my image?" - God
Everytime God masturbates I kill a kitten.
I could prove you existed. But I don't want to. :P
You're better off not knowing the real truth anyway... it would be far too disturbing....
An archie
16-01-2006, 17:20
GOD: "The proof of the existance of man: The bible says I created Adam and Eve and from them came all the other humans. Since I wrote it and I am the only reference, man exists"
The Blaatschapen
16-01-2006, 18:01
Cogito, Ergo Sum.
Cogitation, Ergo Sum. :D