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There was Final Destination, it was mediocre, but worth watching once.

Then, there was Final Destination 2 (Damn, you had the map upside down), which was lame. I saw it on sci-fi. Had a bullshit happy-go-lucky ending (well, besides the comedic effect of the kid being blown up by the grill) and the whole thing was more feel good than "holy shit, look out" horror.

And now, Final Destination 3 (Wtf is this? Final Fantasy, I want some finality damnit). What the fuck can they do? Find new ways for people to randomly die? Now, I admit, that is pretty funny stuff watching the Rube Goldberg influenced death sequences, but what kind of story can they do? They tried to tie Final Destination into the first one by keeping the girl alive and saying everyone was tieing up loose ends there because the people death was going after people that dodged death because of the events in the first movie. What will be the plot? Death goes "Oh fuck, they cheated." and goes after the guy who didn't even get a shot at dieing years later?

I heard it was going to be a romantic comedy.

According to this movie death is not only real it's incompotent as well.

I have taken it upon myself to splice out the awesome death scenes and put them into a compilation. They are the only parts of the movies worth watching.

I have taken it upon myself to splice out the awesome death scenes and put them into a compilation. They are the only parts of the movies worth watching.

Can you put it in .mpeg format and send it to me? Sounds worthwhile viewing.

They could do an all Fetish Porn version called, 'Vinyl Destination'! :eek:

Shouldn't the second have been called "Return Ticket"? And therefore, shouldnt the third be called "Cashing in Frequent Flier Points to Visit the Family Over the Holidays"?

Can you put it in .mpeg format and send it to me? Sounds worthwhile viewing.

Ya know ... I might be able to do just that. Give me a day or two.

They may do a whole new story.

Ya know ... I might be able to do just that. Give me a day or two.

w00t! I'll TG you me email address if you're still up for it in a day or two.

You think it'll be as bad as Snakes on a Plane? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/)