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OK discuss this new exciting season of 24.

I predict the 2 characters to die in the 1st 10 minutes are Palmer and Tony. or maybe Michelle.

The show comes on in ten minutes where i live, so i'll let you know.All i know is that you will not be able to tear me away from the t.v. on tuesday nights now:D

HERE WE GO!!!!!!
beep beep beep

I predict Jack takes one massive shit and piss so he is fine for 24 hours.

Season four was terrible in so many ways it wasn't funny. Ludicrous ending. Completely ruined the entire thing for me.

Damn, Palmer is dead. I'm so sad.

And Chloe got laid, who would want to nail that ugly bitch?

And Chloe got laid, who would want to nail that ugly bitch?What's the matter with your eyes,? she looks fine to me, I'd do her in an instant,i just wouldn't want to live with her;)

Season four was terrible in so many ways it wasn't funny. Ludicrous ending. Completely ruined the entire thing for me.
Does that mean your not going to watch it this season or are you just bitching?

OK discuss this new exciting season of 24.

I predict the 2 characters to die in the 1st 10 minutes are Palmer and Tony. or maybe Michelle.
Shit man ,all three in the first ten minutes. wow!

What's the matter with your eyes,? she looks fine to me, I'd do her in an instant,i just wouldn't want to live with her;)
She's a but her face (pronounced butterface). She makes ugly faces. I can't imagine the faces she'd make during sex.

OMG!!! Michelle is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shit man ,all three in the first ten minutes. wow!
I think Tony survived.

I think Tony survived.

ya, but hes not doin so good

Yes....kill Chloe!!!

This is the 3rd season Tony has been seriously wounded.

Someone needs to kill Logan.

Someone needs to kill Logan.

I agree, theres something about him that bugs me

It's Logans wife who seems to have serious issues.

It's Logans wife who seems to have serious issues.
Yeah but Logan is the fucking bastard who wanted Jack killed. Fuck him. I want Logan dead.

five bucks says the kids with chloe get capped.

I love Bauer

"Take me to a hospital."

Jack's response *shoots him in head*

Best season yet!!!!!!

Oh, and Elisha Cuthbert is back this year as Kim. I would love to nail her.

how the f*** did they get jack on the security tape??

Jack being accused of killing or trying to kill Palmer. This reminds me a ton of Season 1.

Fake tape. Chloe's boytoy is the plant this season.

I've always wondered who does human resources for these people? every season its seems like there is a new high level traitor.

Fake tape. Chloe's boytoy is the plant this season.

I've always wondered who does human resources for these people? every season its seems like there is a new high level traitor.

yeah, but it makes for good television.

Fake tape. Chloe's boytoy is the plant this season.

I've always wondered who does human resources for these people? every season its seems like there is a new high level traitor.
Nothing beats the shocker at the end of hour 23 of the 1st season when we find out it was Nina.

Disappointed we didn't have a

"I need a hacksaw" moment.

"relax, he's really good at this LOL"

Dumb bitch Chloe can't keep a secret.

Hey, get this. Palmer is not dead. I mean he can't be. I just saw him in an Allstate commercial.

Best season yet!!!!!!

Oh, and Elisha Cuthbert is back this year as Kim. I would love to nail her.I thought she was gone from the show.:) That is good news.;)

Hey, get this. Palmer is not dead. I mean he can't be. I just saw him in an Allstate commercial.


Don't be stupid. He filmed the commercials before they shot him. Duh.

Dumb bitch Chloe can't keep a secret.

yeah, can't drive a van either...

WOW!!!!!!! I can't wait until tomorrow.

Poor David...

Man, that Derek kid is such a retarded punk!

Theory: It's Chechen terrorists. The backer/mastermind has a faint Russian accent, and the hitmen all have really thick either Russian or Eastern European accents, and look Slavic as well. They're targeting the Russian and American Presidents, and there's some sort of Arms Treaty involved. Sounds like the Chechens to me.

Oh my GOD!! That was a super episode!

Chloes personality is shite. But she is very loyal to jack! This is the second time shes been arrested for him! I dont think shell tell. POOR Tony and Michell! This is the like 5th time michell almost died. This time it actually happened!

The bad guy is Cobra Commander. All the villains on the old GI Joe show had some obscure faux-Eastern European accent.

Yeah but Logan is the fucking bastard who wanted Jack killed. Fuck him. I want Logan dead.

I agree! I like logans wife. shes just crazy. Who isent?

Chloes personality is shite. But she is very loyal to jack! This is the second time shes been arrested for him! I dont think shell tell. POOR Tony and Michell! This is the like 5th time michell almost died. This time it actually happened!
yeah. Remember when we all thought Tony died last year.

Female Terrorist: "Michelle, you lied to me you bitch" *car explodes and we think Tony is in it*

They're targeting the Russian and American Presidents, and their some sort of Arms Treaty involved. Sounds like the Chechens to me.You know... this Soap-Opera will not look realistic if the US president does not claim -once in a while- "the US has killed AlQaueda #2 or #3.."

:D :D :mp5: :D

Fake tape. Chloe's boytoy is the plant this season.

I've always wondered who does human resources for these people? every season its seems like there is a new high level traitor.

How the hell did a hot boy like spencer fall in love with chloe? this proves it ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ON 24! Watch in the first 5min of tommorows episode Jack gets shot by a cleaner hideing in the airport and Chloes car is bombed while bringing here back to CTU and somehow she surives but needs 3hr sugery right next to tony.

yay 24!!!!!!!
i love jack!
logan needs to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:headbang: :headbang:

So true!

So true!
how he got elected VP and then how they could let him into office is beond me

Fake tape. Chloe's boytoy is the plant this season.

I've always wondered who does human resources for these people? every season its seems like there is a new high level traitor.

you just had no idea how high. apparently, the prez's top aide is in on the plot.

which makes me think, if he was already planning this 18 months ago, maybe that was his real motive for oredring jack killed (remember, the prez never orderedit explicitly).

you just had no idea how high. apparently, the prez's top aide is in on the plot.

which makes me think, if he was already planning this 18 months ago, maybe that was his real motive for oredring jack killed (remember, the prez never orderedit explicitly).


We don't know whats really the motivation for all this or what exactly connects him to all of it.

So far, it doesn't look like Jack is the target, Palmer was. Jack is just the fall guy.

I think the mole is the guy who ordered Jack killed. He is with Eastern European terrorists. Eastern European terrorists tried to kill Jack in season 1 and tried to set him up to look like he killed Palmer. ANyone think this is the same group that Drazen worked for???

And Chloe got laid, who would want to nail that ugly bitch?
Hey now, NEVER discount the willingness, kink, and skill factors of a nerd chick. Seriously.

I've always wondered who does human resources for these people? every season its seems like there is a new high level traitor.
CATBERT of course.
It would appear that the administration in this show does have SOME similarities to the U.S. administration after all.
I'm sure the aide is doing a heck of a job ... right up 'til he's caught.

That spencer was hot! That part of him getin dressed was one of the best parts of the show! lol. Anyone else notice they dident show as much CTU as usual?

is jacks daughter still alive?:confused:

is jacks daughter still alive?:confused:
Yep and Elisha Cuthbert returns to the cast this year to play her

GOOD NEWS!!!!!! Palmer will be brought back by "24" producers.

Jack will discover him playing baseball for the Cleveland Indians under the name Cerrano.


He will worship Jobu.

teammate "Why don't you accept the lord Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?"

Palmer/Cerrano "I like Jesus very much, but he no Jobu. Jobu help me hit curve ball"

teammate "Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball"

Yep and Elisha Cuthbert returns to the cast this year to play her
She needs a first or second season haircut. Not that torrid affair from season three.
Maybe a little more like The Girl Next Door .... ;)

Yep and Elisha Cuthbert returns to the cast this year to play her
ok...i missed the first three seasons, and i watched most of the fourth a few days ago.
i wonder if she will be involved with the new kid?

Poor David...

Man, that Derek kid is such a retarded punk!

Theory: It's Chechen terrorists. The backer/mastermind has a faint Russian accent, and the hitmen all have really thick either Russian or Eastern European accents, and look Slavic as well. They're targeting the Russian and American Presidents, and there's some sort of Arms Treaty involved. Sounds like the Chechens to me.
I recognize the guy giving orders to the terrorists. His name is Geraint Wyn Davies, he starred in a show that some of you may remember about 10 or 15 years ago called'' Forever Knight'', about a reformed 13th century vampire trying to atone for his sins.He is Welsh in case you are wondering about his name.

Oh, and Elisha Cuthbert is back this year as Kim. Oh, fucking hell!!! I fucking hate Kim! I was looking forward to enjoying season five, but if that whining, pointless bitch is going to be in it, I'm probably going to have nigh uncontrollable urges to punch the TV.

Part of me wishes that I could just avoid it altogether to save listening to sodding Kim, but (un)fortunately the rest of the show makes up for her fruitlessness and I am therefore an addict.

Are you a chick or gay?

Are you a chick or gay?
Yeah seriously, who doesn't want to look at Elisha Cuthbert?

Are you a chick or gay?I am a woman (I don't regard myself as a "chick"; I'm a female human, not a baby bird, at least that was the case last time I looked). My boyfriend, however, agrees with me that she is nothing special either to look at or as an actress.

Anyway, what have her looks got to do with anything? Surely you'd rather watch someone ugly that was an excellent actor/actress than someone stunning that was a crap actor/actress if you even half give a toss about the programme. Elisha Cuthbert seems to me to be in the latter category; however, it could be the character rather than the actress. Whatever the reason, I hate Kim Bauer and make no apology for it.

So...your boyfriend is gay?

I am a woman (I don't regard myself as a "chick"; I'm a female human, not a baby bird, at least that was the case last time I looked).

Figures.

My boyfriend, however, agrees with me that she is nothing special either to look at or as an actress.

Give him back his testicles and he'll change his opinion.

Anyway, what have her looks got to do with anything?

Its a visual medium.

Surely you'd rather watch someone ugly that was an excellent actor/actress than someone stunning that was a crap actor/actress if you even half give a toss about the programme. Elisha Cuthbert seems to me to be in the latter category; however, it could be the character rather than the actress. Whatever the reason, I hate Kim Bauer and make no apology for it.

What else have you seen Elisha Cuthbert in?

Anyone else notice they dident show as much CTU as usual?

wel,, sure. jack is no longer a CTU agent, and there is less need to show CTU. i'd rahter see what jack is doing than that moron bill.

i mean, aren't high level officials supposed to be smarter than that?

everyone took the bait.

HOLY SHIT!!!!!! Best season yet

OK, so everybody I know who watches this show was not shocked about Spencer. Seriously, who does human resources for these people?

Damn. Poor First Lady.

Who wants Logan to die?

OK, so everybody I know who watches this show was not shocked about Spencer. Seriously, who does human resources for these people?
CATBERT!!!

I had to work last night so i missed the latest episode,:( could somebody please fill me in on what happened ? Thanks:cool:

I had to work last night so i missed the latest episode,:( could somebody please fill me in on what happened ? Thanks:cool:
Ditto. Didn't have to work, but I was watching the election, then went to sleep ;-)

*SPOILER ALERT*

Important points (not completely in chronological order):

- Jack and company know about the nerve gas.
- The terrorists are planning to use it on Moscow. They're almost definitely Chechen.
- Spencer Wolf is dirty. Unknowingly so. He thought he was working in an Internal Affairs investigation on behalf of the VP, but since the VP is dirty...
- Spencer was caught and confessed, so Buchanan, McGill, and Jack now know that the VP is dirty.
- The P and VP are going to commit the First Lady, who upon guessing this escaped.
- Jack is going to go after the VP on his own, legally independent of CTU, so that Buchanan et. al. have plausible deniability.
- A hitman tried to take out Jack and is now dead.
- Tony is regaining lucidity.
- Jack and Audrey had some of their obligatory emotional reunion. :rolleyes:
- Edgar and Chloe are engaged in sexual tension. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Did I miss anything?

Who wants Logan to die?

I doubt it will happen. Hopefully the terrorists are after a different target this time. Did the president last season pull through from that plane crash? I was wondering what happened to him.

- A hitman tried to take out Jack and is now dead.

Surprise! seriously, how many people have tried to kill him and failed miserably in all the seasons?

I doubt it will happen. Hopefully the terrorists are after a different target this time. Did the president last season pull through from that plane crash? I was wondering what happened to him.
They may try to kill the Russian president. They have nothing against Logan. The President from last season either died or is unable to resume his duties. Producers said they planned on him dying, but didn't want to show that on TV.

- The terrorists are planning to use it on Moscow. They're almost definitely Chechen.

Do they want to use it on Moscow, or against Moscow( refering to the Russian seat of power)?

- Spencer Wolf is dirty. Unknowingly so. He thought he was working in an Internal Affairs investigation on behalf of the VP, but since the VP is dirty...

Chief of Staff, not VP.

- Tony is regaining lucidity.

The hitman was posing as the doctor and only said that to lure Jack down.

Do they want to use it on Moscow, or against Moscow( refering to the Russian seat of power)?


I interpreted it as the actual city because of the comment thereafter about reducing it to a city of ghosts.

*SPOILER ALERT*

Important points (not completely in chronological order):

- Jack and company know about the nerve gas.
- The terrorists are planning to use it on Moscow. They're almost definitely Chechen.
- Spencer Wolf is dirty. Unknowingly so. He thought he was working in an Internal Affairs investigation on behalf of the VP, but since the VP is dirty...
- Spencer was caught and confessed, so Buchanan, McGill, and Jack now know that the VP is dirty.
- The P and VP are going to commit the First Lady, who upon guessing this escaped.
- Jack is going to go after the VP on his own, legally independent of CTU, so that Buchanan et. al. have plausible deniability.
- A hitman tried to take out Jack and is now dead.
- Tony is regaining lucidity.
- Jack and Audrey had some of their obligatory emotional reunion. :rolleyes:
- Edgar and Chloe are engaged in sexual tension. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Did I miss anything?Thanks for the update, I wiil make sure i am never scheduled on monday nights again, and get this the guy who made my schedule knew i wanted it off but didn't believe the show was on mondays and made me work anyhow, ignorant little bastard!

Thanks for the update, I wiil make sure i am never scheduled on monday nights again, and get this the guy who made my schedule knew i wanted it off but didn't believe the show was on mondays and made me work anyhow, ignorant little bastard!

Doesn't he have a TV Guide?

cool season 5 is that with or without Jack?

Still no Chinese gov't trying to extradite Jack - major plot flaw so far. It is the reason he disappeared. Otherwise - phenomenal.

Still no Chinese gov't trying to extradite Jack - major plot flaw so far. It is the reason he disappeared. Otherwise - phenomenal.
China doesn't know he is alive yet, they will by the end of the day, but it's too soon.

cool season 5 is that with or without Jack?
JACK IS BACK!!!!!

JACK IS BACK!!!!!
Would not be the same without him :sniper:

So, who else is really really irritated by Chloe?

So, who else is really really irritated by Chloe?
She looks constipated.