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Minoriteeburg
12-01-2006, 19:02
Black sergeant was 'loyal Klansman'
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By Deborah Bulkeley
Deseret Morning News
About 25 years ago, Ron Stallworth was asked to lead the Ku Klux Klan chapter in Colorado Springs.
Brian Nicholson, Deseret Morning NewsRon Stallworth carries his KKK membership card as a memento. Problem was, the outgoing Klan leader didn't know that Stallworth is black.

"He asked me to take over the lead because I was a good, loyal Klansman," said Stallworth, who had been in constant phone contact with the Klan leader while leading a yearlong Colorado Springs police investigation into the Klan.

Stallworth later moved to Utah, where he recently retired after nearly 20 years as an investigator for the Utah Department of Public Safety. He says he's amazed that no one ever caught on to the investigation he led starting in 1979. After he was offered Klan leadership, he quietly disappeared.

As a memento Stallworth still carries his Klan membership card — signed by David Duke.

"It was one of the most fun" investigations, he said. "Everybody said it couldn't be done."

Stallworth communicated with Klan leaders using the telephone. A white officer posing as Stallworth went to the meetings.
"The challenge for me was to maintain the conversation flow," Stallworth said. At the same time, Stallworth also led an undercover investigation into the Progressive Labor Party, a communist group that protested at Klan rallies.
Stallworth, of Layton, worked 30 years in law enforcement in four states. Stallworth's undercover experience and research led him to become a nationally known expert on gang culture.

He calls the Klan investigation "one of the most significant investigations I was ever involved in because of the scope and the magnitude of how it unfolded."
The investigation revealed that Klan members were in the military, including two at NORAD who controlled the triggers for nuclear weapons.
"I was told they were being reassigned to somewhere like the North Pole or Greenland," Stallworth said.

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Minoriteeburg
12-01-2006, 19:11
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Lunatic Goofballs
12-01-2006, 19:17
YAY! :D

Irony tastes good. :) How many older klansmen and former klansmen will read this and go, 'FUCK!'. I hope David Duke, sees this. :)
Bodies Without Organs
12-01-2006, 19:21
Is it Blazing Saddles I'm thinking of?
Fass
12-01-2006, 19:21
The investigation revealed that Klan members were in the military, including two at NORAD who controlled the triggers for nuclear weapons.

Well, I shall certainly sleep safely tonight.
Teh_pantless_hero
12-01-2006, 19:23
Is it Blazing Saddles I'm thinking
[Dr. Sam Johnson (with laurel wreath in hand) greets Bart (the new sheriff), reading from a piece of paper, not realizing that Bart is black]
Howard Johnson: As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a Laurel and Hardy handshake to our new
[finally looks up]
Howard Johnson: ... ******.
[Bart and Jim are wearing KKK outfits to infiltrate the enemy's lynch mob]
Jim: [spotting Bart's black hands] How many times have I told you to wash your hands after a weekly cross burning?
[Taggart whips off Bart's hood]
Bart: For my next impression, Jesse Owens.
Probably.
Drunk commies deleted
12-01-2006, 19:26
http://tinypic.com/k3945g.jpg

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Minoriteeburg
12-01-2006, 19:41
"excuse me while i whip this out."
Kryozerkia
12-01-2006, 19:42
What the hell are these people thing?
Muravyets
12-01-2006, 20:42
The investigation revealed that Klan members were in the military, including two at NORAD who controlled the triggers for nuclear weapons.

Well, I shall certainly sleep safely tonight.
That's right -- dumb as shit and armed to the teeth. (great, googly-moogly...) :rolleyes:
[NS]Simonist
12-01-2006, 21:05
That's right -- dumb as shit and armed to the teeth. (great, googly-moogly...) :rolleyes:
It's the American way!
Eutrusca
12-01-2006, 21:09
YAY! :D

Irony tastes good. :) How many older klansmen and former klansmen will read this and go, 'FUCK!'. I hope David Duke, sees this. :)
This reminds me of a cartoon I once saw in Playboy, where the members of a Klan organization had to take off their hoods and were stunned to find out that some of the "Klansmen" were black, Hispanic and Oriental! Their excuse for having accepted them into membership was the extreme difficulty they were having recruiting new members. :D
Eutrusca
12-01-2006, 21:11
"excuse me while i whip this out."
Blazing Saddles? Or maybe Support Your Local Sheriff?? :D
Minoriteeburg
12-01-2006, 21:13
Blazing Saddles? Or maybe Support Your Local Sheriff?? :D

my favorite line in blazing saddles :D
Drunk commies deleted
12-01-2006, 21:18
my favorite line in blazing saddles :D
I'm kinda partial to "Hey where da white women at?" during the scene where they're about to steal the klansmen's uniforms.
Minoriteeburg
12-01-2006, 21:24
also theres this one

[Bart, disguised as a Klansman, describes his qualifications as a villain]
Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinky. Sign here.
Big Dik Blaque
12-01-2006, 21:28
I'm kinda partial to "Hey where da white women at?" during the scene where they're about to steal the klansmen's uniforms.
Me too!