NationStates Jolt Archive

Taiwanese scientists have created transgenic pigs who's meat is green. Seuss would be proud.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060112/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_taiwan_pig

Weird... o_O;;

thats gross (but kinda cool). i wouldn't eat that - just like i didn't have green ketchup when it was about (or the blue stuff either)... and that stuff wasn't even flourescent.

however it does raise two good points:
1. will vegetarians now eat pork?
and
2. this goes towards my dream of engineering a cow with chlorophyll in it :D

Green eggs are easy to make. Jus add a splash of foodcoloring when cooking them.

thats gross (but kinda cool). i wouldn't eat that - just like i didn't have green ketchup when it was about (or the blue stuff either)... and that stuff wasn't even flourescent.

however it does raise two good points:
1. will vegetarians now eat pork?
and
2. this goes towards my dream of engineering a cow with chlorophyll in it :D
I want to engineer a cow with bacon in it so that I can patent it and corner the bacon market in Israel.

THis article even has a picture of the three little green pigs:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4605202.stm
Look at who wrote the article for a touch of irony.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41208000/jpg/_41208332_glow203.jpg

I want to engineer a cow with bacon in it so that I can patent it and corner the bacon market in Israel.
smart :P

now all we need is a boneless chicken that sweats a secret blend of herbs and spices and we can make a bomb from KFC ;)

http://www.vogthorstar.com/green-eggs.png


Check.

http://www.vogthorstar.com/green-eggs.png


Check.
Doesn't look green from here...

Doesn't look green from here...
:eek: Where's "here" - Colorblindia? But yeah, you're right, stuff that natural crap. I say we take what they used on the green piggies and voilà:
http://www.artfromgod.com/fibergreen.JPG
Ha! This genetics thing is easy.

I say we crossbreed a chameleon... well, with anything. Should make hunting fun

Ooh! Colors! What a great option for our newborn children! :D

I say we crossbreed a chameleon... well, with anything. Should make hunting fun


crossbreed it with a platypus. THAT would be interersting.

Actually, green eggs exist (well, the shell is green), as well as blue, pink and several other colors. They come from chickens with natural mutations that were then bred to preserve and isolate the mutation. You don't see them on the market because of customer resistance. Of course that can change. 30 years ago people wouldn't buy brown eggs. Now they charge extra for them. Ain't people funny.

I'm waiting until someone makes a pig-man/orc.

I'm waiting until someone makes a pig-man/orc.
Porc?

Porc?
Heh.:D

The Other White Meat.

Porc?

http://www.wizards.com/starwars/images/gamorrean.jpg

Yeah, one of those.

Although a spider with the upper torso of a woman would also be awesome.

Ooh! Colors! What a great option for our newborn children! :D

I want one that flashes like a disco ball

I want to engineer a cow with bacon in it so that I can patent it and corner the bacon market in Israel.

Or you could sell the bacon and the milk.... or open a shop who's speciality is bacon and milk breakfast... you would make a fortune.

I'd make bullet-proof super-wolves to piss Alaska and Canada off. After all, Canada isn't exactly so green-friendly(they're known for lumber. Tree lumber. And clubbing baby seals) and Alaska's environmental polocies are a mix of modern and medieval. King Author would have a better environmental polocy if he existed.

Then, to piss many, many people in the UK off(and some rich, snobby Americans who make most of us[yes, I'm AMerican] Americans[not saying you all are Americans, but there sure are alot where I live, which shouldn't take too long to have been figured out] look like poor, deep South hicks), I'd make bullet-proof foxies that could tear a dog in half. Just to be safe, I'll make them fireproof. Won't the snobby rich people have a ball trying to kill those puppies.:p
Now I know why scientists like to pretend that they are god. It's fun mucking with DeoxyriboNucleic Acid.

WOW that is so cool, i cant wait to eat a glowing bacon sandwhich, i loved the green ketchup and the purple stuff looked wicked (also left great stains on cars... )