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completely unrealistic senario...............


lets say you are going to be stuck in a room for 5 years, food will be brough to you, but no other outside communication, you are permitted to bring in 6 things (and no you can't bring another person)

what do you bring?

Depends on what I am allowed in the room, and what you count as a 'thing'

Dildo
Vibrator
Napkins
Porno
Lotion
Batteries

Dildo
Vibrator
Napkins
Porno
Lotion

You forgot batteries...you're going to be in there for five years. ;)

1.A home entertainment system with MLB Pass so I can watch all the White Sox games
2. An xbox with connection to Xbox Live and my collection of games
3. A Bible (finaly would have the time to read all of it!)
4.Weights, so I could grow buff like the prisoners:p
5.Baseball and glove to throw against the wall
6. I will post once you say what kind of sleeping commodities are provided.

You forgot batteries...you're going to be in there for five years. ;)
Fixed!

1. weights
2. my computer
3. clothes
4. A cat
5. a blank diary
6. radio

Porn.
A clock.
Weed growing set.
Really comfortable bed.
Guitar.
Pen and lots of paper.

3. clothes

You're alone, why do you need clothes?

*strips down*

4. A cat

Good choice.

You're alone, why do you need clothes?

*strips down*
Well there are the people bringing you the clothes.

Pack of Cards
TV
Playstation 2
Basketball and Hoop
Juggling Balls
Book on the history of WWII

Well there are the people bringing you the clothes.
Damn ment food.

Damn ment food.

You can edit your posts.

- Small Library, Including[but not limited to] Tacitus' works, Beowulf, The Prince, both Plato and Homers' works, all on parchment for history's sake.

- Bedding/Bed

- Some kind of musical instrument.

- Porn, of course.

- Tissue

- Cd players, with my Cds.

Pot seeds
a pipe
an eternal flame
a cornucopia
a real doll
a dog

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Sorry, I am tired and I still have tons of hw to do so I am not using proper etiquette.:(

Sorry, I am tired and I still have tons of hw to do so I am not using proper etiquette.:(

Ah *sympathy*, one of those homework-till-you-fall-asleep-but-still-get-distracted days?

Depends on what I am allowed in the room, and what you count as a 'thing'
you are allowed to bring whatever you want except another person.

I will say that "thing" can be anything other than a person, oh and if you bring like a dvd player and a tv then you can count the AV cables as part of the DVD player even though really they are a seperate item (I won't be too strict tonight)

completely unrealistic senario...............


lets say you are going to be stuck in a room for 5 years, food will be brough to you, but no other outside communication, you are permitted to bring in 6 things (and no you can't bring another person)

what do you bring?

Laptop (cause that can be counted as one device)
Cat (assuming he can eat some of my food and his waste can go out with mine)
Loaded MP3player
Comfy Chair
Notebook and collection of pens

EDIT no MP3 player

Change that to Large sterio setup

completely unrealistic senario...............


lets say you are going to be stuck in a room for 5 years, food will be brough to you, but no other outside communication, you are permitted to bring in 6 things (and no you can't bring another person)

what do you bring?

well in the first place the last thing in hell i would want to bring in would be another person. i'm a cat. we don't NEED companionship. with food, shelter, and presumably breathable atmaosphere, sanitation and healthe care, as givens, what remains, what always remains beyond survival, is mental stimulation and gratification. therefore a good computer with a good and unlimited internet connection is almost as good as not being locked in at all. let's count that as two items. you said i could have six.

well i'd probably want to build a model railroad, but that would involve innumerable items as well as an extencive selection of small tools.

well beyond tools and books and the skills and knowledge to use them what else is there then to explore one's physical surroundings. wich you've essentialy ruled out.

art supplies would be nice. at least pencils and paper. but autocad or 3ds max on the computer are just as good.

realy these are the essentials of my own life. and while i'm not physicaly locked in, psychologicly do to circumstances i won't attempt to bore you with, my own situation is not that far off from the one you describe, or perhapse i should say the skelletal form of my perceptions of it.

of course i do possess more then six items, but don't reguard gratuitous accumulation as gratifying anything.

rapid prototyping periferals for the computer would be really fun too.

if i could be alone like that and have those things, well the only thing closer to heavin for me would be my own piece of land out in the boonies somewhere that didn't have building codes.

=^^=
.../\...

Ah *sympathy*, one of those homework-till-you-fall-asleep-but-still-get-distracted days?
As it has been all week I am afraid:( They've been killing us after break.
So far all I ahve learned from all this homework is procrastination and rationalization.

-snip-
=^^=
.../\...
wow. I didn't expect anyone to actually think about this.............good job though.

Smunkee's list

1 my dog
2 EDIT: I would like to replace my dog's brush with a supply of feminine hygene products. :eek: couldn't live without those really.
3 paper
4 supply of sharpies
5 mp3 player loaded with my 5000 most favorite songs (I will spare you the list)
6 <censored> dildo cast from my husband's penis

A pet rat (they eat a lot less and it might be able to dig a hole and bring me other things down the road).

A huge stack of paper

An economy package of pens.

A deck of cards.

My fuzzy wolf blanket.

A body pillow.

wow. I didn't expect anyone to actually think about this.............good job though.

Smunkee's list


6 <censored> dildo cast from my husband's penis
:eek:

As it has been all week I am afraid:( They've been killing us after break.
So far all I ahve learned from all this homework is procrastination and rationalization.

:( Yeah, most of the stuff that sticks I found came from lectures, not homework; excluding assigned reading. Homework is paperwork thats never going to be used nor required for a specific task by anyone; save grading. Giving bulk amounts is ineffective in itself though, as you cannot get everything `down` when your rushing, or, tired. *sigh*

*posts and goes back to book*

Dog (assuming he/she gets fed and poo cleaned up)
Computer, with games (laptop, if necessary)
Stereo, with CDs...if not, an MP3 player.
Guitar.
Beer brewing kit. (with Beer brewing ingredients, if possible to count them as one item)
If possible, some art gear - paints, a paintbrush and paper. If not, eh.

Stuff porn, I have an imagination. Though I suppose I could put some on the computer.

:eek:
yep. I knew someone would :eek: I am only human though. ;)

:eek:

Yeah, come on. We let you in on all our porn and inflatable dolls.

one thing i did forget to mention. not really a thing at all. but i would like to be able to very specificly redecorate, even reconfigure and specify, everything in there; the colors, patterns and textures of the walls, floor, cealing and any and all furnishing supplied, even, if at all possible, the shape and form of the room.

with this one addition, i'd be perfectly happy in there for even an entire lifetime.

i do hope i get some choice as to the food too.
i'm rather fond of cooking myself also
but i'm not going to ask for a complete kitchen and expect it to be counted as one item. but i certainly wouldn't turn it down if offered.

=^^=
.../\...

yep. I knew someone would :eek: I am only human though. ;)

I'm going to Cyberstalk you until you tell me what it is.

*shiftyeyes*

- Laptop w/high speed internet (duh! :) )
- Drum Kit (assuming the whole kit can count as one item)
- Cat
- Bong
- Pot seeds
- Something in which to grow aforementioned pot seeds.

Yeah, come on. We let you in on all our porn and inflatable dolls.
I could last 5 years w/o, if I had lots of violent video games. Natures natural time killer. Take out natures and natural tho.

I'm going to Cyberstalk you until you tell me what it is.

*shiftyeyes*
*smacks. highlight text

- Laptop w/high speed internet (duh! :) )
- Drum Kit (assuming the whole kit can count as one item)
- Cat
- Bong
- Pot seeds
- Something in which to grow aforementioned pot seeds.
I was going to put on internet but in the op she said "no outside communication"

But I program so a laptop is still cool with m e

I also plan to have movies and music on there

- Laptop w/high speed internet

Wasn't "no communication with outside world" one of the rules?

-snip-

Ah, same here. Can it be a room carved out of obsidian?

Wasn't "no communication with outside world" one of the rules?
O then replace xbox w/xbox live on mine with uber computer with complete game collection.

*smacks* highlight text

Oh well, I can still stalk her.

If you must!

1) Case of pencils, pens, and Sharpies (counts as 1 item, right?).
2) Really thick binder of unlined paper.
3) D&D 3.5 Core Books box set
4) Set of D&D dice
5) World of Darkness sourcebook
6) Mage: the Awakening sourcebook

I can draw, I can write, and I can work on characters and campaigns for D&D and WoD; that'll keep me occupied for a while.

Ah, same here. Can it be a room carved out of obsidian?

Ooh, I like your way of thinking. I want lava flows as well, damnit.

Ooh, I like your way of thinking. I want lava flows as well, damnit.
I want a room from the matrix
The source room with the tv's

20% of which feature girls locker rooms

Wasn't "no communication with outside world" one of the rules?

*smacks self*

Alright, no internet then, but I do demand at least 48 hours notice before I'm locked away so that I can load the thing up with games and pr0n. :p

Ooh, I like your way of thinking. I want lava flows as well, damnit.

Maybe sloped-up half-circle carved out walls, indoor heating.

(Bit hot, but with the obsidian its your own personal hell! ^^)

1. My bass (amplifier and all)
2. recording equipment
3. a computer with a very large hard drive
4. pornography
5. an mp3 player with all of my CD's and most of my friends CD's copied into it
6. a lot of paper

Maybe sloped-up half-circle carved out walls, indoor heating.

(Bit hot, but with the obsidian its your own personal hell! ^^)

Yeah, but i'm not bringing clothes anyway, and I assume I get drinks on demand, so it's all good.

I want a room from the matrix
The source room with the tv's

20% of which feature girls locker rooms

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yeah. Good one. :D

A blackboard
Chalk
Various mathematical texts
A stereo
Hitchhikers Guide radio series
My towel

1) My Minatures and paints
2) PS2 with attached monitor and PS2 Games
3) A Real Doll (tm)
4) My Computer (no outside line needed)
5) Sega Genesis w/ Might and Magic III
6) A Cat

reasons.
#1 will keep me occupied.
#2 will finally finish alot of my games
#3 ;)
#4 my computer has all my role playing stuff on it, as well as Music and other Time wasting items.
#5 will finally finish that damn game
#6 I like cats.

1. Weights, as mentioned by many others.
2. Tennis ball.. I can have fun throwing/catching that thing for hours.
3. Flat screen TV (assuming I am able to plug it in).
4. Playstation 2 + games.
5. Pornographic material.
6. Hmm. Don't know.. Oh, Laptop. With wireless conection.

Wait. Since I have a laptop, no need for #5.

So, I change that to... A mirror. I wanna see my facial hair develop.

Assuming this isn't a maximum security prison:

1. Weights. Duh!
2. A good computer, namely a beast with all the works, with internet access, games, and educational software to learn other languages perhaps. Listen to internet radio, watch TV, et cetera.
3. Hyginic things, not much. A nice bucket that can be taken away with my dirty dishes, to do my business in, or even a throne with plumbing if possible. A shower would be nice. Or even a bag with holes in it, so I can get unsweaty and clean. Bar soap will do. Bag must be refilled with clean water when empty by my captors. Raxors would be nice, and I don't need a mirror. Keeping my glasses would be nice, too, but I doubt that would be taken away.
4. Something realtively comfortable to sleep on. I could sleep on the floor if it was on relatively soft enough, say, one of those camping pad things, along with pillow and a blanket or two, incase I get chilly.
5. A large library of books. Gotta have those to stop from going insaine and what not. If I were to tire and lose sanity, I can write my own on number two.
6. A jackhammer or crowbar, just in case I feel like making my get a...erm...room bigger.

A toga is demanded should this room, where I shall spend 5 years of my life, is glass, and everyone on the planet can laugh, point, and take pictures of me.

Pack of Cards
TV
Playstation 2
Basketball and Hoop
Juggling Balls
Book on the history of WWII
I might dump the Book and bring a bed unless it is provided.

Salt
Beer
Bed
Computer
Lamp

EDIT: oh wait....6......hmmmm....... More beer

#6 I like cats.
And we all know that by cats, JuNii actually means pussy

And we all know that by cats, JuNii actually means pussyahem... #3 on my list... ;)

I got one for you instead of more beer!

6. Potty
Its not included in the room, you gotta request it. What kind of cheap isolation is this?

JuNii actually means pussy
A floating vagina? I'll stick with Handgila and lipstick, thank you. :p

ahem... #3 on my list... ;)
ahem......that's plastic :p

I got one for you instead of more beer!


Its not included in the room, you gotta request it. What kind of cheap isolation is this?
Potty? And where would I empty it?

how about 6. a wash pin?

*does the I'm-brilliant-dance*

1. MP3 player (preferably, but not necessarily, with speakers to which to connect it)
2. Computer *
3. Playstation 2 + games
4. Books
5. Paper + pen
6. Cider or wine

* I had said with wireless networking capabilities, but Smunkee did say no outside communication. OK, but I still want the internet for radio, TV, information etc - someone can stop me from using email, forums etc.

my computer
broadband internet connection
the world's supply of marijuana (and rizla)
porn
my gf
books i guess

porn
my gf
Killer combo.....

EDIT: oh and funny you mentioned porn FIRST :eek: :fluffle:

My Computer
Wireless broadband connection
Big-ass stack of paper
Box of pens
Credit card with no spending limit.
tumbling mats.

My Computer
Wireless broadband connection
Big-ass stack of paper
Box of pens
Credit card with no spending limit.
tumbling mats.
No outside communication so you going to be viewing ebaummsworld 24/7?

My Computer
Wireless broadband connection
Big-ass stack of paper
Box of pens
Credit card with no spending limit.
tumbling mats.
:eek: You cheat!

You are gonna order stuff off the internet!

Stereo
Bible
Koran
Encyclopedia Brittanica
Practice sword
Weights

1. Weights, as mentioned by many others.
2. Tennis ball.. I can have fun throwing/catching that thing for hours.
3. Flat screen TV (assuming I am able to plug it in).
4. Playstation 2 + games.
5. Pornographic material.
6. Hmm. Don't know.. Oh, Laptop. With wireless conection.

Wait. Since I have a laptop, no need for #5.

So, I change that to... A mirror. I wanna see my facial hair develop.
YAY for Facial Hair!

Killer combo.....

EDIT: oh and funny you mentioned porn FIRST :eek: :fluffle:
:p

i know where my priorities are :D (j/k :P)
besides, porn comes first to get us in the mood ;)

besides, porn comes first to get us in the mood ;)
One day you might realise how sad this is.... :p

:p

i know where my priorities are :D (j/k :P)
besides, porn comes first to get us in the mood ;)
So is your 'gf' Sub or non Human?

1-5)As much untraceable money and as many valuables as they will give me.
6)Escape Kit (whatever I need to get out of the room and make a clean getaway).

1-5)As much untraceable money and as many valuables as they will give me.
6)Escape Kit (whatever I need to get out of the room and make a clean getaway).
:eek: For one second I thought my first nation, which I got banned from the forums, got hijacked......

[/hijack]

One day you might realise how sad this is.... :p
So is your 'gf' Sub or non Human?
bah! its called sarcasm :rolleyes:

the true answer is i need porn for when she's not in the mood ;) :p

bah! its called sarcasm :rolleyes:

the true answer is i need porn for when she's not in the mood ;) :p
Still sad

Still sad
she's horny a lot. shouldn't need it... hopefully :P


edit: and dear god man, what's happened to your sense of humour??

she's horny a lot. shouldn't need it... hopefully :P


edit: and dear god man, what's happened to your sense of humour??
I think it's funny to see someone dig his own grave :p

Like you are doing now.....:rolleyes:

ahem......that's plastic :p
No it ain't... you've never heard of Real Dolls?

vinyl... soft, velvity Vinyl.

bah! its called sarcasm :rolleyes:

the true answer is i need porn for when she's not in the mood ;) :p
I meant you are not allowed Human company in your solitude.....
But heck if thats the way you think of your 'gf'............

No it ain't... you've never heard of Real Dolls?

vinyl... soft, velvity Vinyl.
As I said. Plastic

I think it's funny to see someone dig his own grave :p

Like you are doing now.....:rolleyes:
she'll never see this thread *nods*
but besides i think she'd find it funny (like i did... but now you just got me worried :()

I meant you are not allowed Human company in your solitude.....
But heck if thats the way you think of your 'gf'............
i didn't read the OP.
most of these sort of threads are the same... just assumed this one was like the others

she'll never see this thread *nods*
but besides i think she'd find it funny (like i did... but now you just got me worried :()
It's okay PM *pets*

I was just having a bit of fun with you

It's okay PM *pets*

I was just having a bit of fun with you
it started out fun... now i'm thinking about having to pre-emptive apologise :eek: :headbang:

it started out fun... now i'm thinking about having to pre-emptive apologise :eek: :headbang:
*snicker*

I can see it now: "Luv?....uhm.....I wanted to..........I............ I'm sorry for my porn"

she'll never see this thread *nods*
but besides i think she'd find it funny (like i did... but now you just got me worried :()
Thinking is the first mistake.

i didn't read the OP.
most of these sort of threads are the same... just assumed this one was like the others
Never ASSUME it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Never ASSUME it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Good one :D

Good one :D
It is an oldie but a goodie.
Now presume is a different kettle of fish......

It is an oldie but a goodie.
Now presume is a different kettle of fish......
Consume... *thinks*

:confused:

No outside communication so you going to be viewing ebaummsworld 24/7?

Actually, I thought I'd purchase books online. :)

:eek: You cheat!

You are gonna order stuff off the internet!

Yep. I really don't think I can have stuff delivered, but I'd have access to downloadable video games and books via Audible.com and music via Itunes. :)

Edit: And infinite porn. :)

Actually, I thought I'd purchase books online. :)
*cough*cheater*cough*

Yep. I really don't think I can have stuff delivered, but I'd have access to downloadable video games and books via Audible.com and music via Itunes. :)

Edit: And infinite porn. :)wouldn't work... remember there is no OUTSIDE connection.

so you'ld be sitting there with a computer not connecting...


Kinda like Jolt. :D

wouldn't work... remember there is no OUTSIDE connection.

so you'ld be sitting there with a computer not connecting...


Kinda like Jolt. :D

Curses! Foiled again! :mad:

*reconsiders list*

Curses! Foiled again! :mad:

*reconsiders list*
Go for mud

*snicker*

I can see it now: "Luv?....uhm.....I wanted to..........I............ I'm sorry for my porn"
"how about making me some popcorn while i watch this? luv? luv!? where are you going!?
ah crap." ;)


Never ASSUME it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
haha very droll :P

Go for mud

Is a swamp an 'object'?

Is a swamp an 'object'?
I suppose..... :confused:

Computer with monitor, link up systems, tape unit.
Tapes containing petabytes worth of books, games, CAD/CAM/CAE materials, etc.
'Portable' workshop.
5 year supply of water (for drinking, hygienic purposes & working purposes).
5 year supply of power (if in fuel form with generator).
Raw materials (same volume as the workshop) to fabricate items with using the workshop.

Twenty years worth of beer, in a keg so it only counts as one thing.
A box full of books. That only counts as one thing too :P
Computer full of games that dont require the CD's
My British Empire wall map
Toilet, because unless its a really big room six years of shit will fill it up if I just go in the corner.

1. A tungsten carbide set of sharp objects (coated in artificial diamond to increase sharpness), in order to break out of the goddamned place.
2. Approximately $2 trillion.
3. My laptop (no other equipment needed).
4. A 45kt nuclear warhead.
5. Remote detonator for above.
6. Assorted drugs, etc.

it started out fun... now i'm thinking about having to pre-emptive apologise :eek: :headbang:
:fluffle: you should trust your initial instict:

but besides i think she'd find it funny
I did find it funny :D you know me better than these guys ;) and you only prove that by saying stuff like this:

she's horny a lot.
simple but true *nods* hehe :fluffle:
edit: as long as I'm allowed to watch the porn as well, you can watch it as much as you like :P anything that gets you horny is fine by me! aren't i the best gf? *wink* :P

I did find it funny :D you know me better than these guys ;) and you only prove that by saying stuff like this:


simple but true *nods* hehe :fluffle:

lmao! :p
(laughed a little too hard at that one... wasn't expecting that :D)

and yeah, i figured i know you... and besides you're too smart to be offended by something as silly as that *nods* :P (plus what we have together > that, too, obviously *moment of seriousness*)

how goes things over there? work is slow here cos LP keeps distracting me! lol

edit: as long as I'm allowed to watch the porn as well, you can watch it as much as you like :P anything that gets you horny is fine by me! aren't i the best gf? *wink* :P
the best! :fluffle: ;)
i say watching it together on the bed would give us both the best... view. yeah, view... thats it... ;)

how goes things over there? work is slow here cos LP keeps distracting me! lol

the best! :fluffle: ;)
i say watching it together on the bed would give us both the best... view. yeah, view... thats it... ;)
HEY!

And: view? not angle?

HEY!

And: view? not angle?
take it as a compliment! you're a lot more fun than my work ;)

and yeah i could have gone with angle, maybe position... but the view was the first thing i thought of. not necessarily looking at the tv/pr0n though...

lmao! :p
(laughed a little too hard at that one... wasn't expecting that :D)
haha :D and that made me laugh :P

and yeah, i figured i know you... and besides you're too smart to be offended by something as silly as that *nods* :P [COLOR="White"](plus what we have together > that, too *moment of seriousness*)
*nods* plus, of course I'm not a "person"... I'm a goddess! :rolleyes: :p *is in shock* seriousness?! :P of course *nods*

I've done basically all I need to do. Have to go into school and hand it in soon... *groans* in non-sexual way, hehehe :P

i say watching it together on the bed would give us both the best... view. yeah, view... thats it... ;)
:fluffle: :D
I was thinking the bed would be best cos it's the most.... comfortable... uh, yeah ;) But now we have thr... i mean, two reasons to watch it on the bed! :p

and yeah i could have gone with angle, maybe position... but the view was the first thing i thought of. not necessarily looking at the tv/pr0n though...
i can think of better places for good angles and positions too... ;)

Will you two stop corrupting innocent, non-"love"-related threads and take it somewhere private? :rolleyes:

Yes, you know who I'm talking to.

Will you two stop corrupting innocent, non-"love"-related threads and take it somewhere private? :rolleyes:

Yes, you know who I'm talking to.
Sorry Czardas

*shuffles off*:fluffle:

completely unrealistic senario...............


lets say you are going to be stuck in a room for 5 years, food will be brough to you, but no other outside communication, you are permitted to bring in 6 things (and no you can't bring another person)

what do you bring?
( shrug ) Six books, what else???

i say watching it together on the bed would give us both the best... view. yeah, view... thats it... ;)
You know why doggie style is so popular with rednecks, don't ya?

'Cause then they can both watch NASCAR! :D

haha :D and that made me laugh :P

:D :fluffle:

*nods* plus, of course I'm not a "person"... I'm a goddess!
where did i say you were anything less? :confused:
goddesses get speical love.... mmm ;)


*is in shock* seriousness?! :P of course *nods*

I've done basically all I need to do. Have to go into school and hand it in soon... *groans* in non-sexual way, hehehe :P
yeah seriousness was cos i know pettyness isn't what we do... and i knew you wouldn't be petty over something that's really not a bad thing but i have now blown out of proportion in my head... *bangs head on desk*
you know what i mean *nods*

and thats great - go you! school won't take long will it? (and you're on a school trip tomorrow too - yayness!)
:fluffle:
and you can moan in non dirty ways? news to me :P




I was thinking the bed would be best cos it's the most.... comfortable... uh, yeah ;) But now we have thr... i mean, two reasons to watch it on the bed!
i can think of more positio.... uh... reasons than just two ;)

i can think of better places for good angles and positions too...
haha great minds think alike :P

Will you two stop corrupting innocent, non-"love"-related threads and take it somewhere private?

Yes, you know who I'm talking to.
no.
well, if she were on msn, sure...

oh wait you mean LP and TCG? we're just one giant love... square... yeah that makes sense :D

You know why doggie style is so popular with rednecks, don't ya?

'Cause then they can both watch NASCAR!
lmao *whoops* yee-haw!! :p

lmao *whoops* yee-haw!! :p
Hahahaha! Made yer day, did I? :D

lmao *whoops* yee-haw!! :p
:eek: Dear God no!! :p edit: that's in response to the redneck-ness... not the joy at doggy style... though I'm sure that's obvious, for various reasons ;) :fluffle:

and seeing as I'm now on msn *cough*hinthint*cough*(having gone to school and given all my work in - blargh, not nice) I'll stop corrupting the thread ;) though I do find it hilariously ironic to have Czardas criticise people for corruption..... :p

1. top of the line wireless laptop and all accessories.
2. High Speed Internet. (You can block all forums, instant messengers, e-mail, whatever. I just want access to some torrent sites so i can get all the music, games, porn, whatever.)
3. A library full of Fantasy/Sci-Fi books with some programming manuals. (yes... im a book worm, and nothing wastes time like programming.)
4. Electronic Parts. Tons and tons of them so i can build whatever I wish. (including soldering tools and that such of course.)
5. The Best Giant Customized Bed Ever. Would be like 20 ft square. Fluffy in one section, firm in another to be used for back support, another section could be a waterbed, other section could be a super spring mattress, maybe 20 random pillows with varying softness spread all over. (5 years! I would want the perfect bed so i would never leave it.)
6. Stuffed animal my gf got me. (so sentimental... 5 years without her? :( )

I do find it hilariously ironic to have Czardas criticise people for corruption..... :p
ROFLMAO! Good point! :D

Dear God no!! :p edit: that's in response to the redneck-ness... not the joy at doggy style... though I'm sure that's obvious, for various reasons ;) :fluffle:

and seeing as I'm now on msn *cough*hinthint*cough*(having gone to school and given all my work in - blargh, not nice) I'll stop corrupting the thread ;) though I do find it hilariously ironic to have Czardas criticise people for corruption..... :p
it is kinda obvious... i know you ;) :D (and i like it! :P)

and i know you're on msn but i seriously gotta get some work done :(
having real problems with some analysis i'm doing right now and its pissing me off majorly - so i probably wouldn't be much fun anyway :P
however you could write... emails.... *wink* hehe


Hahahaha! Made yer day, did I? :D
talk about NASCAR to me and i just melt... ;)

...though I do find it hilariously ironic to have Czardas criticise people for corruption..... :p
... I wonder why?

talk about NASCAR to me and i just melt... ;)
ROFLMAO! Yeah, RIGHT! That certainly was NOT what made you "melt!" :D

ROFLMAO! Yeah, RIGHT! That certainly was NOT what made you "melt!" :D
i'm shocked :eek:
so thats what you think of me is it? ;) :p

it is kinda obvious... i know you ;) :D (and i like it! :P)

and i know you're on msn but i seriously gotta get some work done :(
having real problems with some analysis i'm doing right now and its pissing me off majorly - so i probably wouldn't be much fun anyway :P
however you could write... emails.... *wink* hehe
Hehe :fluffle:
that's okay *hugs* hope the work sorts out. Don't go getting too stressed. just imagine me massaging your shoulders *nods* will talk to you later - love you :)
ooo, good idea... fancy some of those kind of emails, do you? *wink*

i'm shocked :eek:
so thats what you think of me is it? ;) :p
sure as hell what I think of you! :p and i like it that way *wink* damn well better not be NASCAR which is turning you on *hypothetically raises eyebrow* :P
:D

Hehe :fluffle:
that's okay *hugs* hope the work sorts out. Don't go getting too stressed. just imagine me massaging your shoulders *nods* will talk to you later - love you :)
ooo, good idea... fancy some of those kind of emails, do you? *wink*
actually i did an easier thing/way round in the work, but still stressed cos i got about 3 weeks worth of work to do before monday plus a presentation about my findings to write. if i could get things done faster it'd be ok but these equations seem to have a habit of resetting themselves and pissing me off lol
i'll be online later this evening - got a gym thing again but i'll be about after that *hugs*
and yeah... that kind of email would be good :P even though i have been intending to write one for days (soppy sad poems have to do instead heh), but any kind of email would be nice *more hugs*
mmm massage good... need other areas massaged still after last time at the gym though ;)
and love you too :)so glad you're feeling better and cw stuff is winding down *even more hugs*


sure as hell what I think of you! :p and i like it that way *wink* damn well better not be NASCAR which is turning you on *hypothetically raises eyebrow* :P
:D
lol! :D
and i'll be honest... it wasn't quite the NASCAR, no :P
*ponders* ;)


*thinks we should stop hijacking this thread or czardas might kill us both :p*

you are allowed to bring whatever you want except another person.

I will say that "thing" can be anything other than a person, oh and if you bring like a dvd player and a tv then you can count the AV cables as part of the DVD player even though really they are a seperate item (I won't be too strict tonight)
What about a non-living person? Does that qualify as a person or thing?

hmmmm

1. Benchpress
2. Manual weights
3. Radio
4. Antibaioticks
5.Book
6.Some other huge huge huge book

*thinks we should stop hijacking this thread or czardas might kill us both :p*
Don't worry, I'll kill you both anyway. In one way or another. (Although if you keep annoying me I might have to take both of you prisoner and cut the bond between you with neutrino penetration ion beams to generate enough energy to launch a massive 1000-gigaton nuclear warhead at the Earth. You would then feel absolutely nothing for each other and become emotionless empty husks like me, and thus pledge eternal and undying allegiance to my cause of universal destruction, until you start plotting against me, when I kill you anyway.)

So, yeah...

Don't worry, I'll kill you both anyway. In one way or another. (Although if you keep annoying me I might have to take both of you prisoner and cut the bond between you with neutrino penetration ion beams to generate enough energy to launch a massive 1000-gigaton nuclear warhead at the Earth. You would then feel absolutely nothing for each other and become emotionless empty husks like me, and thus pledge eternal and undying allegiance to my cause of universal destruction, until you start plotting against me, when I kill you anyway.)

So, yeah...
sounds like a fun night out :)

one please. *nods*



;)

sounds like a fun night out :)

one please. *nods*
For that...

*takes out assorted torturing equipment, hooked flails, chains, etc.*

No, it's not for you. It's for her, and your family, and maybe Rotovia just because I like throwing him into things.

For that...

*takes out assorted torturing equipment, hooked flails, chains, etc.*

No, it's not for you. It's for her, and your family, and maybe Rotovia just because I like throwing him into things.
careful, she might like it ;) :p

not sure about her family though... tell you what, you keep Rotovia and i'll trade you Tribes for Glitziness (and her family)... and if you throw in those whips & chains (for later ;)) i'll even give you this old dooms-day device that's been knocking about here for a while *nods* :)


or i could just defeat you with the power of the fluffle ;)

careful, she might like it ;) :p

not sure about her family though... tell you what, you keep Rotovia and i'll trade you Tribes for Glitziness (and her family)... and if you throw in those whips & chains (for later ;)) i'll even give you this old dooms-day device that's been knocking about here for a while *nods* :)


or i could just defeat you with the power of the fluffle ;)
I meant your family.

(And I don't think very many people enjoy having their toenails and fingernails pulled off one by one, then their hair pulled out in clumps, and finally being crushed by massive gears into a pulpy mess... Do you? That goes a little beyond the range of normal S & M. I left out the more disgusting parts because of site PG-13 regulations.)

Oh, and Tribes isn't yours to trade. He's a priest in MY cult. You don't even have a cult. :p

Everyone is so resigned to he fate of being trapped!
1.Diamond steel file
2. Rope
3.Crow bar
4.Shovel
5.Explosives
If they can put you in, you can take yourself out. Alternately, if they can bring you food, you can also get out.

I meant your family.

(And I don't think very many people enjoy having their toenails and fingernails pulled off one by one, then their hair pulled out in clumps, and finally being crushed by massive gears into a pulpy mess... Do you? That goes a little beyond the range of normal S & M. I left out the more disgusting parts because of site PG-13 regulations.)

Oh, and Tribes isn't yours to trade. He's a priest in MY cult. You don't even have a cult. :p
he may be in your cult but he's my bitch! :p

and no that doesn't sound too good. how about that doomsday device? 300 year warrantee and gaurenteed to take out all life in at least a 15 parsecs radius. good stuff, got it from a bloke down the pub :)



and i just remembered... i don't need a cult - round here i'm a demigod. *smites* ;) :fluffle:

and no that doesn't sound too good. how about that doomsday device? 300 year warrantee and gaurenteed to take out all life in at least a 15 parsecs radius. good stuff, got it from a bloke down the pub :)

I already have so many of those it's kind of pointless to get another one. I've used most of them, too. Ever wondered why your universe is so small? :p

and i just remembered... i don't need a cult - round here i'm a demigod. *smites* ;) :fluffle:
Smiting me will have no effect -- I'm a full-fledged superior god and then some. *smites harder* ;)

I already have so many of those it's kind of pointless to get another one. I've used most of them, too. Ever wondered why your universe is so small? :p


Smiting me will have no effect -- I'm a full-fledged superior god and then some. *smites harder* ;)
used most of them? well you missed a spot (ie: here) and surely you need more?
look i'll throw in a free dancing monkey (i have a cupboard full of them) if you give her back :)

and ooh godmod wars! fun! :p
you just wait till LG gets here... then there'll be trouble ;)

used most of them? well you missed a spot (ie: here) and surely you need more?
No... I can always create more with a simple incantation anyway. Blowing stuff up actually does get rather boring every now and then. :P

look i'll throw in a free dancing monkey (i have a cupboard full of them) if you give her back :)
It doesn't matter, you'll get her back anyway as I'm planning to send you her ashes in a rather expensive urn that I expect you to pay for. :)

and ooh godmod wars! fun! :p
you just wait till LG gets here... then there'll be trouble ;)
LG? Fah, he is but mere dust beneath my feet, or mud, if you catch my meaning. :)

It doesn't matter, you'll get her back anyway as I'm planning to send you her ashes in a rather expensive urn that I expect you to pay for. :)

boo! i'm not playing with you anymore :( ;)

LG? Fah, he is but mere dust beneath my feet, or mud, if you catch my meaning. :)
he has more followers than you do... seeing how he got voted in (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=463104) and all.
by the rules of Black & White and the great ubergod Molyneux, that makes him more powerful, cult or no. *nods*
hmm actually, it does me too :D
pah, your bark is worse than your bite... mwuhahaha! *gets amy (and my family) back with goddy powers*

no dancing monkey for you now :rolleyes:
edit: see this is what happens when you don't play nice ;)

My revised list of six 'objects'

1) A nice muddy swamp.
2) The Mall of America.
3) The Library of Congress.
4) The largest and most well-stocked porn shop in America.
5) Disney World.
6) A decent bar.

P.S: I'm gonna need a BIG room. :D

cat
place for me and cat to shit other than floor
really nice bathtub
soap, goddamit
computer with internet
antihistimines (i'm alergic to cats)

LG? Fah, he is but mere dust beneath my feet, or mud, if you catch my meaning. :)

All they better to make you slip and fall, my dear. :)

if no internet is allowed, then give me a computer with the biggest hard drive ever, filled with books, music, art-creating programs, games, and lezzy porn :D

btw, this room would be a climbing gym, with a soft and squishy floor. screw a bed.

Actually, I thought I'd purchase books online. :)
Coughcheatercough coughtheyshouldntbeallowedtohavenewhistoricalinformationcough coughunlessyouweregettingmadmagazinecough

1. A box containing thousands of pre rolled joints individually packaged for freshness
2. A box containing enough mayfair smooth superkings to last me.
3. A playstation 2 with a bunch of games
4. A mirror (I'd really need it, pathetically enough, to stop me going insane)
5. A television with sky
6. Computer with internet and speakers and plenty of space for mp3s

5 years locked in a room? It might give me enough time to finish painting my Imperial Guard. 150 of the little bastards......