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Right i was watching the Simpsons last night after dinner something i have probably done for at least the last 13 years on a weeknight, irrespective of whether or not they were new episodes reruns or reruns reruns.

It has got to the point when i am watching i can pretty much predict what funny lineis going to be said by the characters well.....

Last night i was watching the episode where Homer becomes an artist after he attempts to make a backyard Barbeque pit but after fumbling everything into the mixed cement all he makes is a hunk of junk, he tries to 'donate' it to the needy children as a gift but Wiggum catches him in the act.

As Homer is taking it home he loses it and his bumper, but he gets caught by the person whos car it hit who says it is art.

Homer begins to create other 'artworks' but these don't sell to well if at all.
Eventually he steals the door mats, Snorkels all the Zoo animals and floods Springfield.

But anyways.
Homer is sitting in the Nuclear Power Plants Shower Facilities drawing a portrait of Lenny and Carl having a shower.
Carl says something like'Thats a little disturbing Homer'
Lenny replies with relax it's for his art.

It quickly switches to Homer and he has this devious look on his face and he says yeah art.....*Shifty eyes*

Well i knew this was coming and started to laugh just as Homer said it only problem was i had the 'All Bran' in my mouth well your probably thinking whats the big deal?

Well you know how if you laugh while drinking milk/water/Booze/Brake fluid... it squirts out of your nose and you know that feeling you get when you eat Peanut Butter too quickly and it gets stuck to the roof of your mouth or that itchy feeling Bran can give you?

Well could you imagine those three feelings combined?

Not only can i but i suffered it.

I laughed and had the food sitting half way up my nasel passage and half at the back of my mouth well what could i do?
I hold to blow my nose and out was coming lumps of Bran god it was awful.

So how hard have you ever laughed at The Simpsons/or anything else?
Have you ever had drink/food/snakes squirt out of your mouth?

You drink brake fluid?

Eh, I still find the Simpson's entertaining, but I rarely find them knee slapping funny anymore. Now MythBusters...

Eh, I still find the Simpson's entertaining, but I rarely find them knee slapping funny anymore. Now MythBusters...
That shit is funny!

The underwear crossbow tonight, lol!

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I laughed and had the food sitting half way up my nasel passage and half at the back of my mouth well what could i do?
I hold to blow my nose and out was coming lumps of Bran god it was awful.[QUOTE]

That made me laugh! Sounds pretty disgusting, how long was your nose blocked? :D

You drink brake fluid?
Doesn't everyone?

Doesn't everyone?

Steering Fluid is better.

You drink brake fluid?

Watch The Beast of War to find out how.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094716/

That shit is funny!

The underwear crossbow tonight, lol!

Yea, that was funny, I loved the drunk bees! lol.

Eh, I still find the Simpson's entertaining, but I rarely find them knee slapping funny anymore. Now MythBusters...
Don't get me started on MythBuster i have a rant saved up especially for that.
That made me laugh! Sounds pretty disgusting, how long was your nose blocked?
At least 120 minutes and i went through 3 Handerkerchiefs.
Occasionally lumps would come out.

That shit is funny!

The underwear crossbow tonight, lol!
I'm watching that right now...

Don't get me started on MythBuster i have a rant saved up especially for that.
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What's wrong with the MythBusters? It's one of the rare shows that's is actually funny, entertaining, and they don't resort to the usual cheap tricks t get people to enjoy the show.

What's wrong with the MythBusters? It's one of the rare shows that's is actually funny, entertaining, and they don't resort to the usual cheap tricks t get people to enjoy the show.

Who says science can't be fun?

Who says science can't be fun?
ME. (looks at biology hw that remains undone at midnite and grumbles)
My 45 average agrees with me.

ME. (looks at biology hw that remains undone at midnite and grumbles)
My 45 average agrees with me.

What's your problem, perhaps I can help. I took HS Bio.

What's your problem, perhaps I can help. I took HS Bio.
The fact I forgot to pick up the other half of my hw:p

The fact I forgot to pick up the other half of my hw:p
You're fucked.

I have the first page saved on my computer, but I dont have a photo bucket acount and your not supposed to attach images here, am I correct?

I'm still waiting for Harlesburg answear.

ooOOoo. Mythbusters. Espescially a fan of the Cement Truck Episode... Big boom

What's wrong with the MythBusters? It's one of the rare shows that's is actually funny, entertaining, and they don't resort to the usual cheap tricks t get people to enjoy the show.
Don't get me wrong i think its funny nd i enjoy it but they frustrate the hell out of me with their conclusions.
I'll explain tomorrow evening.

You drink brake fluid?
No, but I had to siphon the bad blinker fluid out of my car one day. Orders from that nice cop that wouldn't give me a ticket if I did it.

Used to be gold, turned into lead!

The Simpsons hasn't been very funny latly, simply because all concerend seem to be phoneing it in, and they've actually started ripping off themselves! It's the same plots over again. Plus, all the lines seem to be the characters quoting themselves. Writers - throwbacks to old episodes and classic moments only work if used infrequently!!!

Never had food go up my nose from laughing, but I have from excessive alcohol consumption. I'll never look at bacon and eggs the same way after chunks of it blew clean out through my nose from puking that hard:D
Ahhh, those were the days....

Never had food go up my nose from laughing, but I have from excessive alcohol consumption. I'll never look at bacon and eggs the same way after chunks of it blew clean out through my nose from puking that hard:D
Ahhh, those were the days....
You crazy Australians, ever had a snake up your nose?

Ah man. Getting food stuck in your nose from puking sucks big time.

Used to be gold, turned into lead!

The Simpsons hasn't been very funny latly, simply because all concerend seem to be phoneing it in, and they've actually started ripping off themselves! It's the same plots over again. Plus, all the lines seem to be the characters quoting themselves. Writers - throwbacks to old episodes and classic moments only work if used infrequently!!!
It did get really bad for a while but not bad enough to can it, then it picked up again i am not sure how the latest season is so who knows....

You crazy Australians, ever had a snake up your nose?
Nuh, we don't snort them because we know they wont fit:D

Nuh, we don't snort them because we know they wont fit:D
What about Tree Snakes arent they really tiny(For a snake)?

DUFF MAN...can't breathe....OH NO!

long live duff man

Sorry tommorrow then.

Watch The Beast of War to find out how.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094716/
Now, that's a damn fine movie btw. I didn't watch it for ages cause I thought it'd be another gung ho crap war movie, but it's actually pretty good. Some nasty scenes in it. Like the tying the guys to the tank tracks or tying the guy up with a unpinned live grenade to hold on to.

What about Tree Snakes arent they really tiny(For a snake)?
Ummm, yeah, I suppose. Doesn't make snorting a snake anymore appealing though:(

Eh, I still find the Simpson's entertaining, but I rarely find them knee slapping funny anymore. Now MythBusters...

Right on!

-snippy-

I too still watch the Simpsons but I have never found them funny.... In like 10 years I have NEVER found myself on the floor laughing but for some reason something keeps me watching and I still enjoy the Simpsons. But as for anything squirting out my nose.... No....

You drink brake fluid?
Doesn't everyone?

Is that what inspired you to eat All Bran right after dinner? ;)

I too still watch the Simpsons but I have never found them funny.... In like 10 years I have NEVER found myself on the floor laughing but for some reason something keeps me watching and I still enjoy the Simpsons. But as for anything squirting out my nose.... No....

Same for me, Family Guy almost has me literally rofl sometimes. The Simpsons I watch out of sheer habit or boredom.

Ummm, yeah, I suppose. Doesn't make snorting a snake anymore appealing though:(
True but i have seen snakes put in someones mouth and out of their nose and vice versa.
Is that what inspired you to eat All Bran right after dinner? ;)
No mommy said she would beat me with a wicker basket if i didn't,Mommy says i need more fibre.
mommy says bad boys should rink brake fluid to cleanse their ill's.
sorry

Mythbusters rant tomorrow.-Way to late.:(

I've never liked The Simpsons either. Now Futurama on the other hand...

Zapp: If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards! Checkmate!
Kif: Ohh...

Genius!

Mythbusters rant tomorrow.-Way to late.:(

You appear to be bluffing about actually ahving a rant.

Steering Fluid is better.

im a fan of transmission fluid myself

the simpsons isn't anywhere near as funny as it used to be but then again after 16 years how funny can it still be

im a fan of transmission fluid myself

the simpsons isn't anywhere near as funny as it used to be but then again after 16 years how funny can it still be
Not nearly funny enough to warrant commissioning yet another season of it, that's for damn sure.

'Jumped the shark' with Homer going into space. And how many decades ago was that, now - ?

The problem wit the simpsons is that you can't even try to make up a episode with out allready saying one that has been done. They also have tooo many reruns.:upyours:

I say end the Simpsons and bring back futurama!

"I do not have to understand Brannagans Law, I just have to enforce it"

Favorite Simpsons moment:

The FBI has gotten Homer to try to help them arrest Mr. Burns for having stolen the only $1,000,000,000 bill ever minted, 50 years earlier (it was supposed to have been for Marshall Plan aid). Instead, he and Smithers end up helping Burns escape to Cuba. Cut to the Presidential palace in Havana...

Castro addressing his aides:

"Comrades, I'm afraid I have bad news. The country is bankrupt. We have no more money. We're going to have to abandon Communism."
*aides moan and groan*
"I know, I know. But we all knew from day one this mumbo-jumbo wouldn't fly. I'm going to call up Washington and tell them they won."
"But Presidente, America tried to kill you."
"What? They're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco."
*aide whispers in Castro's ear*
"It's full of WHAT?"

best simpsons moments

"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine." -- Homer Simpson

"You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what? So some pimply little puke can treat you like dirt because you're not on the team. Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff." -- Moe Szyslak

You appear to be bluffing about actually ahving a rant.
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NEVAR!
It has been way to late at nibht to rant.

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NEVAR!
It has been way to late at nibht to rant.
So now is it far too early in the morning to rant?

ME. (looks at biology hw that remains undone at midnite and grumbles)
My 45 average agrees with me.

Just because biology sucks doesn't mean all science is boring...

im so fed up of the simpsons :headbang: , i take family guy anyday, bloody love it and well it is jsut plain comedy genius!! :D

So now is it far too early in the morning to rant?
It was i have been ever so busy.
I have TV to watch for the next 21/2 hours and then i might do it.

You realise all this anticipation isn't justified as my rantr will seem kind of lame now.

'Jumped the shark' with Homer going into space. And how many decades ago was that, now - ?
In Rod we Trust!

That was a great episode.
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best simpsons moments

"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine." -- Homer Simpson

"You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what? So some pimply little puke can treat you like dirt because you're not on the team. Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff." -- Moe Szyslak
You're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly, if a strage man offers you a ride in a car i say take it!

The greatest lil' scene in The Simpsons is when they are in Aussie...

Australian: You call that a knife? THIS is a knife! (brings out a spoon)
Bart: That's not a knife, that's a spoon.
Australian: Alright you win. I see you've played 'knifey-spoony' before.

Ahh hilliarious.