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OK, you are a Pentagon planner and you have been tasked to take out the Iranian nuclear program how do you do it?

(personally I want to include the F-22 in any mission. I mean we have to test that baby out now that its ready for combat.)

OK, you are a Pentagon planner and you have been tasked to take out the Iranian nuclear program how do you do it?

(personally I want to include the F-22 in any mission. I mean we have to test that baby out now that its ready for combat.)

Wait and let Isreal do it. Have them resurect the eyepatch guy who led them in the Six Day War. He's a pirate. YARR!!!!!!

Get the UN to do the majority of the invading.

Get the UN to do the majority of the invading.

This is more a special forces job than actually invasion, no ?

This is more a special forces job than actually invasion, no ?
What, you can't sneak 200,000 troops into a country? Pfft.

Definitely with a chaperone and a promise to get 'em home before nightfall...

How embarrassing is it gonna be when NATO attacks and it turns out they really didn't wanna build a bomb.

For me too, by the way, I'm pretty certain Iran wants nuclear weapons. Even though apparently they've been enriching for 18 years, but still didn't build them.

I say: Keep negotiating. When they finally break down, let NATO handle it, preferably with UN approval (although that's difficult with Russia and China on the UNSC).

How do you take out Iranian nukes?Nuke Israel and the whole midle east. [/sarcasm]

How do you take out Iranian nukes?Nuke Israel and the whole midle east. [/sarcasm]

OK, you are a Pentagon planner and you have been tasked to take out the Iranian nuclear program how do you do it?

(personally I want to include the F-22 in any mission. I mean we have to test that baby out now that its ready for combat.)

I don't.

Next question?

How do you take out Iranian nukes?Nuke Israel and the whole midle east. [/sarcasm (but i am sure you figured already)] :D

You "accidently" leak all the necessary info to the Mossad. Act shocked by the results. :p

Nuke Israel and the whole midle east.

I don't care how many times you post this, you are NOT going to get me started on YOUR twisted opinion of Israel.

I, personally, think that you are a member of Hamas. Or maybe Arafat's ghost.

Nuke Israel and the whole midle east.

Wow, you have some sort of grudge against people in the Middle East?

How embarrassing is it gonna be when NATO attacks and it turns out they really didn't wanna build a bomb.

For me too, by the way, I'm pretty certain Iran wants nuclear weapons. Even though apparently they've been enriching for 18 years, but still didn't build them.

I say: Keep negotiating. When they finally break down, let NATO handle it, preferably with UN approval (although that's difficult with Russia and China on the UNSC).

Those damn vetoes, should get rid of the stupid things and reform the Security Council at the same time.

What, you can't sneak 200,000 troops into a country? Pfft.
That's why we need illegal Mexican immigrants in charge of troop movement. They would never stop us.

I stole the essence of the joke from Mencia, so don't accuse me of being racist.

I don't.
Why shouldn't Iran have them?
Not that they do and if they did meh.

Nuke Israel and the whole midle east.

I support that notion.

Wow, you have some sort of grudge against people in the Middle East?The question is " How do you take out Iranian nukes?"
I am just answering that stupid question.

I don't.
Why shouldn't Iran have them?
Not that they do and if they did meh.

It is rather obvious as to why they should not have them. Do not bring up the argument that since Israel has them Iran should too, Israel has not threatened to wipe any nation off the map. Besides, if Israel ever used them it would be either too soon or too late.

Those damn vetoes, should get rid of the stupid things and reform the Security Council at the same time.
Security Council should have a 2/3rds majority rule instead of those damn vetoes. It's practically useless as it is; when are we *ever* going to get the US, Britain, France, Russia and China to agree on *anything*?

It is rather obvious as to why they should not have them. Do not bring up the argument that since Israel has them Iran should too.
since Israel has them Iran should too.

there.

As for the topic's question, I'd go for leaking the necessary info to Israel and playing Minesweeper until the weapon sites go boom.

It is rather obvious as to why they should not have them. Do not bring up the argument that since Israel has them Iran should too, Israel has not threatened to wipe any nation off the map. Besides, if Israel ever used them it would be either too soon or too late.
Actually i dont need to mention Israel at all, i don't think any nation should have them.

A verbal suggestion isn't a Nuclear attack now is it?

Security Council should have a 2/3rds majority rule instead of those damn vetoes. It's practically useless as it is; when are we *ever* going to get the US, Britain, France, Russia and China to agree on *anything*?it would be more democratic if there was no "Security Council"

How to take out Iranian nukes? Very simple.

Stop dreaming and realize they don't have any. Duh.

It's practically useless as it is; when are we *ever* going to get the US, Britain, France, Russia and China to agree on *anything*?


Reincarnate Hitler, and it can be done. Those nations have their permanent status and their veto's because they were the major allies who won WWII, and thus founded the UN.

I, personally, think that you are a member of Hamas. Or maybe Arafat's ghost.I confess... I am his ghost. :D

Iran has a coastline.. we have thousands of submarines capable of launching missiles.. bring them in at low altitude and you could hit their nuke sites without much warning. Or, of course, there's always the Iraq method.. aircraft carriers firing cruise missiles and massive airstrikes.. either way, although the latter option would be impossible to pull off with a low profile..

since Israel has them Iran should too.

there.

I do not respect your opinion OceanDrive3 and I never will. I have read enough of your posts to know that anyone with any intelligence should not even bother to read them.

I don't care how many times you post this, you are NOT going to get me started on YOUR twisted opinion of Israel.

http://www.urbanattitude.com.au/images/products/3%20Wise%20Monkeys2.jpg
Thats you, Robertson & the International Christian Embassy :D

it would be more democratic if there was no "Security Council"
You're the sort of guy who would approve of Sudan being part of the Commission on Human Rights.

the F22 is not a ground attack system.

cruise missiles and the B2's and F117's, mixed with strikes against early warning systems just like in ODS.

Actually i dont need to mention Israel at all, i don't think any nation should have them.

A verbal suggestion isn't a Nuclear attack now is it?

Sometimes it is a wise idea to believe what a world leader says, they might actually keep their word....

Reincarnate Hitler, and it can be done. Those nations have their permanent status and their veto's because they were the major allies who won WWII, and thus founded the UN.
But aren't there slightly less than Hitler-sized problems that the Security Council could and should be capable of addressing?

the F22 is not a ground attack system.

cruise missiles and the B2's and F117's, mixed with strikes against early warning systems just like in ODS.
Start calling it an F-117 until i see it beat a fighter plane in the air in a dogfight i don't want to hear it.

You're the sort of guy who would approve of Sudan being part of the Commission on Human Rights.I am not "your kind of guy"

thanks God :D :D :p :D

Sometimes it is a wise idea to believe what a world leader says, they might actually keep their word....
But he isn't the leader the Ayatolla is.....

A leader (or two) might also say a nation has weapons of mass destruction too and then none are found.

Start calling it an F-117 until i see it beat a fighter plane in the air in a dogfight i don't want to hear it.

ok, but the nomenclature is irrlevant. i actually forgot the reason why they call it F instead of B. i think it's because they only let solo fighter pilots fly it.

I am not "your kind of guy"

thanks God :D :D :p :D
No kidding. My kind of guy has a brain.

No kidding. My kind of guy has a brain.I hear that a lot...

But I am yet so see proof you actually have a brain...

http://www.theulshoefer.gmxhome.de/Pics/homer_simpson_brain_small.jpg
this one is not even yours.. :D :D :p :D

I hear that a lot...

But I am yet so see proof you actually have a brain...

http://www.theulshoefer.gmxhome.de/Pics/homer_simpson_brain_small.jpg
this one is not even yours.. :D :D :p :D
Whatever, I'm not getting into a war of petty insults with you. Congratulations, you just made my ignore list :D

Congratulations, you just made my ignore list :DYEAH..YEAH.. I hear that a lot... :D :D

YEAH..YEAH.. I hear that a lot... :D :D
Don't worry OD3, I'll never put you on my Ignore list. No matter how scatterbrained and hate filled you seem to be.

:p

ok, but the nomenclature is irrlevant. i actually forgot the reason why they call it F instead of B. i think it's because they only let solo fighter pilots fly it.
Because Fighter Pilots would fly it and no self respecting ighter Pilot would want to fly a bomber.
That and lockheed have a history of being dorks...

Because Fighter Pilots would fly it and no self respecting ighter Pilot would want to fly a bomber.
That and lockheed have a history of being dorks...

Thats correct. In the early Stages of development, the only test pilots they had were fighter pilots and the egotistical test pilots refused to fly anything other than a jet with an f- designation.

Also, I think they should hand over the intelligence info to Israel and let them handle it. I have confidence they will handle well.

Because Fighter Pilots would fly it and no self respecting ighter Pilot would want to fly a bomber.
That and lockheed have a history of being dorks...

"Fighter pukes make movies. Bomber pilots make... HISTORY!"

Also, I think they should hand over the intelligence info to Israel and let them handle it. I have confidence they will handle well.
The problem is that you can't just take them out like in Iraq back in the days.

I'd be pretty certain that Iran would hit back. It's said so. And where will it hit? In Iraq.

And that place will go down the drain mighty quick.

go to the UN and get a resolution from the security council.
then another.
then another.
then another.
then another.
then another.
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with each of those finding iran in material breach with the previous resolutions, condeming irans action and at least half of them threatening "serious consequences".
spread this process out over 12 years.

First you gather information about where the nuclear Bomb facilities are. Then you have special strike teams attack each Nuclear Bomb facility. Get them out when they are done and bomb the hell out of the facili:sniper: :mp5: ties.

First you gather information about where the nuclear Bomb facilities are. Then you have special strike teams attack each Nuclear Bomb facility. Get them out when they are done and bomb the hell out of the facili:sniper: :mp5: ties.

Lol, he put 2 unnessesary gun smilies in the middle of a word!

Lol, he put 2 unnessesary gun smilies in the middle of a word!
But its his first post.... I think I used gun smilies in my first 10 posts

Let's not forget the important part after all these plans:

Bin Ladin creams in his pants for a year as his dream of turning Islam as a whole against the West finally comes true.

Wait and let Isreal do it. Have them resurect the eyepatch guy who led them in the Six Day War. He's a pirate. YARR!!!!!!
I would love if if they could resurrect Moshe Dayan. He is one of my idols.

Nuke Israel and the whole midle east.
OceanDrive, I would tell what what I think you should do with that idea, but then the mods would ban me. And you say you aren't anti-semetic. Why don't you just show your true self and put on a fucking white sheet?

Use propoganda...

Incite hatred in Israel and Iran and let nature take its course.

You don't need propoganda. If Kadima or Likud win the election in a few months the Iranian nukes will be gone. If Labor wins, we are fucked.

http://www.urbanattitude.com.au/images/products/3%20Wise%20Monkeys2.jpg
Thats you, Robertson & the International Christian Embassy :D

he'd probably rather be identified as a Christian than as a terrorist.

Use propoganda...

Incite hatred in Israel and Iran and let nature take its course.

but then Israel would turn Iran into a giant glass parking lot! Who wants that?!

go to the UN and get a resolution from the security council.
then another.
then another.
then another.
then another.
then another.
then another.
then another.
then another.
then another.
then another.
then another.
then another.
with each of those finding iran in material breach with the previous resolutions, condeming irans action and at least half of them threatening "serious consequences".
spread this process out over 12 years.

no kidding, lol. UN resolutions have about as many teeth as your average 90-year-old person prior to modern dental care.

UN: Please dismantle your nuke program.
Iran: F*** you with the vehemence of 1000 angry mullahs.
UN: Please, with sugar and a cherry on top, dismantle your nuke program.
Iran: No, we most certainly will not.
UN: (shaking hand-held rattle) But we're the UN and you have to listen to us.
Iran: Make us.
UN: Okay, we're slapping a mandatory 1% tariff on all your exports. All member countries, except those that don't want to, will take action.

Cruise Missile Spam.

no kidding, lol. UN resolutions have about as many teeth as your average 90-year-old person prior to modern dental care.

UN: Please dismantle your nuke program.
Iran: F*** you with the vehemence of 1000 angry mullahs.
UN: Please, with sugar and a cherry on top, dismantle your nuke program.
Iran: No, we most certainly will not.
UN: (shaking hand-held rattle) But we're the UN and you have to listen to us.
Iran: Make us.
UN: Okay, we're slapping a mandatory 1% tariff on all your exports. All member countries, except those that don't want to, will take action.
that is so true

but then Israel would turn Iran into a giant glass parking lot! Who wants that?!

Osama Bin Ladin for starters... and from seeing this post, wouldn't be surprised if you wanted that as well.

:rolleyes:

Don't worry OD3, I'll never put you on my Ignore list. No matter how scatterbrained and hate filled you seem to be.

:p..and I love you too :fluffle:

:D

With as many nations as possible going along with the United States...Iran needs to be wholeheartedly owned, not just slapped on the wrist if the UN's resolutions are ineffective or are ignored.

How embarrassing is it gonna be when NATO attacks and it turns out they really didn't wanna build a bomb.

For me too, by the way, I'm pretty certain Iran wants nuclear weapons. Even though apparently they've been enriching for 18 years, but still didn't build them.

I say: Keep negotiating. When they finally break down, let NATO handle it, preferably with UN approval (although that's difficult with Russia and China on the UNSC).


Just to let u know... the UNSC is not a real organization but only made up by the people that created HALO the book and game!:sniper:

[QUOTE=Schwin]Just to let u know... the UNSC is not a real organization but only made up by the people that created HALO the book and game!QUOTE]

I didn't know that Microsoft created the UN Security Council...

One or two B-2A Spirits loaded with 2000 lbs. JDAM and/or a few B-61 thermonuclear devices, and with two or four F-22A Raptors armed with Sidewinders and AMRAAMs as escorts (all are stealthy, so why the hell not?). Have the Navy Tomahawk the air defenses and radar sites around the area just moments before the Spirits and Raptors enter the area in order to maintain element of surprise, then drop the bombs. Shoot down any Iranian fighter that might pose a threat, then go back home. That's how I would do it.

Just to let u know... the UNSC is not a real organization but only made up by the people that created HALO the book and game!:sniper:

The United Nations Security Council is a made up organization? :rolleyes:

go to the UN and get a resolution from the security council.
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Not if Beiging votes in its citizens best interets....

You wont get a resolution... If you dont convince Beijing first...

Good Luck :D

OceanDrive, I would tell what what I think you should do with that idea, but then the mods would ban me. And you say you aren't anti-semetic. Why don't you just show your true self and put on a fucking white sheet?Will you lend me yours?

he'd probably rather be identified as a Christian than as a terrorist.I would too.. since I am a Christian...

I would too.. since I am a Christian...

Pat Robertson?

Pat Robertson?Do not insult me..I am not a retarded Christian=Do not Insult me..I do not Kiss Jewish ass

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41204000/jpg/_41204628_patrobisrap203body.jpg

One or two B-2A Spirits loaded with 2000 lbs. JDAM and/or a few B-61 thermonuclear devices, and with two or four F-22A Raptors armed with Sidewinders and AMRAAMs as escorts (all are stealthy, so why the hell not?). Have the Navy Tomahawk the air defenses and radar sites around the area just moments before the Spirits and Raptors enter the area in order to maintain element of surprise, then drop the bombs. Shoot down any Iranian fighter that might pose a threat, then go back home. That's how I would do it.

sounds like a plan to me..i don't want iran to have nukes,i just pray they werent as callous as iraq and placed the facilities near population centers,it would totally suck to hurt/kill innocent iranians,some of the nicest people i have ever met.
i just cant get my brain around the whole hate israel or arab thing just on their nationality..truly baffling:confused:

Just to let u know... the UNSC is not a real organization but only made up by the people that created HALO the book and game!:sniper:they did a better job with the Game :D

Pat Robertson?
No Ocean Drive makes Pat Robertson look logical. He proved himself a would be Hitler in this thread. Thank God this country will never give him power or I'd be in fear.

OK, you are a Pentagon planner and you have been tasked to take out the Iranian nuclear program how do you do it?

(personally I want to include the F-22 in any mission. I mean we have to test that baby out now that its ready for combat.)

If I were the pentagon planner responsible for Iran.... hmmmm, my plan -

Step 1 - Reach into my desk and pull out my sidearm.
Step 2 - Place sidearm to temple.
Step 3 - Squeeze trigger.
Step 4 - If I am reading this, I failed. Look for bullets and load as needed then repeat steps 2 and 3.

Why you ask? Because Iran has every right to do what it is doing right now, as specified by the very treaty that prevents it from getting nuclear weapons. To attack Iran now would be an act of unprovoked agression leading to a war and occupation much much worse than that in Iraq. I'd rather use my plan than make one that would lead to that.

If you wana get rid off Irans nuclear capabilities. Get rid of iran all together. How you ask? Drop. A couple. Of these.

http://www.addict3d.org/index.php?page=viewarticle&type=news&ID=14606&title=

If you wana get rid off Irans nuclear capabilities. Get rid of iran all together. How you ask? Drop. A couple. Of these.

http://www.addict3d.org/index.php?page=viewarticle&type=news&ID=14606&title=

Wow. It's just sad how so many people are playing into Al Qaeda's plans and don't realize it.

No Ocean Drive makes Pat Robertson look logical. He proved himself a would be Hitler in this thread. Thank God this country will never give him power or I'd be in fear.Pat roberson was a Republican Candidate..

Pat Roberson would send every US soldier to Iran and Syria... Just to make the Jews happy.

and if it was up to him... we would never get out of Iraq...

Pat roberson was a Republican Candidate..

Pat Roberson would send every US soldier to Iran and Syria... Just to make the Jews happy.

and if it was up to him... we would never get out of Iraq...
Ah, but you are both so full of hate.

In a surgical strike, one would utilise the most modern and incisive plane one possess (I am utterly ignorant as to combat aircraft, must to my pleasure), or utilise espionage and infiltrate scientists into Iran to sabotage it.

http://www.urbanattitude.com.au/images/products/3%20Wise%20Monkeys2.jpg
Thats you, Robertson & the International Christian Embassy :D

Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil. Very typical.