NationStates Jolt Archive

And try to keep them to three words :p

"You have AIDS"

"Is it in?

"Your mouth's purty" <--in prison

"President Hillary Clinton"

:D

President Jeb Bush
President Condi Rice

The IRS called.

Another StarWars Movie

I don't know.

Another StarWars Movie


That's four words :mp5: :D

The cancer spread

Your engine exploded









this is hard, I can only think of 4 word ones.................

Yep, it's yours.

I fucked Mom.

Finals were today...

War in Iran
Gulf Coast Hurricane
Your teeth shifted
The cancer metastasized
No more pizza
Another Mission Impossible (too late...)
President Sam Brownback

Welcome to France.

Get the biosuits!

Where's the maskedge? (It's one word, look it up!)

Emperor George Bush

Where's your parachute?

President Ted Kennedy
Its MCAT day!<---For Med school guys

That wasnt food

Bush's third term

Judge alito confirmed

Mountain dew's Gone

I have aids (after youve slept with that person)

Hot Politician Sex!

Community service time!



and last but not least

Computers are illegal :eek: :eek:

coffee maker's broke

open up police

"President Hillary Clinton"

Definetly. I never want to hear:

"President Hillary Clinton"
"Video games are banned!"
"Nicole was murdered!"*
"Satanism is the true religion and all Christians will go to Hell!"
"Goth is a heresy."
"Preps rule the world!"


*Nicole is the person I love soo much

Definetly. I never want to hear:

"President Hillary Clinton"
"Video games are banned!"
"Nicole was murdered!"*
"Satanism is the true religion and all Christians will go to Hell!"
"Goth is a heresy."
"Preps rule the world!"


*Nicole is the person I love soo much

Thanks for proving you can't count :D :D :D

Four More Years

"Your mouth's purty" <--in prison

hehe a friend of mine really did get told "you have a purty mouth" by a tramp once. it was difficult not to laugh while not in earshot :p

This won't hurt.

Arafat's not dead.

Sharon will recover.

President Zell Miller.

President Ted Kennedy

Will never happen. Teddy knows what happens to prominent and successful Kennedy males, including John-John. He's happy sitting in Senate and going no further.

Hello Mr.BinLaden

President Archie Bunker

President Marilyn Manson

President Lyndsey Lohan

President Leona Helmsley

Lenin is alive!

Karl Marx's right

You my dad?

President Paris Hilton
President Hillary Clinton
Alito not affirmed.

Dad is Mr.Bush <---my freind says that il kill him
Am i dead? <--- After you die and some grim reaper comes
Where's my Cell? <---In a operating room
Wher'es my knife? <--- Same as above
I Married Mr.Bush <-- My mom says that i jump out a window
Is that mine?!
Where's my car?
Mom is dad <---uh oh......
Are those dogs? :eek:
Aliens have come!
Americans in Canada! :eek: :mp5: :sniper:

"Goodbye, Mr. Penis"

"Dissertation presentation okay?"

"Wtf dude? Whats a dissertation presentation?"

"You know, when you take in your work so far and show it to this panel of professors?"

"Oh SHIT! When is this for? Have I got time to prepare a plan, or what?"

"Dude, this morning..."

My life sucks, hmm?

(And thats two sets of three. Not six. :P)

Definetly. I never want to hear:

"President Hillary Clinton"
"Video games are banned!"
"Nicole was murdered!"*
"Satanism is the true religion and all Christians will go to Hell!"
"Goth is a heresy."
"Preps rule the world!"


*Nicole is the person I love soo much

you didn't really get the whole "three words" thing, did you?

My worst:

"democrats now control..."

"Tax hike annouce"

"Welfare funding tripled"

"capitalism declared unconstitutional"

Thats not Chocolate
Youve been PWN3d
King George Bush
Midgets rule Earth.
that wasnt cabbage...

"Oh, how cute!" (reference to male genitalia)

"Honey, I'm pregnant." followed by "It's not yours." followed by "It's the mailman's." followed by "Or your friend's." followed by "I can't remember." followed by "Kick ass orgy!"

"I love you." (received on plain white paper, written out with magazine cut-outs, signed "Your Stalker" in blood)

"I love you." (received on plain white paper, written out with magazine cut-outs, signed "Your Stalker" in blood)

Or by, for example, a girl who said nothing all night but those three words on the second day I ever met her. That was pretty fucking terrible.

Is it in?
welcome to life
your bill came
George W. Bush
you'll be sacrificed
I'm Marrying you (like a father aranging a marraige in the middle east)
you have triplets

"I love you."
"Oh, I know."
"Oh...I see..."
"Well, okay then."
"Okay I guess..."
"I'll see you..."
"Alright then...sure."
...
*gunshot noise heard*

:eek:

Let's see...what can I say that's three words and devastating.

"Ongoing nuclear war"

"World War III"

"Bush re-elected again"

"Patriot Act II"

"Mass suicide bombing"

Now for some more...

"That wasn't chicken"

"Dog eating chocolate"

"Driver: 'I'm drunk'"

"Required unpaid overtime"

"Family Guy cancelled"

"Family Guy cancelled"
Oh God, that's HORRIBLE you sick person! :(

Your Child Died

"a harlequin fetus!!"

that would pretty much end it all for me. if i gave birth to it, i mean .-.

Let's be Friends.

The Condom broke.

That was yours?

Sharia declared law.

"Inoperable, I'm afraid."

"It's so cute!"

"Dear God, no." (said to me more once by women I've asked out)

"capitalism declared unconstitutional"


It already has been.

There are anti-trust laws, therefore, there is no such thing as true capitalism.



Invent a new name for our economic system!

Invent a new name for our economic system!
"We're now socialists!"

Premier George Bush
Nation States Gone
Bush is immortal
President Tom DeLay
What the F*** <--- Mid operation
He woke up <--- Mid operation
Where's the bomb?

Premier George Bush
Nation States Gone
Bush is immortal
President Tom DeLay
What the F*** <--- Mid operation
He woke up <--- Mid operation
Where's the bomb?

George Bush, re-elected!

I hope that.....
win a trip
you've been selected
there's a draft
they defeated America
we've been invaded

it's a girl_no wait, boy_I don't know_just screw it_I'm no doctor

"George Bush can't count."

"We're the CIA."

"I want brainssss."

"left lanes closed" (on expressway)
"follow alternate route" (to detour)
"road closed ahead" (great, now the detours closed too)

"high gas prices"

Or by, for example, a girl who said nothing all night but those three words on the second day I ever met her. That was pretty fucking terrible.
Same thing here bro, I feel for you. IT was terrible cuz she probably ment it.

President Hillary Clinton
Democrat Elected President
It Takes a Village (ok, that's four, but the "a" shouldn't count)
I'm not responsible
We're all responsible
Tax the rich (explain "the rich")
Not my job

"Dad, I'm pregnant."

I don't want to hear those words for at least another ten years.

"You're banned, idiot!"

"Gonna scalp you!"

Cubs win WorldSeries (which is now one word:p )
Twins win WorldSeries
Indians win WorldSeries
We invaded Iran
Say your prayers...(gun held to head)
President Hilary Clinton
Video Games banned
Communists in power

They;re too saggy
*Crash* Where's the KrazyGlue (I think KrazyGlue is one word, name brand xD)
The airbags work
Welcome to Hell!
Welcome to jail
Welcome to MacDonald's

Two phrases I can think of, with one usually following the other:

"Any last words?"

"Ready....aim....fire!"

...to remain silent...

Look a Missile!

Nuclear War Started.

Bird Flu Epidemic

You have herpes

(your name) is gay!(on TV)

Yellowstone just erupted

The Sun's Exploding!

Welcome to Afghanistan

Welcome to Iraq

Welcom to Prison

President Hillary Clinton

C'mon people, try to be creative! How many "President Hillary Clinton" or "Bush gets re-elected" are we up to? :D

C'mon people, try to be creative! How many "President Hillary Clinton" or "Bush gets re-elected" are we up to? :D
Hey if you said four words there would be a much larger variety of answers.

"just a dream" in which the dream was your entire life, and you've woken up and you're only 5.

"we're just friends" when you're hanging out with someone you like and some other person has questioned the relationship.

"apperently she's vegan".. inside joke i guess. this girl i liked, but, she began to get on my nerves. the death blow was finding out she was vegan. i was like. oh. we're done.

wait, one more.

"i don't shave"

"I am the"

During sex: "Dammit, slipped off."
During an operation: "Oops, my bad."
During a police stop: "Assume the position."
While on vacation in a Third World country: "Look! An American!"

wait, one more.

"i don't shave"
Excelent:p

Actually 'Is it in' sounds pretty bad.

"Shit! Damn! Screeewww!!!": While handling delicate equipment.

"Fred Phelps HERE!!!": Fetch yer torches and pitchforks.

What's this do?-surgeon, during surgery
you're a winner-spam. Yeah, I won a lifetime supply of spam.
you've been selected
person, where's car?-really bad imitation of the crapfest called "Dude, Where's my Car?"

"I hate you"

from anyone...:(

"I hate you"

from anyone...:(
Ive gotten that a few times, sincerely too. It is worse when it is from someone you used to be friends with. (since I am a guy ive only gotten it from girls, who ment it seriously)

"Bush Made King"

"Samual Alito Confirmed"

"Foie Gras Banned"

"N. R. A."

"Chronic Intractable Pain"

Been there, doing that.

"I hate cats." <- Said by a girl that I rather like. I can handle her conservatism, I can handle the fact that she's a Mormon, but that she hates cats...! *sigh* It'd never work out.

"Hitler is alive."
"Stalin is alive."
"(insert random historical dictator here) is alive."

"You're the father."

"Korea launched nukes." Had to squirm to fit it in three words; I'm proud of myself!

"Congress declared war."

"California has seceded." That can't turn out well...

"President disbanded Congress."

"You've been drafted."

And, most horrific of all...

"Queen Elizabeth naked."

"He's a pervert!" (my sister called me that once. :( )

"We are doomed"

"The Plutonian Empire" ( :D )

"Honey, I'm pregnant"

"Honey, I'm President"

"Leave my house"

"Angelina Jolie Pregnant"

"Control, Alt, Delete."

"can we talk"
"everything is okay"

And try to keep them to three words :p

"You have AIDS"

"Is it in?

"Your mouth's purty" <--in prison

"President Hillary Clinton"

:D


Its your baby.

"You aren't gay?" - A rejection line used on me once. :/

"Abortion is Illegal"
"Prayer is Mandatory"
"Women must submit"
"Bush Family Dynasty"
"Osama was right"
"Commence Alaskan Drilling"
"Laissez Faire Regulation"

"There's someone else"

"PM Winston Peters" (New Zealanders will understand.)

Just because it has to be done...

"Chuck Norris Angry"

followed by

"Round House Kick!!!"

:D

Just because it has to be done...

"Chuck Norris Angry"

followed by

"Round House Kick!!!"

:D


CHUCK GET MAD!

CHUCK GET STRONG!

CHUCK SMASH!!

She's not coming.
You're going back.
You'll never learn.
Don't bother trying.
It'll never happen.
Your husband's infertile.
You've gained weight.

......these are pretty much things I say to myself every day, fears and paranoia in a combination of many stressful situations... if anyone else said them to me I think I'd have a nervous breakdown.

She's not coming.
You're going back.
You'll never learn.
Don't bother trying.
It'll never happen.
Your husband's infertile.
You've gained weight.

......these are pretty much things I say to myself every day, fears and paranoia in a combination of many stressful situations... if anyone else said them to me I think I'd have a nervous breakdown.
*Says them to you*

She's not coming, you're going back; you'll never learn, don't bother trying, it'll never happen; your husband's infertile, and you've gained weight.

Mwahahahahaha!!! :D (j/k ;) )

*Says them to you*

Mwahahahahaha!!! :D (j/k ;) )
Ahh cruel..

But brilliant.. Although, should have really typed them out for full effect ;)

Ahh cruel..

But brilliant.. Although, should have really typed them out for full effect ;)
Done. :D

Done. :D
Excellent.
One more depressed person.
Few billion to go ;)

Paris Hilton sucks

I want you

Paris Hilton sucks
Worse=Paris Hilton's dead.

Pretty sure I would cry.. She's just so important :(

your baby's ginger

got my period

Tinks: "I'm a man"
"Forums are closed"
"Nationstates is gone"
"Nukes have launched"

Tinks: "I'm a man"


*lol correct...;)

Tinks: "I'm a man"
"Forums are closed"
"Nationstates is gone"
"Nukes have launched"


Alright, you win.

Widespread Testicular Viruses

I'm shocked that no one has said:

All your base.

I'm shocked that no one has said:

All your base.

Thats more like over-used words, not worst....

I love you

You'll live forever

Return to Germany

You'll live forever

Return to Germany

you can come
back to germany
if you want
i will wait
til you there
then i will
***deleted by mods***


;) ;) ;)

You'll live forever
What makes you think that immortality is a bad thing?

What makes you think that immortality is a bad thing?

My life so far. ;)

My life so far. ;)
Oh.

My life so far. ;)
sure ??

remember the last 2 years !!!

sure ??

remember the last 2 years !!!

*smooooooooooooch

Ok, you got me there :D
:fluffle:

no more chocolate :eek:
not tonight babe

The sun explodes!

The Ice Age kills us all.

No babies in 20 years born on this planet.

The sun explodes!

The Ice Age kills us all.

No babies in 20 years born on this planet.

Count to three ;)

:headbang: Count to three ;)

You caught me

I admit it

(but message delivered)

"Make your time"

"its the Russians" or "its the Americans" or "its the (insert nationality here)"

on operating table: "woo new toy!"

In dentists chair "high speed polisher" (good i hate those things)

Yo momma's momma

You've been sterilised

Out of ammo!
My gun jammed!
Sauve qui peut! (If you're with French troops, this means they are under attack and are about to surrender or run away).
Nine millimeter ammunition

Furry Velcro Flap:eek:

We are American! (when getting kidnapped in Iraq)

you failed again

A Short Conversation...

"The condom broke..."

"In my ass?"

"That was quick"
"Want a map?"
"I'll call you"

"Pull it out!"

"May I fist?"

"You are pregnant." Especially if followed by, "Abortion's universally illegal".

"Pull it out!"

"May I fist?"

"Next time, maybe."

"I only top"

"I only bottom"

I'm over here...

"Next time, maybe."

"I only top"

"I only bottom"
"Shotgun for ass!"

"Lesbian spank inferno"

Oh wait.....WORST 3 words

In the bar:
Time, gentlemen, please.

With your sweetheart:
It's not me...

Tastes like chicken (as a cannibal eats your face)

The kids yours

Man-breasts are sexy

"Angelina Jolie Pregnant"Sorry (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4604594.stm).

Your mothers dead

No babies in 20 years born on this planet.
That wouldn't be so bad... It means 20 years of unprotected sex! :p

where's my scorpion?

Thats not sausage...

Final Exam...tomorrow!

Rectally lodged telephone.

Moore weds Coulter.

Maple Leafs lose.

Caught in zipper.

saw a blackwidow

Vegetarian Meatloaf Rocks

Congratulations President Winfrey

Atkins was right

PETA conquers Earth

Guns are Banned

Hentai gets Banned

Crabcake gets dethroned

I said no

It’s your kid

I hate unibrows

And last but not least, anything with the word “lobster” in it

It's your child

Unfortunately it's terminal.

Another Labour Government:(

We're gonna die!

Unless you keep this thread going :D :D :D

Tory landslide win. :eek:

President Dick Cheney

Jar Jar Binks

I failed exames

You're fucking fired

You're still away (in golf)

It's not you (girlfriend/boyfriend breakup)

you are dead

you are american

Hey OJ Simpson
Mandatory cavity search
Free golden showers!
Ebaumsworld message board
Philly during martigra
Fatass newbs inc!
Football sucks/rules thread
Futbol sucks/rules thread
Paris called you
Chuck Norris thread

no more porn :eek:


i hate you

leave me alone
(latter two from amy :-( )

Girlfriend likes emo
Dog has diahrea (sp?)
Spider man 4

Worse=Paris Hilton's dead.

Pretty sure I would cry.. She's just so important :(

Please tell me that was sarcasm... i mean it'd be sad if she died but only as much as for anyone else to die...

Sorry (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4604594.stm).
I know that, that's why I posted that in the first place! :eek: :D

Holy Fucking Shit! (usually followed by gunshots, explosions, someone getting punched flat on, someone discovered dead, ect...)

I Love You:fluffle: (i hate the long pause, it gives me shivers)

"This won't hurt"


"I'm home early!"
Followed by
"Oh Dear LORD!"


Worst words you could say...
(walking into your bedroom)
For a guy:
"Honey! And Mum?!?"
For a girl:
"Honey! And Dad?!?"

From a guy who you think is really cute:

"I am straight"

Paris Hilton Roxz.

From a guy who you think is really cute:

"I am straight"
Surely a worse one would be:
"I'm into Goatse"

Terra servit Domine.

"oops, wrong patient" <---after operation
"I'm a man"<--- girlfreind
"get the bodybag"<---during operation
"Zombies AND Aliens!?"
"welcome to Hell"
"Welcome to heaven"
"Welcome to Iraq"
"welcome to prison"
"welcome to School"
"welcome to quarentine"

While being operated on:
"Whoops!"
or
"I feel sick...urp!"
or
"ohhh...Lucky he has TWO kidneys!"
or
"Hand me one of them...uh... sharp pointy things"
"You mean scalpel, doctor?"
"Yeah! Scalpel!"
or (doctor muttering under his breath)
"Don't fuck up. Don't fuck up. Don't fuck up...

After an operation:
"Stitch him up!"
followed by
"Where's the forceps?"

you ate poison (got told that yesterday... rather scary)

"howard the duck"

nuff said

out of cigarettes

It got Chopped.

And try to keep them to three words :p

"You have AIDS"

"Is it in?

"Your mouth's purty" <--in prison

"President Hillary Clinton"

:D
"Jesus loves you"

Who are you? (from a dear relative)

I broke it. (answering question "Have you seen my mp3, the dearest and most expensive thing I have been able to buy completely by myself?")

Bush declares war...

More barbara streisand!

Bush declares war...
More like
"Bush denies war"

"France is Winning"

More like
"Bush denies war"
True, true.

"France is Winning"
But seriously now...

"sorry, it's cancer" then

"Kid, You're pregnant"
"what is it?"
"we're not sure..."
"Wow Potato Chips"
"We cured schizophrenia"
"I want you" [from a relative]
"twenty bucks, honey"
"Your condom broke"
"I can't recall"
that's about it...