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How will the world end?

Gassputia
09-01-2006, 21:32
I mean this as an end to human civilization, not the planet.

Well i think that after the we reach our peek of civilization, and there is world happynes, and we have also achived real world wide communizam.

Then alien come, and beam us, and the lootin begins
Minoriteeburg
09-01-2006, 21:33
well if the world ends. it better end after the superbowl is over. at least then I can die rich. go colts!
Nerotika
09-01-2006, 21:34
a massive world war, most likly started by the germans. Some one *Cough*North Korea*Cough* will use nukes and then some one will respond with nukes and suddenly everyone blows up and thats game...ah yes good game god good game.
Free Misesians
09-01-2006, 21:35
I mean this as an end to human civilization, not the planet.

Well i think that after the we reach our peek of civilization, and there is world happynes, and we have also achived real world wide communizam.

Then alien come, and beam us, and the lootin begins
i dont believe the human civilization will end (not in the forseeable future or in forseeable ways), the universe is infinate in value (well at the very least compared to where we are currently on 1 of 9 planes in 1 of millions of solar system in 1 of millions of galexies or something like that), i believe that we will continue to expand and grow indefinatly (with occasional setbacks)
Damor
09-01-2006, 21:39
"How will the world end?"

That's a surprise ;)
DrunkenDove
09-01-2006, 21:51
With everyone plugging themselves into a machine where they live forever in lucid dreams.
Gassputia
09-01-2006, 21:55
With everyone plugging themselves into a machine where they live forever in lucid dreams.
Matrix style, now that would be cool
New Genoa
09-01-2006, 21:56
Either meteors being crashed into us or the ice caps melting, or we're definitely gonna just blow ourselves up.
The doomed world
09-01-2006, 21:58
No No No You've Got It All Wrong The World Will End With The Apocalypse The Horseman Will Come Down And Fear Will Strike The Hearts Of Every Living Person!!!!!!!!




Either That Of Gravity Will Stop And We Will All Just Float Away Lol
Kroblexskij
09-01-2006, 21:59
aw nobody said the sun blowing up. because

YOUR ALL WRONG

the sun blows up in 5 billion years but in 3 billion years andromeda and the milky way will collide.

If we are lucky we get thrown into deep space where global warming will come in handy in keeping us alive. or we get sucked into an uber black hole.

but before that humans will destroy the world. only roaches and termites will be in deep space. - to invade a paralell planet of earth.
Except, all the inhabitants are miniature, so the roaches are like giants.
and the miniature people are like.

OMGWtF they are like massive and argh argh no noooo
PoorlyLitWood
09-01-2006, 22:00
Rabid squirrels shall eat our eyes and tongues and we shall become their blind-mute slaves O.O
Cabra West
09-01-2006, 22:01
a massive world war, most likly started by the germans. Some one *Cough*North Korea*Cough* will use nukes and then some one will respond with nukes and suddenly everyone blows up and thats game...ah yes good game god good game.

Oh yes... the over-aggressive, power-hungry, ruthless Germans, the country that had to be held back in straightjackets so it wouldn't start the war in Iraq even before the quiet, polite, peaceful Americans arrived... :rolleyes:
Free Mercantile States
09-01-2006, 22:02
It depends on what you mean by human civilization. Normal, orthohuman civilization will 'end' within the century when the singularity hits, but the posthuman civilizations we become, and thus our light-cone, could live on until the Heat Death of the universe.
Isselmere
09-01-2006, 22:03
Stupidity, pure and simple. Probably prompted by greed, that other great leveller of humanity.
Oxygon
09-01-2006, 22:06
and the universal AC said "Let there be light!" And there was light.
GhostEmperor
09-01-2006, 22:07
Stupidity, pure and simple. Probably prompted by greed, that other great leveller of humanity.

Seconded.
Iztatepopotla
09-01-2006, 22:40
I will get bored with you and reformat the planet. I'll make a backup, though, you might come in handy in the future.
Zanasa
09-01-2006, 22:43
The World will end when God wants it to end.
Iztatepopotla
09-01-2006, 22:44
The World will end when God wants it to end.
That's what I said.
New Genoa
09-01-2006, 22:57
Homosexuality. Im serious. We'll all get gay on each other until there are no more humans. Watch South Park - it's the perfect way to prevent the future.
Zolony
09-01-2006, 23:01
Well, I would call you a homophobe, but that actually could happen.

I'm staying straight, though!
New Genoa
09-01-2006, 23:03
Well, I would call you a homophobe, but that actually could happen.

I'm staying straight, though!

Not when the Gay Revolution comes your way. LOL, for punnage.
Iztatepopotla
09-01-2006, 23:04
Homosexuality. Im serious. We'll all get gay on each other until there are no more humans. Watch South Park - it's the perfect way to prevent the future.
Not as long as there's in vitro fertilization.
Terecia
09-01-2006, 23:05
There will be a wide spread genetic mutation where the air becomes poisonous to us. Or we will be consumed by lime jello.
ProMonkians
09-01-2006, 23:05
Bird flu.
First we have the mass death due directly to the pandemic.
Next we have all the related desies due to dead people rotting in the streets/water supplies.
Next we have the 'Rise of the Scavengers', the heyena population will rocket due to the abundance of food (dead human). Once all the weak have died of flu the strong will have to contend with masses of scavengers who will grow bolder by the day once the corpses stop pilling up.
The few that survive the Heyena Wars will all simultanously choke on peanuts on the 12 Dec 2020.
Ermudon
09-01-2006, 23:06
The World will end when God wants it to end.

Nah, it'll end when the old gods return and remind us they exist and punish the crusading cultures for wiping out their followers.
New Genoa
09-01-2006, 23:07
Not as long as there's in vitro fertilization.

What if they're gayified? Never mind the scientific implausibilities, let's just ban it before it gets gayified. Just like everything else in life has already been. Seriously, sports, men, women, Nazis, midgets, what hasn't be gayified these days? Even Fred Phelps has to be part gay.
Ifreann
09-01-2006, 23:08
aw nobody said the sun blowing up. because

YOU'RE ALL WRONG

the sun blows up in 5 billion years but in 3 billion years andromeda and the milky way will collide.

If we are lucky we get thrown into deep space where global warming will come in handy in keeping us alive. or we get sucked into an uber black hole.

but before that humans will destroy the world. only roaches and termites will be in deep space. - to invade a paralell planet of earth.
Except, all the inhabitants are miniature, so the roaches are like giants.
and the miniature people are like.

OMGWtF they are like massive and argh argh no noooo

Getting squished in an uber-hyper-super-OMGWTFBBQ-black hole of DOOM is much better than freezing to death in space.

As for human civilisation, one day God'll get kinda drunk and trip over the power button. Thus ending existance.

Yup.
Keruvalia
09-01-2006, 23:09
Not with a bang, but a whimper.
Twitch2395
09-01-2006, 23:09
aw nobody said the sun blowing up. because

YOUR ALL WRONG

the sun blows up in 5 billion years but in 3 billion years andromeda and the milky way will collide.

If we are lucky we get thrown into deep space where global warming will come in handy in keeping us alive. or we get sucked into an uber black hole.

but before that humans will destroy the world. only roaches and termites will be in deep space. - to invade a paralell planet of earth.
Except, all the inhabitants are miniature, so the roaches are like giants.
and the miniature people are like.

OMGWtF they are like massive and argh argh no noooo

I have a feeling that we will be off the earth in far away in space with in the next 3 billion years.

also, did you know there is a super massive black hole at the center of every galaxy?
Quaon
09-01-2006, 23:12
It will end...

When The Men Behind It All Decide
That We Are All Mostly Blue
And Yell "Screw You!"
And Hit The Switch
And Watch The Glitch
As It All Goes
And The Men Behind It All Will Get Their Hell
For All Men Will Come Back
So, Don't Be Afraid
It's Just Another Day
Don't Be Afraid!
It's Just Another Day!
Megaloria
09-01-2006, 23:13
...


Unicron.
Drunk commies deleted
09-01-2006, 23:14
How will the world end?

The great universe monkey who writes the script for reality will run out of typewriter paper.
Drunk commies deleted
09-01-2006, 23:16
"Fire and Ice"
Robert Frost.


Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.