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Dinner that turns stomach

Blauhimmel
09-01-2006, 20:01
Oh goodness, my flatmates are preparing dinner...

It's going to be lentils with veggies, cooked until it looks like a greenish-brown mash.

Who else is getting "tortured" with food that is hardly eatable? By whom and what's the dish?
Alinania
09-01-2006, 20:05
Sorry. Can't help you there.
As I don't have any flatmates anymore nobody cooks for me ... so I get to decide what's for dinner.
...and before that... well... I shared a flat with an Italian girl and an otherwise talented cook. It was ... nice, to say the very least. :D
People without names
09-01-2006, 20:13
Oh goodness, my flatmates are preparing dinner...

It's going to be lentils with veggies, cooked until it looks like a greenish-brown mash.

Who else is getting "tortured" with food that is hardly eatable? By whom and what's the dish?


WHERES THE MEAT??
Blauhimmel
09-01-2006, 20:14
so I get to decide what's for dinner.


Usually I do the cooking and I dare say I'm an okay/good cook.
Blauhimmel
09-01-2006, 20:15
WHERES THE MEAT??

2 vegetarians (including me) and 1 who gave up fighting about putting meat on the table :D
Pure Metal
09-01-2006, 20:20
lentils! woot!
its like The Young Ones all over again :p

the worst student food i had was macaroni cheese with tuna..... i have rarely felt more sick in my life http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/wuerg/vomit-smiley-007.gif
Heron-Marked Warriors
09-01-2006, 20:26
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/wuerg/vomit-smiley-007.gif

Now really, why, knowing what it was going to be, would I click the smilie?? Why would I do that to myself?
Alinania
09-01-2006, 20:28
Now really, why, knowing what it was going to be, would I click the smilie?? Why would I do that to myself?
Haha! You know you don't want to see it, but can't not click on it, right? :D
Heron-Marked Warriors
09-01-2006, 20:30
Haha! You know you don't want to see it, but can't not click on it, right? :D

Exactly. Sometimes, I suck.
Alinania
09-01-2006, 20:40
I'll try to resist the temptation to put that in my sig...
'Heron-Marked Warriors agree with me. And sometimes they suck.' :p
Heron-Marked Warriors
09-01-2006, 20:43
I'll try to resist the temptation to put that in my sig...
'Heron-Marked Warriors agree with me. And sometimes they suck.' :p

lol :)
DrunkenDove
09-01-2006, 20:47
I made lasagna yesterday. It's.....interesting, to say the least.

The worst thing is that I'm going to have to eat it today and tomorrow, because I'm stony broke.
Heron-Marked Warriors
09-01-2006, 20:49
I made lasagna yesterday. It's.....interesting, to say the least.

The worst thing is that I'm going to have to eat it today and tomorrow, because I'm stony broke.

rubbish bins are your friends!!!
Alinania
09-01-2006, 20:50
rubbish bins are your friends!!!
I was going to hand him a yoghurt... but I kinda like this better :p
Syniks
09-01-2006, 21:11
Oh goodness, my flatmates are preparing dinner...

It's going to be lentils with veggies, cooked until it looks like a greenish-brown mash.

Who else is getting "tortured" with food that is hardly eatable? By whom and what's the dish?
What, you & your mates are the living embodiment of "The Young Ones" ?!?!?

Which one is Nigel?
DrunkenDove
09-01-2006, 21:37
rubbish bins are your friends!!!

Actually, there's this cat hanging around that looks tasty and fattening.....
ProMonkians
09-01-2006, 21:39
the worst student food i had was macaroni cheese with tuna..... i have rarely felt more sick in my life http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/wuerg/vomit-smiley-007.gif

I once had a bowl of spinach for tea, I made the mistake of trying to 'flavour' it with some Cayene pepper...the results were not dissimilar to your smiley there, but from another end...
Minoriteeburg
09-01-2006, 21:41
I was tortured growing up to my mothers cooking.

prime example was what me and the sibs dubbed as "Stir Fry Suprise"

my mother put meat and veggies on a stir fry pan, and well let's just say when it was on the table everything (meat and veggies) were all the same turd brown color and it tasted like squishy slaughterhouse floor meat blended with wilted veggies.

i don't know how she did it, but whatever she cooked always ended up lookin like something else.

and her "beef-a-roni" was another story...
Heron-Marked Warriors
09-01-2006, 21:57
Actually, there's this cat hanging around that looks tasty and fattening.....

good with ketchup.
Blauhimmel
09-01-2006, 22:13
You're not going to believe it, but that sort-of-stew tasted okay (means it could have been much, much worse). That may be due to a large amount of curry powder. And the lack of coconut milk that my flatmate usually pours over the stew.

So, if you ever need to get rid of boyfriend/girlfriend - this is a serious option.:p
Aryavartha
09-01-2006, 22:13
It's going to be lentils with veggies, cooked until it looks like a greenish-brown mash.

lentils with vegetables...hmm...I am guessing your roomies are Indian. If they indeed are, you should ask them to stop cooking lentils just because it is easy for them and cook some biriyani or something.
Frangland
09-01-2006, 22:32
Oh goodness, my flatmates are preparing dinner...

It's going to be lentils with veggies, cooked until it looks like a greenish-brown mash.

Who else is getting "tortured" with food that is hardly eatable? By whom and what's the dish?

what do lentils taste like?

as for what turns my stomach:

- cottage cheese
- mushrooms
- mustard on almost anything

i am a meat and potatoes and cheese guy (but not cottage cheese!)...
Blauhimmel
09-01-2006, 22:32
lentils with vegetables...hmm...I am guessing your roomies are Indian.

Nope, they're not. But one is quite a hippie and very interested into "ethno-food". Other people would just get some Chinese take-out, not her though.
Frangland
09-01-2006, 22:33
Nope, they're not. But one is quite a hippie and very interested into "ethno-food". Other people would just get some Chinese take-out, not her though.

mmmm, Chinese

Honey chicken, sesame chicken, mongolian beef, Szechwan beef
Blauhimmel
09-01-2006, 22:37
what do lentils taste like?

as for what turns my stomach:

- cottage cheese
- mushrooms
- mustard on almost anything

i am a meat and potatoes and cheese guy (but not cottage cheese!)...

Try some lentils some time. Decide for yourself.

I agree on cottage cheese. It's just yuck. And a girly thing. BTW my flatmates like cottage cheese. No surprise, really.
Katganistan
09-01-2006, 22:46
Lentil soup is delicious with carrot, onion and celery chopped into it. I'd suggest ham too, but since you're vegetarians, I guess that would not go over well.

Another nice soup is cream of zucchini -- boil the zucchini, then take them and put them through a food processor. Mix the resulting hot thick mush with broth (I use chicken, you might want to use vegetable) and simmer. Serve with one tablespoon of sour cream dropped into the bowl, along with some croutons.

You can add a little hot pepper to it to flavor, of course, and a bit of salt. lightly browned (as in golden and translucent) garlic cloves, also food processed into the mix, is nice too.
Blauhimmel
09-01-2006, 22:49
snip


sounds good. thanks for the tips.
Alinania
09-01-2006, 22:52
Lentil soup is delicious -snip-
DON'T BELIEVE HIM!!! :eek:
Blauhimmel
09-01-2006, 22:56
DON'T BELIEVE HIM!!! :eek:

lentil soup is evil?
Heron-Marked Warriors
09-01-2006, 22:59
DON'T BELIEVE HIM!!! :eek:

**cough** her
Katganistan
09-01-2006, 23:06
:(

Lentil soup IS delicious, properly seasoned....

*looks down*


...and I am a woman.

:(
Blauhimmel
09-01-2006, 23:15
:(

-snip-

...and I am a woman.

:(

I bet you DO like cottage cheese ;)
Katganistan
09-01-2006, 23:25
I bet you DO like cottage cheese ;)


Only if it's liberally adulterated with something else to kill the taste of it. ;)
Drunk commies deleted
09-01-2006, 23:26
what do lentils taste like?

as for what turns my stomach:

- cottage cheese
- mushrooms
- mustard on almost anything

i am a meat and potatoes and cheese guy (but not cottage cheese!)...
They're a little bean. They taste to me like starchy little beans with an unpleasant ashy/finely grainy texture. I haven't eaten them since I was a kid and I don't intend to start again.